SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝现在播出的是派斯精选Andnowit,stimeforPatchy,sPick派斯精选主持人是海绵宝宝的头号♥粉丝hostedbySpongeBob1Snumberonefan海盗派斯PatchythePirate你们好粉丝同伴们Ahoy,fellowfanatics欢迎收看派斯精选WelcometoPatchy'sPick要不你们来厨房♥吧Whydon'tyoucomeonbacktothegalley?我今天在给你们整点消遣的mcookinguparealtreatforyoutoday骗上贼船我们要来看我最爱的节目骗上贼船We'regoingtoseemefavoriteshow.Shanghaied无聊Boring这不就是我的没意思小跟班Well,ifitisn'tmylessthanamusingsidekick鹦鹉波蒂吗PottytheParrot?波蒂跟观众们打个招呼Potty,sayhellotothenicepeople我是被强行关押在这的mbeingheldhereagainstmywill救命Help波蒂Potty快回来Comeback波蒂Potty?波蒂Potty?你哪去了Where'dyougo?波蒂Potty?你在里面吗兄弟Youinthere,buddy?波蒂Potty?放我出去你个坏鸟Getmeoutofhere,youSCUrVybird好播动画片Well,rollthecartoon骗上贼船海草哥Kelp-O内含八个奖品的其中一个Withoneofeightessentialprizesinside真是见鬼了Holyshrimp章鱼哥上天从我麦片盒里生小孩了Squidward,theskyhadababyfrommycerealbox章鱼哥Squidward章鱼哥上天生小孩了Squidward,theskyhadababy那个不是小孩That'snotababy是大锚That'sagiantanchor现在给我滚Nowgoaway海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob上天生小孩了Theskyhadababy我知道Iknow你觉得我们该给人家起什么名Whatdoyouthinkweshouldnameit?要么Howabout要不你们两个去爬锚绳去Whydon'tyoutwogoclimbitsanchorrope?它一定会通往很远的地方去msureitgoessomewherefaraway看看你们干的好事Nowlookwhatyou'vedone不是我们干的章鱼哥Wedidn'tdoit,Squidward我们可清白了Ourhandsareclean清白Clean我倒要刨根问底查个明白Well,mgonnagettothebottomofthisthing你那不是问顶吗Wouldn'tthatbethetop?章鱼哥等等Squid,wait等等Wait几英寸后船Ship海绵宝宝你到底要在你那SpongeBob,howlongareyougonnastayin小小妙世界里待多久yourlittlefantasyworld?不是快看有大船No,look,agiantship太棒了Great我们走1.et'sgo终能给这乱扔大锚的来一点教训了NowIcanfinallygivethisanchor-dropperapieceofmymind感觉不太好章鱼哥Idon'tknow,Squidward那艘船周围有可怕的绿光Thatshiphasaspookygreenglowaroundit可能就是因为That'sprobablybecause船主实在是游手好闲itsgood-for-nothingowneristoolazy懒得打扫锚也不好好放tocleanordropitsanchorsintherightplace章鱼哥等等Squid,wait好了Allright谁是这木头箱子的主人whoownsthiscrate?主人快出来Comeonout我要投诉你Iwannafileacomplaint这地方是不是感觉很熟悉Doesn'tthisplaceseemfamiliar?不清楚Idon'tknow怎么了Why?不好说Idon'tknow感觉就是有那么点印象Doesn'titjustkindofringabell?响铃没错Yes我知道谁是这船的主人Iknowwhoownsthisboat就是想不起名字butIjustcan'tplacethename飞天魔鬼所有错了名字不叫Nono,it'snot我是飞天魔鬼IamtheFlyingDutchman对了That'sit章鱼哥这船是红男爵的Squidward,thisshipbelongstotheRedBaron是谁在飞天魔鬼的地盘上打扰人家的Whobedisturbin'theFlyingDutchmaninhisownlair?是章鱼哥It'sSquidward他要投诉你Hewantstocomplaintoyou我我我I-I-I我可可可没有No,I-I-Idon,t那你骂人家船脏人懒乂是怎么一回事Well,whataboutallthatStuffabouthimhavingadirtyshipandbeinglazyandall?我可没说过Ineversaidthat侮辱一个人的船Insultin'aman'sship比侮辱一个人的妈更严重beworsethaninsultin'hismother错了等下No,no,wait你刚骂的是他妈脏itwashismotheryousaidwasdirty不是船脏nothisship下一个是你们You'renext真是差一点就死了Thatwasacloseone欢迎回来Welcomeback真是差一点点就死了Thatwasacloserone欢迎回来Welcomeback他们两个怎么每次捣乱Howcomewhentheyactup你都要欢迎alltheygetisthewelcomewagon?要我说早就Ifyouaskme,it's所以你们要不要再来一次So,areyougonnatrythatagain?也许吧Probably那现在呢How'boutnow?不不他们不要No,no,they,renot听好了Nowlisten鬼矩手册无论是谁登上了飞天魔鬼的船WhosoeversetsfootontheFlyingDutchman'sship不管是不是不请自来uninvitedorotherwise都要成为他的鬼水手shallbecomemembersofhisghostlycrew到永远forever然后And永远ever我们会领名片吗Willwebegettingbusinesscards?安静Silence你们现在是我的鬼水手了You'repartofmycrewnow我们的工作就是四处航行吓唬别人andourjobistosailaroundandfrightenpeople会很累人It'llbegrueling麻木人mind-numbing还反反复复的andrepetitive差不多就像Justlike白天的电视节目daytimetelevision现在你给我听好先生Nowyoulistenhere,mister你要是真觉得我会Ifyouthinkmgonna在这垃圾堆里待个五分钟以上spendmorethanfiveminutesonthisdumpster你就想多了thenyou'recrazy倒是看看这地方Imean,lookatthisplace恶心死了It'sdisgusting是谁教你Whoevertoldyou一定要把油灯放硬木板边上thathavingoillampsnexttohardwoodpanelingwasagoodidea怎么Nowwhat?要给我看东西Isupposeyou'regonnashowme真是好好看That'sverynice这什么玩意魔术表演吗Whatisthis,somekindofmagicact?谁还要进去飞天绝望里玩一玩WouldanyoneelseliketoentertheFlyofDespair?不用了No我们明白自己地位了飞天魔鬼先生Weknowourplacenow,MisterDutchman我们会照你说的做的We'lldoanythingyousay那么新来的可以Then,forstarters,youcan擦甲板swabthedeck快看派大星1.ook,Patrick活生生的鬼拖把Areal,live,ghostmop我有这顶帽子AndIgotthishat听着1.isten我们今晚要去裤头村We'reheadingdowntoBikiniBottomtonight来闹个鬼foralittlehauntingspree所以我要这艘船的外观非常吓人soIwantthisshiptolookgoodandscary你是说你要船的外观非常Youmeanyouwantittolookgood吓人andscary我们也许可以Well,Ithinkwecanprobably错广No,no人家说的是要外观特别好1thinkhemeanshewantsittolooksogood好到可怕的地步thatit'sscary或者可能是让船的外观很吓人Ormaybethatbylookingsoscary就可以忽略掉船很难看了youforgetthatitdoesn'tlookgood我听不懂Idon'tgetit很简单的意思就是1.ook,it'seasy,itsimplymeansthat别管什么意思了Nevermindwhatitmeans样子吓人就行Ijustwantittolookscary仅此而已That'sit就是那种Youknow天花板发霉水池里有虫爬的moldgrowingontheceilingsandbugsinthesink所以你不要船好看吗So,youdon'twantittolookgood?快点干Getmoving水手的命儿真是妙Asailor'slifeisawonderfullife命儿实在妙Awonderfullifeforsure这个夜晚多美好Whatanightbethis水手们Crew跟我嚎叫howlwithme让七大洋恐怖颤抖吧sothatwemightsettheSevenSeasablazewithfear可以了That'lldo好了方家伙Okay,SquareOne既然粉家伙在负责航行sincePinkOne,sworkingthenavigation就让你来找我们第一个受害者it'suptoyoutofindourfirstvictim给用这把望远镜找Here,usethisspyglass动作快Nowhurryup时间不等人We'reburnin'moonlight看看能找到谁1.et'sseewhowecanfind船长Captain那边有个可以吓的there'saguywecanscare我有四块饼干Ihadfourbiscuits吃掉了一个andIateone就只有三块了ThenIonlyhadthree看到有小孩子夜不归宿让我高兴死了Itdoesmeheartgoodtoseechildrenoutafterdark粉家伙PinkOne给我们带到石头后边去takeusbehindthoserocks到石头后边去Movingbehindtherocks开走Keepgoing很好You'regood停下Andstop放心船长Don'tworry,Cap'n我们会把划痕弄干净的we,llbuffoutthosescratches好了那个别管了Allright,nevermindit我给喑号♥你们就跳出来JustjumpoutwhenIgivethesignal做好准备Preparetobeburdened让我的鬼海盗们留下挥之不去的阴影withthehauntingmemoryofmyghostlyghostpirates暗号♥就那Wasthatthesignal?好的抱歉Okay,sorry抱歉再再来一遍sorry,j-justdoitagain让我的鬼海盗们留下挥之不去的阴影Withthehauntingmemoryofmyghostlyghostpirates怎公做到的Howdoeshedothat?快回船上去Getbackontheship这还是个谜It'sstillamystery那些人真是笨蛋Thoseguysaredorks对不过是我的笨蛋Yes,butthey'remydorks很好You'regood很好You'regood很好You'regood很好You'regood很好You'regood很好You'regood很好You'regood你觉得飞天魔鬼为什么叫我们WhydoyouthinktheDutchmanaskedus在船舱里等啊towaitinourbunkroom?可能他要给我们奖励Maybehe'sgonnagiveusareward比如说电影票吗1.ikemoviepasses?或者是超大咖啡杯Oranoversizedcoffeemug?经过考虑vebeenthinking别跳了Stopbouncing让你们永远当我船员好像行不通Thiswholecrewforeternitythingisn'tworkingout与其说是你们的问题不如说是我的It'snotreallyyousomuchasitisme你要放了我们吗You'resettingusfree?其实吧我要吃掉你们Well,actually,mjustgonnaeatyou晚餐见Seeyouatdinner等等Wait我有个办法Ihaveanidea真的吗Really?是什么Whatisit?逃走吧1.et'sleave可是门锁上了Butthedoorislocked唯一的出路是穿过andtheonlywayoutisthroughthe香水商店,perfumedepartment就这么干了1.et'sdoit我讨厌从那走Ialwayshategoinginthere没错Yeah等等Wait你听1.isten亲爰的日记DearDiary我跟他们讲我明天要吃掉他们Itoldthemmgoingtoeatthemtomorrow我做了那种棕酱1madeupsomeofthatbrownsauce先前我表哥临时给我看过mycousinshowedmejustfortheoccasion又找着我的饭点袜了可真是好事It'sagoodthingIfoundmydiningsockagain记得我上次丢掉我的饭点袜RememberthelasttimeIlostmediningsock一整个星期都吃不下饭Icouldn'teatforawholeweek是啊有时我在想要是碰巧出了事Yes,sir,sometimes1wonderhowdsurvive我还怎么好好过日子ifanythingshouldeverhappen把我袜子还回来Givemebackmysock大家都清楚我没袜子吃不下饭Everyoneknows1can'teatwithoutit不给Never那好Okaythen给我Giveittome不给No等等你会把弹性拉没的Wait,you'restretchingouttheelastic好像陷入僵局了Itwouldseemwehavereachedanimpasse粉家伙说得对Pinkoneisright跟你们说Tellyouwhat你们把袜子还我Yougivemebackthesock我就给你们andllgiveyou三个愿望threewishes要五个Makeitfive四个Four三个Three不要就拉倒Takeitorleaveit好吧Okay三个three你们有三个愿望Yougetthreewishes有三个愿望派大星Threewishes,Pat是不是很棒啊Isn'tthatgreat?愿望Wishes?真希望能早点知道Iwishwehadknownthatearlier好了你们就剩下两个愿望了Okay,yougottwowishesleft好啦还有两个Well,westillhavetwomore好激动啊Howexciting希望章鱼哥能来亲眼目睹就好了IwishSquidwardwereheretoseethis真高兴一切都结束了Boy,mgladallthat,sover章鱼哥你回来了Squidward,you'reback你猜怎么着Guesswhat?飞天魔鬼给了我们三个愿望TheDutchmangaveusthreewishes派大星用掉了第一个Patrickusedthefirstone我好像andIguessI用掉了第二个justusedthesecondone那么最后一个是你们欠我的Well,then,thelastoneyouoweme因为你们又把我拖下水了becauseyougotmebackintothismess慢着Wait愿望应该是我的1thinkitbelongstome简直荒唐就因为Well,that,snotrightbecause不对愿望是我的No,that'smine所以你们凭什么可以有愿望sowhyshouldyougetawish我凭什么就没有Whydon'tIgetone?都够rThat'senough用我的神秘超凡力量Usingmymysticother-worldlypowers由我来决定最后一个愿望归谁Ishalldecidewhogetsthelastwish咿呢咪呢啧呢眸Eeny,meeny,miny,mo抓住水手脚趾头catchasailorbythetoe如果大叫放他走ifhehollerslethimgo我妈教导我要挑最好的那个mymothertoldmetopicktheverybestoneand就你了Youareit现在快想海绵宝宝Now,think,SpongeBob我们就要被吃掉了We'reabouttogeteaten你可以许什么愿望Whatcanyouwishfor可以让我们不被吃掉tomakeitsowedon'tgeteaten?放心章鱼哥Don'tworry,Squidward我都想明白了vegotitallfiguredout他不会吃掉我们的因为Hewon'tbeabletoeatusbecause我希望飞天魔鬼是吃素的IwishtheDutchmanwasavegetarian万岁Hooray我们回家了We'rehome成功了海绵宝宝Youdidit,SpongeBob我们安全了We'resafe可我们为什么变水果了Butwhyhavewebeenturnedintofruits?我也许了个愿Igetawish,too水果可以预防坏血病Fruitpreventsscurvy快给我回来Getbackherewiththat我要逮着你们mgonnagetya孩子们好Ahoy,children我回来了mback希望你们大家都非常喜欢刚刚的节目Ihopeallyouboysandgirlsenjoyedtheshow因为because你们现在必须走甲板落海去it,stimeforyoutowalktheplank抱歉孩子们Sorry,kids我想说的是WhatImeanttosaywas现在要来读粉丝来信了it,stimeforfanmail万岁Hooray现在万众期待的时刻Andnow,themomentyou'veallbeenwaitingfor准备好把牛奶从鼻子里喷出来吧Sogetreadytoblowmilkoutyournose因为我们要拆信了becausewe'regoingtoopenaletter信封拿来波蒂Theenvelopeplease,Potty谢谢我长羽毛的好助理Thankyou,myfinefeatheredassistant用不着你谢You'renotwelcome波蒂闻到什么了没Potty,yousmellsomething?波蒂Potty你脑袋装了引信Thatfuseinyourhead都说过不耍特技了Itoldyou,we'renotdoingthatstunt我没收到备忘录Ididn'tgetthememo派斯精选到此结束Well,that,sitforPatchy'sPick给小蜗洗澡小蜗又到了每周必经的时间了Gary,lookslikeit,sthattimeofweekagain洗澡时间Bathtime走吧去把水准备好Comeon,let'sgogetthewaterstarted一定要让你进浴缸里去小蜗You'regoingtohavetogetinthattub,Gary小蜗我可以给你来硬的Now,Gary,Wecandothisthehardway也可以来软的ortheeasyway也可以来软硬适中的Orthemediumway也可以来半适中软硬的Orthesemi-medium,easy-hardway也可以来硬中带软外加软硬皆施的Orthesortofhardwithatouchofawkward-easydifficult-challengingway你非要这么玩是吧Sothat,showyouwanttoplayit,huh?小蜗来看这个新玩具Gary,checkoutthisnewtoy去捡Fetch全新回旋宠物球Newboomerangpetball十分有效Reallyworks小蜗Gary我胸口绑了一颗炸♥弹♥There'sabombstrappedtomychest你不去洗澡三秒就会爆♥炸♥It'sgonnaexplodeinthreesecondsunlessyoutakeabath求你了Please?我要用潜意识信息侵入你的心智Iamnowgoingtoassaultyourmindwithsubliminalmessages肥皂抱歉让你看到那种画面Sorryyouhadtoseethat喂法式贵族餐厅吗Hello,fancyFrenchrestaurant?我这边有只不洗澡的淘气蜗牛vegotanaughtysnailherewhowon'ttakeabath什么What?能再说一遍吗Couldyousaythatagain?说慢点Slowdown你讲话就跟说外语似的It'slikeyou'respeakingsomeotherlanguage小蜗Hey,Gare要不要来跳山羊How,boutsomeleapfrog?好OK到你了You'return小蜗Gare要不要来跳山羊How'boutsomeleapfrog?我有张崭新干净的一块钱I'vegotacrispdollarbill要送给家里洗澡的人forthenextfellatotakeabathinthishouse那样也没用是吧Thatdidn'tworkeither,huh?小蜗Gary看我找到了什么1.ookwhatIfound是张古老海盗藏宝图It'sanoldpiratetreasuremap上面写着家里埋海盗宝藏的位置revealingthelocationofburiedpiratetreasureinthisveryhouse不是浴室埋藏的宝藏小蜗快来Comeon,boy一起去寻宝吧Let'sgogetthattreasure好了小蜗OK,Gary向左四十步Now40pacestotheleftOnetwothree四four五fivex-fcsix七seven八eight九nine十ten十一eleven-2525262627274040宝藏一定就在里面Thetreasuremustbeinhere小蜗你看Gary,look海盗宝箱Apiratetreasurechest不对小蜗Why,no,Gary这可不是浴缸Thisisn'tthebathtub是宝藏It'streasure你看1.ook金币Doubloons肥皂别扔了Don'tdrop,em快看这枚胸针1.ookatthisbrooch我不知道蜗牛要胸针干什么用1don'tknowwhatasnailwouldwantwithabrooch你快进浴缸里去吧Now,whydon'tyoujustgetinthetub?进浴缸里去Getinthetub进浴缸里去Getinthetub进浴缸Inthetub小蜗你要么给我进浴缸Now,Gary,areyougoingtogetinthistub要么我就oramIgonnahaveto-小蜗Gary你能不能Couldyou,uh-小蜗不要Gary,no小蜗Gary好了小蜗Allright,Gary你再也骗不到我也阻挠不到我了Youhavedupedand/orfrustratedmeforthelasttime要是我没办法让你来洗澡SoifIcan'tgetyoutocometothebath我就只能让澡来洗你了lljusthavetobringthebathtoyou蜗牛笑话小蜗Gary洗澡快递Bathdelivery回来小蜗Comeback,Gary我有东西要给你分享Ihavesomethingtosharewithyou这还差不多Thisismorelikeit你在等水啊小蜗Wateryouwaitingfor,Gary?在树上下不来了Stuckinatree?现在要让你洗心革面了小蜗It'stimetocleanupyouract,Gary完了Oh,no我把小蜗洗过头了IbathedGarytoohard把小蜗皮洗没了andremovedhisskin小蜗Gary马上把梯子放回去Bringthatladderbackthisinstant一点都不好笑先生Iamreallynotamused,mister你一定得洗澡Youaregoingtotakeabath而且一定得马上洗干净andyouaregoingtogetcleanrightnow我可是你的老板Iamsothebossofyou这里也许是个自♥由♥的国家Itmaybeafreecountry但你住我家就必须按我的规矩办事butyouliveinmyhouse,undermyrules不许对我用那样的口气说话Don'tusethattoneofvoicewithme我说什么你就得做什么YouwilldowhatIsay,whenIsay你在干什么Whatareyoudoing?我跟你说话呢先生Iamtalkingtoyou,mister不准靠近那个泥坑Donotgonearthatmudpuddle蜗牛小蜗你听没听到GarytheSnail,doyouhearme?给你三秒钟的时间Iamgivingyouthreeseconds让你离泥坑远点togetawayfromthatmudpuddleOnetwo二点五twoandahalf别逼我数到三Don'tmakemesaythree小蜗Gary小蜗Gary我全身脏透了madirtyboy好了小蜗Yeah,yeah,Gary在洗我耳朵背面了mgettingbehindmyears