SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望Ifnauticalnonsensebesomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝水母捕手啊Ah又是裤头村水母田美好的一天anotherbeautifuldayinBikiniBottom'sownJellyfishFields好一个天然淳朴的世界anuntamedworldofnaturalorder水母田母口数四百万小水母们在此wherethelittlejellyfishjellies畅游于海景之间roamfreeacrossthesaltyseascape但凡有水母的地方Andwherethereisjellyfish就会有水母捕手thereisthejellyfishhunter你是我今天捉到的第十二只You,remy12thcatchoftheday我要叫你小十二mgoingtocallyouTwelvy水母酱我挠我挠Kitchy-kitchy-koo再见小十二Bye,Twelvy是你啊It,syou我们又见面了Well,it'sjustyouandmeagain田里水母我都至少捉过还取名过一次vecaughtandnamedeveryjellyfishinthisfieldatleastonce除了你无名氏exceptyou,No-name放马过来啊捉到了Gotcha真见鬼怎么做到的Barnacles,howdidhedothat?总有一天我会捉到无名氏SomedayllcatchoNo-name蟹堡王我要吃午饭了蟹老板mgoingonmylunchbreak,Mr.Krabs最多只能吃五分钟Yougotfiveminutes比昨天还多了分钟Onemoreminutethanyesterday海绵宝宝准备发射SpongeBobreadyforlaunch水母酱好吃Yum好耶Oh,yeah兄弟那是什么东西Hey,buddy,whattheheckisthat?这是个洞先生Why,thisisahole,goodsir我身为一个海绵通常都Yousee,Iamasponge,andwetypically不是那东西是那东西Notthat,that只是个蟹黄堡而已It'sjustalittleoldKrabbyPatty里面抹了水母酱smotheredinjellyfishjelly我叫它水母酱蟹黄堡Icallita"KrabbyPattywithjellyfishjelly"我可以尝尝吗CouldItrysome?可以Sure太神了Amazing我一定要广而告之vegottotellsomeoneaboutthis大家听我说Hey,allyoupeople大家听我说Hey,allyoupeople大家听我说Hey,allyoupeople能不能听我说won'tyoulistentome?我刚吃了个三明治Ijusthadasandwich不是一般的三明治noordinarysandwich是加了水母酱的三明治Asandwichfilledwithjellyfishjelly老兄一定要尝尝这个三明治Hey,man,yougottotrythissandwich不是一般的三明治It,snoordinarysandwich是全海洋最好吃的三明治It,sthetastiestsandwichinthesea感谢Thankyou海绵宝宝SpongeBob?谁又在放章鱼哥的唱片了Who'splayingSquidward1Srecordsagain?没人在放蟹老板Noone,Mr.Krabs我只是在跟客人分享我的水母酱Iwasjustsharingmyjellyfishjellywiththecustomers拿去吃吧蟹老板Here,Mr.Krabs带你的味蕾来趟旅行sendyourtastebudsonajourney竟敢乱改我蟹黄堡的配方Messin1withthepatty'sformula你那是叛变That'smutiny我得要Why,Ioughtto先生这是我吃过最好吃的东西了Sir,thisisthegreatestthingveevereaten以后午餐我都来这边吃mgoingtocomebackhereforlunch后半辈子每天都吃everydayfortherestofmylife钱兄弟你没事吧Hey,buddy,youallright?没事吧蟹老板Youokay,Mr.K?海绵宝宝我给你安排一项任务SpongeBob,Igotapropositionforyou你去给我捉How,saboutyougocatchme几只那种钱母过来someofthoselittlemoneyfish?天啊带薪捉水母Oh,boy,gettingpaidtojelly-fish这可是我一生的梦想that'smylife'sdream你梦想不可能实现Well,keepdreamin'-只能空闲时间捉不给工资this'llbeonyourtime遵命老板Aye,aye,sir快去给我捉水母Now,gogetmesomejellyfish动作andmakeit快Quick海绵宝宝SpongeBob还得要再多点we,regoingtoneedmore单单一只水母可不够thanonepunyjellyfish可是老板你要多少只水母But,sir,howmanyjellyfishdoyouneed?海绵宝宝整个生态系统里SpongeBob,wehaveawholeecosystem全都是饿肚子的金主顾客fullofhungrypayin'customers不会吧Oh,no你该不会是Don'ttellme再也不为客人着想了you'vestoppedcarin'forthecustomers没这回事No,never那就出去Thengooutthere给我多捉水母过来andgetmesomemorejellies好蟹老板Okay,Mr.Krabs务必要让水母舒服点Justmakesurethejellyfisharecomfortable水母都比较敏感theyareallsosensitive我会让水母舒服点的llkeepthemcomfortableallright舒服住进我钱包insidemewallet水母田水母给你蟹老板Hereyougo,Mr.Krabs水母酱堡之家我还要再多点小子mgoingtoneedmorethanthat,boy多点水母蟹老板Morejellies,Mr.Krabs还不够That'llneverdo-多点more招租多点海绵宝宝More,SpongeBob多这个字你是哪不懂了Whatdon'tyouunderstandabout"more?"多点More多点More多点More多点More多点More多点More多点More水母田母口数零已经没得捉了Well,there'snomore这才叫捉水母Now,that'sjellyfishing感觉好像有谁Itfeelslikesomebody想给我推销东西wantstosellmesomething就跟你说他发现我们了Itoldyouhewasontous你推销的东西我都没兴趣mnotinterestedinanythingyou,reselling真的有种感觉Itsurefeltlike我一定是工作太勤奋了Imustbeworkingtoohard我来接小蜗I1getit,Gary喂海绵宝宝家Hello,SpongeBob1Shouse我是海绵宝宝SpongeBobspeaking喂Hello?打错了Awrongnumber估计是小蜗忘交电费了IguessGaryforgottopaytheelectricbill小蜗是你吗Gary,isthatyou?小蜗Gary?对Yeah好办法小蜗Goodidea,Gary厨房♥里可能有蜡烛There'sprobablysomecandlesinthekitchen哎哟Hello这是什么what,sthis?你是怎么进来的美食Howdidyougetinhere,oh,deliciousone?吃点小点心就不至于太紧张了Alittlesnackwillcalmmynerves蓝水母酱蟹黄堡AKrabbyPattywithbluejelly蓝水母Bluejelly?你好无名氏Hello,No-name有什么事what,shappening?无名氏放我出去No-name,letmeout你想拿我怎么样Whatareyougoingtodowithme?恶心P-U什么怪味这么像大企业whatsmellslikebigbusiness?我不记得有那家工厂Idon'trememberthatfactory水母酱这是什么可怕的地方Whatisthishorribleplace?我挠我挠Kitchy-kitchy-koo是怎样的怪物造就了这么个可怕场景Whatkindofmonsterisresponsibleforthishorror?没错小的们That'sit,boys让特值钱的水母酱一直流下去keepthatgelatinousgolda-flowin'蟹老板Mr.Krabs?不No我总算知道你为什么带我来这了NowIknowwhyyoubroughtmehere可我们能怎么办Butwhatcanwedo?蟹老板Mr.Krabs?别再疯下去了Stopsthismadness马上停手吧Stopitrightnow事情不是你看到的那样海绵宝宝Thisisn'twhatitlookslike,SpongeBob那个Why,uh我们只是we,rejust,uh在开茶会havingalittleteaparty天啊茶会Oh,boy,ateaparty你骗我蟹老板Youtrickedme,Mr.Krabs我本来不会把水母全捉来Iwouldn'thavecollectedallthosejellyfish要不是知道水母会落得这样的下场had1knownthatthiswastheirfate这样不对Thisisn'tright水母需要开阔的空间还有新鲜的空气PJellyfishneedwideopenspaceandfreshair你别急小子Easy,boy你拿那个想干什么whatareyoudoin'withthat?我好久以前就该这么做了Somethingthatshouldhavebeendonealongtimeago不No门上的螺栓吵得我好难受Thesqueakyboltonthisdoorwasdrivingmecrazy现在我要解放这些水母Andnow,I'mgoingtosetthesejellyfishfree你放不来Well,youcan't-这门是声控的thedoorisvoice-activated想让它开只能等我说开anditwillonlyopenifIsay"open"声控开关关开♥♥Freedom自♥由♥了Freedom你们绝对抓不到我You'llnevercatchme什么What?就不该盲目跟风健身Blastedexercisecraze再见了朋友们Good-bye,friends以后不卖♥♥水母酱mtakingjellyoffthemenu卖♥♥水母酱可把他给坑惨了Hereallygotburnedonthatdeal本来就该这样Allisasitshouldbe我保证以后再也不用这张网了Ipromisenevertousethisnet除非是要做运动foranythingbutpuresportagain水母从来就不应该让人抓走Jellyfisharen'tmeanttobecapturedforever无名氏Oh,No-name我现在应该可以给你取名了IguessIcannameyounow我要叫你llcallyou朋友Friend厨师运动会欢迎各位体育迷Welcome,sportsfans观赏第21届tothe21st裤头村年度厨师运动会AnnualBikiniBottomFryCookGames快餐体育场我宣布厨师运动会IdeclaretheseFryCookGames开幕open我宣布厨师运动会IdeclaretheseFryCookGames开幕open第21届厨师运动会正式开幕Sobeginthe21stFryCookGames我是个写实风鱼头marealisticfishhead裤头村快餐体育场天气晴好andit,sabeautifuldayhereatBikiniBottom,sFastFoodColiseum五湖四海的运动员前来共襄盛举Theycomefromeverywhere微波炉的嗡嗡声microwaveshum肉饼的滋滋声pattiessizzle以及保温灯让快餐精神又温又潮andheatlampskeepthefastfoodspiritwarmandsoggy但本次的焦点在于一场激烈竞争Buttherealstoryisthebitterrivalry竞争双方是两位前任参赛者betweenformercompetitors蟹堡王的蟹老板Mr.KrabsofTheKrustyKrab以及海之霸的痞老板andPlankton,oftheChumBucket谁会忘记当年Whocouldforgettheyear蟹老板在五百腌椰菜级举重一举夺魁Mr.Krabswongoldforthis500-picklecleanandjerk?反正痞老板没放心上NotPlankton还是当年痞老板打动众多观众的壮举OrwhenPlanktonwontheheartsofmillions完美完成全套洋葱圈体操动作byperformingthisperfectonionringroutine即便断了一根触角也在坚持withabrokenantenna?反正蟹老板并不感动Krabswasn,tmoved最新消息称今年Andnow,latewordisthatthisyear将有一位新人代表蟹堡王参赛theKrustyKrabwillberepresentedbyanewcompetitor今天可能将是他青春中最美好的一天onwhatisperhapsthegreatestdayofhisyounglife今天可能是Thisisperhaps我青春中最美好的一天蟹老板thegreatestdayofmyyounglife,Mr.Krabs我居然会代表蟹堡王Ican'tbelievemrepresentingtheKrustyKrab参加厨师运动会intheFryCookGames能够摘金就能取得荣耀Tobringhomethegoldistobringhonorandglory带给蟹堡王totheKrustyKrab进而免费宣传吸引顾客Andallthatfreepublicitywillbringincustomers千万不能输Sodon'tlose遵命蟹老板Aye,aye,Mr.Krabs蟹堡王Krusty-Krab蟹堡王Krusty-Krab蟹堡王Krusty-Krab蟹堡王Krusty-Krab海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob嗨派大星Hi,Patrick蟹堡王Krusty-Krab蟹堡王Krusty-Krab蟹堡王Krusty-Krab你是要推动大地吗Areyoutryingtomovetheground?你那样推不动的You'llnevermoveitlikethat必须要从地下Yougottogetunder入手neathit搞什么派大星Comeon,Patrick我是在为运动会做训练mtryingtotrainfortheGames游戏游戏Games?我能玩吗CanIplay?抱歉派大星Sorry,Patrick你必须先当上厨师youhavetobeafrycook当上厨师Beafrycook?就那样吗IsthatallIgottado?太简单了That'llbeeasy你说简单是什么意思Whatdoyoumean,"easy"?这有什么难的Howhardcanitbe?不是随便什么人都可以当得上厨师Theydon'tletjustanybodybeafrycook我们可是精英部队We'reanelitecorps拜托Comeon你就只是翻个肉饼而已you'rejustflippingpatties翻这个动作可没那么简单Flippingisnotaseasyasitsounds还是回家去吧派大星Whydon,tyougohome,Patrick?你可以去参加Youcancompetein躺石头地下一整天运动会theLaying-Under-A-Rock-All-DayGames起码我不会抹指甲AtleastIdon'tpolishmyfingernails把话收回去Youtakethatback指甲指甲指甲Fingernails,fingernails,fingernails你连指甲都没有Youdon'tevenhavefingernails我不敢相信我听到的话IcannotbelievewhatIamhearing怎么可能听得见Howcanyouhearit?你还没耳朵呢Youdon'thaveears,either你You大洞大洞Holes,holes尖头Cone-head黄块块Yellow粉星星Pink我要去找刷师工作去了mgoingtogetajobasafrycook一定会很简单andit'llbeeasy随便你Fine蟹堡王Krusty-Krab蟹堡王Krusty-Krab蟹堡王Krusty-Krab空气中弥漫着什么味道What'sthatsmellintheair?我闻到r痞老板IsmellPlankton是吗Oh,yeah?我味道可Well,Ismell味确实重He'sright我就爱搞砸事情Ilovemessingthingsup准备好要决一死战了吗老螃蟹Areyoureadytodoordie,Krabs?向来都准备好了痞老板Alwaysready,Plankton准备好了alwaysready很好因为今天Good,becausetoday海之霸要把你打得theChumbucketisgoingtokick落花流水yourcarapace自以为是That'swhatyouthink我手上还有位冠军ButIgotmeachampion-海绵宝宝SpongeBob露一手Showhim看看他1.ookathim状态绝佳inhisprime你绝对没机会赢的Youain'tgotnochance你错就错在这里老螃蟹That'swhereyou'rewrong,Krabs因为我也有个冠军forI,too,haveachampion女士们先生们全体目光1.adiesandgentlemen,turnyourattention向西南侧通道看齐tothesouthwestcorridor另一边Otherway傻子一群Imbeciles然后And别转了stop完美Perfect代表海之霸上场的这位RepresentingtheChumbucket是个超级可怕超级恐怖的生物acreaturesofearsome,soterrible并且体积大得吓人somind-bendinglylarge可能会让场下某些体弱的观众thatthoseofyouwithweakconstitutions怕得想逃出体育场maywanttoleavethestadium我要逃走Igottagetoutofhere太晚了Toolate不管有没有准备好他都要来了Readyornot,herehecomes害怕吧颤抖吧愚蠢的凡人Quakewithfear,youmortalfools请大家鞠躬致敬Bowdownbeforetheawesomemightof这个大个子背上的才是真正的参赛者thishugeguywho'scarryingtherealcontestant派大星PatrickStar派大星你来这干什么Patrick,whatareyoudoinghere?你又不是师You,renotafrycook我当然是了优秀宝宝先生Yes,1amMr.SpongeBob-SuperiorPants你看Checkitout海之霸派大星我已经给海之Shearts江♥作了IbeenworkingfortheChumbucket差不多有五分钟了foralmostfiveminutes那也没什么大不了Well,itdoesn'tmatteranyway反正你也要输到去喝西北风了'causeyou'regoingtoeatmydust要喝也是喝我自己的西北风meatingmyowndust那也得我先NotifIeatitfirst黄块块Yellow粉星星Pink我不敢相信蟹老板Ican'tbelieveit,Mr.Krabs派大星明明还是我朋友IthoughtPatrickwasmyfriend朋友Friend?在这边就不是了Notinhereheain't什么意思Whatdoyoumean?他只是表面朋友He'snotreallyyourfriend真的吗He'snot?他现在就在计划打垮你He'splottingyourdownfallrightnow有这回事Heis?他要在背后捅你刀子He'sgoingtostabyouintheback不可能Hewouldn't当然可能了Ofcoursehewould你看人家Justlookathim方块Square恶魔的形状theshapeofevil那完全是对你职业技能的大不敬It,samockeryofyourprofession难道要眼睁睁看着个冒牌厨师AreWegoingtoletsomepretender抢走本该属广蟹堡王的荣耀吗takeawaywhatbelongstotheKrustyKrab?不要No那就强势起来Thengetmean我很强势mmean愤怒起来Getangry我很愤怒mangry现在上场Nowgetoutthere赢得Andwin那个That奖牌Medal第一项赛事Ourfirstevent油炸王油锅撑杆跳thedeep-frypolevault为蟹堡王赢得比赛WinthisonefortheKrustyKrab为了蟹堡王FortheKrustyKrab我叫你赢你就必须赢WinthisonebecauseItoldyouto你叫我必须赢Becauseyoutoldmeto炸鱼条.Fishsticks来买♥♥炸鱼条Getyourfishstickshere炸鱼条第二项赛事Thenextevent巧克力跳水thechocolatehigh-dive给正牌厨师让个道派大星Makewayfortherealfrycook,Patrick这次跳水海绵宝宝将要尝试Forhisdive,SpongeBobwillbeattempting双棍香蕉软巧克力糖冰棍跳afullbananafudge-popwithtwosticks现在一片寂静Andnow,absolutesilence尖叫Iscream为r冰淇淋foricecream完美入水Perfectentry还裹上了烤杏仁Andtoastedalmonds-意想不到that'sunexpected他站稳了Hestuckit看他裹得多均匀Andjustlookatthatevencoating超越我吧Topthat粉星星Pinky杏仁Almonds?真该死太有才华了Cursehim,that'sgood然而太高雅场下大众未必欣赏得来butperhapsabittoohighbrowforthiscrowd他自以为高人一等Hethinkshe'sbetterthanthem高你一等Betterthanyou快上台给人家瞧瞧Nowgetupthereandshowhim咱普通百姓会怎么做牛奶冰淇淋howthecommonmanprepareshisfrozendairytreats派大星将要重拾旧爱Patrickwillberesurrectinganoldfavorite单筒草莓甜筒蘸上巧克力thesingle-scoopstrawberryconewithachocolatedip看他此般聚精会神Justlookatthatconcentration入水不是很行Alittleshakyonthatentry-但是看看那形体butjustlookatthatform接招吧黄块块Takethat,YellowBoy你迟早笑不出来粉星星1.aughwhileyoucan,Pinky比赛还没结束呢It,snotoveryet你自以为会那样That'swhatyouthink但是比赛还没结束呢butit,snotoveryet千磅番茄酱比赛还没结束It'snotoveryet双方比分持平进入最后项赛事Withthescoretied,wegotoourfinalevent面包摔跤BunWrestling谁将会摘金呢Whowilltakehomethegold?是蟹堡王的蟹老板Mr.KrabsoftheKrustyKrab?别忘了他叫你黄块块Don'tforget,hecalledyeyellow还是海之霸的痞老板OrPlankton,oftheChumbucket?别忘了他叫你粉星星Don'tforget,hecalledyoupink我不管海之霸了ForgettheChumbucket-这个是私人恩怨thisispersonal海之霸派大星大星不No我的名字不叫大星Myname,snot"Rick"我不喜欢你Idon'tlikeyou我更不喜欢你Idon'tlikeyoumore我从来不喜欢你Ineverlikedyou我一千倍不喜欢你Iathousandtimesneverlikedyou粉星星Pink黄块块Yellow黄的Yellow粉的Pink?你还在乎我Youdocare一起保证再也不要打架了兄弟1.et'spromisenevertofightagain,buddy好啊好朋友Yeah,pal一起回家吧let'sgohome你们要去哪Whereyougoing?快回来拼个你死我活Getbackhereandkilleachother你是我最好的朋友You'remybestfriendever你也是派大星You,too,Patrick我内♥裤♥刚买♥♥的时候还是白的Youknow,thesewerewhitewhenIboughtthem