SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝你的鞋带没系好系鞋带之歌♥作曲及演唱小蜗Gary我刚只是在找体育频道小蜗Iwasjustlookingforthesportschannel,Gary请进Comein海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob要看下我的新鞋吗wanttoseemynewshoes?鞋子太棒了派大星Thosearegreat,Patrick来看看穿你脚上会是什么样的1.et'sseewhattheylooklikeonyourfeet你就不看看穿我手上的样子吗Wouldn'tyouratherseethemonmyhands?好吧Okay我们还能把手套戴脚上Andwecanwearglovesonourfeet也能把帽子戴屁♥股♥上andhatsonourcaptain,squarters,too其实Actually我要坦白一件事Ihaveaconfessiontomake我不知道要怎么系鞋带1don'tknowhowtotiemyshoelaces知道你交了我这么个朋友有多幸运吗Doyouknowhowluckyyouaretohaveafriendlikeme?知道Yes看着这个结1.ookatthisknot有没有见过系得比这还要好的鞋带Haveyoueverseenamoreperfectlyexecutedshoe-fasteningbow?天啊Gosh大概没有probablynot我打小就学会了派大星IlearnedwhenIwasjustaboy,Patrick我很愿意倾囊相授andmwillingtopassonwhat1know到那坐好Gositoverthere来让我这位老专家教你怎么系andletanoldproshowyouhowtodoit注意看好了派大星Paycloseattention,Patrick先要一只手拿一条鞋带Well,youstartbytakingonelaceperhand然后要andthenyou就得yougotto绕个个loopthe,the你确定知道要怎么系吗Areyousureyouknowhowtodoit?派大星别顶嘴Patrick,please系鞋带要安安静静心平气和才行shoe-tyingrequirespeaceandquiet好我刚讲到哪了Okay,wherewasI?你鞋带还是没系好Yourshoesarestilluntied看来你是不想我教你系鞋带了Well,Iguessyoudon'twantmetoshowyouhowtodoit对不起msorry我不会再插嘴了Iwon'tinterruptanymore想起来了vegotit系鞋带的第一条规矩是Thefirstruleofshoe-tyingis先从右脚系起"alwaysstartwithyourrightfoot"现在课程即将正式开始Nowthelessonwillofficiallybegin这样不对That'snotright明白吧Getit?不Not对right不懂No好不闹了Okay,nomorefoolingaround系好了Igotit那是干啥Whatwasthat?你没事吧海绵宝宝Areyouokay,SpongeBob?派大星你不是干啥要来不及了吗Patrick,aren'tyoulateforsomething?上厕所你说得对Thepoopdeck,you'reright只能以后再来上课了We'llhavetodothislessonlater再见海绵宝宝Bye,SpongeBob真不敢相信我会忘掉要怎么系鞋带了Ican'tbelieveI'veforgottenhowtotiemyownshoes自打我记事起这鞋带就已经系好了They'vebeentiedforaslongasIcanremember还好好好睡一晚上就会记起来的Well,llrememberafteragoodnight'ssleep没什么大不了Nobigdeal我迟早都会记起来的llremembersoonerorlater因为我准备好了'Causemready我I'm准备read我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread蟹堡王我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread嗨海绵宝宝Hi,SpongeBob不好Oh,no不能让派大星看到我还没系好鞋带Ican'tletPatrickseeIstillhaven'ttiedmyshoes海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob你变矮了you'reshorter你最近是不是在节食Haveyoubeendieting?海绵就该有个海绵样Well,aspongehastolookhisspongiest我得上班去了Well,Igottogettowork真见鬼Oh,barnacles我还是躺这好了MaybeIshouldjustlayhere蟹黄堡不会自己做好的海绵宝宝Thosepattiesaren'tgonnacookthemselves,SpongeBob他说得对He,sright得去做蟹黄堡GottomakeKrabbyPatties不管鞋带系没系好1.acesornolaces只要站在这公一个地方就行Ijusthavetostandinthisonespot哒哒Ta-da完美的蟹黄堡Aperfectpatty好了海绵宝宝Allright,SpongeBob递过来Handitover怎么Well?章鱼哥我有个办法Hey,Squidward,vegotanidea你过来拿如何Howaboutyoucomegetit?海绵宝宝你想得可真是美Oh,gee,SpongeBob,that,sagreatidea然后就要让我做蟹黄堡AndmaybeIshouldcookthepatties再然后洗盘子anddothedishes再然后穿方裤子andwearsquarepants再然后住菠萝屋andliveinapineapple还要让你加入失业大军whileyouwaitintheunemploymentline不No那就马上把蟹黄堡递过来Thenbringthatpattyherenow好章鱼哥Okay,Squidward我来了HereIcome我这就来mcomingover我要把蟹黄堡递给你mbringingthepattytoyou蟹黄堡来了Herecomesthepatty没问题Noproblem我要把mwalking蟹黄堡theKrabbyPatty带给章鱼哥overtoSquidward好了章鱼哥Allright,Squidward我要把蟹黄堡给你mgivingyouthepatty这都是为了饥饿的顾客们forthehungrycustomer让他们把蟹黄堡吃掉sotheycaneatit等带到你手里那会儿whenIgiveittoyou也就是现whichisright在now海绵宝宝SpongeBob?我在这moverhere动作快Nowmove好章鱼哥Okay,Squidward只要慢慢动腿Justslowlymoveyourleg走过去Walkoverthere拿好withthe海绵宝宝SpongeBob对不起章鱼哥msorry,Squidward海绵宝宝SpongeBob我再做一个好了lljustmakeanother海绵Sponge等下Holdit让我先1.etmejust等下Holdit抱歉章鱼哥Sorry,Squid对不起Sorry怎么这么慢啊What,stheholdup?我心脏好像停跳了Ithinkmyheartjuststopped都是海绵It'sSponge宝宝的错Bob'sfault海绵宝宝的错SpongeBob1Sfault我完了Ifailed我的事业完了Mycareerisover对不起锅铲msorry,spatula对不起帽子msorry,hat蟹黄堡对不起地板msorry,floor对不起蟹黄堡Iamsorry,KrabbyPatties我想想表示快乐的五个字母的单词1.et'ssee,afive-letterwordforhappiness钱"Money"这是咱体验过最烂的服务Thisistheworstservicewe,veeverhad去海之霸好了We'regoingtotheChumBucket老板等等Wait等等Wait别走Don'tgo好啊我们一定要走Oh,yeah,Wearedefinitelyoutofhere等等别走Wait,don,tgo我的钱全都走出去了That'smemoneywalkingoutthedoor跟我说这是什么意思章鱼哥先生What'sthemeaningofthis,Mr.Squidward?都是海绵宝宝的错It'sSpongeBob1Sfault海绵宝宝给我出来SpongeBob,getouthere出来点More再出来点More全身都给我出来Alltheway,boy怎么回事海绵宝宝Whatbethematter,SpongeBob?这种事我都该让你走甲板落海身亡了Ioughttomakeyouwalktheplankforthis对不起蟹老板msorry,Mr.Krabs我只是it,sjustthatI我I怎么了Yes?我I我我U怎么怎么怎么Yes,yes,yes?我我我,I,U有话快说小子Outwithit,boy什么事Whatisit?我忘记怎么系鞋带了Iforgothowtotiemyshoes就这点事That'sall?你会教我怎么系吗Soyou'llshowmehow?我不♥穿♥鞋Idon'twearshoes请问你能教我怎么系鞋带吗Couldyoushowmehowtotiemyshoes?我这是鳍Fins?请问你能教我怎么系鞋带吗Couldyoushowmehowtotiemyshoes?我是很想教Well,Iwould可惜我只是条鳗鱼but,sadlyIamonlyaneel请问你们有谁可以教我怎么系鞋带吗Couldanyofyoushowmehowtotiemylaces?请问你你你你你还有你Couldyou,you,you,you,youoryou能教我怎么打个结吗showmehowtotieaknot?请问你能教我怎么打个小结吗Couldyoushowmehowtotieasimpleknot?请问你能教我怎么系鞋带吗Couldyoushowmehowtotiemyshoes?请问你能教我怎么系鞋带吗Couldyoushowmehowtotiemyshoes?啊Arr我只是幅画着人头的画Ibejustapaintingofahead有谁知道怎么打个结Doesn'tanybodyknowhowtotieaknot?有人说到打结了吗Didsomebodysayknot?我说的Idid你是不是想打结啊So,youwanttotieknots,doya?想不想啊Well,doya?很想飞天魔鬼先生Yes,please,Mr.FlyingDutchman,sir那你就找对飞天的魔鬼了小子Thenyou'vecometotherightflyingghost,kid你眼前看到的就是You'relookingat三千年以来的打花结大赛冠军thefirstplacewinnerinthefancyknottingcontestforthelast3,000years万岁Hooray你别给我那样子You'regonnahavetonotdothat别拿你大眼睛盯着我Andstopstaringatmewiththembigoldeyes快退后看我打结Now,standbackandwatchmebeknotty看好了Behold蝴蝶脆饼结Thepretzelknot双重钻石结Thedoublediamondknot方形结Thesquareknot巨蟒结Theconstrictor消化道结Thegutknot枕头结Thepillowknot蝴蝶结Thebutterflyknot等等还有呢Wait,there'smore链环结Themonkeychain猴拳结Themonkey'sfist猴子结Themonkey还有个圆环结Thisonehere,saloopknot又叫做一拉即解方便结otherwiseknownasthepooploop方便Poop?系得太好了飞天魔鬼先生Thosearegreat,Mr.FlyingDutchman,sir现在你能教我怎么系鞋带吗Nowcanyoushowmehowtotiemyshoes?我都不知道要怎么系鞋带Idon'tknowhowtotiemeshoes我有五千多年没穿过鞋了Ihaven'twornshoesforover5,000years不过有时我倒喜欢给我尾巴穿只袜子ButsometimesIliketowearthislittlesockovermeghostlytail现在不行小蜗Notnow,Gary我现在没心情小蜗mnotinthemood,Gary别烦我跟我没系好鞋带的鞋了小蜗Justleavemeandmyuntiedshoesalone,Gary好小蜗Okay,Gary我这就听你说youhavemyattention小蜗Gary不会吧Well,I'llbe你居然会系鞋带Youcantieshoes我的天啊Hoppingclams你怎么学会的Howdidyoulearnhowtodothat?想来学怎么系鞋带Wanttolearnhowtotieyourshoe这事非常的简单It,saveryeasythingtodo快坐下来教你独门秘诀Yousitondownandllgiveyouthescoop是什么呢What'sthat绕个圈就叫绕个圈It'scalledtheloop-dee-loop一只手各拿一条鞋带Yougottotakealaceineachhand先往上绕再往下绕Yougooverandunderagain绕个圈再拉一拉Youmakealoop-dee-loopandpull你的鞋子就能酷andyourshoesarelookingcool先往上往下从左到右Yougooverandback,lefttoright绕个圈再拉紧点1.oop-dee-loopandyoupullthemtight好比兔子耳朵或者蝴蝶结1.ikebunnyearsoraChristmasbow束紧之后就大功告成1.ace'emupandyou'rereadytogo绕个圈再拉一拉Youmakealoop-dee-loopandpull你的鞋子就能酷andyourshoesarelookingcool绕个圈再拉一拉Youmakealoop-dee-loopandpull你的鞋子就能酷andyourshoesarelookingcool章鱼哥的休息日啊美好的春日Ah,beautifulspringtime对多数人来说是嬉戏玩乐的好时光Atimeoffunandfrolicformost蟹堡王但对这位可怜懒虫就不是butnotforthispoorslob多美好的一天啊Whatabeautifulday而我却在这AndhereIam困在这么一座高胆固醇的监狱里trappedinaprisonofhighcholesterol不会有人星期天来这的NooneevercomesinonSunday为什么蟹老板就不能放我们回去Whycan,tMr.Krabsjustletusgohome?海绵宝宝别按铃铛rSpongeBob,stopringingthisbell我只是测试一下Iwasjusttestingit有人点餐我就会按铃铛的Iwillringthebellwhenthere'sanorder可是But根本就没客人there'snocustomers整天下来一个客人也没来Therehasn'tbeenoneallday等多久也不会有人来andthereisn'tgoingtobeany一份蟹黄堡马上来OneKrabbyPattycomingup不No好像是我钱掉地上的声音Thatsoundslikememoneydropping外面这是怎么了What'sgoingonouthere?我的宝贝Mybabies滚开野蛮人Getaway,barbarian看你们干了什么好事Whathaveyoudone?干干净净的钱Nicecleanmoney被玷污了soiled我会照顾好你们的lltakecareofyou老爸会把你们清干净的Papacleanyouup都让开Cleartheway不不不No,no,no别哭了小家伙don'tcry,littleones怎么了蟹老板What'swrong,Mr.Krabs?我的硬币Medime不No接到了Igotit,boy怎么Whatthe?卡住了It,sstuck快帮我一把海绵宝宝Yougottohelpme,SpongeBob你必须松手把硬币放了You'vegottoletgoofthedime我有十种不同的充分理由Icanthinkoftengoodreasons绝对不松手把硬币放了小子toneverletgoofadime,boy肯定还有别的不放钱的办法There'sgottobeanotherway抓住我屁♥股♥然后拉Grabmecaptain'squartersandheave我的胳膊Mearms不会吧又来了Oh,no,notagain等等Wait章鱼哥Squidward我住院期间这里的事情交给你管mputtingyouinchargeofthingsaroundherewhilemgone包在我身上老板Youcancountonme,sir保重早日回归Takecare,hurryback尽快康复Getwellsoon我们深深挂念着你You'reinourthoughts多保持乐观少点焦虑Takesmoremusclestofrownthantosmile好了海绵宝宝Okay,SpongeBob来干正事吧let,sgetdowntobusiness我作为新任经理的第一份公务Myfirstofficialactasnewmanager就是让你升职istogiveyouapromotion真的吗Really?由你来负责收银Yougettorunthecashregister我来收银Thecashregister?章鱼哥谁要来做蟹黄堡Squidward,who'sgoingtoworkthegrill?就是你Youare-这也是所谓升职的一部分it'spartofthepromotionImentionedearlier你现在要戴两顶帽子了You'llbewearingtwohatsnow由你负责接单You'regoingtotaketheorders再由你把餐点做出来thenyou'regoingtomakethem这是我一生最美好的一天了Thisisthebestdayofmylife我也一样Me,too可是等等如果我既收银又做蟹黄堡Butwait,ifmrunningtheregisterandthegrill那你要干什么whatareyougoingtodo?我有点特别重要的老板差事要做I'vegotsomeveryimportantboss-likeerrandstorun等会见Seeyoulater章鱼哥Squidward什么事Whatisit?你忘了教我怎么用Youforgottoteachmehowtouse收银机thecashregister按按钮把钱放进去Youpushthebuttonandputthemoneyinside行之后全靠你自己了Okay,you'reonyourown真不敢相信真的会有这种事Ican'tbelievethisisreallyhappening今天美好生活开始了TodayIstartliving章鱼哥啊你这回表现可真出彩Well,Squidward,you'vereallyoutdoneyourselfthistime放松享受的美好日子Abeautifuldayofrelaxingandpampering还带薪withpay我估计是有点愧对可怜的海绵宝宝了GuessIdofeelkindofbadforpoorlittleSpongeBob留他一个人在那allbyhislonesome全都会过去的Itwillpass他可能就单纯站收银台那边He,sprobablyjuststandingattheregister脸上挂着傻傻的笑容withthatstupidgrinonhisface海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob派大星Hey,Patrick海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob能给我换两毛五的零钱吗couldyougivemechangeforaquarter?没问题Noproblem拿去吧Hereyougo1射谢Thanks我忘了教他怎么换零钱了Iforgottotellhimhowtomakechange海绵Sponge宝宝Bob嗨章鱼哥Hi,Squidward差事都办完了吗Alldonewiththoseerrands?没办完No,Iamnot我刚想起来我要换一块钱零钱IjustrememberedIneededchangeforthisdollar你是要四个两毛五Doyouwantfourquarters还是十个一毛ortendimes还是二十个半毛or20nickels还是一百个一分or100pennies还是一个两毛五三个一毛oronequarter,threedimes七个半毛十个一分sevennickelsandtenpennies或者要是你能再拿五块钱出来or,ifyougivemeafive-dollarbill就能换youroptionsare好Allright再见Goodbye太棒了Thisisgreat我的休息日Mydayoff不用想太多放松就好noworriesjustrelaxation我可是老板这都是我应得的mtheboss,Ideservethis不会有事的Everythingwillbefine反正今天也不会来客人Therewon'tbeanycustomerstodayanyway他估计会无聊地光站在那He'llprobablyjuststandtherebored海绵宝宝无聊SpongeBob,bored有点无聊了Gettingkindofbored我在干什么啊WhatamIdoing?我在浪费我宝贵的放松时间Iamwastingvaluablerelaxingtime就这么一件事that,swhatmdoing说真的这种事可能性会有多大Imean,really,whataretheodds?海绵宝宝让蟹堡王失火了SpongeBobsettingtheKrustyKrabonfire?需要服务吗先生MayIhelpyou,sir?是我你个白♥痴♥It'sme,youdunce嗨章鱼哥Hi,Squidward差事办得怎么样了Howarethoseerrandsgoing?你这是什么意思What,sthatsupposedtomean?我忙得很mverybusy那是当然的了msureyouare我不喜欢你的语气Idon'tlikeyourtone那是当然的了msureyouare这样如何How'sthat?干好你的活Justdoyourjobs遵命章鱼哥老板Aye-aye,Mr.Tentacles天啊怪不得蟹老板让他管蟹堡王Boy,nowonderMr.Krabsputhimincharge一定要Must休re息lax看看你自己1.ookatyourself都快失去你的蓝色光泽了You'reIosingyourbluishglow别老想这么多了Stopworryingsomuch快跟着我念Now,repeatafterme你不会回蟹堡王去YouwillnotgobacktotheKrustyKrab我要灭了蟹堡王IwilldestroytheKrustyKrab海绵宝宝SpongeBob你的事Haveyoufinished-没No就这样That'sit不管我想的都什么乱七八糟的玩意Nomatterwhatsickfantasiesrunthroughmymind我也绝对不会回蟹堡王去Iwillnotgobacktothatrestaurant你的事办完了吗Haveyoufinishedthoseerrands?你的事办完了吗Haveyoufinishedthoseerrands?你的事办完了吗Haveyoufinishedthoseerrands?你的事办完了吗Haveyoufinishedthoseerrands?你的事办完了吗Haveyoufinishedthoseerrands?你的事办完了吗Haveyoufinishedthoseerrands?你的事办完了吗Haveyoufinishedthoseerrands?你的事办完了吗Haveyoufinishedthoseerrands?事事Errands,errands你的事办完了吗Haveyoufinishedthoseerrands?你的事办完了吗Haveyoufinishedthoseerrands?你的事办完了吗Haveyoufinishedthoseerrands?没有我的事都没办完No,Iamnotfinishedwiththoseerrands而且永远办不完不要再问我了andIneverwillbe,soquitcheckinguponme我知道你有什么企图Iknowwhatyou,reupto每次你搞砸工作都要逼我回来看Forcingmetocomebackhereeverytimeyoumessup可我没ButIhaven,t好也许你现在还没搞砸工作Okay,maybeyouhaven'tmessedupyet但之后一定会butyouwill一定会Youwill等你真搞砸的那会儿Andwhenyoudo我一定会逮到你llbethere一定会逮到llbethere天啊章鱼哥实在太敬业了Gosh,Squidwardsureisahardworker他让我戴着这两顶帽子的感觉好骄傲Hemakesmeproudtowearthesehats警戒线禁止跨越好了There我只要待在这享乐就行了Now11havetostayhereandenjoymyself绝对不去想那个谁mnotevengoingtothinkaboutyou-know-who在那个什么地方做那个什么事attheyou-know-whatdoingI-don,t-care只要Justgonna放松relax让章鱼哥的休息日1.etSquid'sdayoff开始begin什么声音Whatwasthat?是海绵宝宝It,sSpongeBob他在监视我He,sspyingonme检查我是不是真在办差事toseeifmreallydoingerrands但他这样就擅离职守了Buthelefthispost这样我就终能逮到他搞砸工作了Andvefinallycaughthimmessingup逮到你了海绵Icaughtyou,Sponge枝条Branch这是蟹老板要我买♥♥的橡皮鸭Here,stherubberduckMr.Krabswantedmetoget逮到你了Igotyounow等着瞧蟹老板发现你是个WaittillMr.Krabsfindsoutyou'rea马桶toilet你就快疯r章鱼哥You'relosingit,Squidward冷静Calmdown要是再被这种想法冲昏头的话IfIletthisgettomeagain最后肯定就一路跑到蟹堡王lljustenduprunningdowntotheKrustyKrab冲进大门burstingthroughthefrontdoor径直走向害我头疼的海绵宝宝面前uptothatyellowheadache,SpongeBob然后他就会说andhe'llsay嗨章鱼哥Hi,Squidward你的事都办完了吗Areyoufinishedwiththoseerrandsyet?我就知道你在里面Iknowyou'reinhere他要回蟹堡王去了He'sheadedbacktotheKrustyKrab要先他一步到那llbeathimthere逮到你了海绵宝宝I'vegotyounow,SpongeBob把衣服穿上Putsomeclotheson真♥相♥要大白了Thetruthwillberevealed好棒章鱼哥Righton,Squidward急诊好的蟹老板Okay,Mr.Krabs好好休息Getplentyofrest要是哪里不舒服了就回来复诊andifthingsdon'tseemright,comeback谢谢医生Thanks,Doc海绵宝宝你打败不了我SpongeBob,youcan'tbeatme蟹堡王逮到你了Icaughtyounow你以为我不知道Youdidn'tthinkIknew你是我窗外的枝条youwereastickoutsidemywindow或者是我卫生间里的马桶Orthetoiletinmybathroom然后在我浴缸里我Andthenyouwereinmybathtub,andI然后你andyou然后你and1再然后我andthenyou一路swam游过下水道downthedrain再and先我一步回蟹堡王beatmetotheKrustyKrab那是不是表示Doesthatmeanyou're?对海绵宝宝Yes,SpongeBob我的事都办完了Iamfinishedwiththoseerrands我很想回来继续负责收银IguessIwanttotakemyplacebackatthecashregister我真的很想Ireallydo那你可能会想把这个穿上Thenyoumightwanttoputtheseon章鱼将你知道不Hey,Squidward,youknowwhat?看咱好像忘把