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摩登家庭ModernFamilySeason11Episode12Part4She'smessingwithyou.不是啦我和她的孩子在很久以前就搬走了No,ourkidmovedawayalongtimeago.把之前我说的话忘了吧Hey,forgetwhatItoldyouearlier.雇好看的那个也没问题It,sokaytohirethehotone.你可能会交到一辈了的朋友Youmaymakeafriendforlife.你们好啊Hey,fellas!你好赫歇尔Hey,Herschel!你们给我带三明治了吗Youbringmeasandwich?没有我们今天没去熟食店Oh,no,Wedidn'tgotothedelitoday.别别别等一下Eh.u202dNo,no,no!Wait,wait,wait!但我们来个回忆之旅怎么样Buthowaboutatripdownmemorylaneinstead?等等等等等等W-Wait,wait,wait.赫歇尔看看我们找来了你的老朋友Herschel,look,wehaveyouroldfriend-莫里克拉克-克拉克-MurrayClark!-Clark!还真是世事无常Well,whatdoyouknow?你好赫歇尔Hello,Hersch.好久不见了It'sbeenalifetime.少给我来这套你这个目中无人的狗♥杂♥种♥Don'tgivemethat,yousmugsonofabitch.怎么回事What-W-Whafshappening?这个混♥蛋♥曾跟我们的橄榄球队教练说我是共♥党♥ThisbastardtoldourfootballcoachIwasacommunist.害我被踢出球队Gotmekickedofftheteam.我没准能成职业选手的Icould'vegonepro!我这么做是因为他抢了我送报员的工作Ionlydidthat'causehestolemypaperroute!害得我只能靠送冰养家糊口Ihadtodelivericetosupportmyfamily.送冰你们到底多大了Deliverice?Howoldareyouguys?你个奸诈小人你卑鄙告密-You'reasnake!u202d-You'rearat!他趁我去打仗抢了我的女朋友HestolemygirlwhenIwenttowar,还假装痛腿躲在家里andhestayedhomewithafakelimp.你应该感谢我Youshouldbegrateful!那个女人传染给我淋病Thatwomangavemetheclap.那算是我送你的礼物Thatwasalittlegiftfromme!莫里刚才是怎么回事Murray,whattheheckwasthat?这只是个开始Justthebeginning.什么什么开始Thebegthebeginning?莫里你在干什么呢朋友Oh-Murray,Uh,whatareyoudoing,buddy?谁都不许那么跟我说话Nobodytalkstomelikethat.好吧Fine.我要把它拿走mtakingit.等我回家AndwhenIgethome,我要帮他报名一大堆邪教mgoingtosignhimupforabunchofthosefringereligions.看看他喜不喜欢那些唱圣歌♥的来访者1.et'sseehowhelikesgettingallthosesingingvisitors还有那些免费圣经andallthosefreeBibles.我要把他的余生都毁了mgoingtoruintherestofhislife.看啊米奇尔他开始为未来做打算了See,Mitchell,he'smakingplansforthefuture.这就是要有竞争对手的原因给你活着的动力That'swhyyouhaverivals.It'ssomethingtolivefor.好了你只是在给错误的行为找借口Okay,you'rejustjustifyingbadbehavior.莫里米奇尔上班的地方有个人Okay,Murray,Mitchellhassomebodyatwork老是偷吃他的花生酱thatkeepsstealinghispeanutbutter,他又不愿意做出任何行动andhewon'tdoanythingaboutit.你想要制止他吗往里面加点泻药Youwanttostopit?Trymixinginsomelaxatives.然后在厕所门挂一个“施工中”的标牌Andthenputan"underconstruction"signonthebathroomdoor.如果你真的想毁了他的一天.Andifyoureallywanttoruinhisday等等别急我把这些写下来Okay,now,holdon,holdon.Letmewritethesedown.好就是你打给他老婆Alright.Youcallhiswife.无线网断了Hey,theWi-Fi,sout.太衰啦兄弟Hugebummer,man.我本来都快写完我的诗啦Iwasjustabouttofinishwritingmypoem.你也是写作家吗真是无巧不成书啊You'reawriter,too?Well,knockmeoverwithafeather.在下布莱恩勒马克剧作家BlaineLemarque,playwright.以前河口那边总停电Powerusedtogooutallthetimeinthebayou.真的假的我正在写一部电影Socrazy,mwritingamovieset场景就设在河口名叫“沼泽警♥察♥故事”inthebayoucalled"SwampCops."我虽然还在电影学院但我很快就会家喻户晓minfilmschool,butsoon,everyone,sgonnaknowmyname基思范克KeithFank!我不小心听到你们对话Icouldn'thelpoverhearing.我叫朗达詹莫威茨本地的报纸八卦作家mRhondaJamowitz,gossipcolumnistforthelocalrag.你们绝对猜不到昨晚是哪颗星星"降落此处You'llneverguesswhichstarletwasinhereyesterday还带着新男人与更新版的新鼻子withanewmanandanewernose.我还一直期待剧会渐入佳境Iwashopingthattheplaywasgonnagetbetter.以及不会那么多朗达的戏份WithmaybealittlelessRhonda.我知道自己喋喋不休Iknowmgoingonandon,但这是在我母亲过世后butforthefirsttimesinceMotherpassed,我第一次不再感到孤单Idon'tfeelalone.太棒了Brilliant.哪怕没有裸戏也完全没问题Idon'tmissthenudityatall.我们太过担忧与人关系密切We'resoworriedaboutstayingconnected,丝毫不顾我们立起来的心墙ignoringthewallsthatarebeingerected.我们被资讯给弄得晕头转向Welettheinformationconfoundus,却忽略环绕在我们身边的爱whenthere'ssomuchloveswirlingaroundus,而我们其实唯一需要做的是.thatallweneedtodois-网又好了Wi-Fi'sbackon!我怪我自己Iblamemyself.”学校成绩好吗送你一顶相子”"YougotanA?Haveahat.""你膝盖擦破了吗送你一顶帽子”"Youskinnedyourknee?Haveahat."抱歉让你们久等了Sorryformakingyouguyswait.意外地花了比我预料的时间还久IttookmealittlelongerthanIthought才能回到曼尼这个身份tofindmywaybacktoManny.太棒太赞rBravo,bravo!又一次大成功Anothertriumph,eh?谢谢Thanks.我真的觉得这次的作品不一般Youknow,IreallythinkIhavesomethinghere.我看与其坐游轮去玩Maybeinsteadofgoingonthatcruise,我还是留在家里继续打磨这Ishouldstayhomeandworkon你必须得去Youaregoingonthatcruise!这对你很有好处啊It'sgonnabegoodforyou.你♥爸♥爸为这事也废了很多心思it'ssoimportantforyourfather.他都计划了一整个冒险呢Heplannedawholeadventure!我们会在洪都拉斯喝龙舌兰We'lldrinktequilainHonduras.在巴厘岛与海豚共游We'llswimwiththedolphinsinBali.但当我们到了巴拿马运河那里ButwhenwetravelthroughthePanamaCanal,我们会需要做点简单的家政服务工作we'llberequiredtodosomelighthousekeeping.这是定好的条件It,spartofthedeal.好吧u202dOkay,then.我去拿一下我的东西lljustgograbmystuff然后跟我的粉丝合影一下andtakesomeselfieswithmyfan.歌♥洛莉亚Gloria,dime-为什么你突然对游轮旅改变♥态♥度了whyareyousuddenlysoonboardwiththistrip?他这一生被我保护成温室里的花朵veshelteredhimfortoolong.他需要有值得写出来的真实冒险Heneedssomethingrealthathecanwriteabout.带他去最龙蛇混杂的酒吧Takehimtotheseediestbars,把他介绍给骗徒introducehimtoconmen.让他体会到危险Lethimtastedanger.但别让他吃虾他一吃虾眼皮就会肿Butnotshrimp,becauseitmakeshiseyelidfeelfunny.先生不许你戴No,senor!我绝不会让这个恶习传承下来Thecycleendshere!你不是吧你就这么卖♥♥我求荣吗Really?Youjustsoldmeoutforajob?亲爱的他想要个冒险家Honey,hewantsarisk-taker.如果我毁了你们俩男孩的旅行我多罪大恶极啊How'sitgoingtolookifIsquashyourboys'trip?什么男孩旅行这可是离开地球Boys,trip?!We,releavingtheplanet!你知道过山车最可怕的是什么吗Youknowthescariestpartofarollercoaster?是坐整整一个月的过山车It'samonthofthat!老爸你不想去太空吗Dad,youdon'twanttogotospace?我想去啊No,Ido.我只是.有点担心I-Ijust-Iworry这种等爸爸回家的经历会造成心理创伤thatitmightbetootraumaticforyou-不会啊会是很值得跟孩子们说的故事Oh,no,it'llbefuntotellthekids他们的外公是个宇航员theirPop-Popisanastronaut.爆爆外公很可能会是我此生最后发出的声音Pop-Popmightbethelastsound1make.克莱尔如果不麻烦Claire,ifit'snottoomuchtrouble,能请你帮我选好一张全家福照片吗wouldyouplease,um,pickoutafamilyphotoformetoclutch当我系绳断了无止尽在太空翻转时可以拿着