SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝章鱼哥罢♥工♥了蟹堡王数数我的钱Countingmemoney钱比蜜糖还要甜moneysweeterthanhoney钱钱这个Money,moneythis钱钱那个Money,moneythat利润养肥我钱包Profitwillmakemewalletfat什么What上个月利润降了三块钱Profit'sdown$3fromlastmonth得加倍严格控制才行了vegottostartrunningatightershiparoundhere感谢选择蟹堡王ThankyouforchoosingtheKrustyKrab这是找你的零钱Here'syourchange章鱼哥先生Mr.Squidward?什么What?刚说的那堆找钱胡话是怎么回事What'swithallthischangenonsense?绕上去再绕下来Overandunder抓住末端穿过去Grabtheend,putitthroughhere往上绕过喇叭口upandaround,roundthehorn系紧完工bringitbackhome海绵宝宝Spongebob付你工资不是雇你来玩扮装游戏的Iain'tpayingyoutoplaydressup要呼吸到你休息时间吸去Breatheonyourowntime付你工资不是雇你来呼吸的Idon'tpayyoutobreathe你完全没付我们工资Youhardlypayusatall我想起来了Thatremindsme有样东西要给你们Igotsomethingforyou好啊Yes少得可怜的补偿Ourmeagrerestitution发薪日甜美的香气Thesweetsmellofpayday抱歉Sorry那是我准备干洗的衣服That'smedrycleaning这是你的票子Here,syourcheck这是你的海绵宝宝andhere'syours,Spongebob你的钱我不能收下蟹老板Ican'tacceptyourmoney,Mr.Krabs我热爱煎肉饼Grillingismypassion这什么东西Whatisthis?账单呼吸说话站立存在浪费时间咀嚼我就是站在收银台都得付钱给你You'remakingmepayyoutostandatthecashregister?你这什么意思Whatisthemeaningofthis?你发什么神经Haveyougoneoffthedeepend?这里得做出一点改变There'sgoingtobeafewchangesaroundhere只要每次逮到你们两个在偷懒EverytimeIcatchyoutwogoofingoff我就要罚你们钱mgoingtochargeyouforit18181919还有20and20拿去吧蟹老板Hereyougo,Mr.K这公多钱应该够缴清我的冒失行为了Ithinkthisshouldcoverallmynonsense再给五毛钱Andhere'sanextra50cents作为我还系了鞋带的罚款forwhenIwastyingmyshoe海绵宝宝你这是在干什么Spongebob,whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing?我只是在缴清我欠蟹老板的钱mjustgivingMr.KrabsthemoneyIowehim我一分钱都不给那个小气螃蟹WellIamnotpayingthatcheapskateKrabsonecent建议你也照着我做AndIsuggestyoudothesame为什么Why?我们工人必须联合起来We'vegottouniteasworkers要求老板给予我们应得的尊重anddemandtherespectwedeservefromtheboss其实我跟你应该罢♥工♥Infact,youandIshouldgoonstrike我跟你要罢♥工♥Youandmegoonstrike?对Sure毕竟你也很喜欢你的工作对吧Afterallyoulikeyourjob,right?对Right你想一直在这工作下去对吧Andyouwanttokeepworkinghere,right?对Right而且工作期间Andwhileyouworkhere还希望得到公正对待对吧youexpecttobetreatedfairly,right?对Right那就一起来罢♥工♥Thenlet,sgoonstrike罢♥工♥Astrike我们要罢♥工♥了We'regoingonstrike虽然不知道罢♥JL♥什么意思Istilldon'tknowwhatstrikemeans但我们要罢♥T♥TButwe'regoingonastrike你猜怎么着蟹老板Guesswhat,Mr.Krabs我跟章鱼哥要罢♥工♥了MeandSquidwardaregoingtogoonstrike罢♥工♥Astrike?对Yeah你意思是说你们要做抗♥议♥标语牌吗Youmeanyou,regoingtomakepicketsigns?对Yeah还要做抗♥议♥演讲Andyou'regoingtomakeprotestspeeches?对对Yeah,yeah而且还要求我得尊重你们Andyou'regoingtodemandmerespect?对Yeah不不No-no章鱼哥你不早说我会被开除Squidward,youdidn'ttellmeIwasgoingtogetfired没有蟹堡王了WithouttheKrustyKrab-我I-我1-章鱼哥Squidward你能抱抱我吗Couldyouholdme?我感觉不舒服Ithinkmgoingbesick海绵宝宝Spongebob告诉你个消息海绵宝宝Newsflash,Spongebob我也被开除了Igotfiredtoo所以我们才要罢♥工♥Thisisexactlywhyweneedtogoonstrike他再也不能这公对待我们了Hecan'ttreatuslikethisanymore他还欠我们一切无法挽问的珍贵时光Heowesusforallthepreciousirretrievablemoments浪费进了这个垃圾堆里的时光we,vewastedinthistrashheap不久他就会发现Soonhe'llrealise招聘他需要我们胜过我们需要他heneedsusmorethanweneedhim我们是团结的工人Weareworkersunited抱歉Sorry照着我说的做海绵宝宝JustdoexactlyasIsay,Spongebob不久之后andinnotime你不仅能重新上岗还能获得更多youwillhaveyourjobback,andmore获得更多Andmore?好了海绵宝宝听好AllrightSpongebob,nowlistenup我要教你罢♥工♥mgoingtohavetoteachyouhowtostrike首先先扔掉我们的制♥服♥First,wemustgetridofouruniforms那是压♥迫♥的象征Theyareasymbolofouroppression我要你把你帽子扔到地上去Iwantyoutothrowyourhatontheground就这样likeso现在踩个稀巴烂Now,stompitintothedust到你了海绵宝宝Yourturn,Spongebob这就对了That'stheidea快扔到地上去Nowthrowitontheground我做不到章鱼哥Ican'tdoit,Squidward这顶帽子是我朋友Thishatismyfriend从来没压♥迫♥过我Itneveroppressedme海绵宝宝你太可悲了Spongebob,you'repathetic你看1.ook我把帽子扔到地上了Ithrewmyhatontheground不打自招Aconfession下次三思而扔垃圾Nexttimethinkbeforeyoulitter好OK海绵宝宝注意听PayattentionSpongebob我们现在要做抗♥议♥标语牌Nowwe'regoingtomakepicketsigns这是罢♥T.♥最重要的一部分ThisisaveryimportantpartOfstriking这样行吗章鱼哥1.ikethis,Squidward?不是栅栏白♥痴♥NotApicketfence,youding-dong是标语牌Picketsign抠鼻这样呢How'sthis?不行No这才是抗♥议♥标语牌Thisisapicketsign蟹堡王不公正蟹堡王不公正KrustyKrabUnfair短小精悍直击重点Short,sweetandtothepoint这样呢章鱼哥Howaboutthis,Squidward?蟹堡王狂欢会海绵宝宝是不公正Spongebob,it'sunfair不是狂欢会notfunfair狂欢会Afunfair?在哪Where?我很想去狂欢Icouldgoforsomefin就在蟹堡王AttheKrustyKrab大家听我说Heyeverybody一起去狂欢会狂欢吧1.et'sgotothefunfair不公正的蟹堡王KrustyKrabisunfair不公正里面藏着蟹老板Mr.Krabsisinthere小破店里无情站Standingattheconcession密谋压♥迫♥不一般plottinghisoppression那什么意思Whattheheckdoesthatmean?不知道1don'tknow章鱼哥要我对大家喊的Squidwardtoldmetoyellitatpeople那你一定就是海绵宝宝了ThenyoumustbeSpongebobSquarepants对Yes兄弟你就是厨师界的传奇Dude,youarelikeafrycooklegend能在我锅铲上面签名吗Willyousignmyspatula?能给有志气的厨师做什么都行Anythingforanaspiringfrycook请问你是来帮忙罢&hearts江♥的吗So,didyoucomedowntohelpoutthecause?不No我是来抢你饭碗的Icametotakeyourjob谢谢兄弟Thanksdude请注意海绵宝宝AttentionSpongebob你罢♥T.♥水平太烂了Youareaterriblestriker你让你的继任者Youjustletyourreplacement越过了我们罢♥工♥的铜墙铁壁crossourpicketline完全没有要挟他withoutsomuchasasinglethreat对不起章鱼哥msorry,Squidward要不我再试试标语牌法Howabout1trythesignsagain?我爱蟹堡王别管标语牌了Forgetthesigns我有事要让你做Igotsomethingforyoutodo站到那边去Gostandoverthere这样吗章鱼哥1.ikethis,Squidward?快到了Almost再往右边一点完美Alittlemoretotheright,andperfect裤头村的居民们请注意AttentionpeopleofBikiniBottom你们大家都被欺骗了Youhavebeencheatedandliedto我就知道Iknewit温和的劳动者再也不能Thegentlelabourershallnolonger遭到蟹老板贪财黑心的大肆伤害sufferfromthenoxiousgreedofMr.Krabs那家伙在说什么What'sthatguytalkingabout?不知道Idon'tknow不过他手上有个喇叭Buthe'sgotamegaphone我们要拆开压♥迫♥的木板Wewilldismantleoppressionboardbyboard把大企业的根基锯成两半We'llsawthefoundationofbigbusinessinhalf即便需要一辈子evenifittakesaneternity我不知道章鱼哥是在说什么Gee,Idon'tknowwhatSquidward'stalkingabout不过感觉挺有道理Buthesuresoundsconvincing有了你的支持Withyoursupport我们会让人♥民♥意志的铁锤Wewillsendthehammerofthepeople'swill砸穿蟹老板奴役之家的窗户crashingthroughthewindowsofMr.Krabs'houseofservitude支持这么久都让我饿坏了Allthissupportingismakingmehungry大家去买♥♥蟹黄堡来吃吧Heyeverybody,IefsgogetaKrabbypatty没人在乎劳动者的命运Nobodygivesacareaboutthefateoflabour能立刻得到满足就让他们全跑了aslongastheycangettheirinstantgratification讲得真好章鱼哥Thatwasagreatspeech,Squidward你都快让大家全听你的了Youpracticallyhadthemeatingoutofyourhands然而并没有对吧章鱼哥先生Buttheydidn't,didthey,Mr.Squidward?那群看客都忙着听我的了Becausetheyweretoobusyeatingoutofmine真希望你们两个能早点罢♥工♥Iwishyoutwowouldhadgoneonstrikeearlier谢谢你吸引顾客来花钱Thanksforattractingallthesepayingcustomers拿标牌加喊口号♥可太能引流了withallyoursignageandyoursloganeering好了蟹老板Allright,Mr.Krabs你这次太过分了You'vegonetoofarthistime虽然你可以欺辱我Youcanpickonme但章鱼哥是伟大领袖butSquidwardisagreatleader我们是团结的工人Weareworkersunited我们已经受够了你的贪财黑心We'retiredofyoursmellygreed我们要锯开你的桌子Andwe'regoingtosawyourtables用人♥民♥的铁锤砸烂东西andwe,regoingtosmashStuffwiththepeople'shammer我们要Andwe'regoingto-我们要We'regoingto-章鱼哥另外那段是什么Squidward,whatwasthatotherpart?我们要拆开你的压♥迫♥Dismantleyouroppressiveestablishment?对Yeah那个也是Thattoo我跟章鱼哥要一直罢♥工♥下去AndmeandSquidwardaretogoingstayonstrike没收到应得的就绝不罢休untilwegetwhatwedeserve即便得罢&hearts江♥到永远Evenifittakesforever永远Forever永远Forever跟海绵宝宝罢&hearts江♥到永远OnstrikewithSpongebobforever蟹堡王还是不公正章鱼哥蟹老头肯定HeySquidward,IbetoldmanKrabs会在将来某天破产isgoingtobreakanyday章鱼哥Squidward?对吧章鱼哥Yeah,Squidward?得去求蟹老板要回原先的工作I'vegottobegMr.Krabsformyjobback了结这场蜃梦andputanendtothisnightmare晚上好章鱼哥先生Evening,Mr.Squidward我刚路过这附近Iwasjustintheneighbourhood然后我AndIuh-就想顺道过来求你回来上班thoughtddropbytobegyoutocomebacktowork蟹堡王就快垮了TheKrustyKrabisawreck没有你和那个黄色小子我快完蛋了mruinedwithoutyouandthenthatlittleyellowguy我雇的青少年把蟹堡王:块搞垮了TheteenagersIhiredisruiningtheplace最糟糕的就是Andtheworstpartis-他们就是缠着我不放theywon'tleavemealone好棒蟹老板Allright,Mr.Krabs懂我意思了吧SeewhatImean章鱼哥拜托你回来吧Squidward,pleaseyougottacomeback我们想要的你都会给吗You'llgiveusanythingwewant?对都会Yes,anything意下如何章鱼哥先生Sowhatdoyousay,Mr.Squidward?你的遭遇让我心如刀绞蟹老板Yourstorybreaksmyheart,Mr.Krabs不然我们就散散步一起Whydon'twetakealittlewalkanduh-讨论我的条件discussmyterms我的钱包有种不祥的预感Igotabadfeelinginthepitofmewallet万恶的黑心老板Hey,meanMr.Bossman罢♥工♥这工作我再也不干mquittingthisherejob跟章鱼哥罢&hearts江♥真是太兴奋Gee,beingonstrikewithSquidwardsureisakick章鱼哥的话语依然在我耳边萦绕着Squidward'swordsarestillbuzzingaroundinmyhead宛如愤怒水母在飞舞likeanangryjellyfish章鱼哥说得对Squidwardwasright我不能光坐这儿不动Ican'tjustsithere要来行动了It,stimeforaction我要恢复劳动人♥民♥应有的荣耀Iwillrestoretheworkingmantohisrightfulglory我要拆开这蟹堡王压♥迫♥的木板Iwilldismantlethisoppressiveestablishmentboardbyboard我要把这专♥制♥的桌子锯成两半Iwillsawthetablesoftyrannyinhalf咀嚼大企业的脚踝Gnawattheanklesofbigbusiness章鱼哥会特别骄傲的Squidwardwillbesoproud章鱼哥谈判可真是激烈WellSquidward,thosewereintensenegotiations很高兴你能换位思考蟹老板mgladyousawitourway,Mr.Krabs现在我能开除那群青少年NowIcanfirethemteenagers把我的两位好小子召回来了andgetmetwogoldenboysback上班时间见Well,seeyouatwork海绵Sponge-海绵宝宝你都干了什么好事Spongebob,whathaveyoudone我完完全全照你说的做了章鱼哥Ididexactlyasyousaid,Squidward我拆了蟹堡王Idismantledtheestablishment现在工作肯定能要回来了Nowwe'llgetourjobsbackforsure章鱼哥Squidward海绵宝宝Spongebob什么事蟹老板Yes,Mr.Krabs?要来了Hereitcomes为了赔偿这些损失Inordertopayoffthesedamages你们两个要为我工作一辈子youtwoaregoingtoworkformeforever罢♥_L♥成功了章鱼哥ThestrikeworkedSquidward我们的工作回来了Wegotourjobsback永远Forever永远Forever永远Forever海绵宝宝珊迪和虫子啊裤头村又一个祥和的夜晚Ah,anotherpeacefuleveninginBikiniBottom聆听这热带海域的寂静1.istentothetropicaltranquility裤头村请来两大勺Twoscoops,please谢谢Thankyou零钱不用找了Youkeepthechange什么What?蟹堡王我看到了Isawit特别大Itwasbig扭来扭去Itwasallwiggly把东西全吃了Anditateeverything太可怕了That'shorrible那是一只阿♥拉♥斯加牛虫ItwasanAlaskanBullWorm阿♥拉♥斯加牛虫它吃了我的独轮车Heatemywheelbarrow它吃了我家小孩的作业Heatemychildren'shomework都这样了还有必要说吗DoIneedtosayit?怎么办才能自保Howcanweprotectourselves?有了vegotit买♥♥个蟹黄堡吧1.et'sallbuyaKrabbypatty应该要把大门锁紧Weshouldlockourdoors应该要打电♥话♥找我外甥Weshouldcallmynephew应该要挖护城河Weshoulddigamote应该要带走裤头村WeshouldtakeBikiniBottom推到别处去andpushitsomewhereelse那办法可能太疯狂了Thatideamayjustbecrazyenough-狂得能害死大家togetusallkilled找个谁去追踪它1.et'sgetsomeonetogoafterit没有谁会傻到Thereain'tnoonefoolenough去对付阿♥拉♥斯加牛虫totakeonanAlaskanbullworm这边有厕所吗Yougotabathroominthisplace?在后面Intheback谢谢Thanks我可以帮你们抓虫llgetyourwormforya前提是愿意提供报酬thatisifyou'rewillingtopay不行No你一分钱也休想找我要You'llnevergetacentoutofme休想Never我宁愿那条虫马上就进来dratherthatwormcomeinhererightnow生吃了你们大家andeatyouallalive抱歉Sorry讨厌啦Awshucks我才不要你的钱Idon'twantyourmoney单纯渲染一下气氛而已Iwasjustplayingupthedramaofthemomentisall没错Nope我之所以要平白无故解决掉那条虫mgonnatakethatspinelesscritterdownfornothing是因为这是私人恩怨Becausethisispersonal看我尾巴不见了1.ook,mytaisgone那害虫一定在我背后偷袭r胆小鬼VarmitmusthavegotitwhileIhadmybackturned,thecoward我要夺回属于我的东西Iamgonnagetbackwhat'smine什么What可是珊迪你不知道你的对手是什么ButSandy,youdon'tknowwhatyou'reupagainst我们说的可是阿♥拉♥斯加牛虫Wearetalkingaboutanalaskanbullworm阿♥拉♥斯加牛虫虽然我不了解阿♥拉♥斯加WellIdon'tknownothingaboutAlaska但是你看butIookiehere在我德克萨斯老家我套过牛BackinTexas,Iwrangledbulls也套过虫andIwrangledworms在我看来AsfarasI'mconcerned牛和虫一起套完全就是省了一条绳doingthembothtogetherjustsavesrope现在我要去把虫子打得落花流水了Nowmgonnagokickmesomewormtail可是珊迪你不知道ButSandy,youdon'tknow放心好了海绵宝宝Don'tworry,Spongebob不会耗太久的Iwon'tbelong珊迪Sandy珊迪Sandy快去抓它珊迪GogethimSandy我们对你信心满满Wehavetheutmostconfidenceinyou刚刚你想到了什么办法Nowwhatwasthatideaofyours?推Push等等Wait珊迪Sandy海绵宝宝是要来看戏吗HeySpongebob,youcomingtowatch?珊迪Sandy别去Don'tgo为什么Whynot?珊迪我看到了SandyIsawit它又大又可怕It'sbig,scary大可怕粉红还粉红andpink派大星的肚脐眼也这样So'sPatrick'sbellybutton那玩意我也不怕ButIain'tafraidofthatneither它会把你打败的You'llgetmassacred海绵宝宝我可是德克萨斯松鼠Spongebob,mfromTexas你眼中的大跟我眼中的大WhatyouthinkisbigandwhatIthinkisbig根本是两种完全不同的大aretwototallydifferentbigs并且它抢了我的尾巴Besides,he,sgotmytail绝对不能坐视不管Ican'ttakethatsittingdown好OK可是But-万一抢你尾巴的不是那条虫呢whatifthewormdidn'ttakeyourtail?要是抢我尾巴的不是虫那是谁干的Ifthatwormain'tgotmytail,whodoes?是我Ido你吗Youdo?在哪Where?我口袋里Inmypocket那你怎么不早说Wellwhydidn'tyoujustsayso?快拿来Giveithere快啊Comeon海绵宝宝那是一根回形针Spongebob,that,sapaperclip还有一条线头andapieceofstring才不是Noit'snot就是你的尾巴Thisisyourtail海绵宝宝Spongebob你凭什么知道那不是Howwouldyouknow?尾巴在后面根本看不到It,salwaysbehindyou别去Don'tgo别去Don'tgo海绵宝宝你有什么毛病Spongebob,whatisthematterwithyou?我要去给那条没腿的坏蛋来点教训Nowmgonnagogivethatleglessrascalwhatfor不管你说什么都阻止不了我Andthereain'tnothingyoucansaytostopme是吗那我就说Ohyeah,whatifIsaid板腊根付地甭侬吸Blaggenfidibblenohip不得不承认确实拖了我一点时间Well,Igottaadmitthat'sslowingmedown但我还是要去找它Butmstillgoingforhim尾巴也没大家说得那么值Youknow,tailsaresooverrated别想尾巴的事情了回去吧1.et'sjustforgetaboutitandgohome我有果仁冰淇淋vegoticecreamwithnuts珊迪我是你爹Sandy,thisisyourPappyspeaking我要禁止你去追踪这条虫andIforbidyoutogoafterthisworm你给我回来大小姐Y'allcomebackhere,younglady你又不是我爹Youain'tmypa珊迪要想去找虫Sandy,ifyouwanttogettothatworm必须先过我这关you'regoingtohavetogothroughme珊迪不行Sandy,no我不能让你走Icanletyou我不能让你没命mnotgoingtoletyougetkilled你要是我找到了它肯定会吃掉你Ifyoufindhimyou'llgeteatenforsure某些海里的笨虫子绝对不可能Ain'tnowaysomedumboldseaworm会吃掉我isgoingtomakeamealame我德克萨斯来的可强rIamtooTexastough不行No-no你还不够强nottoughenough你还不够强Nottoughenough海绵宝宝别瞎操心了Spongebob,quityourworrying我能管好我自己的Icantakecareofmyself毕竟谁是裤头村最强壮的生物Afterall,who'sthestrongestcritterinBikiniBottom?是你Youare是谁最会Andwhoputthe打空手道KinKarate?是你Youdid是谁常常保住了你的黄屁♥股♥Andwhosavesyouryellowbackside每次都不让它摔坏fromcertaindestructiononaregularbasis?珊迪所有是你Youdo对Right我也能应付得来你的小小牛虫AndIcanhandleyourlittlebullwormtoo因为我最强CauseIamthebestthereis根本没东西Thereain,tnothing能又大又凶到我抓不住的地步toobigortooorneryformetocatch好OK说出来Sayit没有东西Thereisn,tanything-根本没东西Ain,tnothing-根本没东西能又大又凶Ain,tnothingtoobigortooornery到你抓不住的地步foryoutocatch可是But可是But而且And我们We会死Die没错但是Yeahbut