modern family 106 p1205章节台词文本.docx
摩登家庭ModernFamilySeason11Episode14Part2你这是在演哪一出Whatthehellareyoudoing?我提醒她分享那个好笑的驴子故事m-mtryingtogethertotellthatfunnydonkeystory.你就学小熊维尼里的屹耳驴叫吗BymakinganEeyoresound?知道吗不是所有驴子都那么丧的Youknowwhat?Notalldonkeysaredepressed.这刻板印象真没礼貌That'sanoffensivestereotype都是一群无知爱荷华州人传的谣言perpetuatedbyabunchofignorantIowans.天啊我的手♥机♥震了Oh,myGod!Myphone'sbuzzing!原来只是朗吉尼斯It,sjustLonginus.知道了啦你在网红汉堡店遇到演员玛丽奥斯蒙了Yeah,Weknow.YoumetMarieOsmondataFiveGuys.谁在乎啊Nobodycares.打住，Stop!我朋友说我们该尝尝这里的土豆Myfriendsaidweshouldtrythepotato.莉莉-同志们同志们同志们-Lily!-Hey,guys.Guys,guys,guys,guys,guys,guys,guys.你们好啊你们怎么来了Hey,guys!Whatareyoudoinghere?休息一下暂时先不给我们孩子留下童年阴影了Oh,justtakingabreakfromscarringourchildren.别夸张了Now,comeon.海莉和迪兰有点小崩溃HaleyandDylanwerehavingalittlebitofameltdown,我们想着土豆屋不是快停业了吗andwethoughtwe'dhitSpudsonelasttime就抓紧来吃最后一次beforetheycloseforgood.就是啊真伤感不是吗Iknow.It,ssad,isn,tit?-我们小时候每年生日都是在这过的-是啊-Rememberweusedtospendallofourbirthdayshere.-Yeah!土豆宝宝霍利会唱给给我们听-对-.andSpuddyHollywouldalwayssingtous.-Yes!Oh.J加扇贝去油炸裹上洋葱JJScalloped,fried,orlyonnaiseJJ1土豆屋的土豆好吃疯JJSpuds*potatoesamazeJJ生日快乐JJHappybirthdayJ我想强调一下我只是被收养的Iwanttostressthatmadopted.我们要不别打扰那对小情人约会了吧Whydon'tweleavethelovebirdstotheirdate?好主意但你们知道吗Goodidea,butyouknowwhat?越多人一起分享土豆越美味哦和坐车一样Spudsisbetterwithmorepeople,muchlikeavehicle.看看他们能否安排我们坐一块吧1.et's-Let'sseeiftheycansittherestofustogether.好啊-行-Okay,yeah.-u202d0kay.好Alright.我关注了和小卡竞争教练职位的dbeenfollowingCam,scompetitorforthecoachingspot那人的图享网账号♥onInstagram,and他打败小卡得到了那份工作.hebeatCamoutforthejob,这代表whichmeant,anyminute,小卡随时会得知这令人心碎的消息Camwouldbegettingthedevastatingnewshimself.我不能指望靠土豆屋的欢乐气氛AndM-Icouldn'trelyonthejoyfulenvironmentofSpuds来缓解这一冲击tocushiontheblow.但这餐厅有个美名名主持拉里金在这Although,itisfamouslywhereLarryKingbrokeup和四任老婆分的手withfourofhiswives.小卡小卡Cam.Cam.我刚得知一个坏消息I-I-Ijustgotsomebadnews,我想最好是由我来告诉你andIthinkit'sbestthatyouhearitfromme.我听说了Oh,Iheard.逆天土豆居然卖♥♥光了They'reoutoftheImpossiblePotato.不好意思Now,msorry,你们既然吹嘘这是史上第一款纯肉做的土豆youadvertisethefirstpotatomadeentirelyofmeat,最好就备够所有人的量啊yabetterhaveenoughforeveryone.求你了快吃药吧u202dPleasejusttakethosepills.你现在比参加路易斯安那购地案的叛徒You'remorecrookedthanGeneralJamesWilkinson詹姆斯威尔金森还坐立不安duringtheLouisianaPurchase.只剩下最后一个州了We'redowntothelaststate.我动一下还比较舒服It,sactuallybetterifImove.这里太美了Wow.Thisisgorgeous.这地方叫什么来着Whatdoyoucallthisplace,again?珍珠港PearlHarbor.扶好国旗兄弟们Savetheflag,boys!海莉别玩手♥机♥了Haley,getoffyourphone.有迪兰妈妈在他们没事的ThebabiesarefinewithDylan'smom.如果你觉得紧张房♥车里有我爸的旧足浴盆哦Ifyou'refeelingtense,mydad,soldfootbathisintheRV.就插在车载打火机上Plugsrightintothecigarettelighter.老公就算车里有座喷钱的山Honey,therecouldbeamoneyvolcano插在白葡萄酒喷泉里thatplugsrightintoawhitewinefountaininthere.我还是不想要那破车Istillwouldn'twantit.我一直想起有些事忘记告诉她了IkeeprememberingthingsIforgottotellher.我的小孩已经是反♥社♥会♥Mykidsarealreadysociopaths.我不希望他们还因为吃草莓犯过敏Idon'tneedtogivethemastrawberryallergyontopofit.我非常十分完全理解你Oh,Icompletely,totallygetthat.我要把你电♥话♥关了Justgonnaturnthisoff.不如这样吧Youknowwhat?我们都把手♥机♥关掉快点Hey,letlet'sallturnoffourphones.Comeon.不要-来嘛享受当下-Yeah,youcan-No,comeon.Liveinthemoment.此刻多美好啊我们和家人好友Imean,appreciatethefactthatweliveinatown住在同一个城市withfamilyandfriends齐聚一堂这还是.allsittingatthesametablewhere-”前总统艾森豪威尔策划诺曼底登陆日入侵”的桌子oh,yeah,"EisenhowerplannedtheD-Dayinvasion."这八成是假的吧Well,that,sprobablynottrue.听起来有人为可能要Soundslikesomebody'snervous搬去密苏里州感到紧张aboutapossiblemovetoMissouri.不我只是想指出No,mmjustpointingout这里有很多很棒的人事物thattherearealotofreallygreatthingshere.比如那段萌芽时期的恋情1.ike-Like,wouldn'titbeashame如果提前结束了那多可惜啊tocutthatblossomingrelationshipshort?说真的我不太信任那个叫兰迪的Actually,mnotsosurehowmuchItrustthatRandyguy.什公样的变♥态♥才会喜欢12岁小女孩啊1mean,whatkindofsickoisattractedtoa12-year-old?不知道他父母是不是也教坏他了Iwonderifhisparentsmessedhimup,too.我在一个妈咪博客上看到Youknow,Ireadonamommyblog父母失职和孩子日后犯罪有直接联♥系♥thatbadparentingisadirectlinktofuturecriminality还有当DJanddeejaying.好了听我说Okay,youknowwhat?你们得当心点Youtwoneedtobecareful你们把时间都花在看育儿文章上becauseyoucanreadsomuchabouthowtoparent,也许会错过真正教养孩子的机会youmissoutonbeingone.米奇尔就曾犯过这种错误MitcheIlstruggledwiththat.放轻松Justrelax.第1季第6集小甜心AWw,sweetheart.-你给她喷r发胶吗一点点-Didyouputhairsprayinthis?-Justalittlebit,yes.我来放点音乐mgonnaputsomemusicon.不小卡我还要去上班跟她跳跳舞-No,Cam,Ihavetogowork.-Dancewithher!-sy没时间r一起摇摆吧-Comeon.Idon'thavetimeforthis.-Putalittleboogieinit.饶了我吧No,comeon,it-跳吧你知道这首歌♥是你的菜Justdance.Youknowyoulovethissong.那好吧好吧Alright.Okay.谁才是舞后Who'sthedancingqueen,huh?一起摇摆吧Putalittleboogieinit.看好玩吧是不是See?Fun.妈呀撞到她的头了吗u202dOh,my-wasthatherhead?抱歉我忘了故事最后是这样的Sorry.Iforgothowthatstoryended.最后是我们在急诊室ItendedwithusintheER那是全世界最好的医院之一ofoneofthebesthospitalsintheworld.距离我们才不到两公里多好Nicehavingthatonlyamileaway.告诉你布密苏里的平均寿命llhaveyouknowthatthelifeexpectancyinMissouri刚刚超过了阿肯色州和关岛justclimbedaboveArkansasandGuam.把手♥机♥还给我我要订购婴儿头盔Okay,givemebackmyphone.morderingbabyhelmets.别再担心了Stopworrying.孩子们总是磕磕碰碰的Kidsgetbonkedallthetime.你知道卢克栽过多少跟头吗DoyouknowhowmanytumblesLuketook?他应该是想出去Ithinkhewantstogoout.第1季第21集好孩子Goodboy!聪明的狗狗Smartdog.不想扫你的兴不过这招所有狗都会吧Ihatetobreakittoyou,butIthinkalldogscandothat.我要出去玩mgonnaplayoutside.怎么回事啊Whathappened?他不也很好Andhe'sfine.还好.ish.我喜欢卢克Ilovetheguy,但我们对孩子的期望比他要高一些butwe'reaimingalittlebithigherthanLuke.海莉其实孩子们偶尔受点小伤是好事Haley,youkindofwantyourkidstogetknockedaroundalittle.
