TheTourist《旅人（2022）》第二季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
我什么都不记得了MAN:Idon'trememberanything.我是来录口供的Heretotakeastatement.海伦-你还记得我名字呢Helen.-Yourememberedmyname?你肯定不记得我了吧Ibetyoucan'tremembermine,though,huh?我一直在想外面是不是有人会想我Ikeepwonderingifanyone'souttheremissingme,是不是有父母等着我打电♥话♥给他们或者parentswaitingformetocall,or.?海伦简直把自己当南丁格尔了HelenhasgonefullFlorenceNightingale一直在照顾这个患了失忆症的家伙forthisamnesiabloke.下次你再情绪低落就想想这个Nexttimeyou'redown,thinkofthat.我会给你发一个墨西哥卷饼的表情符号♥lljustsendyouanemojiofaburrito,从那一刻起你就会知道一切都会好起来的andfromthatmomenton,you'llknowthateverythingwillbeOK.我是个坏人海伦所以才有人要杀我mabadguy,Helen.That'swhypeoplewantmedead.你是莱娜天我一直在找你You'reLena?Christ!vebeenlookingforyou!我给你看看你到底是什么人吧1.etmeshowyouwhoyouare.对不起msosorry.不知道我为什么替科斯塔卖♥♥命Wedon'tknowwhyIwasworkingforKostas.不知道为什么我会遇到莱娜Wedon'tknowwhyImetLena.不管出于什么理由Youdosomethinglikethat,你做出这种事都是无法原谅的thereisnoreasononEarththatevermakesthatOK.你是这个世上我唯一的朋友You'remyonlyfriendinthewholewideworld,right?我只是不明白明明是同一个人Ijustdon'tunderstandhowthesameguy他会做出那么可怕的事可他也救了我的命whocoulddosomethingsoawfulcouldalsosavemylife.你不了解我Youdon,tknowme.在遇到艾略特斯坦利之后我就变了IamnotthesamepersonthatIwasbeforeImetElliotStanley.开门Openthedoorrightnow.你好-你好Hello,-Hello.那是谁Whothat?那那是那是我女友Uh,yeah.That's,um.That'smygirlfriend.海伦海伦打个招呼吧That'sHelen.Sayhi,Helen.你好Hello.你们抽大♥麻♥了对吧Yousmokemarijuana,huh?我们都不知道你说那是什么Wedon'tevenknowwhatthatis,it's天没有那那是啥东西God,no.What.?Whatisit?那这是什么-那Whatthis,then?-That's,um.那是个打火机是打火机That'salighter,that'swhatthatis.越南人和同性恋"Vietnameseandgay."你知道这有多不尊重人吧Youknowhowoffensivethisis?知道我不是越南人我也不是男同Wedo.-1notVietnamese.Inotgay.这话真的很无礼This.reallyoffensive.也许这Maybeit,slike.就是说它的物主就是It'slikeowningit.Youknow,like.这打火机挺兴奋的1.ikethelighterisexcited因为物主是个越南人还是个同性恋.thatit'sVietnameseandgay.谢谢-不许再抽了Thanks.-Nosmoking.听见了吗绝对不抽OK?-HELEN:No,absolutelynot.不抽No,totally.你为什么留这么长的胡子Whyyougotsuchlong.beard?我就不送了哈mgoingtogonow.刚才到哪了-到哪了Wherewerewe?-Wherewerewe?怎么了What?如果他又回来呢Just,whatifhecomesbackin?好吧Fine.嗯Yeah.他还真是不喜欢我的胡子哈但你喜欢对吧Hereallydidn'tlikemybeard.Youlikeitthough,right?嗯嗯-好吧Mm-hm.OK.好吧Mm-hm.OK.我们一到柬埔寨我就刮了怎么样llshaveitoffwhenwegettoCambodia,howaboutthat?这样真好Thisisnice.此时此刻Youknow,justthehereandnow.就像Youknow,like什么都伤害不到我们1.ikenothingcantouchus.你是真的Areyou.likereally百分百确定吗really100%sureaboutthat?你为什么表现这么奇怪Whyareyoubeingweird?我一直在等合适的时机不知道I'vebeenwaitingfortherightmomentand,Idon'tknow,我想也许现在就是吧Ithinkthismightbeit.等合适的时机做什么Therightmomentforwhat?我一直想给你这个vebeenwantingtogiveyouthis.这个被寄到警局时Itwasmailedtothepolicestation你还在医院恢复whileyouwereinhospital,recoveringfrom.youknow.所以我才一直都没拿出来That'swhyveheldontoitforsolong.因为你当时情况很不好-那是我Youwereinabadplaceand.-That'sme.这个这个汤米他认识我吗Andthis.ThisTommy,heknowsme?对从爱尔兰来的Yeah,fromIreland.也许是时候你弄清楚自己到底是谁了Maybeit,stimeyoufindoutwhoyoureallyare.你还好吗宝儿YouOK,babe?也许我们该走了-不行Maybeweshouldjustgo.Wecan't.已经一小时了It'sbeenanhouralready.怎么了-有人过来了What?-There'ssomeonecoming,你好Hello.早好吧Morning.Oh,OK.天怎么了Oh,God!-What?你以为是他吗汤米Youthoughtitwashim?-Tommy?对啊有可能是他啊Yeah,well,itcouldhavebeenhim.不管发生什么Whateverhappens.也许你最好先把胡子刮了It,sprobablyworthgettingridofthebeard因为不管来的是谁你都希望他们能认出你来becausewhoevershowsup,youwantthemtorecogniseyou,对吧right?现在吗对就现在What,now?-Oh,rightnow.好吧我这就刮-真的吗OK.I'llgetridofit.-Really?嗯嗯-终于谢谢Mm-hm.Oh,atlast!Thankyou.你好Oh.Hello.我喜欢你的球拍和球Iikeyourbatandyourball你你父母在附近吗Areyou.?Areyourparentsaround?靠.Shit!你们是谁你们想要什么Whoareyou?Whatdoyouwant?你给我过来你个小混♥蛋♥WOMAN:You!Comehere,youlittleshithole.你又盯着女生看了是不是Youstaringatfeckin'womenagain,areyou?艾略特Elliot?好吧我进来了哈OK,mcomingin.什公鬼Whatthe.?别误会JDon'tgetmewrong./草Agh!Fuck!我勒个去Forfuck'ssakel草Fuck,ssake!Fuck!草草Fuck!Fuck!-我靠Bollocks!靠Shit!靠Shit!我勒个去Jesus,fuck!斯莱特警探DetectiveSlater?嗯Yeah?是他他是我Thisishe.Him,me.一位刚入境的澳大利亚籍女士报告AnAustralianladyarrivedintothecountry说可能发生了绑♥架♥事件地点在斯科拉塔咖啡馆talkingaboutapossibleabduction,SclataCafe.好知道了我马上就出去OK,sure.I1berightout好哒Okey-doke.什么不是吧What?Comeon.我你妈啊又特么追上来了Idon'tfuckingbelievethis.草Fuck!你是谁是为科斯塔工作的吗Whoareyou?DidyouworkforKosta?我们为什么要在咖世家（咖啡厅）工作WhywouldweworkforCosta?我只知道他想让我死He'stheonlypersonIknewwho,dwantmedead.一个咖啡厅为啥想让你死Whywouldacoffeeshopwantyoudead?告诉我我到底做了什么Tellmewhatvedonetoyou.别怕爱尔兰警♥察♥在此Neverfear,theGardaarehere!女士你好Madam.G,day.对哈你刚从下面过来Ah,yes.You'vejustarrivedfromdownunderneath.我们是爰尔兰警♥察♥WearetheGarda.卫士守卫和平的Theguardsofthe.Guardiansofthepeace,really,在你们澳洲应该叫警♥察♥吧butpoliceyou'dcallusinAustralian,Isuppose.鲁艾里斯莱特探长随时为您服务DetectiveSergeantRuairiSlateratyourservice.海伦钱伯斯HelenChambers.那么我们要找的是谁So,whoarewelookingfor?我听说有人失踪了是吗Ihearsomebody,sgonemissing,isit?是Yeah.是我男友艾略特-男友哈It'smyboyfriend,Elliot-Boyfriend.Right.对HELEN:Yeah,um.我们来这是要见一个人Weweresupposedtobemeetingsomeone.好你们要见谁RightWhowereyoumeeting?我们我们其实并不认识他We.Wedon'treallyknowhim,isthething.我男友艾略特他失忆rMyboyfriend,Elliothelosthismemory.然后不久前Thenawhileback,我们收到一个叫汤米的人寄来的信WereceivedamessagefromafellacalledTommy说他以前是他的好哥们whosaidthathewashisbestfriendfrombackintheday.我们就想冒险见一面-明白Werolledthedice,youknow.-Right.在我看来这个汤米可能并不是他所声称的那个人ItseemstomethatmaybethisTommywasn'twhohesaidhewas.应该就是个圈套其实根本不是汤米给你们写的信Asetup,inthatitwasn'tTommythatsentyouthatmessage.不我知道所以所以我才告诉你ONo,Iknow.That,s.That,swhymtellingyou.真是疯r在澳大利亚当时就有些Crackers!Look,backinAustraliathereweresome.坏人在追他badpeoplewhowereafterhim.不管他在哪我觉得他肯定是有麻烦了Whereverheis,Ijustthinkthathe,sintrouble.听着我明白1.isten,Iunderstand你真该来现场看一下好吗就是OYoushouldreallycomeandtakealookatthescene,OK?It's就是在这It,srighthere.他进来刮胡子So,hecameinheretoshave.天这胡子可真够多的)esus!Musthavebeensomebeard,eh?他的包还在这然后镜子被打碎了Andhisbagisstillhereandthemirrorsmashed.抓走他的人Andthepeoplewhotookhim一定是从这边的后门进出的musthavecomethroughthisbackdoorhere.所以车肯定是停在这So,thecarwouldhavebeenparkedhere.可能是一辆货车你从轮胎印能看出来Avan,maybe,ifyoulookatthetyremarks.他们一定是走的这条路Andtheymusthavegonethisway.快点啊Comeon!我们花的时间越长就越不可能找到他们了Thelongerwetake,thelesschancewehaveoffindingthem.是Yeah.放我出去Letmeout!不管我对你做过什么我Whateveritisvedonetoyou,I,um.我可能都是活该Iprobablydeserveit.我做过一些不好的事所以vedonesomefuckingbadthings,SO.告诉我你到底想要什么Justtellmewhatyouwant!你玩的开心吗MAN:Areyouhavingfunyet?你特么你是谁Areyoufucking.?Whoisthis?你是谁Whoareyou?我是你最后听到的声音T'mthelastvoiceyou'lleverhear.所以这些家伙在澳大利亚时就在追你男友So,thesefellaswhowereafteryourboyfriendinAustralia.为什么他做了什么Why?What,dhedo?我说了这事说来话长1.ikeIsaid,it'salongstory.本来我们随心所欲四处旅行挺好的We'dbeenfinetravellingaroundwhereverthewindtookus,但是我非得打探不该打探的事（把我的大鼻子伸进去）butno,1hadtogoandstickmybignoseinit.你鼻子没问题啊你鼻子长的挺好看的海伦Yournoseisjustfinethere,Helen.You,veagreatnose.我们来这都是我的错It'smyfaultwecamehere.现在他不见了Andnowhe'sgone.听着我保证在那儿Hey,listen,msure.-Overthere.你什么都别碰是血Don'ttouchanything,thatIt'sblood.真是疯r-听我说Crackers.Hey,listentome.我们会找到你男人的好吗Wewillfindyourman,OK?我们会找到他的We'llfindhim.-和平卫士对吧Guardiansofthepeace,right?说得太对了Rightyouare.喂Yeah.你好我是斯莱特探长Hi,it'sDetectiveSergeantSlater.喂Hello?你好海伦Hello?Helen.是我-伊森It'sme.It,s.-Ethan?好久不见了小甜饼It,sbeenaminute.Right,shortbread?呃你给我打电♥话♥干吗Um.Whyareyoucallingme?我们分手的方式小海Well,thewayweleftthings,Hel,总让我不能释怀it,umltleftitsmarkonme.记得吗你让我-对我记得Youknow,youtoldmeto.-No,Iremember.让我用大塑料棒子干翻自己.goandfuckmyselfwithsomethingbigandplastic.这其实给我敲响了警钟让我踏上了大马士革之路Honestly,itwasawake-upcall.ItwasmyroadtoDamascus.这条路把我带到了这里Itwastheroadthatledmehere.不是大马士革哈我知道听上去有歧义NotDamascus.1realiseasIsayitthatsoundsconfusing.我现在在煤港社区中心mattheCoalHarbourCommunityCentre.听着伊森-我正在发表内德演讲'Look,Ethan.-mdeliveringmyNedTalk议题是有毒的男子气概ontoxicmasculinity.什么演讲内德演讲Yourwhat?-MyNedtalk.就跟TED演讲一样IfsIikeaTEDTalk,知名度没那么广但很快就会改变butit'sabitmoreundertheradar,butthatwillchange.不我是说No,Imean,还有别人在听我们讲话吗arethereotherpeoplelisteningtothisconversation?当然了这是必经的过程小海Absolutely,yeah.It'spartoftheprocess,Hel.我意识到自己的行为对你造成了影响Irealisenowhowmybehaviouraffectedyou.我给你洗♥脑♥Thegaslighting.把你边缘化我想补偿你Themarginalising.Iwanttomakeamends.,我想让你知道我IwanttoshowyouthatI'vech.她挂了-该死的女人Yeah,she'shungup.Fuckingwomen,eh?科林你这话很不符合今天的主题OK,that'sreallynotthespirithere,Colin.好吧OK!酒瓶上的DNA结果还没出来DNAisn'tbackyetonourbottle.但还是有些Buttherehasbeenlike怎久说呢有些进展的asortofadevelopment,shallwesay.你能具体说说吗Well,anychanceyoucouldbeabitmorespecific?RA"Development"canmeanalotofthings.Isitgood,isitbad?进展的含义太广了究竟是好是坏我还没跟她谈过谈过之后再告诉你Ihaven'tspokentohermeseltsoyou'llknowwhenIdo,OK?她"Her"?无意冒犯斯莱特探长WOMAN:Withrespect,DetectiveSlater,我要跟你们老大谈it'syourbossIcametospeakwith.汉隆警司去开会了SuperintendentHanlon'sataconference,这个案子一直是我在跟跟我聊也是一样的butthisismycaseandyou,reingoodhandswithmyhands.我认识汉隆警司但不认识你所以IknowSuperintendentHanlon.Idon'tknowyou,so.你好Hi.你是谁-海伦Whoareyou?-Helen.我们老大下周才回来但今天我在Thebossisbacknextweek,butmherenow前台那边说你事出紧急所以andthefellowsatfrontdesksaidthiswasurgent,so.行吧OK,then.我莫名其妙地收到了这个Igotsentthis,outoftheblue.这是他吗这就是他Isitreallyhim?-HELEN:That,shim!谁发给你的Whosentthistoyou?您是哪位Whoareyou?我是他母亲mhismother.准备好第二回合了吗MAN:'Readyforroundtwo?什么情况你们究竟要干什么Whatisthis?Whatdoyouwant?想不想离开这里取决于你Youcanleavethisroom.It,suptoyou.你可以直接从这个舱口出去Youcancomerightthroughthishatch.,但你得先砍掉自己的双腿Buttheonlywayyou'llfitthrough才能顺利通过舱门isifyoucutoffbothyourlegs.,我他妈什么Fuckingwhat?砍掉双腿Cutthemoff.你是让我把自己的双腿砍了么Youwantmetocutoffbothmylegs?是的用这个Yes.-Withthis?是的-口恩Yes.-Er.不然呢Orwhat?要是我1.ike,whatifI.?要是我不想仅凭你一句话就把腿砍了呢WhatifIdon'twanttohackoffmylegsbecauseyoutoldmeto?有人吗Hello?真是服了Forfuck,ssake.有人吗能听到我说话吗Hello?Canyouhearme?选择错误Wrongchoice.砰Boom!,妈的天啊)esus!JesusChrist!吓得都尿裤子了吧Youcanstoppissingyourselfnow.给接着-草Here,catch.-Fuck!能不能别胡闹了-找点乐子都不行吗WOMAN:Stoppissingabout.-Notallowedabitoffun?你怎么不找匹马去干我昨晚干了你♥爸♥好吧Whydon'tyougofuckahorse?-Fuckedyourdaddylastnight.咱俩是一个爸.当我没说过Wehavethesamedaddy.-ForgetIsaidthat.你们是谁Whoareyou?你连老朋友唐纳都忘了么Youreallydon,trememberyouroldpal,Donal?我出过车祸记忆一团乱Ihadanaccidentandmymemory'samess.你♥他♥妈♥怎么就这么幸运呢Well,isn'tthatarealfuckingstrokeofluckforyou?你介意我Doyoumindjust.?抱歉Sorry.走吧Comeon.坐下Takeaseat.谢谢Thanks.没事It,sfine.怎么What?你对麦克唐纳这名字一点印象也没有吗So,thenameMcDonnellmeansnothingtoyou?没有No.我猜你们就是麦克唐纳兄妹吧YousaretheMcDonnells,Itakeit?那个老的刚不是说还上了你♥爸♥吗Onaccountoftheoldsleepingwithyourdaddythere?你个小混♥蛋♥Youlittleshit!大脑一片空白的感觉一定很奇怪吧Itmustbeweird.Youdon'trememberanything?想不起家人是谁家住何处1.ikeyourfamilyorwhereyou'refrom?我真的想不起-弗加尔Ireallydon't.-Hey,Fergal.你要是想约会就去玩探探Youwantadate,getontheapps.这家伙是我们拿来操出新高度的Thisfella'sabouttogetadifferentkindoffucked.你们到底想拿我怎么样So,whatisitthatyouactuallywantfromme?除了操出新高度之外Apartfromthebeingfuckeddifferentlything,说来我还挺兴奋的whichmexcitedabout.要是之前冒犯了各位那我道歉1.ike,ifvedonesomethingtoallofyou,msorry.好吗OK?我认真的我真的啥都不记得了ImeantwhatIsay,Idon'trememberanything.你做的孽足够多记不记得已经不重要了You'vedoneplenty.Whetheryoufuckingrememberitornot.所以So,er把你的嘴闭上keepyourmouthshut.不然唐纳会帮你闭嘴OrDonal,he'llshutitforyou.等等他叫唐纳Hangonasec,he'scalledDonal?他的名字是唐纳爰克唐纳Sohisname'sDonalMcDonnell.就跟我叫艾略特麦克艾略特一样搞笑It'slikeifIwascalledElliotMcElliot.这还只是个开始Thisisonlythebeginning.非常感谢卡西迪夫人RUAIRI:Thankyouverymuch,MrsCassidy.哦嘿我Oh,hey,um我就是Iwasjust你就是什么Uh.-Justwhat?好吧我一直在等你出来OK,IIwaswaitingforyou.我想或许咱们可以聊聊你儿子Ijustthoughtthatyoumightwanttotalkaboutyourson?所以你真不知道他在哪儿HELEN:So,youreallyhavenoideawhereheis?或者被谁带走了么我真的不知道Orwhomighthavetakenhim?-MRSCASSIDY:Ireallydon't.我最后一次见他时他才27岁Hewas27yearsoldthelasttimeIsawhim.那时他爸住院了Hisdadwasinhospital.后来他一言不发就起身离去Ihaven'tseenhiminsevenyears,算来已经有七年了sinceheuppedandleftwithoutsomuchasaword.他为什么要走-不晓得Whydidheleave?-Hardtosay.他什么消息都没留下It,snotlikeheleftanote.我知道自己听着像祥林嫂Isoundlikeatragicoldwoman.但我必须问问ButIhavetoask.他是回来看我的吗Didhecomeheretoseeme?嗯HELEN:Um.我不忍♥心告诉你不过IwishIdidn'thavetotellyouthis,but其实艾略特他失忆了Well,thetruthis,Elliotlosthismemory.他一年前出了车祸Hewasinacarcrashayearback.我很抱歉msorry.那么So.他连我都不记得了吗Hedoesn'teven.rememberme?他脑子里一团乱Hishead,saghosttown.天啊-怎么了Oh,my.What?这曲子Thissong.我还记得他九岁时随着这曲子翩翩起舞的样子Irememberhimdancingtothiswhenhewasjustnineyearsold.起舞Dancing?没错Oh,yes.唯一能让他远离麻烦的就是跳舞了Whenhewasn'tinthebollocks,helovedhisdancing.正经的芭蕾舞Properballetstuff.哪怕被其他孩子嘲笑他也只是一笑而过Theotherkidswouldtakethemickbuthe'djustlaughitOf£他很喜欢跳舞我儿子Hesolovedtodance,myboy.他有时放学回家Hemightcomehomefromschool被打得鼻青脸肿还带着一张校长通知withablackeyeandaletterfromtheheadmaster,但当你看到他摆出阿♥拉♥贝斯克舞姿时butwhenyouwatchedhimdoanarabesque,就很难继续生他的气itwashardtostayangryforlong.艾略特竟然跳芭蕾Elliotdidballet?剧场表演的水平Concertstandard.我猜他后面就没继续跳了Itakeithehasn'tkeptupwiththedancingandthat?没我觉得他没有No.No,I.Ican'tsaythathehas.不好意思Excuseme.海伦钱伯斯HelenChambers.啊短裤啊Ah.Knickers!嗯不用了感谢告知Uh.Yeah,no,thanksforlettingmeknow.好的OK.威士忌酒瓶上的DNADNAonthewhiskeybottle与艾略特包里衣服上的相吻合matchedtheclothingtheyfoundinElliofsbag.是他的所以It'shis,so.没什么用lt,suseless.威士忌酒瓶Whiskeybottle?对Uh.Yeah.抱歉我们在现场发现了一堆威士忌酒瓶Sorry,wefoundawholebunchofwhiskeybottlesatthescene.我能看看吗当然CanIsee?-Yeah.怎么了Whatisit?没什么Nothing.我只是Just.有点分神了milesaway.很高兴认识你海伦但我得走了It,sbeenanabsolutepleasure,Helen,butIhavetogo.哦-有缘再见吧Oh.-1willseeyouagain.希望下次能换个开心点的场合Hopefully,inhappiercircumstances.当然不过能给我留下你的电♥话♥吗Yeah,ofcourse.ButmaybeIcouldgetyour.number?我回来了mhome!-今儿挺开心啊妈Quitethedaytoday,Ma.我I,er.给你买♥♥了些苹果Gotyousomeapples.没买♥♥到金冠苹果Didn,thaveanyGoldenDelicious,只买♥♥到了粉红女郎soIgotyousomePinkLadies,huh?你知道吗粉红女郎萃果是约翰克里普斯培育出来的Doyouknow,PinkLadieswerebredbythislad,JohnCripps,是用金冠苹果wherehecrossedaGoldenDelicious和佳人威廉姆苹果杂交得到的withanapplecalledaLadyWilliams.所以So.这其中也有一部分的金冠苹果There'ssomeGoldenDeliciousinthereforyou,too.就深埋在这其中妈It'sburiedintheresomewhere,Ma.像你一样1.ikeyourself.好了Right我I,er.给你带了猪肉和黄豆Gotyourporkandbeans.这是你最喜欢的对吧Yourfavourite,right?Yeah?猪肉配黄豆永远不会出错Younevercangowrongwithporkandbeans.不过你半夜可能就睡不着了Mightkeepyouupatnight,mind,会有胃胀气反流什么的whatthegasandtherefluxandwhatnot.你会吃的吧Youwilleat,won'tyou?可别浪费rDon'twantyouwastingaway.爱ETHAN:Love.爱ETHAN:Love.是我们能奉献他人It'sthegreatestgiftWecangive以及所能得到最好的礼物andthegreatestgiftWecanreceive.或许你从未意识到很少有人可以但我意识到了You'veprobablyneverknowni
