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摩登家庭ModernFamilySeason11Episode17Part5和焦玉米巷的交叉口ofRoute13andBurntCornLane.天啊我们这是要干什么DearGod,whatarewedoing?我不会.我不会适应的I-mnotgonna.mnotgonnafitin.要是没人喜欢我怎么办要是我找不到工作怎么办W-Whatifnoonelikesme?WhatifIcan'tfindajob?那里那里有拿铁吗Arethere.Aretherelattes?那里有艺术电影院吗A-Aretherearthousetheaters?而且如果如果我再也看不到Well,whatif.whatifIneversee黑白电影或者黑白情侣了怎么办ablack-and-whitemovieor.orablack-and-whitecouple?我们搬家的事情讨论得如何了Hey.Whereareweonthismove?亲爱的我和二爸现在Well,that'swhatDaddyandI正在商量这件事呢aretalkingaboutrightnow,sweetie.因为我有个大报告周二要交CauseIhaveamajorprojectdueonTuesday,我不是说我还没开始做andmnotsayingIhaven,tstartedit,但如果你们非要看我目前进度的话butifyouaskedtoseewhatI'vedonesofar,我确实没东西可以给你们看therewouldn'tbeanything.我们搬We,regoing.你确定吗A-Areyousure?我会需要一点时间调整I-mgonnaneedalittletimetoadjust,但是我们我们要搬走butwe.wearegoing.你没意见吗Areyouokaywiththat?我没事我会改造一下自己Totally.llreinventmyself.我要把头发染成蓝色mgonnadyemyhairblue然后随身带一只情感支持宠物猪andcarryaroundanemotionalsupportpig.我我知道合适的猪Aww!Ikn.Iknowjustthepig!小卡通知学校吧Cam,well,callthecollege.好我就是希望这是正确的决定Okay!Ijustwantthistobetherightthing.如果最后对这个家不好的话If.Ifthisendsuphurtingthefamily,-我不会原谅自己的-不会的-1wouldneverforgivemyself.-No,no.我们很强大的我们会没事的We'restrongerthanthat,okay?We'regonnabefine.没错Yeah.现在不是时候莉莉Not.Notnow,Lily.反正你们最后还是要唱的快点唱吧Youguysaregonnaendupsinging.Justgettoit.不好意思这位小姐Excuseme,younglady.我们现在可是在很严肃地谈话好吗We're.We,rehavinga-aseriousconversationhere,okay?不要把我们跟老套的情侣混为一谈Donotreduceustoacouplestereotypical.J我的挚爱JJtMyloveJ,Endlesslove-LionelRichieandDianaRossJ你是我生命中的唯一JJThere'sonlyyouinmyIi-ifeJ,J是黑暗里的光影JJtTheonlythingthat'sbright/该你了Nowyou.为什么总是让我唱女声部分WhydoIalwayshavetosingthefemalepart?J我的初恋JJMyfirstloveJJ你的一切左右着我的呼吸JJYou'reeverybreaththatItakeJ我真应该好好考虑一下再放歌♥Ididn,tthinkthisthrough.J控制着我的脚步JJYou'reeverystepImakeJ我不喜欢当第一个到派对的人Idonotlikebeingthefirstpersonataparty.其实你是最后一个到的Uh,oh,actually,you,rethelastone.对萨尔大家都走了Yeah,Sal,everybody'sgone.什么扫兴What?!Boo!基佬们没孩子之前都可有意思了Gaysusedtobesofun,beforekids.来吧我们来喝烈酒Comeon!Let'sdoshots!你们知道吗这个房♥子离我的新家只有一个街区Youknowthishouseisonlyablockfrommynewplace.其实也不是我的Well,it'snot"mine,"但是我能免费住在那儿butIgettostaythereforfree因为我允许房♥东从摄像头看我causeIlettheguywhoownsitwatchmeonwebcams.我会经常过来的mgonnabecomingoverallthetime!太棒了Yay!这边的笑脸表情包可以帮我照看狗和小孩And,um,HappyFaceEmojiherecanbabysitmydogsandkid.你们会做饭的对吧Andyouguyscook,right?因为我的酒要开始上头了Ahh,causemygummy'skickingin.其实我现在已经觉得搬走挺好的了那就好-Actually,mfeelingbetteraboutthemovealready.-Good.小卡我们的车到了Oh!Uh,Cam,ourcar'shere.所以真的到了分别的时刻了吗Oh.So,thisisreallyit?我们会超想你们Wearegonnamissyouallsomuch.给你我希望你能看看这个And,here,Iwantyoutoreadthis,但要等到我走之后butnotuntilafterIleave.肯定会让我哭的是不是Ifsgonnamakemecry,isn'tit,你这个好看的吃玉米长大的坏蛋youbeautiful,corn-fedsonofabitch?你们会回来看看的对吧Youguysaregonnavisit,right?当然而且你们也可以来看我们Ofcourse.Andyouallaregonnavisitus.只是几趟很短的航程It,sjustacouplequickflights加上从机场打个“油步”andashortGooberridefromtheairport.-他刚刚是不是说等一下外公不来吗-Didhejustsay.-Wait,isn'tGrandpacoming?他昨晚已经跟我们道别了Hesaidgoodbyelastnight.你们也知道他不喜欢这种离别抒情的事没错-Youknowhowhehatesthesethings.-Yeah.真不敢想象我就要失去过去的滑冰搭档了Ican'tbelievemlosingmyoldskatingpartner.每当你看到我们以前的奖杯Well,wheneveryoulookatouroldtrophy,都要想起来我们以前是多好的搭档好吗justrememberwhatagoodteamwewere,huh?我说过我不会哭的IsaidIwasn'tgonnacry.-你确实没哭对这就叫坚强-Andyou'renot.-Yeah.It,scalledstrength.他来了Hecame!我不能错过这个Icouldn'tmissthis.我的宝贝儿子要走了Mybabyboyisgoingaway.-爸爸杰不要因为你的儿子要走了-Oh,Dad.-Oh,Jay,don'thateme而怨恨我becauseyourson'sleaving.我的两个儿子都要走了Bothmysonsareleaving.杰杰Oh,Jay!Jay!一天啊-过来抱抱过来抱抱-Oh,myGod.-Oh,getinhere.Getinhere.Getinhere.一个家庭随着时间过去可以发生很多事Alotcanhappentoafamilyovertheyears.新的成员Newadditions.-抢球-曼尼上-Getthat!-Manny,go!新的挣扎.newstruggles.给我点时间Givemeasecond.你不会给每个瞬间都留下标记Youdon'talwaysmarkthemoments,因为你太忙于照料生活becauseyou'retoobusytakingcareoflife.有时你最好的僻Bestyoucandosometimes就是让自己珍惜每一个.isremindyourselftocherisheverysingle.密苏里有龙♥卷♥风♥预警There'satornadowarninginMissouri.我们的航♥班♥延误两个小时所以Uh,ourflight'sdelayedtwohours,so.那我们不需要这样Sowedon't.你们居然记得我的生日Youguysrememberedmybirthday!惊喜Surprise.能有这多余的时间待在一起真好It,snicewehavethisextratimetogether,多亏了幸运的龙♥卷♥风♥thankstothatluckytornado.龙♥卷♥风♥袭击了一所小学菲尔Ithitanelementaryschool,Phil.不过学校里没人Well,nokidswerethere.今天是猎松鼠季的开幕日It,sopeningdayofsquirrel-huntingseason.杰过来跟家人一起坐下吧Jay,doyouwanttocomeandjoinyourfamily?杰他最近总是这样Jay!He'sbeenlikethisalotlately.沉浸在自己的世界inhisownworld.这段时间确实很难熬Well,it'satoughtime.米奇和小卡要搬走了MitchandCamleaving,曼尼下周出发Mannyheadingoutnextweek,加上我因为要去沙漠里的一个蹦床集♥会♥plusmmissinghisbirthdayforatumbling会缺席他的生日宴congressinthedesert.你说不定听说过呢叫翻人节You,veprobablyheardofit.TurningMan?名似知名的沙漠派对“火人节”别忘了乔和我Anddon'tforgetthatJoeandI要回哥伦比亚度过整个夏天areleavingtoColombiaforthewholesummer.杰能应付得来吗-很艰难-How'sthatgonnabeforJay?-Rough.假如你们开车路过我家Ifyoudrivepastmyhouse从衡户看到我在家里穿着袜子到处”滑冰“andseemesock-slidingpastthewindow手里还拿着杯苏格兰威士忌withascotchinmyhand,那是我正在应对悲痛that,sjusthowIdealwithgrief.我们不想急着离席Notto,uh,rushthis,但我们搬新家的打包工作延误了好多butweareverybehindonpackingforournewplace.我们还得装箱所有婴儿用品Youknow,westillneedtoboxupallthebabyStUff所有床品和那本书ourlinens,ourbook.别那么紧张Well,don'tstressouttoomuch.-车到了-好吧-The-thecarishere.-Okay.那么再次告别So.Thisisgoodbyeagain.