SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝神秘的盒子派大星Patrick?派大星Patrick?派大星Patrick准备好去捉水母了吗Areyoureadytogojellyfishing?天啊这就去吗Oh,boy,amI网给你Here'syournet快点啊派大星Well,comeon,Patrick水母可不会自己捉自己的Thejellyfishdon'tcatchthemselves我得先收好我的秘密盒First,Ihavetoputawaymysecretbox秘密盒Secretbox?你没跟我说过你有Younevertoldmeaboutyour秘密盒的啊secretbox住手偷♥窥♥狂宝宝Handsoff,PeepingBob这秘密盒是我专属的Thishere'smysecretbox并且要是我给你看了里面的东西的话Besides,ifIshowedyouwhatwasinside就不能算秘密了itwouldn'tbeasecretanymore还用说Duh海绵宝宝Spongebob要是你能看到我秘密盒里的东西Ifonlyyoucouldseeinsidemysecretbox就会改变你一生itwouldchangeyourlife没事的派大星It,sokay,Patrick我对秘密知道得不得了Iknowallaboutsecrets真知道Youdo?我有超多的秘密I'vegotagazillionsecrets比如什么1.ikewhat?众所周知秘密最好的一点Well,it'snosecretthatthebestthingaboutasecret就是秘密地把你的秘密告诉别人issecretlytellingsomeoneyoursecret从而秘密地再把一个秘密therebysecretlyaddinganothersecret收藏到他们秘密的秘密收藏里去totheirsecretcollectionofsecrets可秘密了secretly你要听我一个秘密吗Youwanttohearoneofmysecrets?可以听吗DoI?我想想1.et'ssee你知道你是我最好的朋友吗Didyouknowthatyou'remybestfriend?不会吧Noway再来听一个1.et'shearanotherone好啊Okay悄悄讲Secretly我有点幼稚malittlebitnaive我对你的看法大为改观了海绵宝宝11neverlookatyouthesamewayagain,Spongebob天啊Gosh再跟我讲点秘密Tellmesomemoresecrets好吧Okay我爱我在蟹堡王的工作IlovemyjobatTheKrustyKrab我睡觉都穿鞋Isleepwithmyshoeson我喜欢面包两面都涂果酱Ilikejellyonbothsidesofmytoast我从图书馆借了本书没有还vegotanoverduelibrarybook我觉得捉水母跟吹泡泡就是Ithinkjellyfishingandbubble-blowingarethe我上班就没迟到过I'veneverbeenlateforwork我跟人讲话说过花哨两字vesaidtheword"fancy"inconversation我喜欢听站台公告跳舞Iliketodancetoloadingzoneannouncements我还没有拿到驾照Istilldon'thavemydriver'slicense我有点太矮了malittleontheshortside我现在就穿着三条内♥裤♥mwearingthreepairsofunderwearrightnow哇Gasp我猜都猜不到Ineverwouldhaveguessed现在你会给我看你秘密盒里的东西吗Nowwillyoushowmewhat'sinsideyoursecretbox?不给海绵宝宝No,Spongebob只有我才能知道你是知道不了的It,sformetoknowandforyoutoneverfindout也许你是好理解了点海绵宝宝Youmaybeanopenbook,Spongebob但是我可比你那情况更复杂butmabitmorecomplicatedthanthat我内心的深不可测的城府可神秘了Theinnermachinationsofmymindareanenigma牛奶真的吗Oh,yeah?我倒也有不少秘密玩意Well,Igotplentyofsecretstuftoo我穿了秘密袜子vegotmysecretsockson小蜗还有秘密小蜗食盆AndmysecretGary'sbowl秘密电视MysecretTV还有秘密电视频道andmysecretTVchannel你觉得怎么样呢派大星Whatdoyouthinkofthat,Patrick?派大星Patrick?要是让你看见里面东西的话Maybeifyousawwhatwasinside就会知道为什么就必须得是秘密了you'dknowwhyithastobesecret在这特别的盒子里Insidethisverybox是一切秘密中最秘密的秘密isthemostsecretysecretinallofSecretdom而我正是它唯一的见证者andIamitssolewitness这就是个重担海绵宝宝It,saheavyburden,Spongebob但是谁都不能知道这盒子的神秘之处butnobodymustknowthemysteryofthebox谁都不能Nobody连Noteven章鱼哥家都不能知道Squidward'shouse一刻都不能停It,safull-timejob我要时刻保持警惕mconstantlyonthealert不知道会有谁会突然要Youneverknowwhensomeone'sgoingto海绵宝宝你这是想干什么Spongebob,whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing?那是我的秘密盒That'smysecretbox给我交出来Nowhanditover可是派大星But,Patrick我必须得知道秘密Imustknowthesecret跟你讲最后一遍海绵宝宝Forthelasttime,Spongebob不准no拜托就一眼Comeon,justapeek不行Never既然到这种地步了So,it'scometothis考虑到我们加了永远好朋友俱乐部AndtothinkwejoinedtheBestFriendsForeverClub听着偷秘密宝宝1.istenup,SpongebobSecretStealer"Pants"要是你再来靠近我的秘密盒Ifyouevercomenearmysecretboxagain我们就绝交wewon'tbefriendsanymore可But我们应该是we'resupposedtobe永远好朋友的friendsforever海绵宝宝派大星我内心好龌龊Ifeelsofilthy我玷污了我们的友谊园林Ihavesoiledourfriendshipgarden我就只是忍♥不住而已Ijustcouldn'thelpmyself我知道那是你的秘密Iknowit'syoursecret我保证会尊重的Ipromisetorespectthat求你原谅我吧派大星Pleaseforgiveme,Patrick求你了Please那个Well应该也不全是你的错Iguessit'snotallyourfault毕竟这可是个特别棒的秘密Afterall,thisisaprettygreatsecret我是说Imean你又怎能抵挡得住最棒秘密的诱惑呢howcouldyouresistthegreatestsecretever?最神奇Themostamazing最神秘mysterious最强大的秘密裤头村独有powerfulsecretinallofBikiniBottom?那现在你怎么看兄弟So,whatdoyousay,buddy?还是朋友吗Friends?朋友Friends那个盒子里有什么东西Whatcouldbeinthatbox派大星居然还不让我开盒看看thatPatrickdoesn'twantmetosee?可能是全世界唯一一只白化水母Maybeit,stheworld'sonlyalbinojellyfish还可能派大星是个珠宝大盗ormaybePatrick'samasterjewelthief盒里满是钻石andit'sfullofdiamonds还可能派大星是个发神经的疯子OrmaybePatrick'saderangedmaniac会把受害人的断头装进盒子里whokeepshisvictims*severedheadsinabox可能情况还更差Orevenworse可能是我圣诞节派对时的丑照maybeit'sanembarrassingsnapshotofmefromaChristmasparty一定要知道秘密盒里有什么东西Igottofindoutwhat'sinthatsecretbox不知道就不睡mnotgoingtoresttillIdo有了That'sit要怎么看秘密盒里的东西呢Howdoyoulookintoasecretbox?当然是要秘密地看Secretly,ofcourse我只要在派大星睡着的时候拿走盒子lljusttaketheboxwhilePatrick'ssleeping往盒子里面看lookinside趁着派大星还没注意到的时候andbeforePatrickevenhastimetonotice偷偷溜回去还llslideitback派大星就发现不了Patrickwon'tknow而我自己又多了一份秘密andllhavemyownlittlesecret是不是好办法啊小蜗Goodidea,eh,Gary?不No你懂个什么啊Whatdoyouknow?你就-蜗牛You'reasnail磨来磨去Snizzlefrazzy是谁Who,sit?秘密Se-e-ecret我得再安静点Igottobemorequiet可不能让派大星醒过来Idon'twanttowakePatrickup谁在那Who,sthere?薯片是谁Who,sthat?水Water秘密盒子啊Goodoldsecretbox看看里面有什么东西吧1.et'sseewhat'sinside晚安了小盒盒Nighty-night,boxie派大星还真睡得挺沉的Patricksureisaheavysleeper谁说的话Whosaidthat?是谁Who'sthere?是蛤制大盗It'stheclamburglar他在偷我的秘密盒Andhe'sstealingmysecretbox快给我交出来秘密盒抢匪Handoverthegoods,secret-boxbandit准备迎接你一生中最难受的枕头大战andprepareforthemostunpleasantpillowfightofyourlife等一下派大星Wait,wait,wait,Patrick住手Stop是我海绵宝宝It'sme,Spongebob少来了大盗Nicetry,burglar海绵宝宝是我最好的朋友ButSpongebob'smybestfriend他从来就不会从我这偷东西andhe'dneverstealfromme不No真的派大星Really,Patrick看1.ook这是永远好朋友It,stheBestFriendsForever永远好朋友戒指BestFriendsForeverRing友情戒指Ourfriendshipring真的是你Itisyou你怎么能这样Howcouldyoudothis?希望我这么说能让你好受些Ifitmakesyoufeelanybetter我没看里面的东西Ihaven'tlookedinside够了海绵宝宝That'sit,Spongebob你已经越过底线了Youhavecrossedtheline至于现在Asofrightnow这份友情结束了thisfriendshipisover真的吗Really?假的Nah真的想看你就看吧youcanlookinsideifyoureallywantto好啊Okay这是我一生中最激动的时刻之一了Thisisoneofthemostexcitingmomentsofmylife我要开盒了Well,hereitgoes怎么样Well?我不是跟你说过吗Didn,tItellyou?是不是很棒Isn'titgreat?就一根线头lt,sjustastring秘密线头Asecretstring那没事了你说得对Boy,whenyou'reright,you'reright你秘密盒里就那玩意啊That'ssomesecretboxyougotthere好吧Yeah谢谢你给我看Thanksforshowingmethat晚安派大星Well,goodnight,Patrick明天见Seeyoutomorrow晚安海绵宝宝Goodnight,Spongebob我早该知道的Ishouldhaveknown一直都只是根线头而已Itwasjustapieceofstringallalong我等不及要跟小蜗讲了WaittillItellGary幸好他没有把秘密线头拉起来Goodthinghedidn'tpullthesecretstring并且打开openingthe我秘密盒里的秘密夹层secretcompartmentofmysecretbox就能看到海绵宝宝圣诞派对的丑照了revealingoneembarrassingsnapshotofSpongebobatthatChristmasparty圣诞快乐海绵宝宝MerryChristmas,Spongebob怪才乐队那个Yeah我们是街角那家宠物医院的We'rewiththepethospitaldownthestreet我了解到andIunderstand你家里有只动物快要死了youhaveadyinganimalonthepremises喂Hello你正在向被忽略的天才的家里通话You'vereachedTheHouseOfUnrecognizedTalent请听到声音后留言Pleasestartafterthe听着好像你有只快死了的动物要处理Soundsasthoughyou'vegotadyinganimaltoattendto对吧老朋友eh,oldchum?声乐班的章鱼威廉弗克森SquilliamFancysonfrombandclass?听说你现在在耍收银机Ihearyou'replayingthecashregisternow有时会吧Well,sometimes你一字眉怎么样How'stheunibrow?可大可值钱了It'sbigandvaluable我现在在一个豪华大乐队当首席乐手mtheleaderofabigfancybandnow下周就要到泡泡碗去演出了andwe,resupposedtoplaytheBubbleBowlnextweek泡泡泡TheBu-Bu-Bu没错That'sright你的梦想生活被我抢了章鱼哥mlivingyourdreams,Squidward问题就在于Theproblemis我下周没空来不了mbusynextweekandcan,tmakeit所以我希望你跟你乐队能帮忙替一下So,Iwashopingyouandyourbandcouldcoverforus我我我我1-I-I-I'd我就知道Iknewit你连个乐队都没有Youdon,tevenhaveaband好吧我就让你回去当服务生吧Well,lljustletyougetbacktotheserviceindustrynow等下Holdit我碰巧已经不卖♥♥快餐了ItjustsohappensthatIdon,tsellfastfood我确实有个乐队Idohaveaband泡泡碗的演出我们可是去定了andwe,regoingtoplaythatBubbleBowl你怎么看章鱼威廉Howdoyoulikethat,Fancyboy?下周二祝你好运GoodlucknextTuesday我就希望观众会带超多的Ihopetheaudiencebringslotsof镇痛消炎药来ibuprofen我得赶紧招个游♥行♥乐队来vegottodrumupamarchingbandfast招Drum鼓乐队笑话Bandhumor快看这个想要充实你的枯燥生活吗1.ookingtoaddfulfillmenttoyourdull,dulllife?那就加入最棒的音乐明星团Thenbecomepartofthegreatestmusicalsensation轰动裤头村吧evertohitBikiniBottom烘培坊被成千上万你所不知晓的人永远崇拜Andbeforeveradoredbythousandsofpeopleyoudon'tknow更不必说免费小点心了Nottomentionfreerefreshments今晚开始练习Practicebeginstonight八点半准时到达8:30sharp笨蛋乐器出租员害我迟到了Stupidmusicrentalclerkmademelate那古板三叶虫连双簧管跟手肘都不分Thattrilobitedidn'tknowanoboefromanelbowoboe（双簧管）与elbow（手肘）谐音手肘Elbow又是乐队笑话Morebandhumor各位各位都安静People,people,settledown好了Okay,now你们有多少先前耍过乐器的吗Howmanyofyouhaveplayedmusicalinstrumentsbefore?刑具算不算Doinstrumentsoftorturecount?不算No蛋黄皆算乐器吗Ismayonnaiseaninstrument?不算派大星No,Patrick蛋黄酱不算乐器mayonnaiseisnotaninstrument辣根酱也不算乐器Horseradishisnotaninstrumenteither那好吧That'sfine没人有经验noonehasanyexperience幸好只有我技艺娴熟可以教你们Fortunately,Ihaveenoughtalentforallofyou什么时候领免费小点心WhendoWegetthefreefood?好了跟着我吹Okay,trytorepeatafterme铜管乐器组开始Brasssection,go好Good管乐器组开始Nowthewind鼓开始Andthedrums真可惜没杀死我Toobadthatdidn'tkillme我们来试试跟上节奏1.et'sjusttrysteppinginrhythm现在我要大家排成五排Now,Iwanteveryonetostandinstraightrowsoffive我们是不是要开始踢腿了Isthisthepartwherewestartkicking?不海绵宝宝No,Spongebob这是合唱队that,sachorusline踢腿Kicking?我要踢腿Iwanttodosomekicking好啊你Why,you开白色轿车的那个人Whoever'stheownerofthewhitesedan你忘记关车灯了youleftyourlightson好的各位非常完美Okay,that'sperfect,everybody泡泡碗我们来了BubbleBowl,herewecome旗手把旗子舞好Flagtwirlers,reallyspinthosethings好转弯Okay,turn旗手快上Flagtwirlers,let'sgo我要看你们舞好旗子Iwanttoseesomespinning旗手舞起来Flagtwirlers,let'smove快点给我舞Comeon,move口琴独奏怎么样了痞老板How'sthatharmonicasolocoming,Plankton?大有可为啊It,stremendous要看下吗Youwanttosee?好了现在是我们表演前的最后一夜Well,thisisourlastnighttogetherbeforetheshow我知道你们打一开始就毫无长进AndIknowthatyouhaven'timprovedsincewebegan不过我有个理论ButIhaveatheory人们想表现聪明就会大声说话对吧Peopletalkloudwhentheywanttoactsmart,right?对Correct所以要是我们演奏声音大Soifweplayloud别人就可能会觉得我们演奏很好peoplemightthinkwe'regood大家准备好了吗Everybodyready?Anda-oneanda-two一二三四anda-one,two,three,four好吧新理论Okay,newtheory我们演奏声音可能应该要非常小Maybeweshouldplaysoquietly小到没人听见noonecanhearus要想演奏得不那么难听Well,maybewewouldn'tsoundsobad某些人就不应该瞎耍大肉钳ifsomepeopledidn,ttrytoplaywithbig,meatyclaws你刚在说什么混账Whatdidyousay,punk?大Big肉meaty钳claws这大肉钳可不单单是用来求偶的Well,theseclawsain'tforjustattractingmates放马过来老头子Bringiton,oldman放马过来Bringiton别这样各位No,people都明智点别冲动1.et'sbesmartandbringitoff现在连会说话的奶酪都要来训我们了Sonowthetalkingcheeseisgoingtopreachtous住手住手Wait,wait我知道局势很紧张Iknowtensionsarehigh乐器交了押金的各位There'sadepositonthatequipment,people请你们静一静Settledown,please下课了Classisover好吧你们成功了Well,youdidit你们夺走了我能够快乐的机会Youtookmyonechanceathappiness也粉碎了这个机会andcrushedit粉碎成一片片细小微小极小的碎片Crusheditintolittletiny,bite-sizepieces我真的对你们寄予了更高的期望Ireallyhadexpectedbetterofyoupeople我应该在那一方面也挺失败的吧Iguessmaloserforthat,too明天不用麻烦你们过来了Don'tbothershowinguptomorrow就跟人家说你们排练出事故死掉了lljusttellthemyoualldiedinamarchingaccident谢谢大家So,thanks谢谢你们一事无成Thanksfornothing不客气You'rewelcome我们到底是什么样的怪物Whatkindofmonstersarewe?那个可怜人在有需要时向我们求助Thatpoorcreaturecametousinhishourofneed可我们却让他失望了andwefailedhim章鱼哥方便时总会来帮助我们Squidward'salwaysbeenthereforuswhenitwasconvenientforhim埃芙琳你家小吉米困在火场的时候Evelyn,whenyourlittleJimmywastrappedinafire是谁把他救出来的whorescuedhim?消防员Afireman拉里And,Larry你因为美黑药而心脏骤停的时候whenyourheartgaveoutfromallthosetanningpills是谁救活了你whorevivedyou?救护车上的人Someguyinanambulance对Right那如果我们都把章鱼哥看成是消防员So,ifweallcouldjustpretendthatSquidwardwasafireman或者救护车上的人orsomeguyinanambulance那么大家一定就能够团结起来thenmsurewecouldallpulltogether找出加入乐队的真正意义anddiscoverwhatittrulymeanstobeinamarchingband对为了消防员Yeah,forthefireman让章鱼哥抬起头来吧Nowlet'smakeSquidwardproudA-onea-two一起开始吧asquiddly-diddlydo泡泡碗我就知道会这样子Iknewthiswasgoingtohappen他们就要再去找别的乐队表演了They'rejustgoingtohavetofindanotherbandtoplay乐队入口我就只希望Ijusthopethat章鱼威廉没有发现Squilliamdoesn'tfindout章鱼威廉Squilliam你在这干什么Whatareyoudoinghere?我就只是要看你出丑而已Ijustwantedtowatchyoublowit那么你乐队在哪里啊So,where'syourband?他们来不了了Theycouldn'tcome他们They死了died那这又是谁Thenwho'sthat?是我的乐队Thatwouldbemyband我们准备好表演了章鱼哥We'rereadytoperform,Squidward好吧章鱼哥Well,Squiddy你乐队在我想象中刚好就这模样thisisexactlyhowIpicturedyourbandwouldlook那是人家的That'shis热切表情eagerface这应该是我最后一次在这镇上露面了IguessthiswillbethelasttimeIcanshowmyfaceinthistown这就对了章鱼哥That'sthespirit,Squidward好了球迷们Okay,footballfans掌声有请裤头村超级乐队putyourhandstogetherfortheBikiniBottomSuperBand这些鱼长得可真是丑Thesearesomeugly-lookingfish可能我们在一家有毒的垃圾场附近Maybewe'renearoneofthosetoxic-wastedumps我觉得我要吐了Ithinkmgoingtobesick好了各位Allright,everybody结束这一切吧1.et'sgetthisoverwithOnetwothree四four胜者获一切Thewinnertakesall正是追击的快♥感♥It'sthethrillofonemorekill最终倒下的人Thelastonetofall决不会灰心丧志Willneversacrificetheirwill不要回头看Don'teverlookback要迎风而上onthewindclosingin唯一的进击Theonlyattack正是风中展翅weretheirwingsonthewind梦想正在编织Thedaydreambegins这是甜蜜甜蜜的胜利Andit'ssweet,sweet,sweetvictory由我们得以争取Andit'soursforthetaking由我们奋斗It,soursforthefight在这甜蜜甜蜜的胜利Inthesweet,sweet,sweetvictory世界由我们去追随Andtheworldisourstofollow甜蜜的胜利Sweesweet,sweetvictory