ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

哎呀妈呀丰收节真是个胜利Geewhiz.TheHarvestFestivalwasarealtriumph.我们有超过八万的游客参观Wehadovereightythousandpeopleinattendance,超出了我们最夸张的想象whichsurpassedourwildestexpectations.我想特别单独提到LeslieKnopeIwouldliketospecificallysingleoutLeslieKnope.我代表市长市议会和整个PawneeIspeakforthemayor,citycouncil,andallofPawnee来说我们等不及想看看接下来你♥他♥妈♥还能做到什么了whenIsayWecan'twaittoseewhattheheckyou'regoingtodonext.上台来吧LesSteponuphere.Les.谢谢Thankyou.PaUI你没事吧Paul,areyouokay?呃Uh.我的天啊-见鬼Oh,mygosh.-Holy!上帝啊Oh,myGod.快报♥警♥Call911!那是一个男人抓住我的胸的第二尴尬的方式Thatwasthesecondmostawkwardwayamanhasevergrabbedmybreast.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第8集第3季第8集好的伙计们所有人听好了Allright,guys.Everybody,listenup.关于明天露营休假的几点Justafewnotesaboutourcampingretreattomorrow.我们早上6:45要在这里集♥合♥集体山发We'reallgonnameethereandleaveasagroupat6:45a.m.,promptly.我们为什么要做这个Whyarewedoingthis?丰收季已经结束了HarvestFestisover.我们不想有二年级消沉Wedonotwannahaveasophomoreslump.这次露营旅行是我们思考一些大点子的机会Thiscampingtripisourchancetothinkofsomereallybigideas.你为什公不告诉我们我们的下一个项目是什么Whydon'tyoujusttelluswhatournextprojectis,然后我自己去露营andllgocampingbymyself.听着我有点子Ron好吗我有差不多100个新点子1.ook,Ihaveideas,Ron.Okay?Ihave,like,100newideas.但重点是压力已经来了Butthepointis,thepressureison.我们只有唯一一次机会留下第二印象Weonlyhaveonechancetomakeasecondimpression.这次露营旅行有多大♥比♥例安排在室外Whatportionofthiscampingtripwilltakeplaceoutside?全部-不去了Allofit.-Pass.不能不去这是强制性的工作休假Can'tpass.It'samandatoryworkretreat.我有个问题如果我们在攀登峭壁时我失手下坠怎么办Ihaveaquestion.Whatifwe'rescalingacliffandIstarttofall?我能抓住你的胸来支持吗CanIgrabontoyourboobforsupport?不Tom别她的胸会杀人No,Tom,don,t.Herboobkills.我的胸才不杀人Myboobdoesnotkill.Paul没有死他只是心脏病发作Pauldidnotdie.Hehadaheartattack,需要搭桥手术whichrequiredanoctuplebypass.此外Pawnee太阳报说我的胸救了他的命Besides,thePawneeSunsaidthatmychestsavedhislife.Knope抓住是最后的帮助Pawnee最好的市政部门怎么样啊How'sthebestmunicipaldepartmentinPawnee?那就是你们That'syouguys.Paul需要花一阵了来康复Paulisgoingtoberecuperatingforawhile.所以市长请我代任市政经理So,themayoraskedmetostepinasCityManager.我当然马上接受rAndIofcourseacceptedimmediately因为Pawnee真的是全国最好的小镇becausePawneeisliterallythegreatesttowninthecountry.当然我会怀念IndianapolisOfcourse,IamgonnamissIndianapolis,那可是全美最棒的城市whichisthemostwonderfulcityinAmerica.我很激动能再和你们共事msoexcitedtobeworkingwithyouallagain.1.eslie我等不及听到你的新点子了AndLeslie,Icannotwaittohearyournewbigidea.我想立即开始做到最好而你新的秘密项目Iwannahitthegroundrunning,andyournewmysteryproject会是助我跑到终点的补水包isgoingtobethehydrationpackthatgetsmetothefinishline.你们都是我小小的补水包You'reallmylittlehydrationpacks.我很确定我不是msureIamnot.RonRon.也是Are,too.补水包Hydrationpack!嘿你得来听听他给我讲的这个笑死人的故事Hey,yougottahearthishilariousstorythathe'stellingme.告诉她发生了啥Tellherwhathappened.我的身份证被偷了Myidentitywasstolen.他的身份证被偷了Hisidentitywasstolen.告诉她账户的情况Tellherabouttheaccounts.它们被冻结了Theywerefrozen.冻结Frozen.拜KyIeBye,Kyle.你要去哪哦天哪Whereareyougoing?Oh,myGod.最酷的妹子现在如何-不好How'sthecoolestchickever?-Notgood.你什么意思Whatdoyoumean?1.eslie强迫我们去露营休假1.eslie'smakingusgoonacampingretreat.那太棒了啊露营最有意思了That'sawesome.Camping'sthebest.露营好烂Campingsucks.超级无聊It,ssuperboring.你能看见星星我讨厌星星它们挺吓人Andyoucanseethestars,whichIhate.They'recreepy.我爱露营打赌我能让你也爱上Ilovecamping.IbetyouIcangetyoutoIoveit,too.不然我在那边见你Whydon'tImeetyououtthere?如果你讨厌露营我们就走人然后亲热但如果你喜欢Ifyouhateit,we'llleaveandgomakeout.Butifyouloveit,我们就呆着亲热不管怎么样都能亲一大堆热we,llstayandmakeout.Eitherway,atonofmakingout.你加入吗Youin?AnnPerkins-ChrisAnnPerkins.-Chris.嘿我听说你回来了是的Hey.Iheardyouwereback.-Yeah.我这个不是因为你做的Ididn'tdothisbecauseofyou.嗯看起来很好啊Well,itlooksgreat.是啊你看起来真好对吧是Yeah,youlookgreat.AmIright?It's.碰到你真好Sogoodrunningintoyou.那个我们最近得常聚我很想聊聊Youknow,weshouldgettogethersoon.dlovetocatchup.我也是聊聊无极Me,too.Catchupandmustard.寥寥无几我刚刚就Ketchupandmustard.Ijustwas.哦Ohl好俏皮啊Sodelightful.你聪慧可餐Irelishyourwit.嗯你美貌可饮Well,1salsa.yourface.我应该讨厌他的他和我分手了Ishouldhatehim.Hebrokeupwithme.嗯我有个分手之后还喜欢的前任Well,therewasanexthatlstilllikedafterhebrokeupwithme.但真的很难对他保持生气他是个很棒的牙医Butitwasreallyhardtostaymadathim.Hewasanamazingdentist.你知道他见到我的时候我发誓他的眼神都亮起来了Youknow,whenhesawme,Iswearhisfacelitup.AnnAnn.你觉得“我们最近得聚聚”是啥意思啊Whatdoyouthink"Weshouldgettogethersoon"means?不别想太多了No.Donotreadintothis.记住这个家伙太积极乐观了Remember,thisistheguythatwassoupbeatandpositive,他和你分手的时候你根本没意识到whenhebrokeupwithyou,youdidn'tevenknowithappened.是啊Yeah.跟我们一起露营吧Comecampingwithus.会很好玩的你可以远离Chris可以来头脑风暴It'llbereallyfun.You'llbeawayfromChris.Youcanbrainstorm.我给你烤棉花糖的优先权llgiveyoufirstdibsons,mores.好吧听起来挺有意思Okay.Thatsoundsfun.Pawnee露营地Wamapoke郡森林这是我们的官方休假日程表Hereisourofficialretreatschedule.它平分了我们工作和娱乐的时间Itdividesourtimeevenlybetweenworkandplay.来吧所有人我们赶紧的Comeon,everybody.Let'shustle.开始头脑风暴吧1.et'sgettothebrainstorming!态度很棒啊RonGreatattitude,Ron.我只想完成得越早越好Ijustwannagettheworkoverassoonaspossible我就能钓鱼了soIcandosomefishing.钓鱼让我放松Fishingrelaxesme.就像是瑜伽除了我还能杀掉点啥It'slikeyoga,exceptIstillgettokillsomething.好吧这块宝地归我了Allright.Icallthiswonderfulspot.你没带帐篷吗Youdidn'tbringatent?我从来就没怎么露营过Jerry1don'treallygocampingever,Jerry.所以我不会花个$150来买♥♥帐篷的So,mnotgoingtospend$150onatent.我就睡在地板上就行mjustgonnasleeponthefloor.在户外就叫地It,scalledthegroundwhenit'soutside.无所谓了Whatever.为什么你们经常这么搞吗露营Why?Doyouguysdothisalot?Camping?我从没来过但我觉得我会爱上的I'veneverbeenbefore,butIthinkmgonnaloveit.为什么我会爱上呢WhyamIgonnaloveit?天猫SkyMall.来看看我的帐篷我从天猫上买♥♥了一堆东西Comecheckoutmytent.IorderedabunchofcrapoffSkyMall.我买♥♥了电视我的XBoxDVDIgotmyTV,myXBox,DVD.很属♥的床就在那Awesomebedrightthere.DJ伦巴也在这儿呢DJRoomba'sinthemix.感觉甚至不像是露营It,slikemnotevencamping.这实际上是个狗沙发Thisisactuallyadogcouch,但是它超级舒服butit'ssupercomfortable.April喜欢露营对我十分重要It'sreallyimportanttomethatAprillovescamping.所以我提前去建好了终极露营爱之巢So,Iwentaheadandsetuptheultimatecampsitelovenest.包含有美丽的星光Completewithbeautifulstarlight.我们有香槟还有玫瑰花瓣Wegotchampagne.Also,rosepetals.你可以看到它们闻起来棒极了Asyoucansee,theysmellterrific.我们需要大点子现在就要谁先来Weneedbigideas,andweneed'emnow.Whowantstogofirst?我提议我们把从丰收节赚到的所有钱1proposethatwetakeallthemoneywemadefromtheHarvestFestival返还给市民们andreturnittothecitizens.所以每人能分到多少So,howmuchwouldthatbeperperson?大概83分钱About83cents.每户Perhousehold.不含邮费Beforepostage.搞定了吗Arewedone?)ay-ZLilWayne和Drake有什么共同点WhatdoJay-Z,LilWayne,andDrakeallhaveincommon?哦我知道这个他们都是缩唱歌♥手Oh,Iknowthisone.Theyareallrappists.他们都是强♥奸♥犯哦我的天他们是说唱歌♥于JerryOh,myGod.They'rerappers,Jerry.他们的共同点是没有人在Pawnee演出过为什么呢AndwhattheyhaveincommonisnoneofthemhaveeverperformedinPawnee.Why?因为我们没有合适的演唱会场地Becausewedon'thaveanadequateconcertvenue.直到现在Untilnow.Pawnee露天竞技场ThePawneeAmphitheater.那大概要花多少钱Howmuchwouldthatcost?没那么多两亿三亿刀吧Notthatmuch.$200,$300million.对哦-很棒Right.-Great.豪华狗公园1.uxurydogpark.你想跟我们多讲讲吗Doyouwanttotellusanymore?仅限贵宾禁止拉屎Poodlesonly.Nopooping.嘿你在哪Hey.Whereareyou?我在这啊你在哪mhere.Whereareyou?我们在主入口里面靠近那个写着"PaWnee露营地”的标志那We'reinsidethemainentrance,nearthesignthatsays"PawneeCampground."哦我在一个完全不同的地方Oh,minatotallydifferentplace.所以我们互相才看不见That'swhywecan'tseeeachother.天啊AndyMyGod,Andy,我甚至都不想呆在这儿1don'tevenwannabehere.空气太新鲜了很恶心我没法呼吸了Theairistoofresh.It,sdisgusting.Ican'tbreathe.旁边哪有条小溪不停地流水闭嘴啦There'sabrooksomewherethatwon'tstopbabbling.Shutup!亲爰的坚持住我会到的Sweetheart.Justholdtightandllbethere.嗯APriI在这里Well,Aprilisrighthere.而我在这里某个地方AndIamdownheresomewhere.我们要只是投资呢Howaboutwejustinvestthemoney?每年赚4%Make4%ayear.你知道给这个城市设立个挺好的小型储备金Youknow,setupanicelittlenesteggforthecity.你们觉得呢Whatdoyouthink?(FamilyMatters)中的黑人书呆角色这主意真棒谢谢了白人书呆子Greatidea.Thanks,whiteUrkel.好吧可能不是个最性感的点子但这很聪明啊Allright.Maybeit,snotthesexiestidea,Tom,butit,ssmart.你还在这干什么啊丰收节都结束rWhatareyouevenstilldoinghere?HarvestFestivalisover.你不是该回到IndianaPoIiS吗Shouldn'tyoubebackinIndianapolis?嘿Ben帮助我们肩动丰收节Hey.BenhelpeduslaunchtheHarvestFestival,他也知道Chris的思路andheknowshowChris'smindworks.他是我们队伍有价值的成员Andhe'savaluableassettotheteam.谢谢Thankyou.April还没说她的主意呢AprilAprilhasnotpresentedheridea.April?我没想到任何点子-为什么Ididn'tcomeupwithanything.-Why?因为我知道不管我们想到什么都不会足够好BecauseIknowthatwhateverwecomeupwithisn'tgonnabegoodenoughanyway,我们只会用你的主意的andwe,rejustgonnagowithyouridea.她说到点上了She'sgotapoint.1.eslie告诉我们你的点子然后我就能回我的穹顶了1.eslie,justtelluswhatyourideaissoIcangobacktotheThunderdome.那是我帐篷的名字That'swhatmcallingmytent.我对你们所有人真的很失望Iamreallydisappointedinallofyou.你们知道整个镇都在看着我们Youknow,thewholetownislookingatusrightnow.而你们让他们失望了Andyou'reletting'emdown.休息一小时吧整理一下你们的脑了一Takeanhour.Goclearyourheads看看能不能想到我们真正能用的点子andseeifyoucancomeupwitharealideathatwecanuse.还有看看你们是不是有兴趣对这个部门做出贡献Andalso,seeifyou'reinterestedincontributingtothisdepartment.在此之后我再来说我的点子Then,afterthat,Iwilltellyoumyidea.哇你真给他们下狠手啊Wow.Youreallylet,emhaveit.嗯我也没有选择r我不想告诉他们我的点子Well,Ihadnochoice.Ididn'twannatellthemmyidea.为什么呢-因为我没有点子Whynot?-BecauseIdon'thaveone.我没有主意了AnnIdon'thaveanidea,Ann.我好完蛋啊Annmsoscrewed,Ann.会议就在明天了而我什么都没有Themeetingistomorrow,andIdon'thaveanything.为何不就吧我家后面的公园建起来呢Whynotjustbuildtheparkonthelotbehindmyhouse?Chris希望这个新项目能创造收入Chriswantsthenewprojecttogeneraterevenue.你办公室里那些文件夹呢Whataboutthosebindersinyouroffice?那些装满的都是小点子They'refilledwithsmallideas.我们需要一个大的有意思的点子Weneedabig,juicyidea.我太绝望了我甚至把我的梦想日记拿来了msodesperate,Ievenbroughtinmydreamjournal,希望它能后发我hopingitwouldinspireme.”我嫁给了外星人AIf我们还挺幸福”"ImarriedALFandwe'reprettyhappy."听起来挺好的-是啊Thatsoundsnice.-Itwas.好的听着你很聪明又有创意还有才华Okay,listentome.Youaresmartandcreativeandtalented,你会没事的-可能你是对的吧andyou'regonnabefine.-You'reprobablyright.我只需要一个小时好主意自己会来的Ijustneedanhourandit'llcometome.喂Hello?Andy你必须来救我Andy,youhavetosaveme.我和我上班的人一起露营啊mcampingwithpeopleIworkwith.喂AprilHello.April.喂Hello?像我一样原地转圈吧WalkaroundincircleslikeIam.帮助电♥话♥三角定位信♥号♥♥Helptriangulatethephonecall.喂Hello?等等我试着爬到高地上去Hangon.mgonnatrytogettohigherground.我找到些刺了Ifoundsomethorns.我是说是的我的女儿可能觉得以自己的年纪Imean,yes,mydaughtermightthinksheisoldenough可以和她男朋友处于性活跃状态了tobesexuallyactivewithherboyfriend.但抱歉16岁啊Butmsorry,16,这公早上节育手段还是太年轻了thatjustseemstooyoungtobeonbirthcontrol.你知道Gayle夺走我处子身的时候我24岁Youknow,Iwas24whenGayletookmyvirginity.要么我们还是安静地站在这儿WhatsayWejuststandhereinsilence想想一些项目的点子andthinkofideasforprojects?你知道我该做什么吗YouknowwhatIshoulddo?我该去开一个少年禁欲讲习班Ishouldleadateenabstinenceworkshop.那可能会极其的有效Thatmightbeincrediblyeffective.嘿TomHey,Tom.一秒钟我IE在做头部按♥摩♥呢Onesecond.mjustinthemiddleofaheadmassage.嗯这是个好的停止点咋啦Well,that'sagoodstoppingpoint.What'sup?呃Uh.你想和我交换讨论点子吗Youwannabouncesomeideasoffeachother?这有个更好的点子要不我交换位置到我的狗沙发上Here,sabetteridea.HowaboutIbouncemywayovertomydogcouch然后看一点点顶级大厨第六季呢andwatchalittleSeasonSixofTopChef?好吧Allright.我知道LeSlie看起来不开心IknowLeslieseemsupset.但事实上她在这方面比我们强得不是一星半点Butthetruthis,she,sbetterthanusatthisstuffbyathousandmiles.所以其实没有意义的来点奶酪火锅吗So,there'sreallynopoint.Careforsomefondue?行啊Yeah.嘿你是怎么付得起这些东西的Hey.Howdoyouaffordallthisstuff?我就在下一天退货称有缺陷Ijustreturnitthenextdayandclaimitwasdefective.关键就是使劲哭Thekeyiscryingalot.没人喜欢看成年男人哭Noonelikestohearagrownmancry.”然后我的手不小心伸进压三明治机里去了”"Andthen,myhandaccidentallywentinthepaninipress!"嘿你想散个步吗Hey.Youwannagoforawalk?行啊Yeah.哇这天空可真美Wow.Theskyisreallybeautiful.是Sweetums工厂的污染造成的美极了It,spollutionfromtheSweetumsfactory.It'sgorgeous,但是带来的哮喘值得吗butisitworththeasthma?不No.Ben这个新项目的点子Ben,thisnewprojectidea,不是那么大的事我可能有点太过在意了it,snotreallyabigdeal.mprobablymakingtoomuchoutofit.哦不不确实是大事Oh,no,no.It'sreallybig.我是说你通过丰收节引起了所有人的注意Imean,yougoteveryone,sattentionwiththeHarvestFestival.现在你要好好收官Now,you'regonnasealthedeal.这就是你一直等待的那个机会It'sthechanceyou'vebeenwaitingfor.所以如果丰收节就是我的最高点Whatifthefestivalwas,like,ahighpointforme,而我做不了比这更好呢andIneverdoanythingbetterthanthat?那你就不会是LeSIieKnopeTThenyouwouldn'tbeLeslieKnope.所以我得一直想好点子不然就不是我自己了So,Ihavetokeepthinkingaboutgoodideasallthetime,ormnolongermyself?不不不不不完全不是No,no,no.No,no.Notatall.我只是真的从来没见过像你这么努力工作的人vejusthonestlynevermetsomeonewhoworksashardasyoudo.我是说你就像是市政♥府♥的金霸王电池兔子Imean,you'reliketheEnergizerBunnyofcitygovernment.然后她在车后排寻找时Andwhenshelookedinthebackofhercar,她看到虽然是在她自己的私产上shesawthateventhoughitwasherownprivateproperty,她依然被强制参与.shewouldbeforcedtotakeitin被州政♥府♥检查forastateinspection!好的伙计们听好了Okay,guys.Listenup.那是啥声音-是我在讲话Whatwasthat?-Thatwasmetalking.不是我也听到了Andy吗No,Iheardit,too.Andy?如果那是头野狼现在我就需要有人马上把我抱起来Ifthat1Sacoyote,someoneneedstopickmeupoffthegroundnow.哦我的天哪Oh,myGod!嘿伙计们Hey,guys.你在这干什么Whatareyoudoinghere?我只是出门夜跑Iwasjustoutformynighttimerun,然后想到”为啥不去拜访下公园部呢”andIthought,"WhynotgovisittheParksDepartment?"这里一切如何How'severythinggoinghere?超级棒真的好Supergreat.Reallywell.我们有一个很好的点子Wehaveagreatidea.现在告诉我我在石头E坐下来TellmenowwhileIsitonthisboulder.我心跳还很快的时候更容易接受新点子mmuchmorereceptivetonewideaswhenmyheartrateisstillelevated.Chris可能你想聊一卜吗Chris,doyouwannamaybejusttalkforaminute?让他们先忙1.etthemwork?哦当然Oh!Sure.那是啥那是啥啊Whatwasthat?Whatwasthat?1.eslie就告诉我们你的点子吧1.eslie,justtellusyouridea.海军罪案调查处洛杉矶第一季可没办法看自己呢NCISLosAngeles,SeasonOneisn'tgonnawatchitself.这就是了Hereitis.你们觉得如何Whatdoyouthink?我没有点子我很抱歉Idon'thaveanidea.msorry.我以为我们一起努力工作1thoughtifweallworkedreallyhard,我能想出点什么的Icouldcomeupwithsomething.但我什么都没有我们彻底完蛋了ButIdon,thaveanything,andwe'retotallyscrewed.我们需要做的就是继续工作然后更努力地工作Andwhatweneedtodoisjustkeepworkingandjustworkagainmore然后做到然后想出来然后能想出来了我们就搞定了andjustdoitandgetit.Andthenwegotitandwe'regood.就那样Gowiththat.我觉得我该睡了Ithinkmgonnaturnin.你哪也别去You'renotgoinganywhere.没人哪也别去没人睡觉Noone,sgoinganywhere.Noone'ssleeping因为这是个熬夜那会很有意思的becausethisisanall-nighter.Andthat'llbefun.我们都不睡然后我会说“嘿没人睡”We'llallstayupandthen,llbelike,"Hey!Noonesleep!"你们听到这有多响了吗Doyouhearhowloudthatis?没人会在这种声音里睡着的You'renotsleepingthroughthat.还有其他吃的吗Isthereanythingelsetoeat?棉花糖已经吃完了Themarshmallowsareallgone.我们没有吃的了Wehavenothingtoeat.JeITy用他吵闹的个人故事吓走了所有的鱼Jerryscaredallthefishawaywithhisloudpersonalstories.我想回家我想我家的天蓬床Iwannagohome.Imissmycanopybed.是啊我不露营也没事Yeah.mfinewithnotcamping.尤其是因为我蠢死的男朋友抛弃了我Especiallysincemystupidboyfriendabandonedme!我去发动货车llfireupthevan.你知道我从来没移♥动♥得这么慢Youknow,venevermovedthisslowlybefore.几乎像是在流沙里一样It'salmostlikebeinginquicksand.嘿嗯听着Hey,urn,listen.你甩了我的时候真的很尴尬Whenyoudumpedme,itwasreallyembarrassing.你就这么离开了Youjustkindoftookoff.哦我很抱歉我是说我从没想过要伤害你Oh,I'msosorry.Imean,Inevermeanttohurtyou.而现在我回来了Andwell,mbacknow.嘿我有个好想法Hey,Ihaveagreatidea.为何不去我知道的一家农家乐餐厅呢Whydon'twegotothisrusticdinerthatIknow?我们可以吃煎蛋白卷然后继续聊我俩的事情Wecanhaveeggwhiteomeletsandwecancontinuetotalkabout