SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝冬眠预备周特约音乐制♥作♥好了Therewego德克萨斯海绵宝宝我把树叶都扫成一堆了Hey,Spongebob,Igotalltheleavesraked海绵宝宝这边怎么还有树叶Spongebob,whatarealltheseleavesdoinghere?你不是要扫起来的吗Yousaidyouweregonnarake'em?我在扫了Iamrakingtheleaves可地上还是到处都有树叶Butthey'restillallovertheground珊迪我最多就只能扫这么快了Sandy,Ican'trakeanyfaster这些可是大树叶Thesearebigleaves而且还会没完没了裂成不少小树叶Andtheykeepbreakingintomoreleaves那就去扫盐碱地之类的地方去Thengoscrapethesaltlickorsomething趁还来得及把事情都解决了Wegottagetthisstuffdonebeforeit'stoolate这到底是在急什么珊迪What'sthebigrushanyway,Sandy?都跟你说了海绵宝宝Itoldyou,Spongebob我下周冬眠mhibernatingnextweek冬眠Hibernating?什么意思What'sthat?我一整个冬天都要睡觉It,swhenIgotosleepforthewholewinter我也会那样吗CanIdothat?不会傻瓜No,silly哺乳动物才会冬眠It,samammalianthing珊迪你可能没注意到Sandy,youmaynothavenoticed我正是百分百的哺乳动物butIis100%mammal别闲聊了海绵宝宝Enoughchitter-chatter,Spongebob时间不多了Wedon'thavemuchtimeleft为什么珊迪Why,Sandy?你什么时候要开始冬面Whendoesyourcarborationbegin?一周过后Inoneweek可是珊迪那样就只剩ButSandy,thatonlygivesus-one,two,three-168个小时可以一起玩了168morehoursofplaytime-你说得对You'retellingme还有不少事没做Andthere'sstillsomuchtodo要去攀岩Wegottaclimbsomethings攀岩Climb要去蹦极Wegottajumpoffofstuff蹦极Jump要去骑行Wegottaride骑行Ride我还不想睡1don'twanttogotosleepyet等等珊迪Wait,Sandy我睡觉期间可燃烧不了体内碳水Ican'tburncarbsinmysleep珊迪Sandy?怎么What?珊迪我愿意为你献出Sandy,mwillingtosacrifice我还没出&hearts渎♥♥♥给蟹老板的空闲时间anyofmytimethatIhaven'talreadysoldtoMr.Krabstoyou这就好海绵宝宝Well,mglad,Spongebob因为之后这七天Becauseforthesevendays就只有你我it'sgoingtobeyou,me还有这俩吸汗头带在一起andthesesweatbands沙山我可以解释Icanexplain我火♥辣♥得不得了啊mhotterthanahickorysmokedsausage也许要是我们唱了歌♥Maybe,ifwesingthatsong它就能活过来了he'llcometolife好了吗Ready?从前有个沙人Oh,thereoncewasasandman-生活想怎么极限就怎么极限1.ife,sasextremeasyouwanttomakeit也许我们唱错了Maybewedidn'tsingitright好Yeah健身强度好大Whataworkout我明天一定还会有这种感觉mgonnabefeelingthistomorrow你真是太出彩了海绵宝宝Igottasaymimpressedwithyou,Spongebob冬眠预备周有你在就是好得不得了You'remakingthisthebestpre-hibernationweekever趁小蜗还没咬烂沙发我先回家了Well,dbettergethomebeforeGarychewsupthesofaagain晚安小蜗Goodnight,Gary一大早游泳清醒一下就是好Nothinglikearefreshingmorningdip对吧海绵宝宝huh,Spongebob?睡一半干嘛要起来Whathappenedtosleeping?我一整个冬天都要睡Well,I'llbeasleepallwinter只剩三天时间可以玩了weonlygotthreedaysforfun动作快Well,hurrynow巨蚌就喜欢在这种时候进食Thegiantclamsliketofeedatthishour是不是很棒Isn'tthisgreat?我还从来没玩过极限捡针游戏Yeah,veneverplayedextremejacksbefore好海绵宝宝OK,Spongebob这次一定特有趣thisone'sgonnabefun咱俩拿着巨型挖耳棒对打Wejustwhackeachotherwiththesegiantearcleaners谁掉下去就算输了tilloneofusfallsoff各就各位预备Onyourmark,getset-珊迪你确定应该要Sandy,areyousurewe'resupposed站在这上面吗tobestandinguphere?开始Go海底针快点海绵宝宝Comeon,Spongebob我们去工园骑双人自行车We'regoingforatandemridethroughthepark一听就很安全Gee,thatsoundssafe-我是说有趣Imean,fun行我准备好了OK,mready你明明说的是去公园骑车珊迪Ithoughtyousaidwewereridingthroughthepark,Sandy确实海绵宝宝Idid,Spongebob去工业园Theindustrialpark真本事就得在这使Thisiswheretherealactionis踏板使劲踩Comeon,pedal这段特别要技术Thispartgetsprettytechnical骑到高速跑道了Nowforthespeedcourse撑着点Hangon希望能成Ihopewemakeit我玩得也很开心mhavingfuntoo快醒醒慢乌龟Wakeup,slowpoke要去空中钓鱼了We'regoingflyfishing这只松鼠想杀了我Thissquirrel'stryingtokillme再玩这种危险动作Anymoreofthesestunts我就要化为一滩死水了andI'llbereducedtoapuddle等下一定要想办法脱身Waitaminute,Igottatalkmywayoutofthis珊迪我得跟你说个事Sandy,IthinkIneedtotellyousomething什么事Whatisit?就只是我感觉有点Well,it'sjustthatmfeelingsortof-我感觉很需要IjustfeellikemaybeIneedto"你先等着海绵宝宝Holdthatthought,Spongebob来点我最爱的南方健康乡下生活causeit,stimeforadownhomefavourite进针堆找干草findthehayintheneedlestack找到了吗Didyoufindit?还没Notyet我就到这边找Well,mgoingtolookoverhere你找吧Youdothat找到了海绵宝宝Foundit,Spongebob快来三局两胜Comeon,besttwooutofthree躲起来Gottahide躲起来Gottahide家里Home?不行小蜗会说漏嘴No,Garycan'tkeepasecret石头底下Underarock原创好点子It,ssooriginal海绵宝宝Spongebob海绵宝宝Spongebob你在哪小方块Whereareyou,littlesquaredude?海绵宝宝的领带Spongebob'stie还有他身上其他衣服andallhisotherlittledressings可But-可他都会先叠好衣服Buthealwaysfoldshisclothes然后才会到处裸奔beforerunningaroundinthenude他一定是出事了Somethingterriblemust'vehappenedtohim蟹堡王你们大家都听好了Allright,listenup,y'all我就此召集搜索队mroundingupasearchparty海绵宝宝失踪了Spongebob'sgonemissing驾驶救生艇Manthelifeboats阿尔法小队搜索住♥宅♥区Alphateam,yousearchuptown黄金小队搜索市中心Goldteamsearchesdowntown大家谁有异议Anyquestions?黄金小队最强Goldteamrules动作快Nowgetmoving海绵宝宝SpongeBob寻人启事来人找那边Someonelookupthere全身都得进去找Putyourdorsalfinsintoit加把劲他有可能硫磺泉某处Comeon,hecanbeanywhereinthesesulphurfields海绵宝宝Hey,Spongebob起码我气质还在Well,atleastIstillhavemypersonality到潮湿洞穴里面找Checkinthisheremoistcave海绵宝宝Spongebob报告情况Statusreport他不在毒海胆湾He,snotinthepoisonseaurchincove再去找Well,lookagain他不在水蛭养殖场He,snotattheleechfarm再去找Well,lookagain他不在我脑海里He'snotinmythoughts再去想Well,thinkagain全裤头村请注意Attention,BikiniBottom现在必须双倍thetimehascometodouble不对三倍努力去找no,tripleourefforts能不能休息一下Howaboutabreak?都已经找好几天了We'vebeenatitfordays考虑一下小朋友吧Thinkaboutthechildren好办法That'sagoodidea让小朋友爬进一般人进不去的小地方Usethechildrentocrawlintosmallplacesyoucouldn'tnormallyreach全是一派胡言ThisisaloadOfbarnacles我都听见了1heardthat没找到海绵宝宝谁都不准走Noone,sgoinganywheretillwefindSpongebob等等Wait,uh他在这hereheis那不是海绵宝宝Thatain,tSpongebob海绵宝宝是方的Spongebobissquare我准备好了我准备好了mready,mready才没有No,youain't找到方块宝宝了IfoundSquarebob海草哥那只是个麦片盒That'sjustacerealbox并且他是黄的Besides,he,syellow他就在这Yeah,hereheis我能回去了吗CouldIgohomenow快看他就在天上Oh,look,he'supinthesky他没He'snot他们一定再去找了Theymust'vegonetosearchsomemore海绵宝宝你在哪Spongebob,whereareyou?在下面吗Youunderthere?没有Nope我可以解释Icanexplain海绵宝宝Spongebob?没有Nope没有Nope没有Nope海绵宝宝你在哪Spongebob,whereareyou?没有Nope没有Nope那只松鼠疯了Thatsquirrel'sgonecrazy但她一定不会去找石头底下Butshe'llneverlookunderarock确实Yousaidit珊迪找不到我们的Sandy1Ilneverfindus等等你们不明白Wait,youdon'tunderstand快看是我海绵宝宝Oh,look,itisI,Spongebob就在空地上outhereintheopen海绵宝宝Spongebob?拜托放我进去Comeon,letmebackin你们不明白Youdon'tunderstand海绵宝宝我都担心死了Oh,Spongebob,1wassoworried还以为你出了什么事Ithoughtsomethingterriblehappened快点Comeon还有时间可以去粉碎原子呢There'sjustenoughtimetogoatomsmashing珊迪等等Sandy,wait没空再等了There'snotimetowait要冬眠了Hibernation珊迪一定要抽空Sandy,yougottamaketime这可是大事Thisisimportant我是男子汉Iamaman好珊迪OK,Sandy我I-我1-我没法再跟你玩了Ican'tplaywithyouanymore我受不了你玩的游戏Ijustcan'ttakethegames都快把我撕碎了They'retearingmeapart我全坦白了ThereIsaidit答应我继续当朋友吧Now,justpromisewecanstillbefriends拜托珊迪Please,Sandy这种事不简单thisisn,teasy我I-珊迪Sandy?从来没想过会说这种话Ineverthoughtdsayit感谢海神王她冬眠了butthankNeptuneforhibernation你们都是谁啊Whoareyoupeople?罪犯生活蟹堡王现在回到甲壳类犯罪剧场AndnowbacktotheCrustaceanCrimeTheatre站住小偷Stop,thief他往哪跑了Whichwaydidhego?往那跑了Hewentthatway快抓住他1.et'sgethimboys该死又失败了Curses,foiledagain那家伙实在太坏了Whatanogoodeelinthekelpthatguywas小偷就是最坏的坏蛋Thereain,tnothingworsethanathief就该把小偷关一辈子Thievesneedtobelockedupforever把鳍都吊起来绞死他们Theyshouldallbestrungupbytheirgills强迫他们呼吸空气andforcedtobreatheair可蟹老板那你偷的东西怎么说But,Mr.Krabs,whataboutalltheStuffyoustole?你什么意思Whatdoyoumean?比如说那个桶1.ikethatbarrel咸海农场所有上面写咸海农场所有ItsayspropertyofSaltySeaFarms我腌椰菜都是到那租的That'swhereIrentmepicklesfrom原来桶也是租来的吗Areyourentingthebarreltoo?那个不是Well,no那就是你买♥♥的了Thenyouboughtit?不是No那样不就是偷了吗Thenisn'tthatstealing?那个我Well,I,uh-那这条热泉桑拿的毛巾怎么说WhataboutthistowelfromtheSizzlingSpringSauna?热泉桑拿那是Well,that,s-还有比基尼贝尔电♥话♥AndthisBikiniBellphone?那个我Well,I-还有珊迪的灌木剪AndSandy'shedgeclippers?那是They'reum-还有痞老板的割草机AndPlankton'slawnmower?他是Well,he连泡芙老师的卷发器你都有EvenMrsPuffshaircurlers?是人家送的Thatonewasagift听好了那些都是1.isten,allthatstuffis,uh借来的borrowed借来的Borrowed?这下就放心了Well,that,sarelief还以为你没经过允许就拿了Ithoughtyoutookitwithoutpermission要什么允许啊Permission,Shmermission东西想什么时候借就什么时候借Youcanborrowanythingyouwant,anytime趁人家没发现东西丢r还回去就行aslongasyougetitbackbeforeit'smissed人尽皆知的事情对吧Everyoneknowsthat,right?好OK那就行Allright,then抱抱Hugs你们今天干活可努力了youputinahardday'swork,boys可我没在这上班ButIdon,tworkhere再见Seeyoulater差点就露馅了Thatwascloseone你今天想干什么Whatdoyouwanttodotoday?不知道Idon'tknow你今天想干什么Whatdoyouwanttodotoday?不知道你今天想干什么Idon'tknow,whatdoyouwanttodotoday?不知道Idon'tknow你今天想干什么Whatdoyouwanttotoday不知道Idon'tknow你今天想干什么Whatdoyouwanttodotoday?气球我知道今天想干什么了IknowwhatIwanttodotoday我要来点钱Ineedsomemoney我没钱Idon'thaveanymoney海绵宝宝我特别特别想要气球Spongebob,Iwantaballoonreally,reallybadly特别特别想要Really,reallybadly没事的派大星It,sOK,Patrick海绵宝宝第一国家银行有不少钱There'slotsofmoneyintheFirstNationalBankofSpongebob跟我来Followme我也破产了mbroketoo也许可以找章鱼哥借钱MaybewecanborrowmoneyfromSquidward等等不用借钱了Waiinsteadofborrowingthemoney不然就直接借气球好不好whydon'twejustborrowtheballoon?好Yeah跟蟹老板一个样1.ikeMr.Krabs就单纯是借一下对吧It,sjustborrowing,right?对借一下不会有事Yeah,andborrowingisOK只要能还回去就行对吧aslongaswebringitback,right?对Right实在太棒了Thisissogreat一定可以玩得特开心We'regonnahavesomuchfun可以先拿着气球到处跑First,wecanrunwiththeballoon对然后可以拿着气球去海滩Yeah,thenwecouldgotothebeachwiththeballoon对然后可以拿着气球骑自行车Yeah,thenwecouldtakeabikeridewiththeballoon然后可以去看电影Thenwecouldgotothemovies打电玩andthearcade溜个冰andtheicerink到披萨店买♥♥披萨andthepizzashop上月球Andthemoon上天andthesky再上垃圾箱后边的车andthenacarbehindthedumpster再去糖果店Andthecandyshop再去我后院Andthenmybackyard再上飞机Andtheninaplane爬石头顶上Andoverarock爬山底下Andunderahill陪着大鲸鱼Andwithawhale我们喜欢借Weloveborrowing爆了Itpopped现在该怎么还回去海绵宝宝Howarewegonnareturnitnow,Spongebob?我有碎片I'vegotthepieces我有气Igottheair快把碎片拼起来Hurry,putthepieceson我们让气球爆了Wepoppedtheballoon还不回去了Wecan'treturnit我们是小偷We'rethieves必须去自首Wehavetoconfess自首Confess?你什么毛病Areyououtofyourmind?知不知道上面会怎么处置我们这种人Doyouhaveanyideawhattheydotopeoplelikeus?这种事情可不是搞什么诈骗邮件We'renottalkingaboutsomedumbmailfraudscheme或者是搞劫持orhijackinghere我们偷了个气球westoleaballoon上面要把我们关起来一辈子Andthey'regoinglockusupforever你说得对You'reright保持头脑清醒We'vejustgottokeepourheads表现正常点Actnormal是卖♥♥艺的Streetperformers没用It,snotworking气球你们好Hi,there不要免费气球吗Don'tyouwantafreeballoon?今天是全国免费气球节It'snationalfreeballoonday他要抓我们He'sontous裤头村再也不安全了It,snotsafeinBikiniBottomanymore动作一定要快隐藏好行踪We'vegottamovefastandcoverourtracks这就来海绵宝宝monit,Spongebob最后再看一眼吧派大星Takealastlook,Patrick再也回不去了Wecannevergoback再见裤头村Goodbye,BikiniBottom我们路途中只有背上的行囊陪着We'veonlygotourselvesandwhatwecancarryonourbacks对Yup得轻装上阵才行We'regonnahavetotravellighter我想回家Iwanttogohome家回不了派大星Wecannevergohome,Pat我们是通缉犯We'rewantedmen余生只能在四散奔逃中度过We'llspendtherestofourlivesrunning,running不过起码坐在火边很暖和Butatleastit'swarmaroundthefire如果是在海底那怎么会有Ifwe'reunderwater,howcantherebea-我好怕海绵宝宝mscared,Spongebob没有暖呼呼的床Nomorenicewarmbeds没有蟹黄堡NomoreKrabbyPatties没有邮件收得到Nomoregettingmail没有小蜗NomoreGary没有电影Nomoremovies没有章鱼哥NomoreSquidward没珊迪没珍珍NomoreSandy,orPearl没蟹老板orMr.Krabs什么都没了Nomoreanything我要冰淇淋Iwanticecream不过处境也不算太难堪对吧Butitdoesn'thavetobeallbad,right?起码我们还有彼此Imean,atleastwehaveeachother对Yeah而且逃跑还能锻炼臀部还有大腿Andallthatrunningisgoodforyourbunsandthighs对吧right?对臀部还有大腿Yeah,bunsandthighs还可以受冷Andthebittercold?十分清爽宜人It'sbracing,isn'tit?没错当罪犯可能确实很有趣Yeah,maybebeingafeloncanbefun可以解开领带Wecanloosenourties没错Yeah可以自♥由♥飞翔Andwecouldfly没错Yeah好吧飞不起来OK,westillcan'tdothat不过也用不着刮毛了Butwedon'thavetoshave早就想到了兄弟mwayaheadofyou,buddy还可以讲话硬气点Andyougettotalktough这里一城不容我们二虎Thistownain'tbigenoughforthetwoofus我来试试1.etmetry混账Hey,punk最棒的一点就是Andthebestpartis既然我们变罪犯了nowthatwe,refelons借到的东西就不用还回去了wedon,thavetoreturnanythingweborrow好耶Yeah然后全都要怪你Andweoweitalltoyou你在说什么Whatareyoutalkingabout?拿气球的邪恶计划是你想出来的Takingtheballoonwasyourevilplan我光说不做mnothingbutalotoftalk真正下毒手的是你You'retheonewiththestickyfingers派大星你这大恶人最好了Patrick,you'rethebestbadinfluenceever你也是You,too希望有东西可以吃Iwishwehadsomethingtoeatthough看我身上有什么1.ookwhatvegot长方形Rectangles这可不是普通的长方形是巧克力棒Notjustanyrectangles,candybars巧克力棒得把巧克力棒留着当后半辈子的干粮AllWehavetodoismake,emlasttherestofourlives谢海绵宝宝Thanks,Spongebob我现在就吃了吧1thinklleatitnow我现在就吃了吧IthinkI1eatitnow我巧克力棒哪去了Where,dmycandybargo?一定是丢了1must'vedroppedit你刚吃了派大星Youjustateit,Pat吃得满脸都是It'salloveryourface跑哪去了Where'ditgo?我都快饿死了mgoingtostarve跑哪去了Where'ditgo?找不到Ican'tfindit会在什么地方Wherecoulditpossiblybe?咋了What?你偷r我巧克力棒Youstolemycandybar我没偷No,Ididn't原来是这样啊Sothat,showitis,huh?一朝当小偷终生当小偷Onceathief,alwaysathief你把你那条吃了Youateyours这条是我的Thisismine你把我唯一的干粮吃了Youtookmyonlyfood现在我要挨饿了Nowmgonnastarve给派大星Here,Patrick我分我的一半给你justtakehalfofmine你的Yours?你说的是我的Youmeanmine你还要不要了Doyouwantitorwhat?等你承认偷了我那条我才会收下Idon'twantitunlessyouadmityoutookit这可是我的巧克力棒Thisismycandybar骗子骗子我招枯梓1.iar,liar,plantsforhire是火烧裤子派大星It'spantsonfire,Patrick你会知道的骗7Well,youwouldknow,liar要是你非要那样Well,ifyou'regonnabethatway我就自个吃了lleatitmyself不准你吃Youbetternot我警告你mwarningyou不准Don't住口Stopit不准Don't你就一神经病You'reacrazyperson自打你偷完气球Ishould'veexpectedthis我早该预料到这一点afterthewayyoustolethatballoon是吗派大星DidI,Patrick?是吗DidI?会不会是你的犯罪心理诱导我去偷的Ordidyourcriminalmindhypnotisemetostealit?够了That'sit先是气球First,theballoon现在又是我巧克力棒Now,mycandybar你都控制不住了You'reoutofcontrol我I-我要告发你mtellingonyou等我先告发你再说NotifItellonyoufirst我会比你先到llbeatyouthere你就要有麻烦了You'regonnagetintrouble你才有No,youare警♥察♥局可以为你们做什么WhatcanIdoforyouboys?我们偷了个气球Westoleaballoon出了什么事What'stheproblemhere?看来是这两位偷了个气球Well,itappearsthesetwostoleaballoon你们会怎么处置我们Whatareyougoingtodotous?好跟我来OK,followme要是坐不了牢就别犯罪Ifyoucan'tdothetime,don'tdothecrime好刑期满rOK,time'sup出去吧Now,getout可But-可我们偷r个气球butwestoleaballoon对啊这天可是免费气球节Yeah,onfreeballoonday你们路上要不要吃点棒棒糖Howaboutsomelollipopsfortheroad,boys?来发誓再也不会不经允许借东西了1.et'svownevertoborrowanythingwithoutpermissionagain我同意Yousaidit好啊你们哪个警♥察♥偷了我棒棒糖Allright,whichoneofyouflatfootsstolemylollipop?这可真是Oh,brother我认真的Imeanit
