ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

好的目前状况是这样Okay,here'sthesituation.(ParentsJustDon'tUnderstand)歌♥词你父母出门度假一周Yourparentswentawayonaweek'svacation.他们把全新保时捷跑车的钥匙留下了TheyleftthekeystothebrandnewPorsche.他们介意吗当然不介意啊Wouldtheymind?Well,ofcoursenot.我就开着出去转转lljusttakeitforalittlespin可能找几个朋友炫耀一下Andmaybeshowitofftoacoupleoffriends我就开着逛逛街坊邻里或许我不应该lljustcruisearoundtheneighborhood.Well,maybeIshouldn't我当然会这么做集中注意力关键来了Yeah!OfcourseIshould.Payattentionhere'sthethickoftheplot车停在我街区的角落Pulleduptothecornerattheendofmyblock这时我看见一位美女走来That'swhenIsawthisbeautifulgirly-girlwalking我拿起电♥话♥假装说话IpickedupmycarphonetoperpetratelikeIwastalking敞篷大开音乐正嗨Sunroofwasopen,themusicwashigh女孩的手正在悄悄摸上我的大腿Andthatgirl'shandwassteadilymovingupmythigh她解开了上衣的三个扣子Shehadopenedupthreebuttonsonhershirtsofar所以我可能才没看到那辆警车Iguessthat,swhyIdidn'tnoticethatpolicecar我不敢相信我犯了个错Ican'tbelieveit!Imadeamistake但家长都一样不管时间地点ButparentsarethesameNomattertimenorplace所以告诉这片土地上的那些孩子Sotoallyoukidsallacrosstheland不需要解释家长永远不会懂NoneedtoargueParentsjustdon'tunderstand太棒了Allright!谢谢Ish射Thankyou.Thankyou.稍微卖♥♥弄一下所以有什么事JustalittlesomethingIknow.So,what'sup?有人在Ramsett公园着火了SomeoneisonfireinRamsettPark.他们需要你马上赶过去Theyneedyoutogetdownthererightaway.我的天啊Oh,myGod.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第1集第2季第1集这个夏天我做了很多动物园的宣传vebeenspendingthesummerdoingalotofzoopromotions.鹦鹉可以活很久Parrotsliveaverylongtime.所以我们给一只鹦鹉办60岁生日派对SoWehadabirthdaypartyforaparrotthatturned60.黑猩猩很聪明所以我们让它们从大学毕业Chimpanzeesareverysmart,sowehadthemgraduatefromcollege.它们喜欢丢便便所以我们希望Andtheyliketoflingtheirfeces,sowewere它们也能扔学十帽hopingthattheywouldflingtheirhats.但它们还是只扔便便Buttheyjustflungtheirfeces.Pawnee动物园最近购入了两只南非黑足企鹅燕尾服和小腹ThePawneeZoorecentlypurchasedtwoSouthAfricanblack-footedpenguins,TuxandFlipper.作为公园宣传活动的一部分Andaspartofourzoopromotion,我们要给他们举办婚礼仪式wearegoingtogivethemamarriageceremony,因为他们是命定的伴侣becausetheymateforlife.燕尾服你愿意让小蹊成为你的合法妻子吗Tux,doyoutakeFlipper,tobeyourlawfullyweddedwife?"我愿意我愿意”"Ido!Ido!"经由公园与娱乐部赋予我的权力BythepowervestedinmefromtheDepartmentofParksandRecreation,我宣布你们为夫妻Inowpronounceyouhusbandandwife!哦Ohl也好至少它们结婚了Okay,well,atleastthey'remarried.它们在造小孩吗Aretheymakingbabies?这两只不行这两只都是公企鹅Well,notthosetwo.Thosearebothboypenguins.你说什么msorry?燕尾服和小蹊都是男孩子TuxandFlipperarebothboys.所以严格来说你应该称它们是夫夫Soyoushouldhavepronouncedthemhusbandandhusband,technically.太棒了That'sawesome.话虽如此天气还是很好Still,youcouldn'thaveaskedforbetterweather.Brendanawicz你个吃三明治的Brendanawicz,youbigsandwicheater.哦Oh.停下吧Cutitout,now.澄清一下那是纯友谊的一拳Justtobeclear,thatwasafriendpunch.我打在你手臂上的这个动作不是在打情骂俏TherewasnoflirtatiousmeaningbehindthatplayfulpunchIjustgaveyourarm.是的我理解你过分充分地说明了Yes,Idounderstand.You'vemadeitabundantlyclear我们的关系中没有浪漫的元素thatthere'snoromanticelementtoourrelationshipinanyway.是的挺好这样像朋友一样胡闹不是很好吗Yes.Good.Isn'titgoodtobeabletojustkindofhorsearoundlikethisasfriends?是的很好-是Itis.Yeah.-Yeah.我那晚上真的跌倒谷底了Ireallyhitrockbottomthatnight.我是说我字面意义上AndImeanthatIliterallyfell摔到了坑底撞上了石头tothebottomofapitandhitarock.我记得我躺在那想Irememberlayingtherethinking,”应该有个好理由吧为我躺在这还单身""There'sprobablyagoodreasonwhymdownhereandsingle."然后我想“我需要吗♥啡♥"AndthenIstartedthinking,"Ineedmorphine."哦对了我听说今天你让两只公企鹅非常幸福了Oh,yeah,Ihearyoumadetwomalepenguinsveryhappytoday.你创造了历史Knope我喜欢这样You'remakinghistory,Knope.Ilikethat.敢于冒险Stickingyourneckout,youknow.不我没有冒险那是个误会No,Ididn'tstickmyneckout.Itwasanaccident.偏离主流我觉得很酷Outofthemainstream.Ithinkthat'scool.我在主流里minthemainstream.是的我懂不没有偏离Yeah,Iknow.-No,no.Notoutofit.社会激进-不没有Socialactivism.-No!Uh-uh.这个镇上的人真的不喜欢政♥府♥雇员太过激进Peopleinthistowndon'treallyliketheirgovernmentemployeesbeingactivists.抗癌非盈利组织去年一位垃圾工戴了个“LiVeStrong”手环就被停职了1.astyear,agarbagemanwassuspendedforwearingaLiveStrongbracelet嘿LeSlie有个同志酒吧的老板送了你个蛋糕Hey,Leslie,someguywhoownsagaybarsentyouacake.Pawnee有同志酒吧Pawneehasagaybar?是的”凸点,，Yeah.TheBulge.在我房♥子后面It'sbehindmyhouse.”凸点”是同志酒吧TheBulgeisagaybar?啊我在那浪费过那么多个晚上Uh,thenightsvewastedthere."Leslie妹砸啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊""Leslie!Hey,girrrrrrrrl!"写了八个“啊"WitheightR,s.”感谢你支持同志婚姻"Thankyouforsupportingthecauseofgaymarriage.”你很摇滚'凸点的男孩们”"Yourock!TheboysatTheBulge."他们觉得这是政♥治♥表态Theythoughtthatwasapoliticalgesture?好吧谁也不准吃蛋糕Tom来我办公室Okay,nobodyeatthatcake.Tom?Stepintomyoffice.也是我的办公室无所谓了That'salsomyoffice.-Yeah,whatever.我知道你不是同性恋-我不是Iknowthatyouarenotgay.-No,mnot.但你很女性化-啥Butyou,reeffeminate.-What?你穿着一件印了蛇的桃色衬衫Well,you'rewearingapeachshirtwithacoiledsnakeonit.是的这是男性潮流杂♥志♥特别推荐的超棒啊Yes,'causeitwasfeaturedinDetailsmagazine.Andit'sawesome.女性化总之重点是Effeminate.Anyway,sothepointis,你觉得让企鹅结婚是某种表态吗doyouthinkthatmarryingpenguinsmadesomekindofstatement?是的这个态就是你非常孤独需要养个宠物Yes.Thestatementwasthatyou'reverylonelyandyouneedapet.哈Huh.1.eslie他们也给你送了T恤1.eslie?TheysentyouT-shirts,too.哦哇看看他们给我们送了T恤Oh!Wow,look,theysentusaT-shirt.你看看Hmm.我的有领子Minehasacollaronit.她来了LeslieTheresheis.Leslie!嘿-嘿Hey!-Hey.这是我男朋友Derek这是Derek的男朋友BenThisismyboyfriend,Derek,andthisisDerek'sboyfriend,Ben.你好嘿Hi.-Hey.哦等等抱歉这是什么情况Oh!Wait,sorry,what,sthesituation?什么意思Whatdoyoumean?这是怎么运行的Howdoesthiswork?Derek是同性恋但对我是异性恋Derekisgay,buthe'sstraightforme,但他对Ben是同性恋Ben对他也很同性恋buthe'sgayforBen,andBen,sreallygayforDerek.而我讨厌BenAndIhateBen.没那么复杂没It,snotthatcomplicated.-No.哦懂了是的Oh.Yeah.Sure.当下年轻人的文化就是我没搞懂Thethingaboutyouthcultureis,Idon,tunderstandit.所以我能为你们做什么Sowhatcan1doforyouguys?他们就是很想见到你Theyjustreallywantedtomeetyou,因为你算是他们的英雄了becauseyou'rekindofliketheirheronow.哦哦April拜托那只是企鹅而已不Oh,oh,April,please,itwasjustpenguins.-No!我是个人♥民♥公仆我不能表明政♥治♥立场mapublicservant,andmnotallowedtotakeapoliticalstance.但你还是表明了这很了不起Butyoudid,anditwasawesome.是的其他政♥治♥家都没表态过Yeah.Noneoftheotherpoliticiansevertakeastand,这对整个同志群体意义重大anditmeansalottothewholegaycommunity.确实我们明晚在“凸点”举办聚会Itdoes,andwe'regonnahavethispartytomorrownightatTheBulge,我们有事要请求你andwehadsomethingtoaskyou.我们真的想让你成为特邀嘉宾Wereallywantyoutobetheguestofhonor.哦天啊Oh,my.你能来就太棒了It'dbeamazingifyoucame.是的你必须来Yeah,youhavetocome.谁做的啊Whomadethis?我们-我们做的Wedid.-Yeah,wedid.怎么做的-PhotoshopHow?-Photoshop.什么电脑-哦What?-Computers.-Oh!嘿你怎么打扮得花枝招展的Hey,whyareyoualldolledup?说来话长我是这个同志酒吧今晚的特邀嘉宾It'salongstory.mtheguestofhonoratthisgaybartonight.我猜男同们开始喜欢我了Iguessgaymenarestartingtolikeme.我不知道他们觉得魅力四射之类的Idon'tknow.Iguesstheythinkmfabulousorsomething.你看起来不错哦妹子今晚能把谁掰直咯Well,youlookgood,girl.You'regonnaturnsomebodytonight.那毋庸置疑是我与Donna最棒的一次互动Thatwashands-downthebestinteractionveeverhadwithDonna.1.eSlie这位是家庭价值坚实基金会的MarciaLangman1.eslie,thisisMarciaLangmanfromtheSocietyForFamilyStabilityFoundation.哦你好我喜欢你的上衣Oh,hello.Iloveyourtop.哦非常感谢Oh,thankyousomuch.我希望你能有空讨论一下昨天在动物园的事情Iwasjusthopingyouhadamomenttodiscusstheeventsatthezooyesterday.这事跟我无关所以Well,Ihavenothingtodowiththis,so.好我能为你们家价坚基的人们做些什么呢Well,whatcanIdoforyouandthosefinepeopleattheSFSF?如果你愿意的话可以辞职Well,youcouldresign,ifyou'reupforit.哦你认真的吗Oh,you'reserious?当你为同性恋企鹅结婚的时候Whenyouperformedamarriageforgaypenguins,因为使用了纳税人的钱在政♥府♥地&hearts产♥上举办仪式usingtaxpayermoneyongovernmentproperty,你就象征性地为同性婚姻表达了积极态度youweresymbolicallytakingastandinfavorofthegaymarriageagenda.哦抱歉但稍等MarciaOh,msorry,butholdonasecondthere,Marcia.这完全不是我的本意Thatwasnotmyintention,atall.那你为什么要让企鹅结婚呢Well,whyelsewouldyoumarrypenguins?因为我坚信那样会很可爱确实很可爱BecauseIfirmlybelievedthatitwouldbecute.Anditwas.1.eslie你结婚了吗1.eslie,areyoumarried?没还没MarciaNo.Notyet,Marcia.可能快了我有个计划但不现在没Soon,probably.Ihaveaplan,but,no,notnow.没和谁约会Notdatinganyoneyet.专注于我的事业Focusingonmycareer.我想也是Ithoughtso.所以你无法理解如果同性恋结婚Soyoucouldn'tpossiblyunderstand,butwhengaysmarry,对其他人来说就是破坏婚姻价值itruinsmarriagefortherestofus.所以要不你宣布婚礼无效So,eitheryouannulthewedding,要不我公开劝说你辞职orllpubliclyaskforyourresignation.谀对r我方向感太差了Youknowwhat?msoterriblewithdirections.我要是去停车场的话Ifrmheadedtotheparkinglot,该左转还是右转doImakealeftoutofhere,ordoIgoright?左转-谢谢It'saleft,yeah.-Thankyou.不客气-宣布无效哦You'rewelcome.-Annulthewedding!嘿-你好Hey.-Hi!我约了LeSlie吃午饭但她居然真在上班所以msupposedtomeetLeslieforlunch,butsheactuallyworks,so.事故那晚Mark送到了我那个医院Markwasbroughttomyhospitalthenightoftheaccident.住院了一周Hewashereforaweek我觉得他脑袋撞到地上的时候Ithinkwhenhisheadhittheground,一定是把什么给撞开了itmust'veknockedsomethingloose,让他现在变成了挺好的人becausehe'sactuallyaprettyniceguynow.而Andy我们分手之后他告诉我AndAndy,afterwebrokeup,hetoldme要去堪萨斯爬山hewasgoingtoKansastoclimbmountains.所以我不知道他到底在哪So,Idon'treallyknowwhereheis.你看了那部关于食物的纪录片吗Hey,haveyouseenthatdocumentaryaboutfoodyet?不还没但听说很不错我想看No,Ihaven't.ButIheardit,sreallygood.Iwanttoseeit.我们可以一起去Weshouldgotogether.啥啊算了我还是不要感觉像约会What?Yeah,no.Idon'tthinkso.Thatwouldbelikeadate.好吧不说rOkay.Saynomore.我讨厌沙拉Ihatesalad.1.eslie我不想对你有秘密1.eslie,Idon'twanttoeverkeepsecretsfromyou.哦我也不想对了我们来发明Oh,me,neither.Look,let'sinventourown我们自己才懂的秘密语言吧secretlanguagethatonlyweunderstand.这样我们在其他人面前讲Andthenwecanuseitaroundpeople就没人能听懂我们说什么了andnoonewillknowwhatwe'retalkingabout.好啊-好啊Okay.-Okay.但现在我还是要用英语跟你说Butinthemeantime,mjustgonnatellyouinEnglish.Mark算是约我出去了Markkindofaskedmeout他怪里怪气地约我去看电影Heweirdlyaskedmetogoseeamoviewithhim,我说了不当然只是andIsaidno,ofcourse,butIjust.我想让你知道Ijustwantedtoletyouknow.我现在有一大堆混乱的感觉mfeelingalotofconfusingthingsrightnow.是的不我懂你的意思Yeah.No,ofcourseyouare.你的友谊对我来说是最重要的Andyourfriendshipisthemostimportantthingtome.而他没戏Andhe'soff-limits.谢谢我只想让你知道我很认真地想要Thankyou.Ijustwanttoletyouknow,Iwasreallyserious发明那个秘密语言我知道aboutthatsecretlanguage.-1know.不敢相信这居然是个同志酒吧Ican'tbelievethisisagaybar.确实尤其是门口有个异性恋牛仔在欢迎我们Yeah,especiallywiththatheterosexualcowboygreetingusonthewayin.我现在要去哪喝酒了WhereshouldIdrinknow?第8街上有个酒吧叫"投手与捕手”There'sabaronEighthStreetcalledPitchersandCatchers.可以去那Youcangothere.好嘿好听着计划是这样Yeah.Hey!Okay,listen.Here'stheplan.我们的立场就是我们没有立场Ourpositionis,wehavenoposition.我们就说”谢谢你们的派对“Solet'sjustsay,"Thankyoufortheparty,”但很遗憾要拒绝你们对我的尊敬”"butweregretfullydeclineyouroffertohonorme."哦天啊你居然来了Oh,myGOd,Ican'tbelieveyoucame.哦好啊April-Derek是LeslieKnopeHi,April.-Derek!It'sLeslieKnope.1.eslieKnope你是我的英雄1.eslieKnope,you'remyhero!哦这很棒Oh!That,snice.1.eslie你也太辣了1.eslie,youarelookinghot真的Really?谢谢你Ben我很享受这个拥抱Thankyou,Ben.mreallyenjoyingthishug.这些都很棒但我要告诉你们That'ssonice,butIneedtotellyousomething.这杯我们请了Thisoneisonus.既然是免费的话Well,ifit,sfree.1.eslieKnope1.eslieKnope!她是LeslieKnope她要招募你们She'sLeslieKnope,andshewantstorecruityou!不不不哦天好请请拜托拜托No,no,no.Oh,my.Okay.Please,please,please,please.先生们首先我只想说Gentlemen.Firstofall,1wouldjustliketosay非常感谢你们为我举办这个派对thankyousomuchforthrowingmethisparty,特别是今晚还有橄榄球赛especiallyonanightwhentheColtsareplaying.我们爱你LeslieWeloveyou,Leslie!好吧Okay.啊这杯是绿色的Thisisgreen.1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!好我想告诉你们Okay!Well,Iwantedtotellyou我给企鹅结婚的时候不是要表达什么立场thatIwasn'treallytryingtotakeastandwhenImarriedthosepenguins.1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!你们在呼喊我的名字You'rechantingmyname.1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!1.eslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!Leslie!我只有一件事要说团结起来我们能永远改变PawneeIjusthaveonethingtosay!TogetherwecanchangePawneeforever!跳舞吧1.et'sdance!1.eslieKnope来了朋友们跳起来1.eslieKnope'sinthebuilding,y'all!Let'sgetwild!我今晚在这见到了好多个市政厅的家伙太疯狂了veseensomanydudesfromCityHallheretonight,it'scrazy.但我想他们也看到我了所以这可不怎么好ButIguessthey'veseenmehere,too.So,that'snotgreat.嘿嗨我收到你短♥信♥了没事吧Hey!Hi.Igotyourtext.Iseverythingokay?哦没事他们以我为名义办了个派对Oh,yeah!They'rehavingapartyinmyhonor!去吧台你是我的朋友的话喝酒免费Gotothebar.Ifyou'remyfriend,youcandrinkforfree!哦酷好的或许下次Oh!Cool!Okay,andmaybenexttime不要说是“医疗紧急情况”don'tusethewords"medicalemergency."我好高兴你在这msogladyou'rehere!我好清醒mreallysober!好吧来喝一杯Okay!Getadrink!你知道为什么今晚这么有趣因为每个人都很gayYouknowwhytonight'sfun?'Causeeveryone,ssogay.他们知道怎么享乐还有跳舞Andtheyknowhowtohavefun,andthedancing!就每个人都在做自己Just,it,s.Everyoneisjustwhotheyare.而他们自己就是gay透了Andwhotheyareisjuststone-coldgay.1.adyGaga-PokerFace读不出读不出Can'treadmy,can'treadmy,他读不出我的扑克脸Nohecan'treadmypokerface我我我的扑克脸我我的扑克脸My,my,mypokerfaceMy,mypokerface我我我的扑克脸我我的扑克脸My,my,mypokerfaceMy,mypokerface我今晚太享受了mhavingsuchanicetimetonight.我遇到了很多有意思的人I'vemetmanyinterestingpeople.还有两个双性恋男的在这Andthere'stwobisexualguyshere,他俩的电♥话♥号♥码我都搞到了andIgotbothoftheirphonenumbers.*我我我的扑克脸我我的扑克脸*My,my,mypokerfaceMy,mypokerface*我我我的扑克脸我我的扑克脸*My,my,mypokerfaceMy,mypokerface*我我我的扑克脸我我的扑克脸*My,my,mypokerfaceMy,mypokerface唱一早上了Thewholemorning.*给我展示何为性感告诉我我有什么*（唱错了）Showmewhat,shotTellmewhatIgot*猜不透猜不透*Can'treadmyCan'treadmy.昨晚开心吧Havefunlastnight?喝了三杯以我名字命名的酒所以挺好玩的Ihadthreedrinksnamedafterme,sothat'sprettyfun.而且Ben和Derek周六要带我血拼了Plus,BenandDerekaretakingmeshoppingonSaturday.我们要找到我真正的罩杯了Andwearegonnafindoutmyactualbrasize.我猜我算得上是同性恋的女王Iguessmkindoflikequeenofthegays.真好我刚刚接到电♥话♥Bullyforyou.Ijustgotaphonecall.他们希望你上今日Pawnee）TheywantyoutogoonPawneeToday.哇大事谟上题是啥-你Wow.That'shuge.What'sthetopic?-You.那个家庭什么的MarciaLangman要求你辞职ThatMarciaLangmanfromthefamilythingiscallingforyourresignation.不-你要上节目为自己辩护No!-Yougottagoonanddefendyourself.为什么我甚至没有为同性婚姻发表官方意见Why?Ihaven'tevenofficiallytakenastandongaymarriage.有意思有人刚刚跟我说你是同性恋的女王That'sfunny.Somebodyjusttoldmeyouwerequeenofthegays.是我Thatwasme.今日Pawnee主持人JoanCallamezzoPawneeToday,withJoanCallamezzo.像是我们镇的与媒体见面It,skindofliketheMeetthePressofourtown.大场面哦LeslieIt'sthebigtime,Leslie.是我知道我好紧张Yeah,Iknow.Itis.mnervous.我只是希望我不是因为这个而上的节目IjustwishIwerehereunderdifferentcircumstances.猜猜我是谁Guesswho?呃MeganFoxUh.MeganFox?哪个欲望主妇吗OneoftheDesperateHousewives?不是JoanCallaniezzoNoJoanCallamezzo.嘿Joan妹咋样啊美人很高兴见到你Hey,Joanie!What'sup,gorgeous?Goodtoseeyou.Tom经常上这个节目Joan爱死他了Tomcomesontheshowallthetime.Joanloveshim.你有着全Pawnee女性里最软的皮肤YouhavethesoftestskinofanywomaninPawnee.Thankyou.我希望你们能透过电视屏幕Iwishyoucouldreach,fromyourTVscreen,感受一下Joan的皮肤andjusttouchJoan'sskinforasecond.你嘴真甜-绝对是享受That'ssweet.-You'dhaveatreat.你自己也很软You'reprettysoftyourself.你的孩子怎么样了Howareyourkidsdoing?他们很好They'reprettygood.有一个这么美丽的母亲他们觉得艰难吗Isittoughforthemtohaveamotherthatissobeautiful?作为Pawnee最有吸引力的女人感觉如何What,sitlikebeingthemostattractivewomaninPawnee?你继续这么开玩笑我就必须请你共进晚餐了Youkeepupthosefunnies,mgonnahavetoinviteyouoverforsupper.那我必须要去吃晚餐了Well,llhavetocomeoverforsupper.哦必须Oh!Youmust.哦天啊-AnnPerkins最近可好Oh,myGod.-AnnPerkins.Howyoudoing?我很好爬山爬得怎么样mgood.Howwasmountainclimbing?啥