Extraordinary《珍的不一样（2023）》第二季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

所以我妈再婚了然后我们就搬到这里来了SoMumremarries,andwemovehere.事情就这么简单It,sallverystraightforward.那你♥爸♥还在吗Isyourdadstillaround?嗯可以这么说Yeah,youcoulddefinitelysaythat.他是做什么的Whatdoeshedo?呃他他现在不太适合干活Uh,he's-Well,he'snotfitforworkrightnow.不是我们能跳过不聊家庭历史这部分吗太无聊了1.ook,canWejustskipthefamilyhistorysection?It'ssoboring.2010年左右克莱尔配饰战役的描绘"DepictionofthebattleofClaire'sAccessoriescirca2010CE".噢是Oh,yeah.那年我妈试图阻止我穿鼻环呢That'swhenmymumtriedtostopmegettingmynosepierced.但我还是穿了ButIdiditanyway.结果严重感染了Itgotmassivelyinfected.她气疯Shewassomad.我这么干太值了Itwastotallyworthit.怎么了What?这可能有点傻里傻气的Maybeit,ssilly,但因为我妻子是个老师她觉得这会很好butmywife'sateacher,andshethoughtitwouldbegoodforme她让我在我客户有进步的时候给他们发金色星星贴纸togivethesegoldstarstomyclientswhentheymakeprogress.但是呃感觉你没有进展But,um,Idon'tthinkyouhave.至少和你妈之间没有-不我有啊Atleast,notwithyourmum.No,Ihave.我完成了你让我做的作业Ididthathomeworkyouaskedmetodo.我请她吃晚饭修补一下我俩的关系Iinvitedhertodinnertofixourrelationship.那进行得怎么样呢Andhowdidthatgo?挺好啊Good.你这自私的小贱♥人♥Youselfishweebitch.毕竟是你把我养大的-别提了简直浪费了我人生Well,youraisedme.-Don,tremindme.Wasteoftime.我讨厌你我先讨厌你的Ihateyou.-1hatedyoufirst!满满正能量呢Reallypositive.你说过我和我妈糟糕的关系Yousaidthatmyshittyrelationshipwithmymum可能阻碍了我的超能力couldbewhat'sblockingmypower.你说的糟糕是临床术语吧那是的Shittybeingtheclinicalterm,yeah.嗯我请了她和伊恩我继父过来吃晚饭Yes.So,IinvitedherandIan-That'smystepdad-roundfordinner.一个愉快的像成年人一样的文明的晚上Justapleasant,grown-up,civilevening.噢我忘了说她想来我家Oh,andIforgot,shealsowantedtocome'round也是想好好了解一下我男朋友toproperlygettoknowmyboyfriend.所以我让她走进我的生活她总是在唠叨这事Somlettingherintomylife,whichshe'salwayswhingeingabout.你男朋友叫啥来着-吉What,syourboyfriend'snameagain?-Jiz-米吉米Immy.Jimmy.吉米Jimmy.吉米和你妈还处得来吗Jimmyandyourmumgetalong?好吧要是这还不算嫁♥子♥我也没话讲了Well,ifitisn'tthewhore.我在俱乐部跳舞手里拿着酒JmdancingintheclubGotmybottleJ他们花了点时间熟悉熟悉Theytookalittletimetowarmup.你的恋爱关系怎么样Howisyourrelationship?我注意到有点小问题关于他Inoticedsometroubletherearoundhis-那个他向我隐瞒是他妻子的疯贱♥人♥还有那可怕的小孩嗯Thesecretpsychobitchwifeandcreepyspawn.Yeah.认真的有点有点不好受No,it's-it'shard,youknow.但我觉得我们处理得相当优雅ButIthinkwe,rehandlingitwithsomegrace.优点很棒嘴里能塞下15个葡萄不是杀人犯头发没骨折过对流浪汉很友好软软的很暖和打鼾声很轻给我买♥♥吃的不踩蜗牛会烧意面缺点不给慈善机构捐款嘲笑长得奇怪的小孩从垃圾桶里捡过甜甜固吃只会烧意面不酷这什么你在写什么呢What'sthat?Whatareyouwriting?呃先别生气Uh-Don'tbemad.你居然列了一张我的他妈的优缺点Youmadealistofmyfuckingprosandcons.诺拉说过你是个坏人我只是想证明你善大于恶Norasaidyou'reabadperson.Iwantedtoproveyou'remoregoodthanbad."Doesn,tgivetocharity.Laughedataweird-lookingchild.不给慈善机构捐款嘲笑长得奇怪的小孩从垃圾桶里捡过甜甜圈吃这一点也不公平Ateadoughnutoutofthebin".That,snotfair!我当时以为只有我一个人在啊1thoughtIwasalone.嗯我们挺好的Yeah,we'rechill.挺好的Chill?那这么说一切都挺完美的咯Soeverything's,like,totallyperfect?氛围也情绪稳定吗Thevibe'semotionallystable?在我身上发生的一切都还好Isitreallythathardtobelieve这有这么难相信吗thatthingsareactuallygoingokayforme?那没有只是听上去那晚发生了很多事No,itjustseemsliketherewasalotridingonthisnight.你的超能力你的恋爱关系你的家人Yourpower,yourrelationship,yourfamily.嗯我表现得不能再好了Well,Iwasonmybestbehaviour.来了Hereyougo.妈你是倒腾了下你的发型吗Mum,didyoudosomethingdifferentwithyourhair?看起来很蓬松吹干了而已Itlookssoup.Blowdry.你是经常把女人肚子搞大然后就不管她们了吗Areyouinthehabitofknockingupwomenandthenabandoningthem?你用保护措施了吗Areyouusingprotection?谢谢你的关系哈你还没准备好要孩子珍妮弗Iappreciateyourconcern.You'renotreadyforachild,Jennifer.你自己都还是个小屁孩呢Youareachildyourself.而且从基因上来讲这都注定好了Andgenetically,itisdoomed.虽然身体健全但我们的精神疾病可丛生啊Wearephysicallyrobustbutriddledwithmentalillness.饥荒的时候是有点帮助但世道已变珍妮弗Ithelpedduringthefamine,butthetableshaveturned,Jennifer.世道已变啊-没人说要怀小孩好吗Thetableshaveturned.Nobodyisgettingpregnant.伊恩可以递下土豆吗Ian,couldyoupleasepassthepotatoes?要土豆泥还是烤土豆Mashorroasted?伊恩刚看完马利和我IanhadjustwatchedMarley&Me,我猜他有点没缓过来吧soIguesshesortofhadanemotionalhangover.可以说是同理心太重的坏处吧Dangersofbeinganempath.这这真是一顿丰盛的款待珍ThisisThisisareallylovelyspread,Jen.一条狗的爱能如此纯粹啊Adog'sloveissopure.抱歉打断你们一下Um,msosorrytointerrupt.珍你觉得卡什哪张照片好一点Jen,whichphotoofKashdoyouthinkisbetter?这张让人感觉他是社交达人Thisoneimpliesanexcitingsocialcalendar.这张让人感觉我很有文化我喜欢旅行Thisonesays,"mcultured,Itravel,要不我们一起去布拉格看看桥吧maybewe'llgotoPragueandlookatbridges".你也清楚得找一张能真实代表卡什的照片吧Youknowit'smeanttobeanaccuraterepresentationofKash?抱歉这是在搞些什么I-msorry.What'sallthis?抱歉这是在搞些什么msorry.What'sallthis?噢天啊我还没说呢Oh,God.Right.好所以是这样Okay,so-简单来说就是嘉莉和卡什分手了对吧Basically,CarrieandKashsplitup,right?RAAndit'sstillprettyawkward,buttheydon'twantittobeawkward.他俩之间还是挺尴尬的但他们不想再尴尬下去了所以他们决定说能做的最不让人尴尬的事So,theydecidethattheleastawkwardthingtodo就是帮对方找人约会这样两人都可以向前看了istoseteachotherupwithotherpeoplesothattheycanbothmoveon.说得挺有道理的Thatmakessense.是啊我我跟她也这么说的Yeah,that-that'swhatIsaid.你俩脑子被门夹了吗That'ssofuckingstupid.不不不其实是很明智的啊No,no,no,no.It,sreallysmart.还有谁能比你前任更会找下一任这套逻辑不能再完美了Whobettertofindyournewpartnerthanyouroldone?It'sperfectlogic.两人摩擦出火花可不是看逻辑的啊我是说Humanattractionisnotbasedonlogic.Imean.珍你有杀过人吗Jen,haveyoueverkilledanyone?没有-呼No.Whew.别表现的太明显了可以吗Uh,don'tbetooobvious,okay?别表现的太明显了可以吗Uh,don'tbetooobvious,okay?我想让克拉克知道我喜欢他IwantClarktoknowthatIlikehim.但我不想让他知道我想让他知道我喜欢他这件事ButIdon,twanthimtoknowthatIwanthimtoknowthatIlikehim.除非他也喜欢我-不嘉莉放轻松Unlesshelikesme.-No,Carrie,relax.我可是有经验的僚机You'relookingatanexperiencedwingman.嗯克拉克只会觉得这是个天真无害的兄弟之夜Yeah,Clarkthinkshe'sjustgonnahaveaninnocentlittlebrosnight.然后哪的一下Andthenbam!他就爱上你了Hefallsinlove.烤鸡要烤多久啊我应该把温度调高点儿吗Howlongdoesachickentake?ShouldIturnitup?噢不不别又来啊Oh,no.No,notagain.噢不等等Oh,no!Wait!真是愚蠢的时间Stupidtime.我一直被拉回来拉回去的我都晕时间rIkeepgettingpulledforwardandback.It'smakingmeseasick.还是没法控制吗-还是不行我被时间欺负了Youstillcan'tcontrolit?-No.mtime'sbitch.我居然被他妈的小手表欺负了mgettingbulliedbyafuckingwatch.这也要烤太久了我要速速解决了Thisistakingages.Justgonnawhackitup.噢不别这么干Oh,no.Don'tdothat.信我的Trustme.-拜-好Bye.-Okay.他懂个屁Whatdoesheknow?就是说卡什要去见见他们的这个同事试探他喜不喜欢嘉莉So,KashisseeingifthisguyfromtheirworklikesCarrie,嘉莉帮卡什搞了个约会软件给他找匹配对象andCarrieissettingKashuponadatingappandfindinghimmatches.BarryYeah,that'sgreat.Butwe'reheretotalkaboutyou,right.So-嗯真不错但我们是来聊你的事情的对吧所以确实我理解但信我的这件事老天啊Yeah.Oh,no,Igetthat,buttrustme,thisislike.0h,myGod.太有料了Itisprettyjuicy.然后卡什就去克拉克家了So,thenKashgoestoClark's.芜湖兄弟之夜Woo-hoo!Brosnight.-兄弟之夜Brosnight-别别又来啊No,notagain.宝贝我把你比作灰色上的玫瑰的吻JBaby,IcompareyoutoakissFromaroseonthegreyJ噢我得到你越多JOoh,themoreIgetofyouJ不会吧What?就变得越陌生JStrangeritfeelsJ兄弟之夜Brosnight兄弟之夜Brosnight快进来吧Comein.很有料对吧Right?你要是继续逃避我的问题Ifyou'regonnakeepevadingmyquestions,我就要觉得你没跟我坦诚相待了mgonnastartthinkingyou'renotbeingfullyhonestwithme.我们此刻就在我的大脑里啊We'reinmymind.要是我前面有说谎那肯定有东西会暴露的啊ThinkifIwaslying,wouldn'tsomethinggiveitaway?珍妮弗雷根编撰的谎言"ThecompiledliesofJenniferRegan.由德里克雅各比朗读ReadbyDerekJacobi".这又不能证明什么Thatdoesn'tproveanything.2018年十二月八号♥凌晨1点22分December8th,2018.1:22a.m.要我说那是正常人尺寸Iwouldsaythatit'saboutaveragesize.凌晨1点23分不我认真的兄弟我还见过尺寸更小的呢1:23a.m.No,like,seriously,dude,veseensmaller.凌晨1点24分说实话这比你想的还常见1:24a.m.It,s,like,morecommonthanyouthink.有部纪录片里讲过Isawitinadocumentary.凌晨1点24分是啊他们真的有讲这个的纪录片1:24a.m.Yes,theymakedocumentariesaboutthat.假的Theydon't.凌晨1点25分有很多女人都喜欢这样的1:25a.m.Alotofwomenpreferthemthatway.凌晨1点26分我保证我不会跟我朋友说你老二尺寸这么小的1:26a.m.IpromiseIwon'ttellallmyfriendsaboutyourmicro-penis.第108章假装高♥潮♥Chapter108,fakedorgasms.好吧行了行了Right.Okay,okay.听着我可能确实有撒那么一丁点小谎吧1.ook,Imight,vemassagedthetruthatinylittlebit.我承认那一晚开头不怎么顺利Iwilladmitthebeginningoftheeveningwasalittlerough.那么伊恩So,Ian.当个废物是什么感觉Howdoesitfeeltobeapieceofshit?但可以怪一点在我头上吧Thatmight'vebeenpartlymyfaultthough.我给他了点怎么赢得我妈好感的小建议dgivenhimsometipsonhowtowinovermymum.比如说侮辱一下英国人1.ike,insulttheEnglish.她是个简单的女人她对老式的骑士精神情有独钟She'sasimplewoman.She'sasuckerforold-fashionedchivalry.还有帮她开门Now,holdthedooropenforher.没说厕所门啊Notthebathroomdoor!我可能该说具体点的AndIcould'vebeenmorespecific.不管你想说什么附和她就好了她永远是对的Whateveryoudo,agreewithher.She'salwaysright跟我换下位置我坐这儿能在微波炉上看到自己影子Nowswapseatswithme.Icanseemyreflectioninthemicrowave.这件上衣显的我好胖Thistopmakesmelookfat.你说的太对了玛丽超级胖Couldn'tagreemore,Mary.Huge.渴求别人的认可这可对你没什么帮助哦Itcanbeapointlesstask,chasingaftertheapprovalofsomeoneelse.噢不不奇怪的部分来了Well,no,see,here,stheweirdthing.我上完厕所回来后WhenIcamebackfromthebathroom.你怎么在那个园艺中心搞到比原价还便宜三镑的啊Howdidyougetitthreepoundscheaperattheothergardencentre?所以要货比三家嘛确实Andthatiswhyyoualwaysshoparound.-Sotrue.不过我不用说你也知道对吧-是啊是啊ButIdon,tneedtotellyouthat,doI?-No,no.确实No.你就去上了厕所怎么做到大变样了的Howdiditgofromthattothatwhileyouwereinthebathroom?吉米后来跟我说了Ji-Immyfilledmeinlateron.不用说我妈又那个老样子了Apparently,Mumwasjustbeingherself.我对你这个人没什么意见只是珍本来就不怎么过得好日子Ihavenothingagainstyoupersonally,butJenalreadyisn'tverygoodatlife.不能再让其他人拖她后腿了Andshedoesn'tneedanythingelsetoholdherback.这呃That's,um-祝福她但她还没准备好迎接这一切呢Godblessher,butsheisn'treadyforanyofthis.我是说看啊她连鸡都烤不好Imean,look.Shecan'tevencookachicken.嘿Hey!闭闭嘴OoShu-Shutup!OoO这么说他替你还嘴了咯-是啊Sohestoodupforyou?-Yeah.他说他把我的优点都跟我妈讲rHesaidhetoldmymumeverythingthatwasgreataboutme.她会烧饭吗不会00(Canshecook?No.她这个人酷吗不酷Isshecool?No.她有钱吗没钱Doesshehavemoney?No.她个子高吗不高OOOIsshetall?No.她有超能力吗没有Doesshehaveapower?No.她聪明吗Isshesmart?也没那么聪明Notsomuch.还挺浪漫的It'sprettyromantic.当当然了她也不会有多大出息但我不在乎And-Andsure,she'snevergonnaamounttoanything,butIdon'tcare.她很棒啊我会证明这一点的She'sgreat,andmgonnaproveit.你总是在打♥压♥她You'realwaysslaggingheroff或许你应该试试多鼓励她Andmaybeyoushouldtryslaggingheron.那他说了以后一切都挺顺利了So,afterthat,thingsaregoingwell?是啊一家人其乐融融的Yeah.Wholesomefamilyfun.有点难想象出来Findingthathardtopicture.跟我详细说说吧Illuminateme.行啊但我得先跟你说完嘉莉和卡什的事Sure,butfirstIneedtocatchyouuponCarrieandKash.嘉莉很纠结SoCarriewasstruggling.头发太多了头发太少了Toomuchhair.Toolittlehair.可以说是爱马的女孩儿Horse-girladjacent.语法太差了Poorgrammar.哥特风伦敦大学金匠学院Goth.Goldsmiths?感觉不行1don'tthink.嘉莉你清楚你得选其中几个的吧Carrie,yourealiseyouhavetosayyestosomeofthem?标准高点又没有错Iwon'tapologiseforhavinghighstandards.呃那这位怎么不行了-大拇指Well,what'swrongwiththisone?-Thumb.哈大拇指有点奇怪Huh?-Weirdthumb.听着你不想让卡什和其他人约会1.ook,doyouthinkmaybethere'sanotherreason是不是另有原因youdon'twannasetanyoneelseupwithKash?可能你还没准备好看着他和别人约会1.ikemaybeyou'renotreadytoseehimwithsomeoneelse?天啊这看上去确实挺奇怪的这什么东西Oh,myGod.Thatisweird.Whatisthat?不是这也是为什么我们互相给对方找人约会No.that,swhywe'refindingdatesforeachother.这样我们分手后时间线就一模一样了Sowe'reontheexactsamepost-break-uptimeline,这样能标准化对我俩的情绪影响thereforestandardisingtheemotionalfallout.正常人都不会这样干的Humansaren'tlikethat.我们都是通了电受下半身操控的肉团7而已We'reelectrifiedmeatsacksthatdowhateverourgenitalstellus.我不想信这个Irefusetobelievethat.我和卡什是有计划的我们不会让这计划偏离的KashandIhaveaplan,andwe'renotgonnaletanythingderailit.我知道一个人生活太奢侈了Iknowit'sreallybougietolivealone,但我又没做错什么我一人干六份活呢butinmydefence,Idoworksixjobs.我在拉面道要忙到11点才能回家Ishouldn'tbehomefrommyshiftatWagamama'still11:00,所以这地方现在只有我们俩嘉莉sowe'vegottheplacetoourselves.Carriel你喜欢她吗Doyoulikeher?抱歉你刚刚真的物理意义上的把我吓了一跳Sorry,youactuallyphysicallyscaredmethere.嘉莉那个同事嘉莉Carrie?Carriefromwork?对她挺好看的Yeah.She'sfit.她挺好看的对吧你觉得她好看不我反正这么觉得She'sfit,right?Youthinkshe'sfit?Ido.我感觉她不是我的菜她不是男的然后一些别的原因Idon'tthinkshe'sexactlymytype.Notbeingamanandeverything.预言是真的了-什么Prophecywastrue.-What?什么What?我们看点别的吧这节目里太多男人了1.et'swatchsomethingelse.Thishastoomanymeninit.你说足球-是Thefootball-Yeah.女人都在哪个频道呢Where,sthewomenat?性感的女人.sexywomen?欲望都市欲望都市欲望都市.看这个吧-SexandtheCity.Letswatchthat.欲望都市看这个吧SexandtheCity.Let,swatchthat.等下不天啊我Oh,wait,no.God.Um.I-新闻没错看新闻吧-救援人员已经搜查rThenews.Yeah.Thenews.-Rescuershavescoured.新闻没错看新闻吧救援人员已经搜查了Thenews.Yeah.Thenews.-Rescuershavescoured.我是说这都是事实嘛坠机现场Imean,it'sjustfacts.thecrashsite.但今天早上的新闻发布会上butinapressconferencethismorning宣布说没有幸存者itwasannouncedtherehadbeennosurvivors.另外儿童癌症发病率正在上升Inothernews,cancersinchildrenareontherise.就再问一下这部分真的对故事来说有必要吗Onceagain,isthiscompletelynecessaryforthestory?信我的听下去Trustthejourney.所以说卡什慌了So,Kashisfreakingout因为他干了可以说是和嘉莉让他做的完全相反的事causehe'sdone,like,theoppositeofwhatCarrieaskedhimtodo.但他清楚的让他们亲上的那个场景具体是什么样的对吧Butheknowstheexactscenariothatleadsuptotheirkiss,right?所以他觉得只要没有那个场景了他们就不会亲上的Sohethinksallhehastodoisavoidthatexactscenario,andtheywon'tkiss.没有红酒没有席尔的歌♥没有沙发就不会亲上了Noredwine,noSeal,nosofa,noproblem.你在干嘛呢What'reyoudoing?噢我都忘了我有这了里奥哈葡萄酒Ooh,IforgotIhadthat.Rioja.我给你倒一杯去llpouryouaglass.太棒了Brilliant.你还坐不坐了Areyousittingdown?不不我更喜欢站着No,no.Iliketostayonmyfeet.得保持活跃点你懂的灵活Stayactive.Youknow,supple.你确定嘉莉不是你的菜吗Now,areyousureCarrie1Snotforyou?其实从特定角度来看她也有点宽肩的Youknow,fromcertainangles,shehaskindofbroadshoulders.不了我还是同性恋哈Nope.Stillprettygay.我音响去哪儿了Where,smyspeaker?你音响Yourspeaker?天啊我不知道啊Gosh,Ihavenoidea.事实上没关系的Well,actually,it,sfine.我正好一直想试试我的新唱片机呢vebeenmeaningtotryoutmynewrecordplayer.不过我现在只有一张唱片Ionlyhaveonealbumsofarthough.事实上我可能得走了Actually,Imightcallitanight.我们的兄弟之夜你这么快却要走了You'recallingtimeonbrosnightalready?我挺累的然后mreallytired,and-因为我找终尸找到了一顶中世纪头盔复♥制♥品BecauseItrackeddownareplicamedievalhelmet.想着我们戴上它然后用棍子互相敲看看我们能感觉到痛不AndIthoughtwecouldputitonandhiteachothertoseeifwefeelit.我有提过我一直想这么干谟ImentionedIalwayswantedtodothat.我记着呢Iremembered.再来再来一次-好Again,again.Doitagain.-Okay.好再来一次这次管我叫兰斯洛特Okay,doitagain.ThistimecallmeLancelot.我这底F一点也感觉不到痛Ican'tfeelathingunderhere.-继续我一点也感觉Keepgoing.Ican'tfeelany-:感觉活力满满Ifeelsoalive.来吧Comeon!-但嘉莉气死了ButCarrie'sgettingpissed因为卡什不问她消息becauseKashisn'treplyingtoher.他一条也不问我He,snotreplyingtoanyofmymessages.他都没读我消息Hehasn'tevenseenthem.我只是想知道克拉克到底喜不喜欢我Ijustwannaknow.DoesClarklikemeornot?你想小小偷♥窥♥下不Doyouwanttodoalittlespying?我可以黑进他手♥机♥把摄像头开了Icouldhackintohisphoneandturnonthecamera.妈Mum.我以为你希望我擅长搞技术的啊Ithoughtyouwantedmetobegoodattechnology.是啊但没让你违反日内瓦公约Yeah,nottoviolatetheGenevaConvention.你经常这么干吗Doyoudothisalot?没有好吗No.不对普通人这公干Notpeople.仅限明星Justcelebrities.你永远也想不到他们觉得没人看的时候在干嘛Youneverguesswhattheybeuptowhentheythinknoone'swatching.玛丽我真觉得这道德上说不过去吧Mary,Idothinkthatismorallywrong.不幸的说Unfortunately.可惜我已经这么干了Well,vealreadydoneit.这是从我用手♥机♥蓝波接到聪明电视上的Hereisthenowstream1patchedinfromthebluewavesignal网络摄像头传来的实时视频fromthephonetothewebcamerainthecleverTV.你这词没一个说对口啊Yougotallofthosewordswrong.你接下来打算怎么干跟我没关系哦Whatyoudowiththisisnoneofmybusiness.珍你在这里聊你和你超能力的事你要付我多少钱来着Jen,sohowmuchareyoupayingmeagaintotalkaboutyouandyourpower?一大笔一大笔Afuckton.Afuckton.那我们还是回到这个话题好吗So,let'sfocusonthat,shallwe?你和你妈关系在变好Youandyourmumarebonding-你说过这可以给我超能力的呀-可能会帮你得到超能力Whichyousaidwouldgivemeapower.-Mighthelpgiveyou.再跟我详细说说你们这家怎么其乐融融的吧Tellmemoreaboutwholesomefamilyfuntime.陆地但是隆起来的1.and,butup.山脉Mountains.脚呆的房♥子-鞋子Foothouse.Shoe.狗Dog.答对了