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摩登家庭ModernFamilySeason11Episode12Part3Pleasedon'tdieinourhouse.你们有什么可在乎的Whatthehelldoyoucare?首先假如我们以后想卖♥♥♥房♥♥子Forstarters,ifweeverwanttosellthisplace,我们必须披露这里死过人we'llhavetodisclosethatsomeonediedhere.为什么上任房♥主就没披露Why?Thelastownersdidn't.我说了一百万次了没闹鬼椅子是我挪的Forthemillionthtime,Imovedthatchair.我妻子几年前去世了我无亲无故Mywifepassedyearsago.Idon,thaveanyotherfamily.我只想闭上眼睛缓缓离开人世Ijustwanttoclosemyeyesanddriftoff.有很多理由让你继续活下去Therearelotsofreasonstowanttocontinuetolive.我知道你想念妻子了Iknowyoumissyourmissus,但独自生活比想象得好多了butlivingaloneisunderrated.例如你晚饭想吃什么就可以吃什么Forone,youcanhavewhateveryouwantfordinner.第二你想把沙发挪到哪都行Two,youcanmovethecouchwhereveryou'dlike.已经十年了It,sbeenIOyears.你说沙发挪到哪能更好看Where-wherewouldthecouchlookbetter?我很感谢你们这不怎么样的鼓励Iappreciatewhatyouthinkpassesforsupport我只是没有兴趣了mjustnotinterested.我认为你需要更积极的人生观Ithinkyouneedamorepositiveoutlookonlife.我们邻居赫歇尔和你年纪差不多OurneighborHerschel,he'saboutyourage.赫歇尔布雷弗曼是的-HerschelBraverman?-u202dYeah.-我们一起长大的-我们很喜欢赫歇尔-Wegrewuptogether.-WeloveHerschel!我们每次去熟食店We-webringhimacornedbeefsandwich都给他买♥♥咸牛肉三明治everytimewegotothedeli.是的你看这就是活下去的理由Yeah,see?There,ssomethingtolivefor.是啊你该去和朋友重索-Yeah.-u202dYoushouldgoreunitewithyouroldfriend.-现在就去-不如这样-Rightnow.-Okay,youknowwhat?别这么无礼我们陪他去Don'tberude.We,llwalkhimover.他只是想赶去裤广大特卖♥♥He'sjustinahurrytogettoapantssale特卖♥♥已经开始三十分钟了thatstarted30minutesago.你是啥32吗Whatareyou,a32?是的Iam.32岁美好年华已经随风散去Allthegoodstuffsalreadygone.如果你们想跟上俄♥罗&hearts撕♥人的节奏IfyouguyswanttokeepupwiththeRussians,就必须练练you'regonnahavetotrain.我去拿伏特加llgetthevodka!如果我能造一个仿真女机器人IfIcouldbuildafembotwithlifelikeskin,就要造得跟她一样itwouldbejustlikeher.你觉不觉得克莱尔怪怪的DidyougetaweirdvibefromClaire?没啊她的态度很积极很支持你No,sheseemedsuperpositiveandsupportive.就是这样才不正常That'sexactlywhatImean.公众曾误以为果珍是为美国载人航♥天♥项目开&hearts泼♥的饮品趁我在厨房♥顺便看看有没有果珍饮料Oh,whilemhere,mgonnaseeifwehaveanyTang!我不想去太空克莱尔我好害怕Idon'twanttogotospace,Claire!mterrified!如果我把东西弄坏导致我们不能呼吸怎么办WhathappensifIbreaksomethingandwecan'tbreathe?天啊天啊我现在喘不过气了Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod.Ican'tbreatherightnow.亲爱的冷静俄♥罗&hearts沸f♥人很懂行啦Honey,calmdown!TheRussiansknowwhatthey'redoing!我会死在那儿的mgoingtodieupthere!告诉他你不想去就好了Justtellhimyoudon,twanttogo.这个礼物太棒了他一定会受打击的Thisissuchanamazinggift,it'llcrushhim.而且我会在那部名己录片里像个懦夫Plus,lllooklikeacowardinthatdocumentary.你说得对我们在片子里不能是那种形象You'reright,wedon'twanttoseethisonfilm.我脑海中已经想把这难看的片子覆盖了mtapingoveritalreadyinmymind.你必须阻止这件事什么-You'vegottashutthisdown.-What?!帮帮我克莱尔你是我唯一的希望Helpme,Claire.You'remyonlyhope.好吧Fine.但如果我帮了你ButifIdothis,你就不许再跟我引用星球大战里的台词you'renotallowedtoquote"StarWars"tomeanymore.我爱你我知道星球大战台词-1Ioveyou.-u202dIknow.肯尼思Hey.Kenneth.巴兹奥尔德林是第二个踏上月球的宇航员我刚才在那儿和巴兹扫兴奥尔德林聊过了IwasjusttalkingtoBuzz-killAldrinoverhere克莱尔我希望你不要介意Claire,I-Ihopeyoudon'tmindterribly,但我刚才瞄了一下你的简历butIwasjusttakingapeekatyourresume.非常厉害Itisveryimpressive.你工作已经有着落了吗Haveyoulandedanywhere?目前还没有Uh,notyet,no.说到着落降落很可惜-真的吗-Youknow,speakingoflandings,unfortunately-Wow,really?我们应该谈谈一个很有趣的工作机会Well,Weshouldtalkaboutareallyinterestingjobopportunity正好我们公♥司♥有个空缺thatjustopenedupatmycompany.那太好了Iwouldlovethat.我一直在找一个敢于抓住机会的候选人mlookingforaboldcandidatewholovestotakechances.不你正看着的No,youarelookingataboldcandidate就是一个敢于抓住机会的候选人wholovestotakechances.我知道但克莱尔还是Iknow,but,still,um,Clairehas-克莱尔有一些担忧Clairehassomeconcerns.如果我为你工作我还能跟你拥抱吗Ifmworkingforyou,doIstillgethugs?不能这个季节不能No,notinthisclimate.u202dOh.我只能跟你来个女人式握手BestIcanofferisawo-manshake!什么Ha!What?什么Whoa!u202dWhat?-你学得真快-我是怎么做到的-WOw,youareaquickstudy.-Howam1doingthis?!记住把它放进碎纸机不是传真机Remember,shredthis,don'tfaxit.嗨亲爱的Hey,honey,u202d-嗨杰-外公-Hi,Jay.-u202dGrandpa.给我倒杯咖啡玛格丽特Cupofcoffee,Margaret?外公你来这有事吗Grandpa,whatareyoudoinghere?今天在曼尼的独角戏上发生了一件惨不忍♥睹的事AterriblethinghappenedtodayatManny'sone-manshow-他给了我一张票hegotmeaticket,u202d没事我就是路过看看玛格丽特做得有多好No,IjuststoppedintoseehowMargaret'sworkingout根本不好She'snot.虽然我很享受她用夏布利酒AsmuchasIenjoyedherpairingtheglassofChablis配给我准备的惊喜鸡尾酒虾withmysurpriseshrimpcocktail,但这不是我需要的助理技能that,snotaskillIneedinanassistant你必须把她炒了Youhavetofireher.不行她为我工作了一辈子Ican't.Sheworkedformeherwholelife.她曾睡在人行道上给我买♥♥南茜辛纳特拉的票ShesleptonthesidewalktogetmeNancySinatratickets.好吧我来说Fine.lldoit玛格丽特能请你过来一下吗Margaret,couldyoucomeinhere,please?这是我今天不忍♥看到的第二件事ThisisthesecondthingtodayIcan'twatch.能做的我都做了IdideverythingIcouldforyou.她是个冷血的人She'sacoldone.怎么了What'sgoingonhere?我被开除了吗AmIfired?恐怕是的mafraidso.感谢老天Oh,thankGod!我已经想退休好几年了vebeenwantingtoretireforyearsnow,但我不想让杰失望butIcouldneverletJaydown.我只想睡觉照顾我的大♥麻♥花♥园♥Ijustwanttosleep,tendmycannabisgarden,从此再也不工作andneverworkagain.玛格丽特我想让你来我狗床生意做事Margaret,IwantyoubackatDogBeds.你说了算杰Oh,whateveryousay,Jay.明天见Seeyoutomorrow.不行No!外公玛格丽特想退休了Grandpa,Margaretwantstoretire.我想要什么不重要杰的需要才重要IfsnotwhatIwant.It'swhatJayneeds.你们两个是怎么回事Ugh,whatiswrongwithyoutwo?你不需要助理Youdon,tneedanassistant,她也不想再工作了andshedoesn'twanttoworkanymore.是真的吗你真的不想干了吗Isthistrue?Doyoureallywanttohangitup?我的确想做点别的事情TherearesomethingsIwouldn'tmindtrying.那你应该去做啊我自己能行Well,thenyoushoulddoitllmanage.不过的确是会感觉有点奇怪It,sgoingtobeweird,though.毕竟你是我此生携手最久的人Imean,you'rethelongestrelationshipveeverhad.经历过四任丈夫三次心脏病发作Fourhusbands,threeheartattacks,数不清的情人countlesslovers,你却一直在我身边陪伴我andyoustoodbymethroughitall.我爱你杰Iloveyou,Jay.我也爱你玛格丽特Iloveyou,too,Margaret.这一路很精彩It,sbeenagreatrun.而且我们还有米奇尔呢Andwe,llalwayshaveMitchell.什么What?!她在闹你呢