modern family 106 p1216章节台词文本.docx

摩登家庭ModernFamilySeason11Episode16Part31.andonyourbottom.摔肉无妨摔骨则断Aimforthemeat,notthebone.嬷嬷Oh.Mimsyl看见没亳发无伤See?Goodasnew.我亲爱的老公真是个绅士Mydearhusband,suchagentleman.他每次都帮我开浴室门Healwaysopensthebathtubdoorforme.知道了我们先失陪一下Yeah.Wouldyouexcuseusjustasecond?因为她就是啊'Causeshewas.这样真不好It,snotgood.就是说啊Oh,totally!我们就是在聊上次去蛙镇We'rejustrememberingsomethingthathappened喝遍了每家酒吧的尼格罗尼鸡尾酒onourlastNegronicrawlinFrogtown.蛙镇啊Oh,Frogtown!鸟骑着鸟”-“鸟骑着鸟”-Oh,Birdonabird!'1-"Birdonabird!"你们都收到短视频博主布丽吉特Oh,youallgottheTikTokinvite发的抖音邀请了吧她周四要开BridgetfromQuibisentoutforhermatchapop-up抹茶快闪店onThursday,right?你们去吗当然那听起来很.-Youguysdown?-Oh,yeah,thatsounds.冰凉凉frosty.出了点小麻烦Smallhiccup.我到宠物店时发现少了一枚蟒蛇蛋WhenIgottothepetstore,Iwasdownonepythonegg,也就是说-还有一枚在这里-whichmeans.-There,sonestillhere.没错我找过客厅了不在那里Yeah,andIjustcheckedthelivingroom,andit'snotthere.好了小朋友们都到外面去Okay,nuggets!Everyoneoutside!找彩蛋时间到啦lt,stimefortheegghunt!出了点小麻烦Hey.Smallhiccup.轮到品尝我带来的这瓶酒啦Nowit'stimeforthebottleIbrought.用干净的杯子Freshglasses.朋友这瓶酒是2009年卓龙酒庄的好酒This,myfriend,isa2009ChateauTrotanoy.最好把你的裤腰带系紧了Youmightwanttocinchyourbeltup.他会让你爽到裤子炸掉It,sliabletoblowyourtrousersoff.-还不错"不错”吗-It'snice.-"Nice"?我能懂你为什么会喜欢这款1understandwhyyouwouldlikeit,但这种酒是我红酒俱乐部朋友们but.thisiswhatmywineclubfriends会称为“网红爆款”的酒wouldcall,Anobviouschoice."我懂你还没长出品尝上等美酒的味蕾Igetit.Youhaven'tdevelopedatasteforfinewineyet.我不想对你说这话Um,Ihatetosayit,但我应该比你多懂酒许多butIprobablyknowmoreaboutwinethanyoudo.两个月前你喝个桃红葡萄酒Twomonthsago,youcouldn'tdrinkrose都还得混果汁才能喝下去unlessitwasmixedwithSnappie.这件事只有一个办法可以分出高下了There'sonlyonewaytosettlethis.敢不敢来一场盲测品酒areyouupforalittleblindtastetest?放马过来Bringit乔去酒窖选出5瓶随机的红酒Joe,gotothewinecellar,pickoutfiverandombottles.-我们家有酒窖吗-什么是酒辔-Wehaveawinecellar?-What'sawinecellar?你是我的第一个Youweremyfirst.我们一起经历了那么多Andwe'dbothbeenthroughsomuch.我曾是个神经兮兮的人Imean,Iwasneurotic.你是栋浴室连接厨房♥的怪房♥子Youhada-abathroomoffthekitchen.但我们都找到r对方Butwebothfoundeachother.总之我Anyway,1.我觉得我必须说些什么I-I-Ifeellike,urn,Ihavetosaysomething.不是你的错都怪我It'snotyou.It's.It'sme.我就是Ijust,urn.需要更多空间Ineedmorespace.但我们还是能记住旧日的美好时光啊ButWecouldstillrememberthegoodtimes.比如我们刚搬进来时Um,like.likewhenIfirstmovedin我全副家当只有那个音箱andallIhadwasthatboombox.你觉得这样好不好Yeah,um.whatdoyousay?Yeah.我们重温旧梦Onemoretime?J现在我有过最美好的时光JJNowvehadthetimeofmylifeJ也是电影辣身舞中的重要舞蹈配乐Thetimeofmylife-BillMedley,JenniferWarnesJ不这是我从未有过的体验jJNo,IneverfeltlikethisbeforeJJ是的我发誓这是实话JJYes,Iswearit,sthetruthJ你觉得如何Whatdoyousay?Huh?是不是一下又回到了过去Takesyourightback,right?回到了2003年的情人节ToValentine'sDay2003.四andfour.J这一切都是我欠你的JJAndIoweitalltoyouJ歌♥洛莉亚说得没错Gloriawasright.在我做了告别后我真的能接受新房♥子OnceIsaidgoodbye,Iwasabletoembracethisnewhouse然后接下来几周就能布置好它来迎接新宝宝andspendthenextfewweeksgettingreadyforthebaby.我只是需要一个告别Ijustneededclosure.还有那套衣服也该告别了And.Ands.Andsodidthedrapes.因为舞后来变得有点.脏辣Becausethe.thedancinggot,uh.g-gotprettydirty.J因为我有了最美好的时光JJBecausevehadthetimeofmylifeJJ不这是我从未有过的体验JNo,IneverfeltthiswaybeforeJ,J是的我发誓这是实话JJYes,Iswearit,sthetruthJJ这一切都是我欠你的/JAndIoweitalltoyouJ米奇尔Mitchell!宝宝提早到了Thebaby'shere.He'searly.什么我还没准备好呢What?I-mnotready!那你赶紧准备好吧Well,getready.我们之后还得谈谈为什么Andwewillbediscussingwhyyouwere你背着我偷偷玩”最美好的时光”"Time-of-my-Life-ing"withoutme.菜鸟的味蕾会把这个认成赤霞珠TheuneducatedpalatewouldidentifythisasaCabernet,但其实呢这是波尔多产的梅洛when,infact,itisaMerlotfromBordeaux.正确让你蒙中了-Correct.-Oh!Luckyguess.在我20多岁时我跟一个Inmytwenties,Ibefriended来自巴黎的品酒师成为朋友他叫马塞尔卡洛asommelierfromParis.MarcelCaron.其实我还去他那里住过Infact,Iwenttostaywithhim.我们彻夜饮酒直到睡去We'ddrinkwineallnightandfallasleep耳边伴着蒙帕纳斯大街上的手风琴声tothesoundofanaccordionontheRuedeMontparnasse.这故事跟这瓶酒一样水果味的“基"调太浓Muchlikethiswine,thatstoryhastoomanyfruitynotes.下一杯Nextglass.请尝And.sip.这瓶是陈年的纳帕谷霞多丽ThatisamatureNapaValleyCabernet.正确吃灰吧老头-Correct-Unh!Eatthat,oldman!你其实可以不用每答对一题Youknow,youdon'thavetospikethefootball就要绕场一周耍帅的everytimeyougetananswerright.全天下只有你可以把聊酒Onlyyoucouldmaketalkingaboutwine搞得装逼味那么浓intosomethingobnoxious.比数平手2比2Scoreistied,two-two.是时候来品尝最后一杯酒了Timenowforthefinalwine.请开始答题Andtorevealtheanswer.等等Waitaminute.或许我们不应该亮答案Maybeweshouldn't.在我们把这事变成比赛之前Beforeweturnedthisintoacompetition,本来都喝得挺开心不是吗wewerebothhavingfun,right?我们在做一件咱俩都喜欢的事Weweredoingsomethingwebothliked.我是有发现今天这一下午Itdidoccurtomethatthiswholeafternoon,我们俩没人去看时间neitheroneofuscheckedourwatchonce.如果我们亮了答案有一个人就要不好受Andifweflipthisover,oneofusisgonnafeelbad到时候这件事就变没意思了anditcouldruinthething.而对现实吧我们父子也没多少共同话题Imean,letsfaceit,wedon'thaveatonincommon,但今天我在你身上看到了一点自己的影子buttodayIsawalittlebitofmeinyou.你跟人比输赢时也可以很没品Youcanbeacompetitivejerk.听你去巴黎度过夏天的故事后AndbasedonthatsummerinParisstory,我发现你也有敏感细腻甚至如香水般youcanbekindofasensitive,evenperfumytypeof.够了That'lldo.当你从你的旅行回来后1.ook,whenyougetbackfromyourtrip,我们把品酒这事变成固定活动吧whydon'twemakethisathing?我们可以每个月一起品酒一次We'llhaveawinetastingonceamonth.不比赛纯品withoutthecompetition.我加入min.妈的Damnit!计较输赢的小混♥蛋♥Competitivebastard.真是爰死这小子了Oh,Ilovethatkid.面对现实吧亲爱的Timetofacefacts,honey.这是给我们坐的老人桌It'sthegrandparent'stableforus.菲尔外公是吧