ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
是我的新采访套装It,smynewinterviewoutfit.就像"嘿很高兴见到你”1.ike,"hey,nicetomeetyou."等不及开始采访了”Can'twaitfortheinterview."嗯我-可能那个Um,I-maybetheh-可能那个帽子-是啊-丢掉这个吗maybethehat-Yeah.-Losethis?要赢场竞选你必须要很优秀Towinanelection,youhavetobegood,而且你必须要很幸运andyouhavetobelucky.BuddyWood主持着IndianaPOIiS排名第的早间节目BuddyWoodhoststhenumber-onemorningshowinIndianapolis,而他想为他的本地竞选系列节目采访我andhewantstointerviewmeforaserieshe'sdoingonlocalelections.去年他评论过的五个人最后都赢了Andlastyearthefivepeoplethatheprofiledallwon.这对我们来说是极其好运的事情Thisisahugebreakforus.嗯嘿Um.hey.或-或许我们要暂停一下这场时装秀M-maybeWeshouldputapauseonthefashionshow.我们得过一遍你的采访要点Wehavetogooveryourtalkingpoints.继续吧我能听见的Keepgoing.Icanstillhearyou.嗯好吧Knope女士你上任后的第一个公共建设项目会是什么呢Um,okay,Ms.Knope,whatisgoingtobeyourfirstmajorpublicworksproject?哦我也不知道啊Oh,Idon'tknow.但我赌这些裤子能让公众长长见识ButIbetthesepantswillworkforthepublic.呜-是啊这条裤子看起来太属♥了Whoo!-Yeah,thosepantslookdope!对吧-哦天啊真的太好看了Right?-Oh,myGod,thoselookgreat.而且我赌在Ben的地板上会更好看哦AndIbettheylookevenbetteronBen'sfloor.-Oh!你是在为我和Leslie调情吗AreyouhittingonLeslie.forme?等等转过身来Waitasecond.Justturnaround.怎么What?哦Oh.上面用银色闪字写上了“女色情狂”Itsays"Nympho"onthebuttinsilver,sparklyletters.女色情狂的意思是你对性♥爰♥上瘾Nymphomeansyou'readdictedtosex,而且写在屁♥股♥上的话还有其他的暗示andsinceit'sonthebutt,there'sotherimplicationsaswell.所以这条裤子就放在"也许“吧Sothoseareamaybe.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第18集第4季第18集1.auraMulvey是谁WhowasLauraMulvey?1.auraMulvey是1.auraMulveywas.一个男的-女孩Aguy.-Girl.哦对女性研究他们都是女孩Ohright.Women'sstudies.They'reallgirls.1.auraMulvey是一个女权主义电影评论家她1.auraMulveywasafeministfilmcriticwho.写了一篇重要论文帮助将电影理论的方向Wroteamajoressaythathelpedshifttheorientationoffilmtheory转向心理分♥析♥的体系结构tothepsychoanalyticalframework!奖励谢谢Treat,please.我要参加女性研究课的人生第一次期末考试了mabouttotakemyfirst-everfinalformywomen'sstudiesclass.奖励Treat!通常考试让我害怕Usually,testsscareme,但这是场口头考试butthisisanoralexam.呃如果我知道一件事-Uh,andifthere'sonethingIknowis-我的厉害-就是聊天了Myfantastic-it'stalk.天啊我不知道啊我太紧张了God,Idon'tknow.Man,msonervous.我想到了-我就打给教授Iknow-mjustgonnacalltheProfessor,然后我就在电♥话♥上发出一些呕吐的声音andthenmgonnagetonthephoneandmakesomefakebarfingsounds,然后我就逃掉了把我手♥机♥给我andthenmjustgonnabail,sogivememyphone.不Andrew.No!Andrew.这不是成年人应对棘手情况的方式That'snowhowgrown-upshandletoughsituations.嗯我-我们直面自己的恐惧Well,I-Wefaceourfearshead-on.告诉过你了-如果你不记得哪个女人做了啥Toldyou-ifyoucan'trememberwhatsomewomandid,就流点眼泪然后说"她改变了我的生活”justtearupandsay,"shechangedmylife."嗯这个方法不错Ah,that'sagoodcall.我觉得这套就行Ithinkthisisit.但我需要顶帽子吗就像保龄人一样或者一条前卫的围巾ButdoIneedahat,likeabowler,oranedgyscarf?不那种像魔术师一样从袖子里无限抽出来的围巾No,thoseendlessscarvesthatcomeoutofyoursleeveslikeamagician.呃我觉得你就该穿点基本款的Um.Ithinkyoushouldjustgowithsomethingbasic-别太荒唐的Nononsense.Wood先生你好Mr.Wood,hello.天啊他真是越来越紧绷God,heismoretightlywoundthanever.或许我们能把他的僵硬从屁♥股♥里抽出来Maybeweshouldseeifhecanpullthatrodoutofhisbutt然后拿来挂这些套装andwecanhangsomeofthoseoutfitsonit.Ann和我在感情中偶尔有难关AnnandIhavetheoccasionalroughpatchinourrelationship.但现在我们真的很顺畅Butrightnow,we,rereallyinagroove.我们已经有30个小时没有分手了We'vegone30hourswithoutbreakingup.我们的最佳记录是47个小时Ourpersonalbestis47hours.那次是因为她出城两天Ithappenedwhenshewasoutoftownfortwodays然后忘记我们还在约会andsheforgotWeweredating.嗯有改变的话请通知我Well,letmeknowifanythingchanges.谢谢Thankyou.采访取消了-什么Interview'soff.-What?Buddy需要早点飞回Indianapolis-BuddyhastoflybacktoIndianapolisearly-什么工厂爆♥炸♥somethingaboutafactoryexplosion.不是吧有人受伤了吗至于吗Comeon,didanyoneevengethurt?抱歉Sorry.我们第一次的走运就这么没了FirststrokeofIuckwe,vehad,andit'sgone.好吧嗯我们只能更努力工作了Okay,well,wejusthavetoworkharder.我觉得好消息是我们今晚可以结束Imean,goodnewsis,wecancallitanight然后明天超早开始上门拉票andgetasuper-earlystartonourdoor-to-doortomorrow.哦那是好消息啊Ooh,thatisgreatnews.然后你知道我们甚至可能回来赶上参加无聊俱乐部And,youknow,wemightevenbeabletomakeitbackintimeforboringclub.你知道无聊俱乐部的部长是谁吗Doyouknowwhothepresidentofboringclubis?我吗Me?不你竞选输掉了因为你的演讲太无聊了Nope.Youlosttheelection'causeyourspeechwastooboring.嘿要不我们都去喝个酒释放一下压力Hey,whydon'tweallgogetadrink,blowoffsomesteam?所有人工作都太努力了Everybody'sbeenworkingsohard.嗯这个我们正在收尾了Um.Well,we'reinthehomestretchhere,而丢掉那个采访也没帮上忙andlosingthatinterviewdidn'thelp.我要去看看最新民调数据然后早睡了mgonnagooversomepollingnumbersandturninearly.我建议你也这公做Isuggestyoudothesame.嘿Leslie开车送你回家吗Hey,Leslie,giveyouaridehome?啊去他的Ah,screwit.我穿了套新衣服我头发看起来棒极了Igotanewoutfit.Myhairlooksamazing.而我有严重过剩的采访前肾上腺素释放AndIhaveaseriousexcessofpre-interviewadrenaline.谁跟我去喝酒Who,sgonnadrinkwithme?SusanBronwell或者B.Anthony-SusanBronwell,orB.,Anthony于1820年出生于马萨诸塞州的AdamswasborninAdams,Massachusetts,in1820,她在妇女选举权法规制定中扮演了重要角色-Andy.andsheplayedapivotalroleintheinstitutionofwomen'ssuffrage.-Andy.奖励谢谢-Andy慢点Treat,please.-Andy,slowdown.你这门课是过和不过的区别You'retakingthisclasspass/fail.所以我只是想来一场无约束讨论Somjustlookingforafreewheelingdiscussion关于你知道你从这门课上学到了什么about,youknow,whatyougotfromtheclass.哦好吧Oh.Okay.我想说我觉得SusanB.Anthony很酷的是IwouldsaywhatIfindverycoolaboutSusanB.Anthonyis.她How.于1820年出生于马萨诸塞州的AdamsShewasborninAdams,Massachusetts,in1820.你知道吗只是个人见解Youknow?Justoneman'sopinion.我过了我拿了个”G"Ipassed!Igota"P"!祝贺你宝是啊嗯Congrats,babe.-Yeah!Mmm!我希望会有G+的但那个不存在IwashopingforaP-plus,butthatdoesnotexist.对吧-对Right?-Right.是的所以基本上班上最好成绩-Yes,so,basically,bestgradeintheclass-并列的班上最好成绩tiedforthebestgradeintheclass.Ron我现在是大学毕业生了不你不是Ron,Iamacollegegraduatenow.-No,you'renot我是大学课程.mac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da教授这位是ChrisProfessorLinda,thisisChris.Chris这位是Linda教授Chris,thisis.ProfessorLinda?真心地很开心见到你哦你也是Itisagenuinepleasuretomeetyou.-Oh,youaswell.你们好你们想听听我们的推荐菜吗Hi,there.Wouldyouliketohearourspecials?没必要上等腰肉三分熟快点Noneed.Porterhouse,rare,quickly.我也一样Same.我要点呃菠菜沙拉llhavethe,uh,spinachsalad.你想要什么沙拉酱呢WhatkindOfdressingsdoyouhave?哦Linda你要是有兴趣的话我带了自己的沙拉酱Oh!Linda,incaseyou'reinterested,Ibroughtmyowndressing.你真的不能那么做Youreallycan'tbedoingthat.嗯这是最后一次我保证Well,thisisthelasttime.Ipromise.它含有高级橄榄油Itcontainsextra-virginoliveoil,一点点柠檬微量的姜黄alittlebitoflemon,andhintofturmeric.听起来不错Soundsgreat.印第安纳州PawneerhPawnee,Indiana,有Sweetums糖果公♥司♥hometotheSweetumsCandyCorporation,19个毒性废物仓库没什么其他的了19toxic-wasterepositories,andnotmuchelse.这个沉睡的迷你都市正在进行一场迷人的市政厅比赛Thissleepymini-Metropolisisthesiteofafascinatingcitycouncilrace.今天和我一起的是候选人之一LeSlieKnopeJoiningustodayisoneofthecandidates,LeslieKnope.1.eSIie欢迎来到.早上好Leslie,welcome.toGoodMorning.我的荣幸It'smypleasure.欢迎来到我的节目Thankyouforbeingonmyshow.Leslie我们在Pawnee市机场Leslie,we'rehereatthePawneemunicipalairport,这个地方我必须说相当陈旧了whichImustaddis.ratherdecrepit.嗯我很高兴你提到这一点Well,mgladyoumentionedit.它极其需要修缮了Itisindesperateneedofrefurbishments.而这是我要把它当做我宣言里中心部分的原因-好吧Andthatiswhymgoingtomakeitacenterpieceofmyplatform.-Okay.比如呃这位JoeAppledemasTake,uh.JoeAppledemasoverthere.JOe打个招呼-你好Joe,sayhi.-Hello.Joe从1996年起就在这里工作了Joehasbeenworkingheresince1996,而他的工资没有涨过一分钱andhissalaryhasnotbeenraisedanickel.我会十分努力试着改变-Iamgonnaworkveryhardtochange-好吧这个机场我看起来就像个隐喻Okay,thisairportseemstomelikeametaphor.你熟悉这个说法吗Areyoufamiliarwiththeterm?Pawnee的机场就是这个镇的象征-Pawnee,sairportissymbolicofthetown-失去联♥系♥过于陈旧可能outoftouch,outofdate,perhaps,迷失方向无关紧要lost,insignificant,而且悲哀andsad.你的想法呢Yourthoughts?嗯确实我们没有大城市的便利Well,granted,wedon'thavebig-cityamenities,但我觉得我们弥补了更多butIthinkwemorethanmakeupforit通过友善的脸庞和勤楼的双少-withfriendlyfacesandhand-workinghards-勤劳的双手hardworkinghands.随便你怎么说吧我说很悲哀我们继续Ifyousayso.Isayit'ssad.Movingon.我的天啊Oh,myGod.如果他们在一起了他们会生出最美丽的超级宝宝的Iftheygottogether,theywouldmakethemostbeautifulsuperbaby.会统治我们所有人的Itwouldruleusall.但如果超级宝宝力量太强了要怎么办Butwhatifsuperbabybecametoopowerful?我猜我们只能冒这个险了Iguesswe'lljusthavetotakethatchance.Chris被Jerry的女儿甩了ChrisgotdumpedbyJerry'sdaughter.他需要这个Heneedsthis.此外如果他们结婚了他会和她一直呆在一起Plus,iftheygetmarried,he'llspendallhistimewithher,而我可能永远都不用跟他讲话TandImightneverhavetotalktohimagain.嗯Hmm.1.inda教授你有ProfessorLinda,youhave.真的很棒的手臂啊Reallynicearms.你锻炼吗Doyouworkout?我正准备说同一件事呢Iwasgonnasaytheexactsamething.但我不想让你觉得我在用自己的男性凝视物化你ButIdidn'twantyoutothinkthatIwasobjectifyingyouwithmymalegaze.我能看看吗-哦当然MayIsee?-Oh,sure.哦我的天哪你有Oh,mygoodgracious.Youhave.非常出色的外侧头-谢谢extraordinarycaputIaterale.-Thankyou.没有什么比身体健康更重要的了-我同意There'snothingmoreimportantthanphysicalhealth.-1agree.Kendra-怎么Kendra?-Yes?你知道吗我还是准备点那第三块牛排了Youknowwhat?Iamgonnahavethatthirdsteakafterall.继续帮我下单吧拜托谢谢Goaheadandputthatorderinnow,please,andthankyou.你的竞选撞上了某种暗礁Yourcampaignhitasnagofsorts,因为揭露出你和你的上司BenWyattwiththerevelationthatyouandyourboss,BenWyatt,有一段affairedeCoeUr（法语）-werehavinguneaffairedecoeur心之韵事affairoftheheart.嗯我已经讨论过很多次了Well,vediscussedthatmanytimes,而真的已经没剩下什么可说的了andthere'sreallynothingmoretosay.我宁愿讨论在这个镇上解决问题的方法Iwouldrathertalkaboutthewaystosolveproblemsinthistown.那就祝你好运了GoodIuckwiththat.但是叵I到你和BenWyatt的韵事ButgettingbacktoyouraffairwithBenWyatt,而他现在又是你的竞选经理了.who'snowyourcampaignmanager.Buddy实话说我不想讨论这个Buddy,frankly,Idon'twanttodiscussthat.但如果你想我们可以讨论Butifyou,dlike,wecantalkaboutways我能改善机场和众多很好的公园的方式thatIcanimprovetheairportorourmanywonderfulparks.我不想Idon't.我想讨论你和BenWyattdliketotalkaboutyouandBenWyatt.啊哦我知道那个眼神Uh-oh.Iknowt
