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摩登家庭ModernFamilySeason11Episode13Partl我终尸来到了这里Oh,mfinallyhere.这一直是我的梦想Oh,thishasbeenmydream从我看过一个美国人在巴黎后就如此了eversinceIsaw"AnAmericaninParis."影响我的电影是天使爱美丽Forme,itwas"Amelie."我当年还强迫我妈给我剪女主同款发型1mademymomgivemethathaircut.情人节快乐宝贝HappyValentine'sDay,moncheri.基佬巴黎美好巴黎Ah,gayParee.瞧我就说克莱尔肯定会用这个眼吐槽See,ItoldyouitwouldbeClaire.我押的是杰会吐槽IhadmymoneyonJay.抱歉姑娘们Sorry,ladies,我心情太好不想吐槽mintoogoodamood.没什么大事It,snobigdeal.我只是在今年的国际衣柜博览会上mgettingalifetimeachievementaward获得了终身成就奖atthisyear,sExpoInternationaleduCloset.他们怎么不把最后一个词也翻成法语Whydon'ttheytranslatethelastword?我相信法语里肯定有“衣柜”这个词吧msuretheyhaveawordforcloset他们是法国人They'reFrench.或许是没翻到最后一个词就习惯性罢♥工♥了Maybetheywentonstrikebeforetheygottotheend.普里契特先生欢迎来到皇冠广场酒店MonsieurPritchett,welcometotheCrownePlaza.我是伯纳德布斯IamBernardBusse,国际衣柜行会的主席presidentoftheInternationalClosetGuild.么么Mwah!么么Mwah!老天他还发出恶心的声音Oh,God.Hemadethesound.这位女士根本无需介绍Andthiswomanneedsnointroduction.你跟杰在邮件中形容的一样美YouarejustasbeautifulasJaydescribedinhise-mail.很高兴见到你斯黛拉It'sapleasuretomeetyou,Stella.不不这是我妻子歌♥洛莉亚Oh,no,no.Thisismywife,Gloria.我本来想在邮件中提到你的但一写就太长了I-Iputyouinthee-mail,butthenitwastoolong.希望在一小时后的鸡尾酒招待会上见到二位Ihopetoseeyoubothatthecocktailreceptioninanhour.待会儿见Abientot再见西语Adios.你可真会乱上添乱还掺杂第三种语言'Causethat,swhatweneed.Athirdlanguage.我们有一小时的时间去观光吧Wehaveanhour.Weshouldgosightseeing.-或许去看看巴黎圣母院-不了谢谢-MaybecheckoutNotreDame.-No,thankyou.我曾见过它辉煌的样子Isawitbackintheday,而非如今这般空有壳没有魂beforeitwasashellofitself.再去看一次只会让我郁闷难受Seeingitagainwouldonlydepressme.是啊我懂你的意思Yeah,Iknowwhatyoumean.所以我现在都没法去西尔斯百货购物了实则已破产倒闭That'swhyIcan,tshopatSears.曼尼你去帮我们办理登记入住吧Manny,whydon'tyougoandcheckusin因为你让整个家族蒙羞sinceyoudisgracedthisfamily你竟然学法语而不是西班牙语bylearningFrenchinsteadofSpanish.一定要拿卜.他们承诺我的那个房♥间Andgetthatroomthattheypromisedme.显然某个伯爵曾在那里睡过Apparentlysomeearloncesleptthere.我们太为你骄傲了爸We'resoproudofyou,Dad.谢谢我只希望我父亲能在此看到这一幕Thanks.Ionlywishmyoldmancouldbeheretoseethis.说起来也好笑Youknow,it'sfunny.他参与过诺曼底登陆战HestormedthebeachesofNormandy,我却要领♥取♥衣柜界的大奖了andmgettingaclosetaward.后辈不断超越祖辈的光辉Wekeeptoppingeachother.谁知道小乔能有怎样伟大的成就呢WhoknowswhatJoewilldo?你有什么安排Hey,w-whatareyoudoingnow?你懂的情人节嘛Well,youknow,it,sValentine'sDay,所以我打算跟我丈夫一起soIthinkmgonnaenjoy享受这世上最浪漫的城市themostromanticcityintheworldwithmyhusband.抱歉Sorry.菲尔去不成巴黎因为他有工作要忙Philcan'tcometoParisbecausehehastowork.虽然很扫兴但我一个人也会玩得很开心Itstinks,butIamstillgonnahavesomuchfun因为我打算重游visitingallmyfavoriteplaces当年在那里短期留学时最爱的地方fromthesemesterIspentthereincollege.房♥地♥产♥紧急事件Real-estateemergency.经纪人和客户间的保密协议Um,broker/clientconfidentiality禁止我谈论具体事宜fobidsmefromdiscussingit.我见过的那些事Thestuffveseen.你们不会想知道的Youdonotwanttoknow.没错Correct.如果你愿意1.ook,ifyouwant,并且当电灯泡也不会让你觉得太尴尬或许andyoudon'tfeeltooawkwardaboutbeingathirdwheel,maybe-米奇尔竟因可怜我而相邀PityinvitefromMitchell?真是风水轮流转啊Howthetableshaveturned.不了谢谢No,merci.我要去找我最爱的咖啡厅mgonnagofindmyfavoritecafe,喝一杯葡萄酒不为自己独自一人而伤悲haveaglassofwine,andtrynottobesadthatmallalone.好吧祝你玩得开心Okay,great.Havefun.再见Bye.我听说这里的面包Youknow,Iheardthebreadhere比我们国家的那种要健康些ishealthierthanthekindwehavebackhome.那怎么可能呢面包就是面包啊Well,howisthatpossible?Breadisbread.按常理是这样但实际上这里的谷物Youwouldthink,butit'sactuallythewaythatthegrainis,um-不对是因为烤箱.No,no,it's-It'sthewaythatthetheovens"好吧反正我要趁在这里吃很多面包Okay,look,mgonnahavealotofbreadwhilewe,rehere.它们必须得好Ineedittobeokay,u202d我真的很抱歉Iamsosorry.我好像有点倒不过来时差Ithinkmjet-lagged.不如这样吧我去睡个觉Youknowwhat?Imighttakeanap你自己出去游玩探索吧whileyougooutandexplore.是什么声音啊你的箱子怎么会发出声响Whatwasthat?W-Whydidyourbaghonk?可能是电♥话♥声吧这里的电♥话&hearts龄♥声♥都是那种的Ithinkthatwasaphone.Youknow,that'showtheyringhere.谁快接一下电♥话♥啊有人吗快Willsomebodyanswerthat?Hmm?Hmm?别生气Don'tbemad.菲茨宝Fizbo?你说你的箱子装不下我的毛衣Mysweatersweretoobulkytopack,但却能装得下菲茨宝装备butFizbomadethecut?拜托你知道我一直以来都有一个梦想Oh,comeon.Youknowit'salwaysbeenmydreamto-就是将菲茨宝的魔力带到法国街头tobringthemagicofFizbotothestreetsofParis.你并不是倒不过来时差You'renotjet-lagged.你是打算偷偷溜出去在街上“丑来丑去”Youweregonnasneakoutandgoclownaround.你知道这个说法不对是“扮小丑逗乐”Youknowthat'snothowwesayit.It's"Clownabout."我真不敢相信你竟然对我撒谎rI-Ican'tbelieveyouliedtome.我也不敢相信我还得对你撒谎才行Well,Ican'tbelieveIhadto.大多数小丑的配偶都是非常支持他们的Youknow,mostclownshavespousesthataresupportive.我才不信大多数小丑能有配偶mnotconvincedmostclownshavespouses.克莱尔即将见到Clairewasabouttomeet克莱夫比克斯比的法国表哥克劳德CliveBixby'sFrenchcousin,Claude.计划很简单Theplanwassimpleenough.我只需捏造一个工作上的紧急事件AllIdidwascreateafakeworkemergency然后在克莱尔最爱的咖啡厅等她andwaitforClaireatherfavoritecafe.欢迎来到法国请问您本次来的目的是WelcometoFrance.Whatisthepurposeofyourvisit?爱情1.'amour.先生请老实回答问题Justanswerthequestion,sir!抱歉抱歉Oh,ms-sosorry.来办事Um,business.办情事ofamour.加点糖会顺口一点Ithelpstoaddalittlesugar.克劳德兄Claude.谢谢但其实Oh.Thankyou,butth-这个.不是我的真名thisis,uh,notmyrealname.是我的情圣第二人格It'smyromanticalterego.我是来给我老婆一个惊喜msurprisingmywife.不错哦Notbad.以美国人的标准来说ForanAmerican.是吗你能做到比我更深情吗Oh,really?Youcandobetter?许多年以前我在这间咖啡厅遇到一个女孩Manyyearsago,1metawomaninthisverycafe.我们有过短暂但激烈的一段情缘Wehadabriefbutpassionateaffair,白天我们一同探访了巴黎各处spendingourdaysexploringParis而在晚上andournights.我们也探索对方身体各处exploringeachother.我有一次曾带一个女人Well,I-Ioncetookawoman去了迪士尼乐园与诺式莓果乐园tobothDisneylandandKnott,sBerryFarm.