SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝痛苦夜班蟹堡王啊蟹堡王Ah,theKrustyKrab裤头村最顶级的日间餐厅BikiniBottom'spremieredaytimeeatery开关门时间差不多就在whereit'llbeclosingtimerightabout关现在now八点了8:00永别了傻蛋们Solong,suckers我跟个小姐有一场约会vegotahotdatewithalittlelady这小姐就叫做竖笛andhernameisclarinet搞什么What?你们还开门吗Areyouopen?看牌子Readthesign我要份豪华蟹黄堡还有双倍辣海草条llhaveaKrabbypattydeluxeandadoublechilikelpfries想得美No,youwon't我可不能一整晚都待这里Ican'thangouthereallnight我还有好日子要过vegotalife那好不要我钱就算了Well,fine,ifyoudon'twantmymoney钱Money?你意思是Youmean要是我们等会还营业的话ifwestayedopenlater你就会给我们钱吗you'dgiveusyourmoney?会啊Sure章鱼哥先生Mr.Squidward关欢迎来到夜班welcometothenightshift从现在起蟹堡王每天24小时营业Fromnowon,TheKrustyKrabisopen24hoursaday搞什么What?现在我们再也不用下班了Nowweneverhavetostopworking蟹老板Mr.Krabs明早见小子们Seeyouinthemorning,boys我可不能一整晚都待这里Ican'thangouthereallnight我还有好日子要过Igotalife蟹老板Mr.Krabs这不挺好的吗章鱼哥Isn'tthisgreat,Squidward?就我跟你几小时几小时几小时在一起Justyouandmetogetherforhoursandhoursandhours然后等到出太阳Andthenthesun'llcomeup就是明天了Andit'llbetomorrow然后我们还在工作andwe,llstillbeworking就跟睡衣派对一个样It'llbejustlikeasleep-over只有我们会流满汗沾满油Onlywe'llbesweatyandcoveredwithgrease准备好摇滚了吗章鱼哥Areyoureadytorock,Squidward?没.No很好Good因为有客人来了,causewe'vegotcustomers给Here打我打得越用力越好Pleasehitmeashardasyoucan章鱼哥Squidward我在厨房♥里干活mworkinginthekitchen晚上干的Atnight别犹豫打下去Don'tholdback章鱼哥Hey,Squidward你猜怎么着guesswhat?我在切生菜mchoppinglettuce晚上切的atnight快看我在擦厕所1.ookatme,mswabbingthebathroom晚上擦的atnight我烫到我手了Iburnedmyhand晚上烫的Atnight晚上Night晚上Night给我消停一点Willyou,please?给出去倒垃圾让我安静会Here,givemeamoment'speaceandtakeoutthetrash好的Allright出去倒垃圾Takingoutthetrash出去倒垃圾Takingoutthetrash晚上倒的atnight是要我出去倒吗Youmean,outside?对垃圾桶就在外面That'swherethedumpsteris,yes不好吧章鱼哥Idon'tknow,Squidward外面有点黑it'skindofdarkoutthere我还以为你喜欢夜班ButIthoughtyoulikedthenightshift说得对You'reright为了蟹堡王FortheTheKrustyKrab小菜一碟Pieceofcake所以说你不害怕了So,you'renotafraid?对Nah可我怕Well,Iam特别是过了especiallyafter那个Well你懂的youknow懂懂什么东西What?WhatdoIknow?不记得了吗Youdon,tremember?新闻上面到处都有讲的Itwasalloverthenews跟我说跟我说Tellme,tellme不行我可能没法说No,no,Iprobablyshouldn't说了可能就会毁了你上夜班的心情Itwouldruinthenightshiftforyou怎么了Whathappened?所以你从来就没听说过Youmeanyou,veneverheardthestoryofthe铲了杀人魔吗"Hash-SlingingSlasher"?伞子扒人摸TheSlash-BringingHasher?铲子杀人魔TheHash-SlingingSlasher懒户拉人TheSash-Wringing毯子撒人theTrash-Singing蜻子罚人Mash-Flinging返子傻人TheFlash-Springing拉人Wringing侃侃子打人沫the-theCrashDinginguh对Yes铲子杀人魔theHash-SlingingSlasher但是大多数人管他叫铲啊But,mostpeoplejustcallhimtheHa因为这是他们最后的遗言Becausethat'salltheyhavetimetosay说完就会让他给抓住beforehegetsthem跟我讲铲子杀人魔的故事Tellmethestory好几年以前Yearsago就在这家餐厅里atthisveryrestaurant铲子杀人魔曾经也是个煎炸厨师theHash-SlingingSlasherusedtobeafrycook跟你差不多justlikeyou不过比你笨手笨脚Onlyclumsier然后一天晚上Andthenonenight他在切肉饼的时候whenhewascuttingthepatties事情发生了ithappened他忘加秘制酱料了Heforgotthesecretsauce?没忘No他没有洗手Hedidn'twashhishands?有洗No没有切整齐Irregularportions?屁No他不小心把自己的手给切断了Hecutoffhisownhandbymistake你说的是这样吗Youmeanlikethis?还是这样Orlikethis?这样吗Orthis?这样吗Orthis?那这样呢Butwhataboutthis?这样呢Orthis?反正他不是海绵Excepthewasn'tasponge所以说So?所以说那手没有再生Soitdidn'tgrowback不会吧Oh,no他用一把生锈铲子接到原先手的位置Andhereplacedhishandwitharustyspatula然后他被公交车给撞了Andthenhegothitbyabus在他葬礼上Andathisfuneral他被开除了theyfiredhim火化所以现在每逢Sonow,every今天周几whatdayisit?周二Tuesday周二晚上Tuesdaynight他的灵魂就会回到蟹堡王来复仇hisghostreturnstoTheKrustyKrabtowreakhishorriblevengeance可今晚就是周二晚上Buttonight'sTuesdaynight那他就要来了Thenhe'llbecoming要怎么知道他来了Howwillweknow?有三种迹象会表示Therearethreesignsthatsignal铲子杀人魔要来了theapproachoftheHash-SlingingSlasher第一个迹象灯会闪来闪去First,thelightswillflickeronandoff第二Next这位能来点番茄酱吗Dude,canIhavesomeketchup?给你Hereyougo第二个迹象电♥话♥响起来却无人应答Next,thephonewillring,andtherewillbenobodythere第三个迹象铲子杀人魔坐着AndfinallytheHash-SlingingSlasherarrives撞了他的公交车的灵魂到了这intheghostofthebusthatranhimover然后他走下了车Then,heexitsthebus没看两边的车况就过了马路andcrossesthestreetwithoutlookingbothways因为他已经死掉了becausehe,salreadydead然后他会用他的灰白铲子手敲窗户Then,hetapsonthewindowwithhisgrizzlyspatulahand不要No他打开门Heopensthedoor慢慢靠近柜台Heslowlyapproachesthecounter知道他接下来会干什么吧Andyouknowwhathedoesnext?干什么What?你真想知道吗Youreallywanttoknow?干什么What?你确定想知道吗Areyousureyouwanttoknow?他他他干什么了What,what,whatdoeshedo?整到你了Hegetsyou整到Heget海绵宝宝我Spongebob,I海绵宝宝我就Spongebob,Iwas我就只Iwasjust我就只Iwasjust海绵宝宝我是开玩笑的Spongebob,Iwasjoking怎么了What?都是假的It,snottrue没一段真的noneofit,strue真的假的It,snot?当然假的Ofcoursenot才没有人会拿铲子当手使Nobodyhasaspatulaforahand全都是玩笑Itwasallajoke蟹堡王永远营业你说棒不棒章鱼哥Isn'tthisgreat,Squidward?白天从来就没时间擦天花板There'snevertimetowashtheceilingduringtheday什么二十四小时营业Open24hoursaday完全就一馁主意Whatastupididea凌晨三点钟谁还想吃什么蟹黄堡WhowantsaKrabbyPattyat3:00inthemorning?老天爷啊Oh,boy凌晨三点了3:00am倒看看这地方Justlookatthisplace跟个鬼地方差不多It,slikeaghosttowninhere好玩吧海绵宝宝Veryfunny,Spongebob怎么了What?灯会闪来闪去Andthelightswillflickeronandoff就跟我讲的差不多Justlikethestory我都懂Igetit章鱼哥Hey,Squidward你不动开关是怎么做到的那样howareyoudoingthatwithoutmovingtheswitch?不是我♥干♥的mnotdoingit肯定是蟹堡王的电路太垃圾了Itmustbethestupidfaultywiringinhere建这地方就没考虑要二十四小时营业Thisplaceisn'tbuilttorun24hoursaday搞什么喂What,what,hello喂Hello?喂Hello?太会演了章鱼哥Nicetry,Squidward咋就演了Nicetry,what?电♥话&hearts龄响起来却无人应答Thephonewillringandtherewillbenoonethere真是笑死我了Youcrackmeup海绵宝宝不是我♥干♥的Spongebob,mnotdoingthis完了Oh,no要冷静要冷静Calmdown,calmdown好刚刚怎么一回事Allright,whatwasit?灯有了Therewasthelights电♥话♥有了andthephone墙壁渗出来绿色黏液Andthewallswilloozegreenslime不对等下Oh,wait这是正常现象Theyalwaysdothat第三个迹象是什么Butwhatwasthatthirdthing?我都不知道公交车这么晚还在开1didn'tknowthebusesranthislate确实Theydon't上面有人下来了Well,they'redroppingsomeoneoff伞子拉人TheSash-Wringing返子撒人the-theFlash-Singing坝子耙人theFashP-pinging铲子杀人魔TheHash-SlingingSlasher你可终于明白了Atlast,youunderstand咱要完蛋了we'redoomed不还没完蛋No,that'snotit我只是好感动看到你历经千辛万苦Iamjustsotouchedthatyouwouldgotothetrouble打扮成铲子杀人魔todressupasaghostlyfrycook站到马路对面去andstandontheothersideofthestreet只为逗我开心justtoentertainme你肯定真心喜欢上我了Youmustreallylikeme海绵宝宝你的论断有两处问题Spongebob,therearetwoproblemswithyourtheory第一One我讨厌你Ihateyou第二Andtwo我都站这了那家伙怎么会是我Howcanthatbeme,whenmstandingrighthere?铲子杀人魔TheHash-SlingingSlasher他要拿我当肉饼翻He'sgoingtoflipme他要拿我当肉饼翻He,sgoingtoflipme快走开Getaway海绵宝宝不管我刚才说了什么Spongebob,nomatterwhatvesaid我还是有点喜欢你的vealwayssortoflikedyou章鱼哥我川你竖笛疏通过马桶Squidward,Iusedyourclarinettounclogmytoilet快走开Getaway这边不欢迎你You'renotwelcomehere我能申请一份工作吗CanIhaveajobapplication?我把我自个的铲子给带来了Ibroughtmyownspatula我先前打过电♥话♥不过因为紧张挂了Icalledearlier,butIhungup'causeIwasnervous你有推荐信吗Doyouhavereferences?等下如果打电♥话♥和在公车上的是你Wait,ifthatwasyouonthephoneandyouonthebus那到底是谁在弄灯thenwhowasflickeringthelights?诺斯费拉图Nosferatu蟹老板的恋爱蟹堡王一正针两反针Stitchone,purltwo那什么味道What'sthatsmell?收银机Theregister?四十九块八分Forty-nine,oeight?少了一分钱That'sapennyshort不好了Oh,no一分钱怎么没了Notapenny救命Help有谁来帮个忙Somebody,helpus就一分钱而已老板It,sjustapenny,sir没什么大不了的Itdoesn'tmatter没什么大不了Doesn'tmatter?正是钱让世界运转下去的小子It,smoneythatmakestheworldgoround,boy正是钱让你的裤子方It'smoneythatkeepsyourpantssquare正是钱让章鱼哥浸润在肥皂的芳香里It'smoneythatkeepsSquidwardinfrillysoap丁香味1.ilacIE是钱买♥♥来了我们做的整修It'smoneythatpaidforallthemrenovationswedid七大洋里钱是最重要的了Nothinginallthesevenseascouldmattermore重要程度还要大过Noteventhat美丽动人的小可爱scrumptious,CUrVycutie我看到她了蟹老板Iseeher,Mr.Krabs加奶酪的蟹黄堡AKrabbyPattywithcheese经典无比Theclassic不是蟹黄堡小子Notthesandwich,boy是拿着蟹黄堡的那个小可爱Thecurvycutieholdingthesandwich是我的驾校教练泡芙夫人That'smydrivingteacher,Mrs.Puff泡芙夫人Mrs.Puff?她结婚了She'smarried不对蟹老板Oh,no,Mr.Krabs她单身She'ssingle那她丈夫怎么了ThenwhathappenedtoMr.Puff?她不愿意提起这件事Shedoesn'tliketotalkaboutit我何不将那样的美人收入我爪心里呢WhatIwouldn'tgivetohavealasslikethatonmeclaw有了Iknow要不我带你过去介绍介绍Whydon'tItakeyouoverandintroduceyou?不行不行不行No,no,no我我我太老了小子m-mtooold,boy对爱太过古板Toohard-shelledforlove并且我衣冠也不整Besides,Iain'tproperlydressed没事的蟹老板Comeon,Mr.Krabs你穿的还挺漂亮Youlookgreat你先待在这我去暖个场YouwaitherewhileIgobreaktheice海绵宝宝等下别去Spongebob,no,wait我太紧张了mtoonervous嗨泡芙老师Hi,Mrs.Puff快踩刹车海绵宝宝Hitthebrakes,Spongebob小心那棵树Watchthetree左转1.eft等等泡芙老师Wait,Mrs.Puff没在开船We'renotdriving对不起海绵宝宝msorry,Spongebob我没料到会在这看到你Ididn'texpecttoseeyouhere我就在这上班泡芙老师Iworkhere,Mrs.Puff要认识下我老板吗Wanttomeetmyboss?那个我没Well,mnot坐好别动Don'tmove泡芙老师我要向你介绍蟹Mrs.Puff,dliketointroduceyoutoMr.泡芙老师我要向你介绍我的老板Mrs.Puff,dliketointroduceyoutomyboss蟹老板Mr.Krabs你好Hello蟹老板快问个好Mr.Krabs,sayhello不对蟹老板No,no,Mr.Krabs说个你好就行Justsayhello或许改天再Perhapsanothertimewouldbe不行No别走Wait他要跟你说句话He,stryingtotellyousomething蟹老板Mr.Krabs我听不大懂Idon'tunderstand蟹老板应该说的是他想要IthinkMr.Krabsissayingthathe'dliketo用耙子打你hityouwitharake老天爷啊Goodness错广No要猜你体重多少Trytoguessyourweight好啊Well错广等下No,wait他要带你去Hewantstotakeyou约个会onadate真的吗蟹老板Isthattrue,Mr.Krabs?你真的要带我去约个会吗Doyouwanttotakemeonadate?对Aye你觉得呢Whatdoyousay?我觉得呢WhatdoIsay?我觉得你说话还挺有特色蟹老板Isay,youhaveawaywithwords,Mr.Krabs还是成功了Istillgotit准备好约会了吗蟹老板Readyforyourdate,Mr.Krabs?跟约会有关系的我都准备好了小子malwaysreadywhenitcomestodating,lad口气清新剂Breathspray?有了Check幸运手帕1.uckyhanky?有了Check生锈大锚Giantrustyanchor?锚Anchor还有锚Anchor?我找不到生锈人锚了Ican'tfindmegiantrustyanchor放轻松蟹老板Relax,Mr.Krabs一小玩笑而已Justalittlejoke祝你跟那个谁好运GoodIuckwithyou-know-who那个谁是谁Who,sthat?泡芙老师Mrs.Puff对Yeah那就祝我好运吧小子Well,wishmeluck,lad奢华蟹老板Mr.Krabs这晚餐可真是太好了Thisdinnerhasbeensowonderful珊瑚煮得恰到好处Thecoralwascookedtoperfection我都觉得我不舍得再咬一口了1don'tthinkIcouldeatanotherbite那可不见得我的小虾米Idoubtthat,mylittleshrimpboat你太宠我了蟹老板You'respoilingme,Mr.Krabs我意思是Imean有用餐间隙的足部按♥摩♥footrubsbetweencourses有漫画Caricatures还有进口的音乐Importedmusic为了你一切都好得不得了小桃桃Nothing'stoogoodforyou,mypricklypeach蟹老板我想告诉你的是Whatmtryingtotellyou,Mr.Krabs,is蟹老板你的豪华轿车到了Sir,yourfancypantsylimousineishere太好了Wonderful泡芙小可爱你的车在等你了Puffily-poo,yourchariotawaits那个Well你以后再也不用走路了小围兜You'llneverhavetowalkagain,mylittlelobsterbib您的账单先生Yourbill,sir搞什么What?账单一百块钱Onehundreddollars这玩意肯定是写错了Well,thiscan'tpossiblybecorrect抱歉先生Mymistake,sir感谢您指正Thankyouforpointingthatout这是您的账单Thisisyourbill我都不太明白了蟹老板Idon'tunderstand,Mr.Krabs你是怎么做到一夜花十万的Howcanyouspend$100,000inonenight?海绵宝宝Spongebob我就是忍♥不住把我每分钱都花她身上Icouldn'thelpbutspendeverycentIhadonher我就是控制不了自己Icouldn'tcontrolmyself那你要怎么办Whatareyougoingtodo?不知道小子Idon'tknow,boy我明天还得再约一场会vegotanotherdatetomorrow夹在两个爱人之间害得我进退两难mcaughtinthemiddleofmetwogreatloves可爱的泡芙老师SweetMrs.Puff还有我剩下的钱andtherestofmemoney真希望我能有什么办法帮忙IwishtherewassomewayIcouldhelp可能还真有办法小子Perhapsthereis,boy我要让你来负责管理我的钱mputtingyouinchargeofmemoney我不太明白蟹老板Idon'tgetit,Mr.Krabs你在我约会的时候跟好我Youcomewithmeonthedate让我不要花钱anddon'tletmespendanymoney现在记好了Nowremember我们去公园这样便宜点wekeepitcheapbygoingtothepark并且不管我向你要多少钱AndnomatterhowmuchIaskyou都不能把我钱给我youdon'tgivemeanyofmemoney现在给我一块钱Nowgivemeadollar不给Nope真乖Goodboy你可以的You'lldofine是谁Whoisit?是我我可爱的小浮标It,sme,mybeautifulbellbuoy等会就好Justaminute买♥♥花Flowers买♥♥花啊小子Flowers,boy快买♥♥花去Gogetflowers可你说过Butyousaid海绵宝宝Spongebob不能空手见泡芙老师这样的时髯淑女youcan'tcallonaclassyladylikeMrs.Puffempty-handed咱讲的不是这个Weain'ttalkingaboutthis也不是这个orthis咱讲的是这个We'retalkingaboutthis差不多要好了Almostready赶紧的小子Hurry,boy快去买♥♥花gettheflowers泡芙老师Mrs.Puff你跟从前一样漂亮You'reasbeautifulasever真奇怪That'sfunny我还以为我听到海绵宝宝说话了1thoughtIheardSpongebob'svoice你的确听到了Youdid他马上就会回来了He'llberightback今天他是我们的私人助理He'sourpersonalassistantfortheday不好意思Excuseme我得给我保险代理人打下电♥话♥Ihavetocallmyinsuranceagent当然可以了泡芙小可爱Ofcourse,MybeautifulPuff蟹老板我买♥♥了你要我买♥♥的花Mr.KrabsIgottheflowersyouwantedmetobuy买♥♥什么了What,sthat?我给泡芙老师买♥♥了花IgottheflowersforMrs.Puff都已经说好了的小子Wehadanagreement,boy你不应该把我钱给花掉的Youain'tsupposedtospendanyofmemoney可你说Butyousaid我来了HereIcome给你的泡芙老师Foryou,Mrs.Puff花Flowers真贴心Howthoughtful这还有盒巧克力Andhere'saboxofchocolates海绵宝宝巧克力在哪Spongebob,where'sthechocolates?蟹老板预算不够买♥♥Mr.Krabs,thebudgetdoesn'tallowfor海绵宝宝Spongebob没有巧克力是进不了泡芙老师家的youcan'tgotoMrs.Puffshousewithoutchocolates快去Hurry快去Hurry巧克力我把他们店里最大盒的买♥♥了Iboughtthebiggestboxtheyhad买♥♥买♥♥买♥♥Buy,buy,buy花花花Spend,spend,spend你就只会想到这点东西吗Isthatallyoucanthinkabout?尤金Eugene这是我给你买♥♥的巧克力Here'sthosechocolatesIboughtforyou今天我们要干什么泡芙老师Whatarewedoingtoday,Mrs.Puff?吃饭Dinner?跳舞Dancing?还是去月球旅行Atriptothemoon?维老板咱就只是去公园散步记得吗Mr.Krabs,we'rejustgoingforawalkinthepark,remember?其实在公园散个步挺完美的Actually,awalkintheparksoundsperfect今天天气不错It'sabeautifulday我就只要戴个遮阳帽就lljustneedtogetasunhatand泡芙老师要遮阳帽海绵宝宝Mrs.Puffneedsasunhat,Spongebob我觉得人家Ithinkshe太阳都晒到可怜的泡芙老师的头上了ThesunisbeatingdownonpoorMrs.Puffshead作为你的财务顾问我建议AsyourfinancialadvisorIsuggest没时间建议了There'snottimeforsuggestions快去买♥♥帽子Gobuyahat可是But马上Today别担心泡芙老师Don'tworry,Mrs.Puff我会给你遮阳的llshadeyou海绵宝宝赶紧Spongebob,hurry遮阳帽来了Oneshadyhat做得好小子Goodjob,lad好吧谢了Wellthankyou可你真的没必要买♥♥butyoudidn'tneedtobuyone我衣柜里已经有一顶了“Ihaveahatinthecloset没必要买♥♥Didn,tneedtobuyone听见没小子Youhearthat,boy?没必要买♥♥帽子Wedidn'tneedtobuyahat你不是该帮我省钱的吗Aren'tyousupposedtobesavingmemoney?我尽力了蟹老板mtrying,Mr.Krabs可你一直在要我给泡芙老师买♥♥东西butyoukeeptellingmetobuythingsforMrs.Puff我整个都懵了It,sallreallyconfusing海绵宝宝对不起Spongebob,msorry这都是我的错Thisismyfault我不太理智了mnotthinkingclearly我就此作出承诺小子mmakingasailor,spromise,boy从现在起Fromthismomenton我不会再叫你给泡芙老师买♥♥任何东西Iwon'taskyoutobuyanythingforMrs.Puff海绵宝宝泡芙老师需要新的毛大衣Spongebob,Mrs.Puffneedsanewfur