SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好过圣诞r吗孩子们ReadyforChristmas,kids?好了船长Aye,aye,Captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Aye,aye,Captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants这里是海绵宝宝圣诞特辑It'stheSpongeBobChristmasSpecial海绵宝宝圣诞特辑这里是恩斯♥诺♥Andnow,directfromEncino有请全美最爱的海盗America'sfavoritepirate及海绵宝宝粉丝俱乐部的主席andpresidentoftheSpongeBobSquarePantsFanClub海盗派斯PatchythePirate派斯嗨Hi我是海盗派斯mPatchythePirate海绵宝宝粉丝俱乐部的主席presidentoftheSpongeBobSquarePantsFanClub舒服多rThat'sbetter圣诞快乐MerryChristmas说得对波蒂That'sright,Potty现在就是圣诞节ItisChristmas七大洋里最好的东西Andthereain'tnothingbetterinthesevenseas非裤头村的圣诞节莫属thanaBikiniBottomChristmas真是一年中最神奇的时刻Itsureisamagicaltimeofyear海绵宝宝现在肯定是在WhyllbetoldSpongeBobisgearingup为迎接圣诞老人做准备forSantaClausrightnow确实是Isuream欢迎圣诞老人我准备好了mready对无脊椎动物来说还挺不错Notbadforacreaturewithnovertebrae我看派大星兄弟肯定在做他那份装饰AndmsureourpalPatrickisdoinghisshareofthedecorating我也在为圣诞节做准备I,too,amalsopreparingforChristmas还没烤的饼干而团Unbakedcookiedough面粉波蒂想吃饼干面团Pottywantcookiedough别过来No饼干Cookie波蒂Potty别过来No饼干Cookie给我滚开Getoutofhere饼干Cookie波蒂Potty给我舔一口Giveusalick快滚你个鸡毛惮子Backoffyouflyingfreak快说为什么Clarify,please这饼干糊是给孩子们的Thisherecookiedoughisforthechildren不是给烦人鹦鹉的notforpeskyparrots啥东西What'sthat?三声铃♥声♥Threebells都知道三声铃♥声♥什么意思吧Well,weallknowwhatthreebellsmeans免费冰淇淋Freeicecream错笨蛋No,yousillylivers错No有人落海了Manoverboard?我才不理你You,mignoring错了No读粉丝来信的时间到了It'stimetoopenfanletters给你Hereyougo谢谢波蒂Thankyou,Potty好Yeah行了波蒂Okay,Potty谢谢你thankyou快给我啊你傻鸟Comeon,giveit,youbirdbrain死鸟别吵Quiet,youinfernalbird这封寄给我们的信是来自Thislettercomestousfrom已隐藏姓名与地址Nameandaddresswithheld他写道Andhewrites亲爱的海绵宝宝"DearSpongeBob我今年十岁了"Iamtenyearsold想知道你是不是跟我一样喜欢圣诞节"andIwaswonderingifyoulikeChristmasasmuchasIdo真诚的Sincerelyyours"已隐藏姓名与地址Nameandaddresswithheld这问题问得好Averygoodquestion可是你们知道Butyouknow裤头村本来是不过圣诞节的吗theydidn'talwayscelebrateChristmasinBikiniBottom真没过吗Theydidn,t?对的害我脖子疼的死鸟No,sir,myfine-featheredlittleneckpain从前有一段时间Therewasatime裤头村里没一个人听说过有圣诞节whennoonehadevenheardofChristmasinBikiniBottom谁想来听Whowantstohear海绵宝宝的第一个圣诞节的故事thestoryofSpongeBob1SveryfirstChristmas?波蒂Potty?你把我饼干面团都吃掉了Youateallmecookiedough那好吧Oh,well节目开始Onwiththeshow什么圣诞节今天我要偷偷接近过去Todaymgoingsneakup用超级机密空手道招数来偷袭珊迪andgetthatSandywithasuper-sneakykaratemove她这是在搞什么邪恶的把戏Whatdiabolicalactisshecommittingnow?着火了Fire珊迪不要慌Don'tworry,Sandy我来了mcoming珊迪快后退Standback,Sandy着火了Fire所以说没有着火So,Iguessthere,snofire?你到底是哪根筋不对海绵宝宝WhatinthenameoftheAlamoiswrongwithyou,SpongeBob?难道你从来就没见过圣诞树吗Ain'tyouneverseenaChristmastreebefore?什么圣诞Christmaswho?什么What?连什么是圣诞都没听说过Y'allneverheardofChristmas?是你在德州的朋友吗IssheafriendfromTexas?才不是No你居然从来没听说过Ican'tbelievey'allhaven'theardabout圣诞节Christmas再多跟我讲点这个Tellmemoreaboutthis圣诞节吧Christmas就这样Andso珊迪叙述了橡皮糖和口笛的神奇传说Sandywoveamagicaltaleofgumdropsandpennywhistles提到了做玩具的精灵和会飞的驯鹿Shetoldoftoy-makingelvesandflyingreindeer不过最棒的是Butbestofall她还提到了那个shetoldoftheonetheycall圣诞老人SantaClaus蟹堡王然后大家都会假装喜欢水果蛋糕andeveryonepretendstolikethefruitcake哈欠Yawn不过坡棒的地方就是Butthebestpartis可以写信给这个叫圣诞老人的youcanwritealettertothisguySantaClaus告诉他你想要什么东西andtellhimwhatyouwant等他过来andwhenhecomes就会把东西给你hebringsittoyou就跟灯神一个样Justlikeagenie虽然不知道你们旱鸭了-在想什么Idon'tknowaboutyoulubbers不过只要有哪个谁白送免费玩意的butanyfellawho,sgivingawayfreestuff那个谁就会是我的朋友isafriendo'mine这就对了蟹老板That'sthespirit,Mr.Krabs给你Hereyougo你可以开始写信了Youcangetstartedonyourletter该不会真的会有人过Ican'tbelieveanybodywouldcelebrate让个潜行犯闯进家里送礼的节Flaholidaywhereajollyprowlerbreaksintoyourhouseandleavesgifts跟灯神一个样1.ikeagenie安静章鱼哥Pipedown,Squidward我要集中精神mtryingtoconcentrate这东西简直就是Thisthingsasgoodasablankcheck从圣诞老人第银行那领的空白支票directfromtheFirstNationalBankofSantaClaus烦人Ah,brother行Yeah那好下一个是谁Okay,who'snext?我我Me,me给你派大星Hereyougo,Patrick这张纸上没有字There'snowordsonthispaper当然还没Notyet写字用的棍子Awritingstick来吧章鱼哥Comeon,Squidward写封信writealetter海绵宝宝别这么幼稚行不SpongeBob,growup,willyou?没人会因为我写了封破信Noone'sgoingtogivemeagift就给我礼物justbecauseIwritethemastupidletter海绵宝宝我把纸给撕破了SpongeBob,Irippedmypaper能再来一张吗CouldIhaveanotherone?可以兄弟Sure,buddy给你hereyougo来写吧章鱼Okey-dokey,Squid哥ward海绵宝宝SpongeBob?111射谢Thanks亲爰的圣"DearSan"怎么又来Notagain派大星过来Here,Patrick看我写watchme亲爱的圣诞老人"DearSanta你是不是要问我这个圣诞节要什么"WhatdoIwantforChristmas,youmayask?我只想要让你来跟裤头村的各位见面"AllIwantisforyoutovisitthegentlefolkhereinBikiniBottom这就是我的愿望Thatismywish"派大星Patrick我特别设计了这个装置Idesignedthismechanismspecifically来把瓶子发射到海面上toshootbottlestothesurface所有人的希望就寄托在Thehopesofeveryonerestson这瓶子的成功首航上thesuccessofitsmaidenvoyage开火Fireinthehole圣诞老人Santa圣诞老人在哪Where'sSanta?他得等平安夜才会来Hedoesn,tcometillChristmasEve行了小子Okay,boy我的要求mydemands我是说信Imeanletter准备好要出发了isreadytogo太棒了蟹老板Great,Mr.Krabs你许愿要什么Whatdidyouwishfor?小马Apony真就这样Really?身上驮着满满几袋子的钱Withsaddlebagsfullofmoney给你海绵宝宝Hereyougo,SpongeBob你许愿要什么派大星Whatdidyouwishfor,Patrick?再来一张纸Anotherpieceofpaper你许愿要什么呢小妹妹Andwhatdidyouwishfor,littlegirl?门牙Frontteeth我要来顶新帽子Icoulduseanewhat我要个新发型Ineedanewhairstyle我要来杯水洗牙Anotherglassofwaterformyteeth不好意思Excuseme借过Comingthrough给我让开outoftheway太棒了章鱼哥Great,Squidward终于想好了youfinished你愿望是什么Whafsyourwish?我的愿望是裤头村的所有人MywishisthatthepeopleofBikiniBottom都不要再去注意从这个这个傻子口中willstoppayinganyattentiontotheinanedrivel接连不断冒出来的傻话thatisconstantlystreamingoutofthisdunderhead'smouth章鱼哥也许圣诞老人会送我个词典Squidward,maybeSantawillbringmeadictionary这样我就能理解你刚说的话的意思了soIcanunderstandwhatyoujustsaid好了各位Okay,everybody既然我们已经召唤完圣诞老人了we,vegotalottodo还有很多事情要做nowthatwe'vesummonedSantaClaus我们必须要准备好迎接他的到来Wemustreadyourselvesforhisarrival蟹堡王万岁Hooray精彩的节口马上就要浮现It'sshapinguptobeawonderfulholiday不是那普通平凡的每一天Notyournormalaverageeveryday好像有人砍了我珊瑚树Soundslikesomeonefelledmyoldcoraltree海绵宝宝派大星SpongeBob,Patrick为何要害我苦why'dyoudothistome?这世界好像充满爱意Theworldfeelslikeit'sinloverly快点滚不然我就要弄伤你GoawaybeforeIharmyoubodily这个圣诞节就是我的第一个圣诞节ThisChristmasfeelsliketheveryfirstChristmastome购物装饰大搞特搞雪大♥片&hearts汰♥片♥There'llbeshopping,decoratingandplentyofsnow派大星是谁在榭寄生下面Hey,Patrick,who,sthatunderthemistletoe?彩灯啥What?圣诞习俗，在榭寄生下接吻谁Who?我Me?现在这么晚了我得开溜Wouldyoulookatthetime,Ishouldgo大家似乎都好像好兄弟Peopleseemalittlemorebrotherly水果蛋糕我有一点薄礼想要给你Here'saspecialsomethingtoyoufromme就连垃圾在圣诞节闻着都甜蜜蜜EvenallthetrasonChristmasitsmellssosweetly这个圣诞节就是我的第一个圣诞节ThisChristmasfeelsliketheveryfirstChristmastome想干什么Whatdoyouwant?不知我事业不绝Can'tyouseethatmbusy?快出来Stepoutside有东西要让你发掘we'vegotsomethingforyoutosee海绵宝宝快把这玩意都拆绝SpongeBob,takethisstuffdownimmediately烤栗得烧伤三度失了味觉Chestnutsroastingandburnsinthethirddegree今夜的一切都是那么欢悦Tonightthingsareasgoodastheyseemtobe树上的星终将标志美景无缺Astarontopwillcompleteallthescenery这个圣诞节就是我的第一个圣诞节ThisChristmasfeelsliketheveryfirstChristmastome这个圣诞节就是我的第一个圣诞节ThisChristmasfeelsliketheveryfirstChristmastome章鱼哥说对了吗IsSquidwardright?海底究竟会不会有圣诞节CantherebeaChristmasunderthesea?不要走开Staytuned你们可终于回来了lt,sabouttimeyougotback我可以继续讲完故事了NowIcanfinishmestory海绵宝宝在送吝诞老人的最后一批信So,SpongeBobwassendingthelastoftheletterstoSanta希望他能看懂葡萄牙语1hopehecanreadPortuguese行了最后一封信送出去了Well,that,sthelastletter等下Wait章鱼哥还没有写信Squidwardhasn'twrittenhisletteryet章鱼哥Squidward快写hurry章鱼哥Squidward快写hurry海绵宝宝你在干什么SpongeBob,whatareyoudoing?放心好了章鱼哥Don'tworry,Squidward我来帮你开头llhelpyougetstarted亲爱的圣诞老人"DearSantaClaus"海绵宝宝算了吧你SpongeBob,forgetit对太正式了Right,tooformal圣诞老人好"Hi,Santa"海绵宝宝你别SpongeBob,no诞哥好"Howdy,Claus"?我才不给你幻想出来的东西写信mnotwritingalettertoafigmentofyourimagination可是章鱼哥But,Squidward等圣诞老人来的时候whenSantacomes就只有你没礼物了you'llbetheonlyonewithoutagift海绵宝宝我到底得说多少遍SpongeBob,howmanytimesdoIhavetosayit?我不相信有圣诞老人1don'tbelieveinSantaClaus来吧章鱼哥Comeon,Squid你只要写封信就行了allyouhavetodoiswritealetter不会吃多大亏的Whathaveyougottolose?我会亏自尊Myself-respect亏理智Mysanity亏午饭Mylunch章鱼哥写吧Squidward,comeon写吧章鱼哥Comeon,Squidward别扫大家兴了Don'tbeapartypooper出来吧Comeonout圣诞老人就一大骗子SantaClausisabigphony海绵宝宝把你们都给耍了SpongeBobhasgotyouallfooled写吧章鱼哥Comeon,Squidward来写吧Comeon就让那些白♥痴♥熬一整夜吧Thoseidiotsaregoingtobeupallnight我要睡个安稳觉whileIgetafullnight'ssleep圣诞老人今晚来Santa'scomingtonight,tonight他会今晚来Santa'scomingtonight圣诞老人今晚来Santa'scomingtonight,tonight他会今晚来Santa'scomingtonight大家一起唱Comeon,everybody唱到圣诞老人来为止let,ssingtillSantagetshere圣诞老人今晚来Santa'scomingtonight,tonight他会今晚来Santa'scomingtonight圣诞老人今晚来Santa'scomingtonight,tonight他会今晚来Santa'scomingtonight圣诞老人今晚来Santa'scomingtonight,tonight他会今晚来Santa'scomingtonight圣诞老人在哪Where,sSanta?他可能随时会来Heshouldbehereanyminute圣诞老人今晚来Santa'scomingtonight,tonight他会今晚来Santa'scoming行了Comeon老子受够了Enoughofthis感谢你的一派谎言童话先生Thanksforthelies,Mr.Fairytale咱换别处浪费时间去1.et'sgowasteourtimesomewhereelse各位Hey,guys你们的圣诞精神都去哪了where'syourChristmasspirit?他只是迟到了而已He,sjustrunninglate可能他停下来吃宵夜去了Heprobablyjuststoppedforasnack胖子会饿的对不对Fatguysgethungry,right?对啊Yeah灯神信不得Nevertrustagenie已经早上了吗Morningalready?老天爷啊Oh,boy圣诞快乐MerryChristmas圣诞快乐MerryChristmas等下Wait我看到了拍圣诞照的大好时机IseeagreatChristmasphotoop能不能移过来点Canyoumoveinalittle?说至诞老人Say"SantaClausn圣诞老人SantaClaus我们的第一个圣诞节OurfirstChristmas这个圣诞节就是第一个圣诞节ThisChristmasfeelsliketheveryfirstChristmas第一个圣诞节就是这个圣诞节ThefirstChristmasisthisChristmas这就是我的第一个圣诞节'CauseitfeelslikethefirstChristmastome你说得对章鱼哥Youwereright,Squidward这个节日就是傻的要命Thisisastupidholiday可我还是要你收下这个Istillwantyoutohavethis什么What这是什么东西what'sthis?礼物Apresent我给你做的等圣诞老人来你就不会Imadeitforyousoyouwouldn'tfeelleftoutwhen落单了Santacame我I就是我Youknow,I不客气You'rewelcome海绵宝宝SpongeBob?他给我做了个礼物Hemademeapresent?大概率是个水母网It,sprobablyajellyfishnet或者是个陈年蟹黄堡OranoldKrabbyPatty或者Or是他最爱的内♥裤♥hisfavoriteunderpants什么What?Why看起来好像一根竖笛itlookslikeaclarinet闻起来也像一根竖笛Itsmellslikeone,too用浮木手工制成Hand-craftedoutofdriftwood章鱼哥上面还写了我的名字Andit,sevengotmynameonit按下这是什么Whafsthis?这是我收到过的最棒的礼物了ThisisthegreatestgiftIhaveevergotten我感觉就像个Ifeellikea我感觉就像个Ifeellikea我感觉就像个Ifeellikea大浑蛋Bigjerk我对那可怜的海绵宝宝都做了什么WhathaveIdonetopoorSpongeBob?海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob我1海绵宝宝SpongeBob?我看我再也用不着这个了IguessIwon'tbeneedingthis好多了That'sbetter可怜的小家伙Thepoorlittleguy他想做的只是传播欢乐而已Allhewantedwastospreadalittlejoy我最好把这些东西从章鱼哥家拆下来IbettergetthisstuffoffofSquid'splace有人吗Hello?谁在那Who,sthere?有人吗Hello?有人吗Hello?啥事Yes?谁在那Who'sthere?有人吗Hello?快现身Showyourself有人吗Hello?是谁Whoisit?就在这上面你个白♥痴♥Uphere,youdunce我是说Imean圣诞快乐孩子MerryChristmas,littleboy该不会是Coulditbe?对就是我Yes,itisI圣诞老人SantaClaus你就是You're圣San圣San圣San孩子Kid?别激动Takeiteasy圣San诞老人ta海绵宝宝SpongeBob海绵宝宝SpongeBob海绵宝宝SpongeBob圣San不要再这样子了Don'tdothatagain我就知道你会来圣诞老人Iknewyou'dmakeit,Santa圣诞老人你的大圆肚子去哪了Hey,Santa,where,syourbig,roundbelly?那个Well这that是因为isaresultof我在海底受到的水压比较大underseapressureonmybody你驯鹿哪去了Where'syourreindeer还有你那会飞的机器呢andyourflyingmachine?我把那些都借给复活节兔子了IloanedthemtotheEasterbunny还有这鼻子怎么回事Andwhataboutthatnose?虽然我知道你鼻子本来就很大Iknewyouweresupposedtohaveabigone但是这也太大了吧butthatthing'sgigantic行了Allright我就是圣诞老人mSanta圣诞老人Santa这是你能给我的最好的礼物了Thisisthegreatestgiftyoucouldhavegivenme感谢你把圣诞节带来裤头村ThankyouforbringingChristmastoBikiniBottom把圣诞节带来裤头村的不是我Ididn'tbringChristmastoBikiniBottom海绵宝宝SpongeBob是你带来的Youdid是我带来的Idid?圣诞快乐海绵宝宝MerryChristmas,SpongeBob圣诞快乐MerryChristmas真高兴都完事了mgladthat,sover你有给我的礼物吗圣诞老人Doyouhaveapresentforme,Santa?那个Well其实吧我并不完全是See,I'mnotreally拿礼物吧圣诞老人Goahead,SantaClaus看到了吧他货真价实See,heisreal他让我的圣诞愿望成真了HemademyChristmaswishcometrue他不会让你失望的Hewon'tletyoudown没错等下Right,justasecond没事赶紧Okay,quickly想想看1.et'ssee小女生喜欢什么东西Whatdolittlegirlslike?火柴Abookofmatches还是剃须用品orashavingkit?我出生证明的复印件Acopyofmybirthcertificate?这边肯定会有可以给的东西There'sgottobesomethingaroundhere快想Think一至兀夫Perfect给你小女生Hereyougo,littlegirl谢谢圣诞老人Thanks,Santa感觉好不错Thatalmostfeltgood我可Ididn't都谁啊Who?圣诞老人我礼物呢Hey,Santa,where,smypresent?还有我的Andmine?那我的呢Andwhataboutme?看看圣诞老人都给你们送来什么了1.et'sseewhatSantahasforallyougoodpeople使劲想圣诞老人Thinkfast,Santa给他们的礼物Giftsforthepeople送你碗土豆泥Abowlofmashedpotatoesforyou谢谢圣诞老人Thankyou,Santa这可正好是我想要的thisisjustwhatIwanted新发型Anewhairstyle谢谢圣诞老人Thanks,Santa给你派大星Hereyougo,Patrick手表Awristwatch谢谢圣诞老人Thankyou,Santa我当初怎么想的WhatwasIthinking?我把我东西全都送走Igaveawayallmystuff就为了海绵宝宝不再伤心justsoSpongeBobwouldn'tbesad我疯吗AmIinsane?门你也拿走吧Youmightaswelltakethedoor我就只剩这玩意了It'sallthat'sleft章鱼哥你把他给错过了Squidward,youmissedhim他刚来了就像我说的那样Hewashere,justlikeIsaid给了我们大家礼物Hegaveusallpresents他和蔼可亲长了个大胡子Hewasjollyandhehadabeard鼻子也大脸颊红润Hisnosewasbigandhehadrosycheeks特别平易近人Hewasfriendlyandkind还特别圣诞老人andSanta-ish他肚子虽然小Hisbellywassmall但他的大鼻子充满了圣诞的快乐buthisnosewashugewithChristmasjoy他人特好Hewassonice好了至少事都成了Well,atleastit'sover这是什么What'sthis?亲爱的章鱼哥"DearSquidward感谢你的所有帮助"Thanksforallyourhelp你今年真是个好孩子"You'vebeenarealgoodboythisyear温暖的问候Warmregards圣诞老人SantaClaus"圣诞快乐MerryChristmas没错Yup我疯了minsane圣诞快乐MerryChristmas到了派大星Ahoy,Patrick是圣诞岛it'sChristmasIsland礼物就在前方PresentsAhoy万岁Hooray有暴风雨Astorm耶Yay我是说不好了Imean,yikes要沉下去了We'regoingdown把帆收起来Trimthesails吊起桅杆Hoisttheyardarms打开气象频道TurnonTheWeatherChannel派斯Patchy?孩子们好Hi,kids天哪海绵宝宝让我可开心了Boy,thatSpongeBobmakesmeasjollyasaRoger希望你们都喜欢海绵宝宝的圣诞故事Well,IhopeyouenjoyedSpongeBob1SChristmastale希望你们圣诞节比沉没的宝藏还美好AndIhopeyourChristmasisbetterthansunkentreasure波蒂给我留了个小小的圣诞礼物PottyleftmealittleChristmaspresent你个榭寄生Yeoldmistletoe知道这是什么意思吧Andyouknowwhatthatmeans有人该要来亲亲海盗派斯了TimeforsomebodytokissPatchythePirate来啊谁要来亲Comeon,who'sitgoingtobe?来啊Comeon给船长亲一口KisstheCaptain给我亲一口Giveusakiss滚不亲你No,notyou亲的不是你波蒂Notyou,Potty别过来No快给我滚No,getoutofhere波蒂你别过来No,Potty我才不要亲你Idon'twanttokissyou已经说过这回事了No,Wetalkedaboutthis波蒂Potty亲亲亲亲Kissykissy好吧看来派斯现在非常忙Well,itlookslikePatchy'sprettybusyatthemoment那我来帮他说好了sollsayitforhim"晚安Goodnight佳节愉快andhappyholidays佳节愉快
