SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝奶奶的吻就是这了Thereitis奶奶的家Grandma'shouse今天会有什么好东西在等着我呢Whatwondersawaitmetoday新鲜现烤的饼干Fresh-bakedcookies?故事时间Storytime?每一针都充满爱的毛衣Asweaterwithloveineverystitch?我还等什么呢WhatamIwaitingfor?奶奶Grandma海绵宝宝SpongeBob奶奶好Hi,Grandma快进来坐一会吧Comeinandsitforawhile来吃饼干海绵宝宝Haveacookie,SpongeBob奶奶你做的饼干是全海洋最棒的了Grandma,youmakethebestcookiesinthedeepbluesea好啊Oh,yeah奶奶的饼干Grandma'scookies有谁想要舔勺子呢Now,whowantstolickthespoon?我我我Me,me,me然后我们一路开回了家Andthenwedroveallthewayhome大冷天里窗子都关得紧紧的withallthewindowsdowninthefreezingcold再跟我讲个我小时候的故事吧TellmeanotherstoryaboutwhenIwasababy三点了3:00我上班要迟到了mgoingtobelateforwork来坐我的车Hopinmycar我送你过去I'lldropyouoff蟹堡王谢谢奶奶Thanks,Grandma入口海绵宝宝你忘了要亲亲了SpongeBob,youforgotyourkissy-kissy确实是Isuredid奶奶拜拜Bye,Grandma谢谢你送我Thanksfortheride谢谢章鱼哥Thankyou,Squidward天啊Oh,brother是不是很棒啊Isn'tthisgreat?大家今天的心情真不错Everybody'sinagoodmoodtoday我很想过来煞风景海绵宝宝Iloveburstingyourbubble,SpongeBob他们这是在笑你不是在跟你笑They'relaughingatyou,notwithyou我做了什么可笑的事吗DidIdosomethingfunny?看你额头Yourforehead我额头可笑吗Myforeheadisfunny?奶奶的小宝贝Hey,grandma'sboyV,Jxzjs<T><J<JxKissy-kissy-kissy不No你们都错TYou'rewrong被There被奶奶亲没什么大不了的there,snothingwrongwithgettingkissesfromyourgrandma对No要是你是个穿纸尿裤的巨婴就更对了especiallyifyou'reabigbabywhowearsdiapers还吸大拇指And,andsuckshisthumb玩布娃娃andplayswithdolls还and,um穿着长得让脚都伸不出的睡衣wearspajamaswithfeetinthem还带着andcarrieshis,Um小毯毯到处跑还binkyaround,and,uh差不多得了Allrightalready振作点海绵宝宝Cheerup,SpongeBob我知道还有个喜欢你的人Iknowsomeonewhostilllikesyou真的吗Really?你真知道吗章鱼哥Youdo,Squidward?对Yeah就是你奶奶Yourgrandma住口Stopit在大庭广众之下的羞辱到此为止了Ihavebeenpubliclyhumiliatedforthelasttime我为你之前的事情难过海绵宝宝msorrythathappenedtoyou,SpongeBob我也是Me,too你是我认识的最大人的人了You'rethemostadultpersonIknow谢了派大星Thanks,Patrick你要知道奶奶都是些什么货色Youknowhowgrandmasare她们爱小宝宝Theylovebabies你就不能在她身边表现得像个小宝宝Youjustcan'tactlikeababyaroundher说得对派大星You'reright,Patrick我什么时候没对过HaveIevernotbeenright?你现在是男子汉了海绵宝宝You'reamannow,SpongeBob你是时候该表现得像个男子汉了andit'stimeyoustartedactinglikeone对Yeah可我不太确定要怎么表现ButmnotsureIknowhow让我来演示Allowmetodemonstrate首先挺起胸膛First,puffoutyourchest现在说免除税款Nowsay"taxexemptionw免除税款Taxexemption现在你要品味自&hearts;由&hearts;创作的爵士乐Nowyoumustacquireatasteforfree-formjazz行了海绵宝宝Okay,SpongeBob你准备好了You'reready就这样了Thisisit你要跟你奶奶说什么WhatareyougoingtotellGrandma?我是个大人magrown-up对此不准有任何异议Noifs,andsorbutsaboutit男子汉要做男子汉要做的事Aman'sgottodowhataman,sgottodo然后你就到她身后我来推一把AndthenyougetbehindherandI'llpush派大星我们可没商量过这事Patrick,wedidn'tsaythat没错确实Yeah,right现在就只缺成年礼蛋糕上的糖霜了Allweneednowistheicingonthematuritycake好几年来我一直在养着这些小宝贝vebeengrowingthesebabiesforyears络腮胡子Sideburns你好海绵宝宝Hello,SpongeBob多么惊喜啊Whatanicesurprise过来吧让奶奶给你亲亲Comehere,giveyourgrannyherkissy-kissy抱歉祖母Sorry,Grandmother不能再亲F去了butthekissinghastostop就这样跟她说海绵宝宝Tellherlikeitis,SpongeBob不要搞幼稚了Nomorebabystuff他说得对祖母Heisright,Grandmother亲亲是给小宝宝的而我不再是了Kissesareforbabies,whichIamnolonger我已经长大了Ihavegrownup这是自然之道Itisnature'sway你说得对极了,Youareabsolutelyright有吗Iam?我是说我说得当然对Imean,ofcourseIam你在这绝对再也不会被当成小宝宝了Youwilldefinitelynotbetreatedlikeababyaroundhereeveragain很高兴你从我的角度看问题祖母Iamgladyouseeitmyway,Grandmother那我很高兴看到事情办妥了Well,mgladthat'ssettled可我又要怎么处理ButwhatamIgoingtodo这些新鲜现烤的饼干呢withallthesefresh-bakedcookies对不起祖母Sorry,Grandmother我们大人不参与吃甜食Weadultsdon'tpartakeintheconsumptionofsweets对吧派Right,Pat大星rick?多来点奶奶Keep'emcoming,Granny不搞幼稚这套不过如此Somuchfornomorebabystuff别忘了戴吃饼干专用帽哦Anddon'tforgetthecookie-eatinghat那顶吃饼干专用帽是我的That'smycookie-eatinghat我是说是我小时候的Imean,itwaswhenIwasababy看看谁来了Well,lookwho,shere是我的老大人孙子It'smybigoldadultgrandson祖母我要和派大星来场成熟的对话Grandmother,IneedtohaveamatureconversationwithMr.Patrick派大星Patrick你在做什么Whatareyoudoing?饼干Cookies热牛奶Warmmilk我爱奶奶围兜Abib你额头上的是不是唇印Isthatakissymarkonyourforehead?我们应该是要当大人的Wearesupposedtobeadults吃饱了不要打闹哦Noroughhousingwithafulltummy谁是小宝宝Who'sthebaby?我是小宝宝mthebaby当大人也太没意思了Beinggrownupisboring我爱当小宝宝Ilovebeingababy并且我也听不懂爵士Besides,Idon'tgetjazz可怜的派大星PoorPatrick我都快为你感到难过了Ialmostfeelsorryforyou困在穿尿布的尴尬时期Trappedintheawkwardphaseofdiaperdays无法理解当大人收获的丰厚回报Nevertoknowtherichrewardsofbeingagrownup一批新鲜现烤的饼干来了Here,safreshbatchofcookies那好Allright回报是吧Rewards,huh?对有Well,yeah,there's我想想我们1.et'ssee,we,uh我们听了爵士Wewentoverthejazz奶奶我吃饱了Grandma,mfull还有饼干哦Morecookies我的午餐时间也到了Itappearstobemylunchhour大人也必须吃饭Grownupshavetoeat,too看来只能吃这个了Iguessthiswillhavetodo你可不想吃这小宝宝吃的玩意Youdon'twantthisbabyfood这一大块的蒸珊瑚怎么样Howaboutabigpieceofsteamedcoral?好Oh,yeah太棒了Great太营养了Nutritious故事时间到Storytime天啊Oh,boy故事时间Storytime故事时间Storytime?你会喜欢的派大星You'llenjoythisPatrick这精彩的故事讲的是一只神奇的海妖It,sawonderfulstoryaboutamagicalsealeprechaun海绵宝宝你肯定没兴趣听这宝宝书SpongeBob,youwouldn'tbeinterestedinthisbabybook这是关于常规保养的技术手册Here'sthetechnicalmanualonRoutineActiveMaintenance好棒Great嗯Yeah引人人胜Fascinating没有插图我就喜欢这样Nopictures,justthewayIlikeit我的小指指Mywittiefinger另U乱动另U乱动Holdstill,holdstill好了点没Allbetter?一点点Sorta这根指头也有点疼Thisfingerhurtsalittlebit,too要不要我送你礼物呢HowaboutIgiveyouapresent?天啊希望是饼干Oh,boy,Ihopeit'scookies好耶Allright又一顶帽子Anotherhat不对派大星这是毛衣No,Patrick,it'sasweater每一针都充满了爰Withloveineverystitch不No我难道就没有礼物吗奶奶Don'tIgetapresent,Grandma?差点忘了Ialmostforgot给你办公用品Here'ssomeofficesupplies我没做包装Ididn'twrapthem你肯定不会介意的Iknewyouwouldn'tmind三点了3:00大人该去上班了Timeforadultstogotowork拜拜海绵宝宝Bye-bye,SpongeBob你肯定想睡午觉是不是派大星llbetyouwouldfancyanap,huh,Patrick你还没走吗海绵宝宝You'restillhere,SpongeBob?我现在还不急着走Idon'thavetoleaveyet我上班可能会迟到Icanbelateforwork不不不No,no,no你那样才不是大人做的事Thatwouldn'tbetheadultthingtodo好吧Allright那我就走了Iguess11begoing我ve,uh还有好多大人的活要干gotalotofadult-typebusinesstotakecareof那就so,uh再见了llseeyoulater好Okay谢谢你能来这留一会儿海绵宝宝Thanksforstoppingby,SpongeBob好就这样了Yup,thatisit我走了HereIgo有空的话要再回来哦Comeagainifyougetthechance进入冷酷的大人世界Outintothecoldgrown-upworld孤身一人alone没有毛衣withoutasweater拜拜了Toodle-oo不知道我何时才能回来Idon'tknowwhenI'llbeback我知道你可忙了Iknowhowbusyyouare那就So,uh这样吧that,sit他睡着了He'sasleep再见Solong我不想长大Idon'twanttogrowup我想吃饼干Iwantcookies还有喝奶奶Andmilky我想要每一针都充满爱的毛衣Iwantasweaterwithloveinthestitches我想穿纸尿裤Iwanttoweardidies我想骑小车车Iwanttorideinmywagon我想抱抱毛绒玩具小先生Iwanttocuddle-wuddlewithMr.Stuffykins我想坐上海马马摇啊摇Iwanttorocky-rockonmyseahorsey我还想要亲亲我的伤口AndIwantkissy-kissyonmyboo-boo别哭了海绵宝宝Takeiteasy,SpongeBob海绵宝宝SpongeBob海绵宝宝SpongeBob你不必依靠变成小宝宝Youdon,thavetobeababy来得到奶奶的爱togetOldGrandma'slove是吗1don't?那当然了Ofcoursenot不管你长得有多大Nomatterhowgrownupyouget你一直都会是我的小小宝宝youwillalwaysbemyLittleBabyBoo记好了你亲亲奶奶的同时Andremember,youcankissyourGrandma也是可以当大人的andstillbeanadult给你吧Hereyougo谢谢奶奶Thanks,Grandma奶奶问下能不能别Grandma,couldyounotmention跟蟹堡王那些人说这事thistotheguysdownatTheKrustyKrab?没问题Noproblem章鱼村派大星你看我收到了Patrick,look,Igotmy对不起派大星msorry,Patrick只是It'sjust我刚还以为forasecondIthought你买&hearts;&hearts;的鼓风机跟我的一个样Yougotthesamereef-blowerasme抓到了你当鬼Tag,you'reit吹吸派大星Patrick你让我家干净到发亮了youmademyhousesparklyclean那当然Suredid我们还没帮章鱼哥的一天增添光彩呢Wehaven'timprovedSquidward'sdayyet来搞他家吧1.et'sdohishouse轮到我了Myturn外面这是怎么了What'sgoingonouthere?我们在玩新买&hearts;&hearts;的鼓风机We'replayingwithournewreef-blowers玩鼓风机Playingwithareef-blower?这可是我听过最幼稚的事情了Thatisthemostchildishthingveeverheardof可是很好玩的Butit,sfun好玩Fun?玩个特大号&hearts;头发烘干机怎么好玩了Howcouldplayingwithoneofthoseoversizedhairdryerspossiblybefun?就像这样1.ikethis我生气了Chafed好了都Allright,that's来整你家吧派大星1.et'sdoyourhouse,Patrick好Yeah章鱼哥你在冒气Squidward,you'resteaming就跟蒸菜似的只是聪明点You'relikeasteamedvegetable,onlysmarter把我窗户放回去Putmywindowsback没问题章鱼哥Noproblem,Squidward我们挺你We'reonyourside随时都能成Anysecondnow海绵宝宝这是最后底线SpongeBob,thisisthefinalstraw我要搬到很远的地方去Iamgoingtomovesofaraway远到我可以吹的地步thatIwillbeabletobragaboutit我宁Iwould我宁愿把我脑干扒出来Iwouldrathertearoutmybrainstem把它带到最近的十字路口正中&hearts;央&hearts;carryitintothemiddleofthenearestfour-wayintersection再拿着它跳绳andskipropewithit也不住我现在住的这破地方thangoonlivingwhereIdonow你好Hithere这是最后底线吗Isthisthenalstraw?你想要搬到很远的地方去Doyouwanttomovesofaraway远到你可以吹的地步吗thatyoucanbragaboutit?你宁愿把你脑干扒出来Wouldyourathertearoutyourbrainstem走到最近的丁字路口IE中&hearts;央&hearts;walkoutintothemiddleofthenearestthree-way是十字Four-way十字路口正中&hearts;央&hearts;Four-wayintersection再拿着它跳绳andskipropewithit也不继续住你现在住的破地方吗thancontinuelivingwhereyoudonow?那就搬来Thenmoveto我讨厌这个频道Ihatethischannel不不No,no章鱼村TentacleAcres在这里快乐离你只有一吸盘之遥Wherehappinessisjustasuctioncupaway章鱼村你好Hello?请问有什么事Yes,canIhelpyou?我是来这享乐的mhereaboutthehappiness我现在要搬进来住llbemovinginnow你自己一个来的吗Areyoualone?不No我是说对Imean,yes没人跟着我一起来对there'snobodywithme,yes宁静祥和Peaceandquiet你现在或曾经是海绵吗Areyounoworhaveyoueverbeenasponge?不No那么还Whatabouta不不是海星No,nostarfish我就只是个普通正常爱宁静的Justaregular,normalpeace-loving杏仁糖小心总算到天堂了Heavenatlast我在养老院里见过的人机灵多了I'veseenmorealertpeopleinaretirementhome无脑生活研讨会要往哪走WhichwaytotheLivingWithoutaBrainseminar?可别迟到了Don'tbelate我听说火鸡三明治又变流行了I'veheardbettercomebacksfromaturkeysandwich笨蛋行行好吧Getalife这地方比我预想的还要好ThisplaceisbetterthanIexpected302302303303然后304and304漂亮Beautiful而且一个菠萝都看不到Andnotapineappleinsight晚安竖笛Goodnight.Clary明天我们就要开启新生活了Tomorrowwebeginlifeanew新生活街304号&hearts;我是章鱼哥304NewLifeStreet,Squidwardspeaking我是不会再搬回去的海绵宝宝ThereisnowayIammovingbackthere,SpongeBob我总算跟我同类住在一块了Iamfinallyamongmyownkind现在再见Nowgood-bye今天我要骑自行车IthinkI'lltakemybiketoday我的事情我做主mmyownman这些邻居深谙生活之道Now,theseneighborsknowhowtolive满溢健康细致入微Intensive他们肯定没有Ibettheywon'thave还真有Theyhaveit罐装面包切完片就是好东西罐装面包Cannedbread这城好棒Thistownisgreat我肯定会被惊艳到如果这地方有Iwouldreallybeimpressedifithad形意舞学院形意舞学院aninterpretivedanceacademy好啊Yeah组团跳舞可更好了It,sevenbetterinagroup这城好完美Thistownisperfect竖笛三重奏Aclarinettrio?又是美好的一天Anothergreatday快看啊Oh,look大家今天都在骑车Everybody'sontheirbiketoday满溢健康生活变得越来越好了Itjustgetsbetterandbetter一起来Alltogether我今天Isortof有点不想吹竖笛了don'tfeellikeplayingmyclarinettoday太棒了这是Yup,thisisgreat他们怕是得把这城改名叫章鱼哥天堂TheymightaswellrenamethistownSquidward'sParadise或者可能应该改Orperhaps过分的天堂TooMuchParadise海绵宝宝SpongeBob?随时回来吸吹落叶1.eaves走开清理落叶而已Justgettingtheleaves你能不能小点声铁肺物Couldyoupipedownoverthere,IronLung?看样子每当找乐子的时候1.ookslikewhenitcomestohavingfun你们就站不住脚了youdon'thavealegtostandon那可不好笑That'snotfunny没错Yeah这是怎么了What,sgoingonoverhere?是那家伙It'sthatguy他在玩鼓风机He,splayingwithareef-blower玩Playing鼓风机Withareef-blower?这可是我听过最幼稚的事情了That'sthemostchildishthingveeverheardof可是很好玩的Butit,sfun玩个特大号&hearts;头发烘干机怎么好玩了Howcouldyoupossiblyhavefunwithoneofthoseoversizedhairdryers?就像这样1.ikethis快还来Giveitback求你了Please抓到了你当鬼Tag,you,reit咖啡厅我能给你点什么呢WhatcanIgetyouboys?你瞅啥Whatareyoulookingat?俩鼻子Those章鱼村我们到了派大星Hereitis,Patrick现在要说服章鱼哥回家去Nowwe,vejustgottoconvinceSquidwardtocomebackhome你带道歉蛋然了没Yougotourapologycake?对不起我们准备好了We'reready你好请问有什么事Hello,canIhelpyou?我能点一份一号&hearts;餐特大份的吗CanIgetalargenumberone,extrasize?可你刚已经吃了三份炸牡蛎壳了Butyoujustatethreeordersoffriedoysterskins我爱炸牡蛎壳Ilovefriedoysterskins大门关闭很抱歉你们这类人不得进入We'resorry,butyourkindisn'tallowedhere他不走奥维尔He,snotleaving,Orville你警棍备好了没Yougotyournightstickready?炸牡蛎壳Friedoysterskins?大门关闭大门开启看来只能进去点餐了Iguesswegottoorderinside那位看着很像章鱼哥ThatlookedlikeSquidward那位看着很也像章鱼哥ThatlookedlikeSquidwardalso只是成了暴民inangrymobform站在那别动章鱼哥先生Holditrightthere,Mr.Tentacles都退后Stayback我手上有园艺工具Igotgardeningtools给你看看这个Here,justreadthis什么东西Whatisit?经过深思熟虑精心编排的投诉清单Awellthought-outandorganizedlistofcomplaints派大星你看是章鱼哥Patrick,look,it'sSquidward章鱼哥Squidward总算找到你了Wefinallyfoundyou别碰我Getoffme我不是章鱼哥mnotSquidward你现在是章鱼哥了吗AreyouSquidwardnow?委屈Grievances?这座城属实委屈Thistownisagrievance应该要有项法律Thereshouldbealaw禁止让这么多装小气自大狂againstsomanystuck-uptightwads都住在同一个地方livinginoneplace这座城需要被毁掉Thiscityneedstobedestroyed最起码也要重新粉刷成别的颜色Oratleastpaintedadifferentcolor提醒你你没必要住在这知道不FYI,youdon'thavetolivehere,youknow你说得对You'reright我马上就走AndmleavingASAP你是章鱼哥吗AreyouSquidward?不是No你是章鱼哥吗AreyouSquidward?不是No你是章鱼哥吗AreyouSquidward?那行吧你慢慢来That'sokay,takeyourtime这些章鱼哥随便哪一个AnyoneoftheseSquidwards都有可能是真正的章鱼哥couldbetherealSquidward,Patrick自&hearts;由&hearts;了Freedom至少有件事是清楚的Well,weknowonething那位肯定不是章鱼哥Itsureisn'tthatguy