Extraordinary《珍的不一样（2023）》第二季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

你不会还在社交媒体上偷♥窥♥诺拉的主页吧AreyoustillstalkingNora?她有150000个粉丝Shehas150,000followers.等下不会吧她就是简单生活也美好这个账号♥Waiwhat?She'sSimplyLifeWellLived?老天你不会也关注她了吧Oh,Jesus,youdon'tfollowher,doyou?她很有野心而且不是讨人厌的那种Ifindhernon-threateninglyaspirational.但我不再这样觉得了她就是个下流的嫉♥子♥这些都是过去式了Notanymorethough.She'sagutterwhoreanddeadtome.这才是好闺蜜嘛You'reatruefriend.你别整晚钻牛角尖就行Justdon'tspendallnightgoingdowntherabbithole.不然你会发疯的Thatwaymadnesslies.我不会的Iwon,t.太好了你终于醒了Oh,good,you'reawake.她说她去年第一次去了米克诺斯岛旅游ShesaidshewenttoMykonosforthefirsttimelastyear还说这地方很有魅力,andfounditcharming.但你看看这张照片三年前拍的Butinthisphoto,takenthreeyearsprior,她家冰箱上明显就贴着个米诺克斯带回来的冰箱贴youcanclearlyseeaMykonosmagnetonherfridge.我知道你想说什么Iknowwhatyou'rethinking.是别人给她从米诺克斯岛带回来的纪念品SomeoneelsebroughtherasouvenirfromMykonos,但我看了她所有朋友家人和同事的账号♥主页butIwentthroughallofherfriends'andfamilyandco-workers,profiles,没人去米诺克斯岛旅游过andnoneofthemeverbeentoMykonos.她朋友海莉她们六年级篮球课上认识的她俩几年前HerfriendHaileyfromsixth-formnetball,theywentforcoffee在赛文奥克斯一家盖尔咖啡店碰过面但她们关系没那么好inGAIL,sinSevenoaksyearsago,butthey'renotclose.她在2012年和家人一起去了圣托里尼ShewenttoSantoriniwithherfamilyin2012.她怎么可能会或说能Andyouwantmetobelievethatyouwouldorevencould在圣托里尼买♥♥到米诺克斯的冰箱贴呢buyaMykonosfridgemagnetatSantorini?这从营销角度来看根本说不通啊Itdoesn'tmakeanyeconomicsense!好吧Okay.有时自爱就是告诉自己要努力工作永不停歇Sometimesselfloveistellingyourselftoworkhardandneverstop.如果你真的爱自己你会很乐意改善自己保持自律Ifyouloveyourself,you'rehappytoworkonyourselfandbedisciplined.我喜欢统一的色调它让一切都井井有条Ilovecolourcoordination.Ittotallyoptimisesorganisation.花束真的可以改变一个地方它们确实有点贵Flowersreallycantransformaspace.Theydogetexpensive.所以记得货比三家看看It'sworthshoppingaround.有时这样做能让你的每周花束开销Sometimesyoucangetyourweeklyflowerbudget减少到50至Ioo镑downto50to100pounds.抱歉你能Sorry,canyoujust-你在干什么Whatareyoudoing?阿尔菲今天要来我在给这屋子搞儿童保护措施Alfie'scomingovertoday.mchildproofingtheflat.我会尽力的但我真的不喜欢和小孩待一起lltrymybest,butIdonotlikebeinginthepresenceofchildren.尤其是英国小孩AndEnglishchildren.妈咪爸比我可以吃点苹果吗那太让人难受了Mummy?Daddy?MayIhavesomeapples?It'sdisgusting.没说你家的哈显而易见Notyours,though.Obviously.我有好多要聊的我会跟我儿子好好建立关系的vegotsomuchbondingtocatchupon.mgonnabondwiththatchildsohard.那我俩的关系呢Whataboutourbonding?自从上次意外见了你妻儿后我们都没什么时间Withallthesurprisefamilystuffywehaven'treallyhadtimetodo做情侣之间会做的事-噢比如哪些事呢thewhole,like,datingkindofthing.Oh,likewhat?比如说促膝夜谈一起野餐1.ike,youknow,stayingupallnighttalking,havingpicnics,突发奇想周末去巴黎旅游goingonspontaneousweekendbreakstoParis,第一次吵架fightingforthefirsttime.睡在一起Sleepingtogether.既然嘉莉和卡什现在不在AlthoughCarrieandKashareout,我们也许可以做一件刚刚提到的事呢soWecouldcheckoneofthosethingsoffthelist.感觉我们没那么多时间去巴黎诺拉马上就要来了Idon'tthinkwegottimetogotoParis.Nora'sgonnabehereanyminute.等下诺拉也要来来这里是啊Wait,Nora'scoming?Here?-Yeah.等下我是不是不该也邀请她来的Oh,wait.ShouldInothavedonethat?不不挺好No,no,it'sgood.我也好多了解了解她Ishouldgettoknowherinperson.她的好恶弱点意图Herlikes,dislikes,weaknesses,intentions.嗯至少你们已经有个相同点了Well,you'vealreadygotonethingincommon.都认识你-你们俩都是沙漏型身材You.-You'rebothbottom-heavy.什么What?我们差点都要收到驱逐通知了Wealmostgotanevictionnotice就因为他没意识到他应该付自己的那份房♥租becausehedidn'trealisehehadtostartpayinghisshareoftherent.我已经不是卡什的女朋友了IamnotKash'sgirlfriendanymore.理所当然我也不会出两人份的房♥租钱的Ofcourse,mnotgonnapayrentforthebothofus.我是说他根本不知道怎么自己处理事情It,slike-Well,hedoesn,tknowhowtodoanythingonhisown.他已经稍等我有个会要开1.ikeheisalmostUh,Ihaveameeting.我可以CanI,um-噢当然没问题克拉克Oh,yeah.Ofcourse,Clark.你刚刚说他已经Uh,"Likehe,salmost,uh-"噢26岁了谢谢你提醒我Oh,26.Thankyou.所以我跟他说我说So,Itoldhim,Isaid,卡什你要学会独♥立♥了Kash,youneedtostartbeingindependent.你得找份工作你不能再指望我替你办事了Youneedajob.Youcan'tkeeprelyingonmetodothingsforyou."这对我们俩都不健康懂吗Andit,snothealthyforus,youknow?我们俩不能再互相纠缠rWeneedtomutuallydisentangle.老实说我觉得我们俩都需要点空间Tobehonest,Ijustthinkwejustneedabitofspace.嘉莉你会很高兴的因为这是你最后一次给我跑腿送茶水了Ah,Carrie.You'llbepleasedtohearthat,syourlasttearun.我们给你找了个新助理We'vehiredyouanewassistant.有工作啦Gotajob.为了对卡什表示欢迎我们轮流来破冰一下吧TowelcomeKash,let,sgoroundtheroomanddoanicebreaker.姓名超能力冷知识你们都清楚要说什么的Name,power,funfact.Youknowthedrill.我叫理杳德我能准确看出别人什么时候要来月经了Richard.1cantellexactlywhensomeone'sgoingtogettheirperiod.我还开过明日帝国电影里的阿斯顿马丁跑车AndvedriventheAstonMartinfromTomorrowNeverDies.嗨我叫安妮塔我可以用意念杀人Hi,mAnita.Icankillsomeonejustbythinkingaboutit.我还对干洗发剂过敏Andmallergictodryshampoo.我叫彼得我可以随意改变性别MynameisPeter.Icanchangegenderatwill.我穿着拖鞋登上过斯♥诺♥登山AndIclimbedSnowdonwithflip-flopson.嘉莉我可以和鬼魂交流Carrie.Communionwiththedead.我要说的冷知识是我最近和我男朋友分手了MyfunfactisthatIrecentlybrokeupwithmyboyfriend.我清楚记得和他谈过话AndIspecificallyrememberhavingaconversationwithhim如果我们要继续住在一起thatifwe'regonnacontinuetolivetogether,我们得尊重对方的边界weneedtorespecteachother,sboundaries.我叫卡什呃我能倒转时间Kash.Uh,rewindtime.虽然我现在有点急于快进时间我也控制不了Although,msortofjumpingforwardnow,andIcan,treallycontrolit.这是连带着受影响的It,sawholething.冷知识嗯我最近刚被分手了Uh,funfact,wellIjustgotbrokenupwith.我本以为我找一份新工作是正确的选择And1thought1wasdoingtherightthingbygettingajob,但是显然我什么事都做不好butapparently,Ican'tdoanythingright.还有我在一家咖啡店里见过杰森莫玛Also,IoncesawJasonMomoainaPret.好棒啊Fantastic.是啊我爱他Yeah.-Lovehim.你好是诺拉和阿尔菲-你好好的Hi.It'sNoraandAlfie.-Hi.Yeah.这是给谁准备的Who'sthatfor?我要和我儿子玩抛接mgonnaplaycatchwithmyboy.你好啊-你好Hello.-Hi.嘿阿尔菲接住Hey,AlfielCatch!欢迎来到我们家Welcometoourhome.你那天说你一点也不记得我们俩之间的事了Yousaidtheotherdayyoudidn'trememberanythingaboutus,所以我想着带点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