SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望Ifnauticalnonsensebesomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝白♥痴♥的生存好耶我们要去珊迪家Allright,we'regoingtoSandy'shouse我要比你先到mgoingtobeatyouthere给树保个暖珊迪Keepthetreewarm,Sandy禁止入内珊迪Sandy?珊迪Hey,Sandy干嘛挂牌子what,swiththesign你看她上美食频道了1.ook,she,sonTheEatingChannel你好Howdy如果你看到了这个Ify,allarewatchingthis这就表示我过冬睡着了thatmeansmasleepforthewinter此时的睡眠就叫做冬眠Thissleepiscalledhibernation冬眠冬眠期间Duringhibernation动物们都很不愿意突然吵醒animalsdon'tliketobewokenup所以请勿打扰Sodonotdisturb说的就是你海绵宝宝Thatmeansyou,SpongeBob最好戴上Webetterputtheseon不必了派大星Nevermind,Pat珊迪说不要进去Sandysaidnottocomein排水我们还是走吧1.et'samscray你什么时候才学得会海绵宝宝Whenareyougoingtolearn,SpongeBob?不的意思就是是"No"means"yes"派大星跟你说Patrick,listen得多少次才能howmanytimesdowehaveto海绵宝宝你看这个SpongeBob,lookatthis这什么东西Whatisthisstuff?是辽阔梦幻的仙境It'savast,swirlingwonderland充满洁白无瑕的好景ofsparklingwhitepleasure来充实你的感官1.etitfillyoursenses让兴奋愉悦缓缓流K尽享绵软withcascading,fluffypillowsOfexcitementandcomfort体验从未有过的怡情asyou'veneverfeltbefore哇派大星Wow,Patrick好文采Thatwasbeautiful什么What?我刚在念这张糖果包装纸你看Iwasjustreadingthiscandywrapper,see?派大星Patrick把头盔戴回去Putyourhelmetbackon珊迪家里没有水Youknowthere'snowateratSandy,shouse没事海绵宝宝Ifsokay,SpongeBob这东西就是水Thisstuffiswater你看1.ook看来你说的对Iguessyou,reright脱掉不会有事It,sokayhere脱掉吧Takeitoff没人看的Noone'slooking海绵宝宝你听见没SpongeBob,didyouhearthat?应该是从珊迪的树里面传来的IthinkitcamefromupinSandy,stree好一棵累垮的树Thatisonetiredtree去看一下1.et'scheckitout看看珊迪的床上有什么1.ookwhat'sinSandy'sbed像个充了太多气的珊迪娃娃1.ookslikeanoverinflatedSandydoll这东西好像就是珊迪IthinkthisthingisSandy冬眠一定就是Hibernationmustmean美容觉的反义词theoppositeofbeautysleep我已经受够你肮脏的勾当了坏蛋丹vehadenoughofyourdastardlydeeds,DirtyDan我要逮到你和你同伙钉子头拉里mgonnagetyouandyourpartner,PinheadLarry不然我就不叫ormynameain't警长珊迪SheriffSandy她一定是梦见了德克萨斯的罪犯ShemustbedreamingaboutTexasoutlaws小心珊迪1.ookout,Sandy我是坏蛋丹mDirtyDan我要逮到你mgonnacatchyou用纳税人的钱把你关进牢里andthrowinjailattaxpayers1expense最好跑快点珊迪Youbetterrunfaster,Sandy对我就快逃走了Yeah,mgettingaway跑快点Runfaster快啊我们就快上出租车了Hurry,we'regettinginataxi快点快点Faster,faster我要逮到你们两个llgetyoutwo你们身上只有纯粹的邪恶You,renothingbutpureevil就跟报纸上的漫画一个样Justlikenewspapercomics走了派大星Comeon,Patrick别再打扰人家了Weshouldn,tdisturbheranymore那不叫打扰That'snotdisturbing这才叫打扰Thisisdisturbing你好啊海绵宝宝Hi,there,SpongeBob我叫派大背MynameisPatback确实很打扰人Thatisreallydisturbing海绵宝宝SpongeBob?跑快点海绵宝宝Faster,SpongeBob她快追上我们了She'sgainingonus珊迪不要Sandy,no住手Stop我警告过你了坏蛋丹Iwarnedyou,DirtyDan现在你要被我狠狠揍顿NowyoujustcrossedtheborderintoHurtville珊迪是我们Sandy,it'sus你朋友海绵宝宝和派大星yourfriendsSpongeBobandPatrick求你了珊迪Please,Sandy我没钱去干洗Ican'tafforddrycleaning我要剥了你们皮做成六码的靴子Gonnaskinyaandmakeapairofsizesixboots玩完了Fun'sover绝对不能又把她吵醒了Wesuredon'twanttowakeherupagain可惜我们身上Toobadwedon'thave没有耳塞可以帮她戴上anyearplugstoputonher有的我肚脐里有绒毛Yeah,all'sIgotisthisbellybuttonlint好啊派大星Allright,Pat我要扒了你们胳膊mgonnaripyourarmsoff还有煎饼andflapjacks这样应该就行了Well,thatoughttowork珊迪有没有用Hey,Sandy,doesitwork?珊迪如果听不见Hey,Sandy,ifyoucan'thearus就别说话don'tsayanything珊迪Hey,Sandy别醒了Don'twakeup再见警长珊迪Seeyoulater,SheriffSandy你被捕了You'reunderarrest你逮不到我的You'llnevercatchme这样不公平That'snotfair牛仔可买♥♥不起大炮Cowboyscouldn'taffordcannons牛仔也买♥♥不起客货两用车Theycouldn'taffordstationwagons,either仪表盘不错Nicepaneling好了钉子头Allright,Pinhead你的死期到了Yourtimeisup你叫谁钉子头WhoyoucallingPinhead?我要当坏蛋丹IwanttobeDirtyDan你凭什么觉得你能当坏蛋丹WhatmakesyouthinkyoucanbeDirtyDan?我是坏mdirty我才是坏蛋丹dsaymDirtyDan我才是坏蛋丹dsaymDirtyDan我才是坏蛋丹dsaymDirtyDan我是坏蛋丹mDirtyDan我是坏蛋丹mDirtyDan我是坏蛋丹I'mDirtyDan我是坏蛋丹mDirtyDan我是坏蛋丹mDirtyDan我是坏蛋丹I'mDirtyDan我是坏蛋丹mDirtyDan我是坏蛋丹mDirtyDan我是坏蛋丹mDirtyDan我是坏蛋丹mDirtyDan我是坏蛋丹mDirtyDan大喊大叫会害你没Screamingwillgetyouno你们两个谁才是坏蛋丹WhichoneofyoufellersistherealDirtyDan?我是Iam派大星Patrick辣鸡翅Hotwings好钉子头拉里Okay,PinheadLarry到你受死了Nowyougetyours钉子头Pinhead你要为你犯的罪付出代价钉子头Nowyou'regonnapayforthosecrimes,Pinhead珊迪退后Sandy,standback我警告你mwarningya好我警告过你了Okay,Iwarnedya你赢了吗Didyouwin?嗨海绵宝宝Hi,SpongeBob坏蛋丹钉子头拉里好吧海绵宝宝Okay,SpongeBob你来当坏蛋丹youcanbeDirtyDan我只想当派大星IjustwanttobePatrick我们快出去1.et'sgetoutofhere免得珊迪又突然醒过来beforeSandywakesupagain抱歉派大星Sorry,Patrick门特别滑butthedoorisslippery冻住了It,sfrozenshut我来试试看1.etmehaveatry芝麻开门Open,Sesame我已经尽力了Well,vedoneallIcando那我们就被困在这了Thenwe'restuckinhere大门解冻才能出去untilthedoorthaws得等到春天inspring真见鬼Barnacles春天到了吗Isitspringyet?没N-n-no我都冷得打哆嗦了msoc-c-coldthatmshivering我都冷得能拿鼻涕I-msocoldthatIcanusemynosedrippings当筷子用rasapairofchopsticks我冷得I-msoc-coldthat都打哆嗦了mshivering也许我们该烧个火Maybeweshouldbuildafire有了vegotit烧珊迪树上的树皮好了We'llburnthebarkfromSandy'stree等我把你解决了You,regonnabewearinganironlung你必戴人工呼吸器钉子头whenmthroughwithyou,Pinhead火生不起来派大星Thefire,snotgoingtohappen,Patrick我不明白Idon'tgetit珊迪每年怎么会HowdoesSandy撑过这么恶劣的情况survivetheseintenseconditionseveryyear?可能因为是她直接无视了Maybeshejustignoresit可能Maybe可能Maybe可能因为她的毛Maybeit'sherfur对了Yeah快看那堆暖和的毛1.ookatallthatwarm,toastyfur就好像是长毛的金矿It'slikeagoldmine,butwithfur小心Carefully小心Carefully动作快啊Comeon,doit我都冷死了mfreezinghere好了好了Allright,allright稍安勿躁hangonasecond这么多应该够吧Thatshouldbeenough,right?海绵宝宝我是大男人Sponge,mabigman特别大个的男人Abig,bigman看来我一生已经过完了Well,Iguessvelivedafulllife你扒得也太慢了Thisistakingtoolong我现在就要温暖Iwantthewarmnow派大星不要Pat,no派大星你疯了吗Pat,areyoucrazy?不No我暖和了mwarm那卷胶带给我看看1.etmeseethatrolloftape她的毛真的好保暖Man,thatfurreallyhitsthespot胳肢窝再也不会受冻了Nomorefrozenarmpits一字眉山羊胡组合大有奇效Andthiseyebrow/goateecomboworkslikeacharm这是我们最好的主意Thisthebestideawe,veeverhad没错Yousaidit我准备好度过最久最冷的冬天了mreadyforthelongest,coldestwinterever放马过来Bringiton春天了Spring?已经春天了Springalready真该死Tartarsauce锁还冻着Thelockisstillfrozen我等不及要出去暖暖身上的毛了Isurecan'twaittogetoutsideandwarmmyfur看啊是海绵宝宝跟派大星Oh,look,it'sSpongeBobandPatrick你们好Hi,guys没事珊迪It'sokay,Sandy松鼠型脱毛Squirrelpatternbaldness在小型哺乳动物当中很常见isquitecommoninsmallmammals海绵宝宝SpongeBob派大星Patrick你放心珊迪Don'tworry,Sandy我们会帮你解决的We'vegotyoucovered要不要再来点柠檬水Morelemonade,boys?谢谢珊迪Thanks,Sandy春天真美好Springsureislovely被抛弃找到你了小蜗vegotyounow,Gary抓到了你当鬼Tag,you'reit小蜗肯定找不到我在这Garywillneverfindmehere抓到了Tag现在我当鬼Nowmit嗨海绵宝宝Hi,SpongeBob你在干什么Whatareyoudoing?我跟小蜗在玩抓人游戏GaryandIareplayingtag要一起来玩吗Youwanttojoinus?好啊我可以吗Oh,boy,wouldI?好Okay抓到了Tag你当鬼you'reit我当鬼mit抓到了你当鬼Tag,you'reit我赢了Iwin小蜗怎么了What'swithGary?声音跟汽船似的Hesoundslikeamotorboat那只是蜗牛向你表示喜欢的方式That'sjustasnaiswayofsayinghelikesyou好痒Tickles看来现在Well,Iguessit,stime我跟小蜗该走了formeandtheGarBeartogetgoing来吧小蜗Comeon,Gary天啊我等不及要去睡觉了Boy,Ican'twaittohitthehay你呢小蜗Howaboutyou,Gary?小蜗Gary?小蜗Gary?刷刷刷Brush,brush,brush派大星你看到小蜗了吗Hey,Patrick,haveyouseenGary?刷刷刷Brush,brush,brush到处都要刷Brushingeverywhere没Nope小蜗在这Hereheis来吧小蜗Comeon,Gary让派大星好好睡觉We'vegottoletPatrickgotosleep我不介意海绵宝宝Idon'tminSpongeBob说实话Infact不然你今晚就让小蜗来我家睡好了whydon'tyouletGarysleepoveratmyhousetonight?真是个好办法That'sagreatidea来过夜好棒Asleep-over,oh,boy一定会特别棒的小蜗Thisisgoingtobegreat,Gary可以通宵看恐怖电影Wecanstayuptilldawnandwatchscarymovies吃爆米花玩桌游andeatpopcornandplayboardgames好棒Thisisgreat我全海洋最好的两个朋友一起过夜Mytwobestfriendsinthewholeseahavingasleep-over然后一起搭纸牌屋Andthenwe'llmakeahouseofcards然后一起看漫画andthenwe,llreadsomecomicbooks好你们好好去玩Okay,youguyshaveagoodtime明天再见llseeyoutomorrow我醒了mawake海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob昨天过夜怎么样Hey,guys,howwasthesleep-over?可捧了海绵宝宝Great,SpongeBob看好了Watchthis我走到哪小蜗就跟到哪NomatterwhereIgo,Garyfollows看到没See?来吧小蜗Comeon,Gary快来抓Tryandcatch我me是不是很棒啊小蜗Isn,tthisgreat,Gary?我到处跑你来追我Merunningaroundandyouchasingme你没追我You,renotchasingme来吧小蜗Comeon,Gary我们换另外一个游戏玩1.et'sgoplayadifferentgame小心我就在你前面1.ookout,mrightinfrontofyou我是怎么了What'swrongwithme?让人家不舒服吗DoIoffend?小蜗Hey,Gary小!你看Gary,look是你最爱的球It,syourfavoriteball小蜗Hey,Gary你看1.ook蜗牛咬咬点心蜗牛咬咬点心Snail-nip救命Help小蜗救命Gary,help救救我Helpme我的海神王啊MercifulNeptune我关窗夹到头了Iclosedthewindowonmyhead好了都够了Allright,that'sit小蜗现在不准你再做傻事了Gary,youstopthisfoolishnessrightnow蜗牛小蜗我问话你就必须回话GarytheSnail,answermewhenmtalkingtoyou好Okay到此为止先生that,sit,mister你马上跟我回家Youarecominghomewithmerightthisinstant跟派大星说再见小蜗Saygood-byetoPatrick,Gary慢着生气爸妈宝宝Holditrightthere,DadMomAngryPants你那是什么意思What'sthatsupposedtomean?不知道Idon'tknow但我知道小蜗心里清楚要跟谁走ButIdoknowGaryknowswhohewantstogowith现在你给我放下小蜗Now,Isuggestyouputhimdown由小蜗自己来选择andlethimchoose好但我想提醒一下小蜗Fine,butIwouldliketoremindhim是谁整天喂小蜗养小蜗whoitwasthatfedhimandhousedhim生病的时候坐在床边andsatathisbedsidewhenhewassick还在眼睛疼的时候帮忙按♥摩♥眼柄andmassagedhiseyestalkswhenhiseyesweresore好小蜗Okay,Gary给人家憔瞧看goahead,showhim好小蜗Okay,Gary来我这边cometome快啊快啊小蜗Comeon,comeon,Gary快啊Comeon到这来小蜗comehere,Gary走错了小蜗Wrongway,Gary小蜗快调头G-Gary,turnaround小蜗调头Gary,turnaround小蜗不Gary,no小蜗不不不Gary,no,no,no别过去小蜗No,don'tdoit,Gary不小蜗No,Gary好好好Well,well,well看来答案揭晓了Iguessthatanswersthatquestion再见海绵宝宝Solong,SpongeBob我跟小蜗有事要做GaryandmegotStufftodo好行Okay,fine如果你就这样谢我Ifthat'sthewayyouwanttothankme谢我为你做的一切forallthatvedone小蜗看来你不肯回来了小蜗Iguessyou'renotcomingback,Gary我不需要小蜗Idon'tneedGary我再找一只宠物好了I'lljustfindanotherpet好肯定比小蜗强Yeah,itwillbebetterthanGary我要养一只mgoingtogetapet不会跟我最好的朋友跑路的宠物whowon'tgooffwithmybestfriend你们好Hi,guys跟我的新朋友雷克斯打个招呼SayhellotomynewpalRex它不仅忠诚Notonlyisheloyal还会听我话做动作butheknowstricks,too好好看好好学Watchandlearn坐下雷克斯Sit,Rex,sit翻滚雷克斯Rollover,Rex,rollover不要动雷克斯Nowstay,Rex,stay乖虫虫雷克斯Goodboy,Rex谁是乖虫虫Who,sagoodboy?谁是乖虫虫Who'sagoodboy?谁是乖虫虫Who,sagoodboy?很高兴我们分道扬镶r小蜗msuregladwewentourseparateways,Gary虫子才是适合我的宠物Awormreallyisthepetforme忠诚又值得信任Soloyal,sotrusting在我身边不离不弃Alwaysbymyside公交站反正谁还需要虫子Whoneedswormsanyway?欢迎到家新任好朋友Welcomehome,newestbestfriend出来吧别害羞Comeonout,don'tbeshy你让我想起了我曾经认识过的某位YouremindmeofsomeoneIonceknew这位的名字Acertainsomeonewhosename不能在这个家里说出来willnotbementionedinthishousehold走吧我来带你参观一下Comeon,letmeshowyouaround小拉1.arry现在小蜗Andnow,Larry为你献上晚餐时间Ipresenttoyoudinnertime哒哒Ta-da小拉用餐愉快小拉BonappetiLarry好吧Okay等会再吃maybelater你就在这睡觉小拉Thisiswhereyousleep,Larry我在那睡That'swhereI那就让你睡那边Iguessyoucansleepthere我就睡这边llsleepdownhere晚安了小拉Well,goodnightLarry小拉1.arry想听笑话吗Wanttohearajoke?小蜗以前特别爱这条笑话Garyusedtolovethisone船上的蜗牛叫什么Whatdoyoucallasnailonaship?蜗手Asnailor没听懂吗小拉Don'tyougetit,Larry蜗A蜗手asnailor天啊小拉跟小蜗区别太大了Gosh,LarrysureisdifferentthanGary小蜗和小拉AndGaryandLarry跟小杰的区别非常大arerealdifferentthanJerry小蜗你为什么要离我而去Gary,whydidyouhavetogo?为什么小蜗Why,Gary为什么why?为什么为什么Why,why?小蜗Gary?海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob你好派大星Hello,Patrick你好Hello小蜗Gary请问可不可以Woulditbeallright让我和小蜗在这洗衣服ifGaryandIdidsomelaundryoverhere?洗衣服1.aundry?我们以前常常洗衣服Butweusedtodolaundry然后And,uh海绵宝宝SpongeBob?能借点肥皂用吗Couldweborrowsomesoap?肥皂Soap?我们以前常常用肥皂Butweusedtousesoap你想要Doyouwant清香型还是耐freshscentorheavy清香型耐用型用du要来了Hereitcomes耐用Duty重任小蜗Gary求你回来吧小蜗Pleasecomeback,Gary快回家吧Pleasecomehome没了你我就废了mawreckwithoutyou有了Iknow如果你能回来Ifyoucomeback就定一条不准定规矩的规矩therewillbeano-rulesrule你想什么时候玩什么东西都可以Youcandowhateveryouwantwhenyouwant想扒沙发可以使劲扒Ifyoufeellikerippingupthesofa,ripitup至于砂盆Andthelitterbox?用不着了Forgetaboutit全世界就是你的砂盆Theworldisyourlitterbox而且你再也不用Andyoudon,thaveto等着我来喂你了waitaroundformetofeedyouanymore冰箱全天候随便开24-hourfridgeaccess连碗都可以不用拿了Andyoudon'tevenhavetouseabowl我知道你有多喜欢Iknowhowmuchyoulike我珍贵的章鱼哥浮木雕myprizeddriftwoodcarvingOfSquidward把它当抓板放心给你抓Well,thinkofitasyourownpersonalscratchingpost怎么样小蜗Whatdoyouthink,Gary?有不有趣小蜗Won'titbefun,Gary?太可悲了Howpathetic小蜗Gary对不起海绵宝宝msorry,SpongeBob小蜗现在只跟我走butGary'swithmenow你机会用完了也失败了Youhadyourchanceandyoufailed不能再活在过去了Youhavetostoplivinginthepast面对现实吧海绵宝宝Faceit,SpongeBob你只会伤害到你自己You,reonlyhurtingyourself这就是小蜗想要的IfswhatGarywants而小蜗想要的就是我andwhatGarywants,isme对吧小蜗Right,Gary?它只喜欢我的短裤Heonlylikedmeformyshorts不对派大星No,Patrick小蜗想要你口袋里的饼干Hewantedthecookieinyourpocket小蜗G-G-Gary?小蜗我就知道你不会抛弃我Gary,Iknewyou'dneverleaveme我们去遛遛吧兄弟1.et'sgoforawalk,pal小蜗Gary?我们刚才情谊明明还很深重Ithoughtwhatwehadwasspecial