SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝死亡馅饼上菜了章鱼哥Orderup,Squidward蟹堡王别问我今天过得怎样嘿章鱼哥Hey,hey,Squidward你刚看到我了没didyouseeme?那好吧OK等会见章鱼同事seeyoulater,Squidinator此处点餐早安章鱼哥先生Goodmorning,Mr.Squidward那久你准备好了吗Soareyouready?准备好回家吗Togohome?错是准备好为员工情谊口交换礼物No,toexchangegiftsforEmployeeBrotherhoodDay维老板虽然你可以雇我管收银机Mr.Krabs,youpaymetostandbehindthisregister然后接单然后找零钱andtakeordersandgivechange但是你远远不能雇我情谊深沉地对待Butyoucouldneverpaymeenoughtoactbrotherlytowards那个家伙thatguy你这种态度正是Thatattitudeofyoursisprecisely我们要对你耍这种小把戏的原因whywe'rehavingthislittleshenanigan现在注意好了Now,payattention那小子有个惊喜要送你Thelad'sgotasurpriseforyou章鱼哥为了敬重我们的员工情谊Squidward,inhonourofemployeebrotherhood我要送你一份礼物Ipresenttoyouagift我爱你Iheartyou试穿下吧章鱼哥先生Tryiton,Mr.Squidward上面可是画满了你的脸哦It,sgotyouwrittenalloverit我不太确定要留多大的洞塞头Iwasn'tsurehowbigtomaketheholeforthehead所以我就用西瓜来试尺寸soIusedawatermelonforsize你喜欢吗Doyouloveit?有点痒It'salittleitchy这玩意是用什么做的What'sthisthingmadeof?眼睫毛Eyelashes现在我可以继续干活拿最低工资了吗Now,mayIresumemyminimum-wageduties?你得先要送出你的情谊礼物Afteryoupresentyourbrotherhoodgift我会给那白♥痴♥买♥♥颗口香糖llbuythelittletwerpagumball不行不行不行小子Oh,no,no,no,no,no,lad你可是知道规矩的Youknowtherules必须得自己做礼物Youhavetomakethegift我唯一想要做的就是出门Theonlythingmmakingisfortheexit这样行不行章鱼哥Isthisanybetter,Squidward?我用泪水做的这件毛衣Imadethisonewithmytears就知道你会改变主意小子Iknewyou'dcomearound,boy做个好礼物出来Makesomethingnice我咋就不能给那怪胎买♥♥东西当礼物Whycan'tIjustbuysomethingforthelittleweirdo?使劲Heave-ho要是你们把我战利品搞掉下来一块Ifyoudroponesinglesliceofmybooty我就要llhave割你们屁♥股♥yourbooty你们好Hithere那些手工派看起来挺好吃的Those,uh,homemadepiessurelookgood这些可不是手工的Thesearen'thomemade是工厂制♥造♥的Theyweremadeinafactory炸♥弹♥工厂abombfactory这些是炸♥弹♥They'rebombs好可惜That'stoobad我还以为那些是派本来还想买♥♥的IthoughttheywerepiesandIwantedtobuyone且慢Wait我们刚刚说的炸♥弹♥都是玩笑话Wewerejustkiddingaboutallthatbombstuff付二十五块钱就能买♥&heartsThat'llbe$25,please所以说这什么口味的Sowhatflavourisit?樱桃Cherry苹果Apple山莓Raspberry好吧能让那个蟹老头别烦我就行了Well,ifit'llgetoldmanMr.Krabsoffmyback行了OK礼物做好了蟹老板hereitis,Mr.Krabs新鲜出炉的Freshfromtheoven现在我要回归正常生活了llbereturningtomylifenow还不行Notyet我得确定下你礼物做得行不行Igottomakesureyoudiditright等一下Waitasecond配牛奶更好吃Thiswouldgogreatwithsomemilk牛奶所以说你是不是要杀掉我然后换新老板Soyoutriedtokillmeoveralittlenewagedmanagement,eh?可是蟹老板ButMr.Krabs我不知道会这样Ihadnoidea我能解释清楚Icanexplain蟹老板你没事吧Mr.Krabs,areyouOK?我听到有Ihearda有派Apie是章鱼哥送的It,sfromSquidward海绵宝宝收ToSpongeBob章鱼哥送海绵宝宝收你爱拿就拿吧你爱拿就拿吧Well,hereyougo经过就是这样Andthat'swhathappened二十五块钱$25炸♥弹♥Abomb?还在蟹堡王里IntheKrustyKrab?你刚把它放这了的That'swhereyouleftit不见了It,snotthere各位Hey,guys谢谢你送的派章鱼哥Thanksforthepie,Squidward你还非得杀了他不可Youhadtokillhim那小子给你哭出了件用泪水做的毛衣Theboycriesyouasweateroftears然后你要杀掉人家andyoukillhim你还要怎么个活法Howareyougoingtolivewithyourself?杀掉人家Killhim?你的餐来了先生Here'syourorder,sir谢了Thanks不行不行No,no要怎么Whatwegot得给医院打电♥话♥wegottocallahospital没救了Won'tdoanygood我先前就见过这种情况veseenthisbefore那派一棒命中的时候Whenthatpiegoesuptobat我是说Imean命中他肠子的下端的时候hitshislowerintestine你先前就见过了You'veseenthisbefore?其实见了有十一次11times,asamatteroffact喂医生吗Yes,hello,doctor?医院吗Hospital?都没救了Itwon'tdoanygood?H-次11times?他死定了He,sagoner得怎样交代人家Howdowetellhim?不要交代Don'ttellhim交代了只会让人家更不舒服Thatwillonlymakehimfeelworse依我看他只能活到日落时分ThewayIseeit,he'sonlygottillsunset为何要毁掉他活在世上的最后一天Whyruinhislastdayonearth?那小子理应享受他最后的光阴Theladdeservestoenjoyhisfinalhours说得对蟹老板You'reright,Mr.Krabs我要让海绵宝宝最后的光阴mgoingtomakeSpongeBob1Sfinalhours成为他最美好的光阴thebesthe'severhad这回Andthistime我要投入很多很多的爱there,sgoingtobelove多到能淹死他Somuch,he,sgoingtodrowninit淹死他Drowninit写给自己Notetoself小心章鱼哥WatchoutforSquidward海绵宝宝SpongeBob怎么了Yes我忘了跟你说你礼物还有第二部分Iforgottotellyou,there'sapart2toyourgift第二部分Part2?第二部分Part2别给我这样干Pleasedon'tdothat第二部分是什么What'sforpart2?那个你能想到的最快乐的事是什么Well,what'sthemostfunthingyoucanthinkof?其实我做了张我爱做的快乐事情清单Actually,IkeepalistofthemostfunthingsIliketodo我管这单子叫情谊单Icallitmyfriendshiplist好棒Great让我瞧一瞧1.etmeseeit更快乐的事情都标成红色了Thethingsthatareextrafun,vewritteninred全都是红色的Everything'sinred对啊我知道Yeah,Iknow想干完事的话最好现在就开始干Webetterstartnowifwewanttogetthroughthislist免得你死beforeyoudie思来想去Ofanticipation那就开整吧Thenlet,sroll再见蟹老板Bye,Mr.Krabs招聘看下章鱼哥Headsup,Squidward人家好像要找人把你换掉1.ookslikethey'regoingtoreplaceyou还行吧Yeah来看下单子1.et'shavealookatthatlist我想做的第一件事Well,thefirstthingIwanttodo是给全镇人介绍我最好的朋友章鱼哥isshowmybestfriend.Squidward,toeverybodyintown你好Hithere这是我最好的朋友章鱼哥Thisismybestfriend,Squidward小朋友们Hey,kids快来看checkitout这是我最好的朋友章鱼哥Thisismybestfriend,Squidward嗨我向你介绍我最好的朋友章鱼哥Hi,Iwanttoshowyoumybestfriend,Squidward嗨法兰克Hey,Frank真高兴介绍完了Gladthat'sover很好因为我们要干下一件事了Good,becausewe'reontoournextactivity这件事是Whichis我要把我穿鞋鱼装的最好的朋友mgoingtoshowmybestfriend,Squidward介绍给镇上所有人toeveryoneintownwearingasalmonsuit那你穿鞋鱼装不You'regoingtobewearingasalmonsuit?问得好章鱼哥That'sagoodone,Squidward介绍穿鞋鱼装的下一件Next敲门笑话Knock-knockjokes嘿章鱼哥Hey,Squid有人敲门knock-knock谁啊Who,sthere?我啊Iam真好啊Oh,yeah敲门笑话请注意1.ookout,everyone倒朋友Friendsinreverse假装倒车模仿猿猴左转Turnleft然后And停stop这下明白你拿我当脸用会怎样了吧See,that'swhatitwouldbelikeifyouhadmeforaface我呼吸不了了Ican'tbreathe交换脸你确定应该要这样子戳吗Areyousureyoushouldbepokingitlikethat?也不看看这边谁是医生Whoisthedoctorhere?剖心杂耍介绍穿鞋鱼装的单子上写的最后一件事是Thelastthingonthelistis是不是还有肢解Doesitinvolvemoredismemberment?跟章鱼哥一起看日落WatchthesunsetwithSquidward日落Sunset?依我看ThewayIseeit炸♥弹♥命中那小子肠户底部之前thelad'sgotuntilsunset那小子只能活到日落时分beforethatbombhitshislowerintestine是蟹老板It'sMr.Krabs嗨蟹老板Hi,Mr.Krabs那好再见了OK,seeyoulater来吧兄弟Comeon,buddy你要看日落的话就看吧Youwantasunset,you'llgetasunset水下日落真美啊Underwatersunsetssurearebeautiful你说是不是章鱼哥eh,Squidward?是啊Yeah是啊Yeah真是太棒了就只有我们三个Thisisgreat,justthethreeofus你我You,me还有你在我们中间修的这堵砖墙andthisbrickwallyoubuiltbetweenus是啊Yeah我看日落会想到碗装的水果Sunsetsalwaysremindmeofbowlsoffruit你看日落会想到什么章鱼哥Whatdotheymakeyouthinkof,Squidward?爆♥炸♥Explosions我是说Imean贬值erosion我跟你说Youknow如果我会因某个朋友的粗心ifIweretodierightnowinsomesortoffieryexplosion然后遇爆♥炸♥而死duetothecarelessnessofafriend那也倒没事Well,thatwouldjustbeOK感觉好像有东西掉到我肠子底部了Itfeelslikesomethingjustdroppedintomylowerintestine闻着好像樱桃Smellslikecherry或许是葡萄ormaybegrape还是蓝停Blueberry?日落终于到了Hereitis,thesunset我特别喜欢这时候倒计时Ialwayslovetocountitdown五Five你数剩下的兄弟Youdotherest,buddy四FourThreeTwoOne好像数得太早了Iguesswestartedtooearly重新数一遍1.et'sstartagain五Five四FourThreeTwoOne好吧Well至少我让他最后的光阴有了意义atleast,Iwasabletomakehislastfewhoursmeaningful我可真是大好人Iamsuchagoodperson章鱼哥Hey,Squidward瞧瞧这招checkthisout章鱼哥都已经装过傻胡言乱语了Squidward,wealreadyplayed"babblelikeanidiot"你怎么还好端端在这Whyareyoustillhere?我们都已经把单子上写的事情做完了Well,sincewefinishedeverythingonthelist本来还想再做一张单子Ithoughtdmakeupanewone不过我已经把这本书的内容都想好了Ialreadyfilledupthisbookwithideas永远好朋友到一月份应该就能写完了WeshouldbeabletofinishbyJanuary书先别管Forgetthebook之所以我花上一整天陪你一起Ispentthewholedaywithyou做各种荒唐可笑的事情doingallkindsOfridiculousthings是因为你本来是应该爆了的becauseyouweresupposedtoexplode你要我暴Youwantmetoexplode?对Yes我就一直在等你爆了That'swhatvebeenwaitingfor那好吧我尽力OK,I'lltry小蜗Gary你要吃完甜点Youaregonnafinishyourdessert这甜点绝对会让你爱上的andyouaregonnalikeit现在轮你了Now,it,syourturn我想说的不是暴怒的暴你个呆头That'snotwhatImeant,youbarnaclehead暴得不错Goodone个鬼No你应该是要爆♥炸♥成几百万块的You'resupposedtoexplodeintoamillionpieces为什么应该要那样WhywouldIdothat?因为你吃的那个派是炸♥弹♥Becausethepieyouatewasabomb什么派Whatpie?今天一大早我放柜台上的TheoneIleftsittingonthecounterthismorning从海盗那边付了二十五块买♥♥的那个thatIboughtfrompiratesfor$25我都不知道那是炸♥弹♥And1didn'tknowitwasabomb然后你给吃掉了Andyouateit那个派Thatpie派Pie你是说这个派啊Youmeanthispie我一直放口袋里要跟你一起分着吃Iwassavingitinmypocketforustoshare来吃吧1.et'seat真假蟹老板啊蟹堡王Ah,theKrustyKrab蟹堡王蟹黄堡之家HomeoftheKrabbyPatty内有十分机密的秘方withitstopsecretformula只有足够勇敢足够聪明的人knownonlytothosebraveenoughandintelligentenough才能领略其中的奥妙tocomprehenditsculinarycomplexity蟹老板快看1.ook,Mr.Krabs我做到了mdoingit我做到了mdoingit别给我卖♥♥傻了海绵宝宝Quitfoolingaround,SpongeBob还有客人在等Wegotcustomers蟹堡王但凡哪里有份秘方Butwhereverthere,sasecretrecipe总会有人想要去偷thereissomeonewhowantstostealit现在再来最后一步Andnowforthefinaltouch完美Perfect有了这套伪装秘方很快会是我的了Withthisdisguise,thatformulaisasgoodasmine你是海绵宝宝吗AreyouSpongeBobSquarePants?是啊Why,yes在下正是Yes,Iam你刚刚赢得了一百万块钱Thenyou'vejustwon$1million只要回答我一个问题Youjusthavetoansweronequestion蟹黄堡的秘密配方是什么WhatistheKrabbyPattysecretformula?是什么Yes?是什么Yes?是什么Yes?维黄堡的秘密配方TheKrabbyPattyformula为蟹堡王之私有财产isthesolepropertyoftheKrustyKrab部分或整体仅能与发明者蟹老板讨论andisonlytobediscussedinpartorinwholewithit'screator,Mr.Krabs擅自复♥制&hearts该秘方将会受到法律处罚Duplicationofthisformulaispunishablebylaw根据程度不同其对应处罚力度不同Restrictionsapply,resultsmayvary够了That'sit你最好给我把秘方说出来You'dbettercoughupthatsecretformulaorelse痞老板Plankton蟹老板Krabs痞老板Plankton蟹老板Krabs海绵宝宝SpongeBob你不可以对我这样做老螃蟹Youcan'tdothistome,Krabs蟹堡王我上过大学的Iwenttocollege海之霸痞老板那畜生可精明了ThatPlanktonisacleverbeast你最好要密切注意好他海绵宝宝You'vegottokeepasharpeyeoutforhim,SpongeBob蟹黄堡法必须要严格实行TheKrabbyPattylawmustbeenforced蟹堡王的未来全都靠在那上面了ThefutureoftheKrustyKrabdependsonit你放心蟹老板Don'tworry,Mr.Krabs只要我这裤了还是方的Aslongasthesepantsaresquare我这海绵还是宝宝的andthisspongeisBob我绝对不会让你失望的Iwillnotletyoudown放你下来海绵宝宝SpongeBob?能放我下来吗Couldyouletmedown?蟹堡王老天啊这些蟹黄堡可真是好吃Man,thesepattiessurearedelicious真想知道这秘方里面加了什么Iwonderwhat'sinthatsecretformula十二号♥警报Code12你这回的伪装是骗不到我的痞老板Yourdisguisescan'tfoolmethistime,Plankton头部增强诊所的所有人Everyoneattheheadenhancementclinic明明说过没人会注意的saidnobodywouldnotice海绵宝宝SpongeBob你把我钱给吓跑了You'rescaringawaymymoney抱歉蟹老板Sorry,Mr.Krabs我只是尽了力在保护秘密配方mjusttryingtoprotectthesecretformula这可不见得是That'snoreason你把别人头给扒下来的原因小子torippeople'sheadsoff,boy只要记好最重要的原则Justrememberthemostimportantrule不提供免费纸巾Nofreenapkins?错No另外一条最重要的原则Theothermostimportantrule讲秘方的那条regardingthesecretformula只能跟蟹老板讨论秘方OnlydiscussthesecretrecipewithMr.Krabs只要你这干好了秘方就安全了Aslongasyoudothat,thesecretissafe我还一直以为最重要的原则就是Ialwaysthoughtthemostimportantrulewas为什么要把能拖到明天的事放今天做whydotodaywhatyoucanputofftilltomorrow?今天个鬼不是昨天的明天吗Whatistodaybutyesterday'stomorrow?今天我要让你清查这边的所有东西Today,Iwantyoutotakeinventoryoneverythinginhere每块腌椰菜每块肉饼都得记下来Everylastpickleandpattymustbeaccountedfor遵命船长Aye,aye,Captain两箱面包Twoboxesofbuns三磅肉饼Threepoundsofpatties章鱼哥先生Mr.Squidward现在怎么着了蟹老板Whatnow,Mr.Krabs?没错我就是蟹老板That'sright,IamKrabs你的老板Yourboss你的统治者Yourruler你的主人Yourmaster你可不是蟹老板You'renotMr.Krabs要不让你今天剩下时间休假吧Whydon'tyoutaketherestofthedayoff?那就听你的了Well,whateveryousay蟹老板Mr.Krabs嗨蟹老板Hi,Mr.Kr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