Feud《宿敌（2017）》第二季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
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enexttableover.顺便说这个头衔很棒归你了亲爱的Greattitle,bytheway.It'syours,darling.如果你所在的桌子很无聊那你就全力偷听邻桌It'swherealltheactionisifyourtableisdull.也许你的人生也很无聊我深表同情Andyoumaywellbeatadulltableinlife,Idosympathize.但如果你掌握了倾听ButyoumastertheartOflistening旁边人的艺术towho'srightoverthere.你真的丝亳不尊重Youreally,actuallydon'tbelieve别人的隐私是吧特鲁曼inprivacyatall,doyou,Truman?拜托特鲁曼别守着老一套了Comeon,Truman.Don'tbeastickinthemud.没人比我更有趣了Nobody,smorefunthanme.玛格丽特公主也许比我有趣吧PrincessMargaret.Maybe.送给你的Igotyouthat.你真好Oh.You.甜点来点雪浮岛吧1.et'shavesomeileflottantefordessert.他开始妄自尊大了He'sstartingtosinkintohimself.付出的代价是他所有的背叛和龌龊Thecostofit,allhisbetrayingandnastiness.看看他Lookathim.想无视都难Itcatchesup.真是相由心生Youearnthefaceyoudeserve.那是他的新徒弟That'shisnewprotege,她爸是那个约翰的可怜女儿thathorriblemanJohn'spoordaughter.他打算把她打造成他想要的样子He'stryingtomoldher.-Hmm.他改了她的姓来抹去她爸爸的痕迹Hechangedherlastnametoeraseherdad.抹掉了我想警告她来着Erase.I'dliketowarnher.他把她打扮成Well,he,sgotherdressedlike一朵供人赏玩的花朵she'sataflowershowinMinneapolis.还记得伊莉莎杜立特的事吗RememberwhathappenedwithElizaDoolittle?她电了亨利希金斯ShedumpedHenryHiggins.我觉得窈窕淑女是一个很好的警世故事IthinkMyFairLadyistherightcautionarytale.好吧让我们进入正题Allright,let'sgettobrasstacks.-Hmm.彼得比尔德真的打算和你结婚了吗IsPeterBeardreallyreadytomarryyou?实话实说吧Spillthebeans.是的我想是的Yes,Ithinkso.他已经戒掉了巴比妥类药物Well,he'skickedthebarbiturates,他有足够的钱维持我们的生活he'sgotenoughmoneytokeepusgoing.天啊他太性感了我甚至都不在乎钱了God,heissosexy,Idon'tevencareaboutthemoney.器大活好就行It'sthesex.-在蒙托克那些激♥情♥的周末Montauk,thoseweekends.是的但是李缺啥都别缺钱Yes,but,Lee,youcan'tbehavingmoneyissues.卖♥♥掉伦敦或者巴黎的房♥f-SelltheplaceinLondon.You'reneverthere.你又从来不住我需要它们应急OrParis.-1needthemincase.我只希望他别再来这里了Ijustwishhewouldfuckingstopcominghere.我真想往他脸普罗赛克酒IcouldthrowaglassofProseccoinhisface.也许那样他就能明白我的意思了Maybethenhe'dgetthemessage.不他只会把酒舔了No,hewouldjustlapitup.我们要当道德模范你懂的We'regoingtobeexemplary,andyouknowit.胡闹的话我们今晚或者明天就会上邮报WewouldbeinthePosttomorrow,ifnottonight.每个服务员都是间谍每个食客都是某些人的线人Everywaiterisaspyandeverydinerissomeone'stipster.我的上帝Oh,hi.MyGod.我刚才没看到你们Ididn'tseeyoubackthere.你们俩看起来都很美太美了Youbothlookwonderful.Sowonderful.李我有很多事要告诉你1.ee,Ineedtotellyousomuch,你的妹妹yoursister好吧我还是不说吧Oh,well,that's.11saveit.没错闭嘴吧Yes.Do.所以So.一只新天鹅没出师的雏儿Anewswan?Acygnetintraining?是吗你好亲爱的Yes?Hello,dear.嗨-没错Hi.-Oh,yes.我们要去迪克家他准备给她拍照We'reofftoDick's,he,sphotographingher.凯特哈林顿这位是李拉齐维尔KateHarrington,thisisLeeRadziwill.亲爰的如果我是你我会让我的头发自然下垂dletmyhairfallnaturallywereIyou,darling.我是说你又不是Imean,you'renot美国革命女儿中的人物intheDaughtersoftheAmericanRevolution.代我向迪克问好SendDickymybest.我们一起吃午饭好吗Canwehavelunch?当然特鲁曼当然可以Sure,Truman,sure.打电♥话♥给我吧Callme.那么Well迪克给你拍照之前咱们就不吃甜点了亲爱的Maybewedon'thavedessertbeforeDickshootsyou,mydear.怎么了一天哪特鲁曼What?-Jesus,Truman.你把她打扮得You've-you'vedressedherforagoddamn活像要去参加妇联茶话会似的WestportLadiesAuxiliarylunchteaparty.就差拿个黄瓜三明治了Where,sthecucumbersandwiches?我早告诉你了特鲁曼-你看Itoldyou,Truman.-Yeah,see?她早告诉你了特鲁曼凯特过来Shetoldyou,Truman.Kate,comehere.跟我来我们会解决的Followme,we,11fixthis.朱尔斯嘿Jules,hey.什么事迪克Yeah,Dick.带上凯特给她换上你选的服装造型TakeKate,andyoutwofindsomecrapyoulike我得向特鲁曼叔叔解释一卜今夕是何年whileIexplainwhatyearitistoUncleTruman.还有让朱尔斯帮你整理下头发Oh,and,um,IetJulesfixyourhair.他是个天才你会很棒的He'sagenius,you'regonnabegreat.我这里没什么不能搞定的Nothingherecan'tbefixed.这里是魔法之地It,smagicland.你怎么回事你以为自己在干什么What'sthematterwithyou?Whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing?现在是1978年Ifs1978.你是活在公元前几年啊Whatyearareyoustuckin?老实说就不告诉你Well,Ican'ttellyou,honestly.老天爷特鲁曼Jesus,Tru.你在你到底在干什么Whatareyou.whatareyoudoing?你还在工作吗是的在写书小迪Areyouworking?-Yes,onthebook,Dicky.不你才没写呢Mm.No,you'renot.经历这一切后我的信心Well,myconfidencetookabitofaknock理所当然受到了一点打击afterwhathappened,sure.是啊你想把作品卖♥♥给电影公♥H♥Yeah,andwastingmoreofyourtime这简直是在浪费你的时间tryingtosellyourselftothemovies?你是被那些女人影响了吗Areyoulettingallthoseladiesgettoyou?我跟她们说过了Imean,Itoldthem.迪克你跟她们说了什么Whatdidyoutellthem,Dick?你以为他会如何他是个作家"Whatdidyouexpectofhim?He'sawriter.你以为他会眼睁睁的在旁边看着你们"Youthinkhewasjustgonnawatchyouguys却不利用这些故事吗andnotuseanyofit?谢谢你理查德Thankyou,Richard.是时候走出来了找回你的激&hearts丁情♥It'stimetomoveon,getyourfireback.你难道希望那个统治一切Youwanttheschadenfreudeassholes还幸灾乐祸的混♥蛋♥笑到最后吗whorulethistowntowin?别让她们得偿所愿Don'tletthemwin.亲爰的你有什么梦想So,whatdoyouwant,dear?你真的想当模特吗-还不确定Doyoureallywanttomodel?-mnotsure.我可能更擅长做造型Imightbebetteratthestylingpart.是吗Yeah?跳舞吧可以吗Dance,wouldyou?*昨晚一个DJ救了我的命.*LastnightaDJsavedmylife.*跳舞吗对跳舞舞动起来Dance?-Dance.Movement舞动就是青春凯特Movementisyouth,Kate.*救了我一命*Savedmylife.*就这样Sure.舞动是什么迪克Movementiswhat,Dick?青春特鲁曼舞动就是青春Youth,Truman,movementisyouth.你怎么从从没让我跳舞什么的Younevermademedanceormovearound.那是因为你总是醉醺醺的我害怕Well,that,sbecauseyouwerealwayssodrunk,Iwasafraid你会把脖子摔断了youweregonnafallandbreakyourgoddamnneck.凯特你确实很漂亮Oh,Kate,you'rebeautiful,forsure,但别让特鲁曼把你当他的小宠物butdon'tletTrumanmakeyoubehislittlepoppet.他别有用心他有这方面的黑历史He'sgotulteriormotives.He,sgothistory.对吧特鲁曼Right,Truman?*我不知何去何从*1don'tknowwhatddo*昨晚一个DJ救了我的命*LastnightaDJsavedmylife*昨晚一个DJ拯救了我破碎的心*LastnightaDJsavedmylifefromabrokenheart*昨晚一个DJ救了我的命*LastnightaDJsavedmylife*昨晚一个DJ用一首歌♥救了我的命*LastnightaDJsavedmylifewithasong*昨晚一个DJ救了我的命*LastnightaDJsavedmylife.*特鲁曼我想坐一会儿Truman,Iwanttositdown.有地方可以坐下来吗Isthereanywheretoactuallysit?不我不是刚告诉你了吗亲爱的No,didn'tIjusttellyou,dearheart?舞动就是青春我们得接着跳舞CZMovementisyouth.Wegottokeepmoving,C.Z.时间不等人Timeneverstops.你不能让时间凌驾于你之上Youcan'tletitgetaheadofyou.弹指一挥间宝贝世界就与你擦肩而过Ifyoublink,baby,theworldpassesyouby.也许已经太晚了孩子Itmaybetoolate,kid.*昨晚一个DJ救了我的命*LastnightaDJsavedmylife*昨晚一个DJ拯救了我破碎的心*LastnightaDJsavedmylifefromabrokenheart*昨晚一个DJ救了我的命*LastnightaDJsavedmylife.*我不喜欢这样Idon'tlikethis.两个汗流;夹背的老古董Twosweatyoldiesbutgoodies在舞池里丢人现眼putteringaroundthedancefloor.天啊太不得体了God,it'sunseemly.我看起来像亚当斯一家里的祖母IlooklikethegrandmotherfromTheAddamsFamily.不你看起来很开心CZNo,youlookhappy,C.Z.黑红也是红Allpublicity'sgoodpublicity.正如安迪说的唯一重要的事WhatisitthatAndysays?"Theonlythingthatmatters就是你在报纸上占了多大版面ishowmanycolumninchesyoutakeuponthepage."要是个艺术家也许是对的但在我的圈子里Ifyou'reanartist,maybe,butinmycircles,最重要的就是进退有据it'sallaboutknowingwhentoenterandwhentoexit.我们有过年轻的时光Wehadourtime.黑白舞会扭扭舞都是我们时代的产物TheBlackandWhiteBall,thetwist,thatwasours.迪斯科不是Notdisco.我不想以这种丑态示人了Iwillnotbeseenlikethisagain.前几天我刚从迪克工作室回来Youknow,IwascomingbackfromDick'stheotherday在出租车后座我触碰到了凯特的手andIhappenedtotouchKate,shandinthebackofthecab.太吓人了Itwasstartling.看看这些老年斑1.ookattheseliverspots.问题是我还是觉得自己像30岁Andthethingis,Istillfeellikem30,那我为什么不能表现得像个30岁的人呢sowhyshouldn'tIactlikeit?每个人都会变老然后她们就会想Everybodygetsoldandthentheyjustgo,哦我老了于是她们就行将就木"Oh,Iguessmold,"andsothentheyshrivelupanddie.也许长生不老的秘密Butmaybethesecrettoimmortality.就是永不认输.istoneveradmitdefeat.不朽的秘密Thesecrettoimmortality,对你来说特鲁曼就是写作foryou,Truman,istowrite.不停地写Keepwriting.天啊你为这本书牺牲了这么多MyGod,you'vesacrificedsomuchforthisbook.写完它你就永垂青史了Justfinishitandyou'llliveforever.他不会跟她乱搞的Becausehewon,tscrewher.所以她才戴着那个难看的小护腕That'swhyshe,swearingthathideouslittlewristbrace.不这和网球无关No,it'snothingtodowithtennis,是因为他搪管就能摺到地老天荒it'shisendlessdemandforhandjobs.沃森太太想知道你什么时候去买♥♥单Mrs.Watsonwantstoknowwhenyou,regonnapayyourtab.是真的他坐在那里搀得上下翻飞It'strue,hesitsthereflippingthrough.你迟了两个月了-看着合唱团男生的大头照You'retwomonthslate.thechorusboys'headshots而她也自嗨到起飞whileshe'spumpingaway.看在上帝的份上Oh,forheaven'ssake.黛安我过会儿再打给你Diane,I'mgoingtohavetocallyouback.异端审判会来了TheInquisitionhasarrived.你也一样好吧Sametoyou.Allright.如果你还关心的话刚才是一个Thathappenedtobeaveryimportantcall,非常重要的电♥话♥ifyoucaretoknow.你想不想就此戒酒Doyouevenwanttostopwiththis?我得喝啊Ihavetodrink.今晚我要上电视Iamgoingontelevisiontonight.脱口秀我上镜会紧张Atalkshow,andIgetnervous.我必须保证状态等喝到三杯半时候vegottobeon,andthere,sasweetspot正好能让我侃侃而谈妙语连珠rightaroundthreeandahalfdrinkswhenIreallysing.你说过今天要写作的Yousaidyouweregonnawritetoday.你答应过我的告诉我我答应你什么了Youpromisedme.-Yeah,tellme,whatdidIpromiseyou?付你的账单川最好的摄影师给你拍照片Payingyourbills,gettingyouheadshotsbythebest,还给你请个助理和工作机会andanagentandjobs.这还不够吗Isthatnotenough?哦亲爱的亲爱的Oh,dear,dear,dear,dear.我不是那个意思Ididn'tmean.只是It,sjust.我已经尽力了你要相信我mdoingthebestIcan,youhavetobelieveme.凯特我Kate,I三年前我在约翰尼卡森的节目上说Youknow,threeyearsago,IsaidonJohnnyCarson'sshow杰奎琳苏珊看起来像个有异装癖的卡车司机thatJacquelineSusannlookedlikeatruckdriverindrag.那个小笑话给我带来的流量AndIamstillreaping我到现在还没收割完thebenefitsfromthatonelittlejoke.所有的脱口秀节目都想请我Allthetalkshowswantmeon.她们想让我谈谈自己的宿敌们Theywantmetotalkaboutmyfeuds.*我爱谁我恨谁还有.*AndwhoIloveandwhoIhateand*如今我就是这样赚钱的Andthat'showIpaytherentnow.不是靠写作而是靠扮演一个角色It,snotthroughwriting,it'sthroughbeingapersona.这就是我现在的事业That'smycareernow.你简直和他一样You'rejustlikehim.我爸爸Papa.我以为你和他不一样Ithoughtyouweredifferent.但其实你们都是一类人对吧Butit,salwaysthesame,isn,tit?都是一类人It'sallthesame.你说得对我知道我知道You'reright,Iknow,Iknow,Iknow.就让我撑过今晚吧Justletmegetthroughtonight.我不知道还会剩下什么样的男人1don'tknowwhatkindofmenaregoingtobeleft.我是说彼得比尔德你知道
