Mr.&Mrs.Smith《史密斯夫妇（2024）》第一季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

你好Hi.新驾照、银行卡Yourdriver'slicense,bankingcard和结婚证andmarriageregistration.你申请的是高风险吗？Didyou,um,applyforhigh-risk?是的-我也是Yeah.-Same.你负责把腿弄断我负责把胳膊弄断Youbreakthelegsandllbreakthearms.能先把头盖住吗？Couldwecovertheheadfirst?我的天啊Oh,myGod.任务未完成：一次失败还剩两次失败机会我们要做个约定吗Whatifwecomeupwithapact等挣到了某个设定的金额that,oncewemakeacertainamountofmoney,我们就分道扬镶wecanpartways?好的没问题Yeah,sure.约翰！John!你不能那样任意妄为Youcan'tjustgoroguelikethat你不能那样任意妄为Youreallycareaboutme.不我是真的真的很在乎你No.tlike,reallycareaboutyou.“嗨嗨,Hihi.'“享受你们今天的假期”"Enjoyyourdayoff."天气太好了Ah,whatabeautifulday.是啊Yeah.我喜欢溜达Ilikeastroll,知道吗？youknow?比如散步1.ikeawalk.是的但不喜欢跑步Yeah,notrunning.我们要喝点酒吗？Shouldwegetsomewine?不要我们在家里有个房♥间里面全都是酒No,Wehaveawholeroomfullofwine.只有罐装的Youknow,onlycannedwine.我有时候喜欢囤东西I-Ilikegettingthingssometimes.那是我最喜欢的请慢用That'smyfavorite.Enjoy.我们花♥园♥里的辣椒Youknow,thepeppersfromourgarden真的很好其实-别说了arereallygood,actually.-Stop.怎么了？我永远不会吃那种农产品What?-mnevergonnaeatthatproduce,ever.我一直把它偷偷放进你的食物里vealreadybeensneakingitintoyourfood.好恶心Disgusting.你现在已经吃了一个脚趾了-别说了You'veeatenatoebynow,forsure.Stop.看看这些漂亮的果实1.ookatthesebeauties.刚上的?-是的Youjustgotthemin?-Wedid,yeah.看上去很美味是有机的吗？Theylookdelicious.Aretheyorganic?是有机的是吗？是的Theyareorganic.Yeah?-Yeah.你可以用这个做西班牙凉菜汤吗？Canyoumakegazpachowiththis?可以Yeah.卢尼？Runi.不会吧-你好吗？Stopit.-What,sup?我的天啊-是啊Oh,myGod.-Yeah.我的天啊Oh,myGod.你好吗？我的天啊难以置信What'sgoingon?-Oh,myGod.Ican'tbelievethismoment.嘿-嗨Hey.-Hi.你好吗？我很好Howareyou?-Yeah.mgood.我们多久没见了？Howlonghasitbeen?好久好久了-好久了Forever.Imean,forever.-Forever.见到你太好了It'sgoodtoseeyou.你看上去很棒嘛Youlookgood.谢谢你看上去也很棒-谢谢Thankyou.Youlookgreat.-Thankyou.嘿这是我的妻子Hey,thisis,uh,mywife.嗨-你好Hi.-Hello.我是卢尼-很高兴认识你mRuni.-Nicetomeetyou.我也很高兴见到你Nicetomeetyou,too.这是本杰明ThisisBenjamin.嘿你最近怎么样本杰明？嗨Hey,how'sitgoing,Benjamin?-Hi.嗨-你多大了小家伙？Hi.-Howoldareyou,man?六岁-六岁吗？Six.-Six?哇你戳那些西红柿戳得还真用力Wow,reallygoinghamonthosetomatoes.这个年龄正是好玩的时候-没错Goodage.-Yeah.-Goodage.是啊-是啊Yeah.-Yeah.你们现在住市区里吗？Youguysliveinthecitynow?是的-是的她刚Yeah.-Yeah.Uh,shejust,um,她刚升职所以我们搬到了这里shejustgotapromotion,sowemovedhere.哇你是做什么工作的？Oh,wow.Whatdoyoudo?软件设计Um,Idesignsoftware.就是用户啊界面啊Sojust,like,user,youknow,interface.那之类的Stufflikethat.这太棒了That'samazing.恭喜你-谢谢Congratulations.-Thankyou.你还在做食品造型吗？是的Youstillfoodstyling?-Yes.我现在是美术指导martdirectingnow.好棒Ah.-Cool.是很棒Cool,yeah.酷-是啊That'scool.-Cool.-Yeah.好吧真的Well,itwasreally,真的很高兴遇到你们俩reallygoodrunningintoyouboth.是的-很高兴认识你Yeah.-Itwassonicetomeetyou.见到你真的很高兴我们得走了Itwasreallyniceseeingyou.-Wegottogetgoing.好吧一说再见Okay.-Saybye.再见Bye.再见本杰明-再见Bye,Benjamin.可爱的孩子是啊Cutekid.Yeah.她很迷人She'sstunning.知道吗你其实让我感觉挺厉害的Youknow,mactuallyreallyimpressedbyyou.怎么说？Why?我并不是说刚才那样有什么不对我只是.Imean,notthatthere,sanythingwrongwiththat,Ijust.我说不上来我还以为那会让你觉得困扰1don'tknow.Ithoughtyouwouldbebotheredbysomethinglikethat.我很高兴你没有Justgladyou'renot你在说什么？Whatareyoutalkingabout?她只有一只手Oh,thatshehasonehand.什么？你在说什么？What?Whatareyousaying?你在开玩笑吗？-没有Areyoujoking?-No.她只有一只手Thatshehasonehand.她有两只手-她只有一只手Shehastwohands.-Shehasonehand.你们以前交往时她有两只手吗？Oh,didshehavetwohandswhenyouguysdated?是的Well,yeah.可以给我三个这个吗？CanIgetthreeofthese?你居然不记得自己交往的女人是不是只有一只手吗？Youdon'trememberifthegirlyoudatedhadonehandornot?她等等She.Holdon.等一下你们做过爱吗？Wait.Didyouguyshavesex?做过我的意思是Yes,Imean,我们当时只专注在了那个上那是我们交往的基础thatwas,that,s,like,allwedid.Itwasthebasisofourrelationship.好吧但你在做♥爱♥时没注意到Okay,butyoudidn'tnoticewhileyouwerehavingsex,她有一只手还是两只手？那like,onehand,twohandsonyou,like,that's.她有两只手一天啊Shehastwohands.-Oh,myGod.你居然不知道太可悲了Youdon'tknow.That's,uh.这个可以切一下吗？CanIgetthissliced?当然可以Surething.谢谢Thanks.他是我们的新邻居CanIgetaGreenMachine?约翰!约翰史密斯！John?JohnSmith?我点的不是这个Thisisn'tmyorder.你说什么？What'dyousay?我点的不是这个-你叫什么名字？Thisisn'tmyorder.-What'syourname?约翰史密斯JohnSmith.可这就是约翰史密斯点的Well,that,stheorderforJohnSmith.但这不是我点的东西Yeah,butthisisn'twhatIordered.你点了什么？Whatdidyouorder?我点的是普通的传统橙汁传统橙汁Iorderedaregularoldorangejuice.OJ.传统的橙汁TheoldwhiteBronco.我已经等了十五分钟了vebeenwaiting,like,15minutes.可这就是给约翰的约翰史密斯Oh,well,thisisforJohn.JohnSmith.对我知道你说什么.我是约翰Yeah,Iknowwhatyousaid.-Uh,mJohn.那个是我点的吗？Thatmydrink?减脂蔬果汁加杏仁黄油？1.eanGreenMachine,almondbutter?就是那个That'stheone.谢谢-不客气Thankyou.-Noproblem.所以.So.Mmm.这是怎么回事？那家伙糟透了Whatwasthat?-Thatguysucks.是的确实但Yeah,that'swhathappened,我想我们可能重名了butIthinkwemighthavethesamenameors-something.你点r传统橙汁吗？Youorderan0J?我看到有人把它拿走了Isawsomeguywalkupandclaimit.真的吗？-真的Really?-Yeah.他看起来不要太满足Helookedwaytoopleasedwithhimself.先生？Uh,sir?-Yep.不你不用不你想喝什么？Oh,no,no,no,no,youdon'thaveto.-No,no,no,whatdoyouwant?约翰史密斯我请你然后再来一杯这个传统橙汁吗？llgetyoursandanotheroneofthese.An0J?是的那那太好了Yeah,that-that'dbegreat.好的所以一杯传统橙汁Allright,soanOJ再加一杯这个没问题andanotheroneofthese.Ofcourse.史密斯夫妇哇六七年了Wow.Sixorsevenyears?那个.Isit,uh.那方面还有激♥情♥吗？你们Isitstillfun?Like,what.什么？伙计-比如说Isitlike.?-What?Yeah.Dude.是的我依然很喜欢Yeah,Istilldigit.约翰看看四周John,lookaround.好吧不Okay.Now.现在看看我们Nowlookatus.好的对-对吧？别误会我Okay.-Right?Yeah.-Don'tgetmewrong,therearesome.过程中会有些不顺但你只要bumpsintheroad.Yeah.坚持到底坚持下去最终Butjuststaythecourse.Youkeepthrough,andattheendoftheday,没错你会受到些创伤但yeah,you'llgetsomenicksandbruises,but.约翰这是种美好的生活John,it'safantasticlife.我正想这么说我觉得-嘿Iwasjustsayingthat.Ithink.嘿怎么了？-嗨Hey.Hi.-Hey.What'sup?这位一定就是你的简rAndthismustbeyourJane.是的-她很漂亮Andshe'sacutie.Yougotlucky.你很幸运Uh.谢谢是的她很漂亮Thanks,yeah,she,sbeautiful.Um.我是约翰mJohn.我是简Jane.他姓史密斯Hislastname'sSmith.他是我们的一员He'soneofus.什么？What?是的-哇Yeah.-Wow.是的Yeah.另一个史密斯是的AnotherSmith?-Yes.你以前见过其他的史密斯吗？HaveyoumetotherSmithsbefore?见过我在工作中遇到过几个Yeah,vemetafewinmyday,outinthewild,但这是第一次无意间遇到的butthisisthefirsttimeithappenedbyaccident.哇-是啊Wow.-Yeah.我知道我们Iknow.We,uh.我们都在买♥♥鲜榨汁-不可思议什么？weweregettingjuice.-Thisiscrazy.What?是关于工作的电♥话♥Oh.Oh,dutycalls.好的不你接吧抱歉请吧Yeah.-See,no,yeah.No,goahead.Takeit,takeit.难以置信他好像知道很多情报It'scrazy.He,like,hehassomuchintel.我认为他觉得这是He.Ithinkhethinksit,s,um,911事件后成立的那种情报单位a9/11intelligencegroup.因为他们已经干了15年了'Causethey'vebeendoingitfor,like,15years.行了Okay.这才是我们该做的Thisiswhatweshoulddo,晚餐dinner.你们可以见见我的简YoucanmeetmyJane,我们聊聊工作一起喝儿杯we'lltalkshop,we'llhaveacoupledrinksandkickback放松放松我们会很开心的It'llbeagoodtime.好啊-好Yeah.Yeah.-Yeah.Yeah,thatsoundsgreat.听起来不错随时都可以约Wheneveryouwant.今晚怎么样？Howabouttonight?今晚吗？-对去.怎么Tonight?-Yeah.To.What?你们有其他安排了吗？没有我Yougototherplans?-No,m-m.-Uh.我觉得行啊-是的Ithinkthat'sfine.Yeah.-Yeah.Yeah.是的好极了我没问题Yeah,that,scool.-mgood.那好.Okay,uh.-Oh.你的手♥机♥号♥码Yourphone."对了你不知道我们住哪Right.Youdon'tknow.-.wherewelive.所以你有我的电♥话♥号♥码So,youhavemynumber.把你们的地址发给我我们七点到Textmeyouraddress.We,llbethereat7:00.我会带一瓶陈年好酒过来llbringabottleofsomethingoldanddangerous.当然了好吗？Cool?-Yeah,you'recool.-Great.Y-Yeah.好的你太棒了好极了Great.-Sonicetomeetyou.认识你太高兴了Sonicemeetingyou.很高兴认识你很高兴认识你伙计谢谢Sonicemeetingyou,man.Thanks.嘿亲爱的听着你不会相信的.Hey,love.Listen,youwon'tbelieve好吧他们今晚要来我们家whatjusthappened.-Okay,sothey'recomingovertoourplacetonight.我想再逛一圈好的Yeah.-Iwanttomakeanotherround再买♥♥点其他东西andgetotherthings.-Okay.没错我们该买♥♥些甜点Yeah,weshould,uh,getdessert.对甜点我还真看到了一些.Yeah,dessert.Isawsome,actually.有我喜欢的杏TherewereapricotsthatIliked.杏？Apricots?JSomeone,satthedoorJJAh,whoisit?JJIt'syourfutureloverJ,JComeoninJJSomeone,satthedoorJJAh,whoisit.你You,um.你紧张吗？younervous?不我的意思是No,Imean.就一点点justalittle.好处是他们都姓史密斯Thecoolthingisthatthey'rebothSmiths,youknow.所以我们谈什么都行是的Yeah.-SoWecanactuallytalkabout.a-anything.是的不你说得对Yeah.-Yeah.No,you'reright.好的顺便说一句你看起来很美Yeah.Youlookgreat,bytheway.是吗？真的很美Yeah?-Reallycute.不会太过了吗？-不会It'snottoomuch?-No.这一身？不我不觉得This?-Mm-hmm.No,Idon'tthinkso.我们俩穿得很搭We'rematching.都穿着高领毛衣We'rebothwearingturtlenecks.我该换换衣服不Ishouldchange.No.要换-别换Yes.Don'tchange.坚决别换Neverchange.嘿-嗨Hey.-Hi.简简Jane.-Jane,yep.嘿最近怎么样伙计？很高兴见到你Hey,how'sitgoing,man?Youlookbeautiful.很高兴见到你Goodtoseeyou.你好吗？-嗨很高兴见到你Howareyou?-Hi.Goodtoseeyou.嗨-很高兴见到你Goodtoseeyou.天啊-谢谢Thankyou.-Oh,myGod.这也太棒了！-是的棒极了Whatadump.-Yeah,thisisgreat.两位.-地点也是最好的Guys,thisis.-Thebestlocation,too.是的漂亮这房♥子也太棒了It'sbeautiful.-Beautiful.谢谢-味道太香了Aw.-Thanks.-Smellsincredible.这都是约翰做的-是的Oh,that'sall,that'sallJohn.Yeah,um.你们想喝点什么吗？Youguyswanta,wantadrinkoranything?是的我们带了这个Yeah,webroughtthis.令人怀旧的日本威士忌Aw.-It'sreminiscentofHibiki.谢谢-非常感谢Oh.Thankyousomuch.-Thankyou.不别谢我们No,no,no,don'tthankus,no.是老板给的Thatone'sfromtheboss.既稀有又刚好合适适合胆大的人喝lt,srareandproperand-andnotforthefaintofheart.于是我们觉得应该适合今晚喝Sowethoughtitwould,youknow,fittheoccasion.“好好享受”-就一句话"Enjoy."-Oneword.就一句话没有加密信息Oneword.Nocrypticmessageor.什公都没有是的anything.Yeah.什么你们会收到信息吗？What,youguysgetmessages?-Oh,yeah.是的我的意思是-是的Yeah.-Yeah,我们失败一次现在Imean,we-wehadonefail,andnow一切都是信息不过everything'samessage.-Well,那不是个itwasn,tlikea.我的意思是那是个技术问题Imean,well,itwasatechnicality.我们本该做一件事Therewassomethingweweresupposedtodo.结果却是的Yeah,-.thatjustendeduphap.那不是我们的错Itwasn,t-wasn'tourfault.好吧我们从来没失败过-是的Yeah,that'sneverhappenedtous.No.-Yeah,well,好吧可那要知道it,s,youknow.只发生过一次-我们也是Itjusthappenedonetime.-Useither.它确实发生过一次-我们也没有过It-itdidhappen,butonetime.-Useither.Yeah.那次算不上什么失败Thisthing,thatwasn'tourthing.不如你给两位简倒酒吧亲爱的？Whydon'tyoupourusJanesaglass,love?好当然了-好的Yeah,sure.-Yeah.你们能带我参观下房♥子吗？好的当然了AmIgettingahousetourorwhat?Yes,ofcourse.-Allright,yeah.你想.太好了llgetaglass.Thisisgreat.老兄房♥子好漂亮我猜他们会从那开始？Iguesstheguyswillgooverthere.Dude,suchanicehouse.我之前觉得瑜伽室已经好到天花板了Ithoughttheyogastudiowasspectacular,但这里butthisis.看看这里的大小！1.ookatthesizeofthisroom.我们家底层连着一个非常棒的小花♥园♥Oursleadstoagreatlittlegardenonthebottomlevel,但要小得多butit-it,smuchsmaller.好棒Oh.That'snice.我会说公♥司♥在这方面的品位Iwillsay,thecompanyhassurprisinglygoodtaste出奇地好withthissortofthing.其实那个是我买♥♥的Iactually,Iboughtthatone.你买♥♥的？-是的Youdid?-Yeah.是的Yeah.我刚开始挣钱的时候就想买♥♥艺术品Art,swhatIwantedtostartbuyingwhenIfirststartedmakingmoney.你很有品位Youhaveareallygreateye.是吗？-这是买♥♥不来也学不会的Yeah?-Youcan'tbuyorlearnthat.你太会说话了谢谢-我是真心的That'sverynice.Thankyou.-Imeanit.你好啊小猫咪Oh,hithere,littlepuss.它叫麦克斯That'sMax.嗨麦克斯Hi,Max.这里就是Isthisthe-the.-Panicroom.避难室Oh.这房♥间在这儿太奇怪了-我知道Thisisaweirdspotfortheroom.Iknow.我觉得应该在地下室Ithinkitshouldbeinthebasement.是啊是啊Yeah.-Yeah.我不会太担心这个的Iwouldn'tworrytoomuchaboutit.在这方面你可以信任公♥司♥Thisisthekindofthingyoucantrustthecompanywith.空间优化Optimizationofspace,效率所有那些efficiencyandallthat.我不知道他们是怎么做到的1don'tknowhowtheydoit-1reallydon't-but.但是这就是我们和其他人的区别it'sthedifferencebetweenusandeverybodyelse.我们的甚至从来都没用过Weneverevenuseours.真的吗？Really?-Mm-hmm.除了窃听Oh,excepttoeavesdrop.你做过吗？我没做过You'vedonethat,right?Ihaven,t天啊你该做一次看看Oh,myGod,youshould.那幅不会是你选的吧？Youdidn'tchoosethatone?不是不是我们选的No.Wedidnotgetthis.这符合他们的风格Classic.-Aw.-Oh.好的Okay.那个我知道.That.Iknow.我们喜欢一起接收任务简报因为那样It's.Weliketodoourdebriefstogether,'causeit's.我害怕会漏掉什么Igetnervousmgonnamisssomething.我理解我们接收任务简报的都是我Igetit.Idoallofours.都是你一个人吗？Allofthem,byyourself?-Yeah.对你没见过我那个约翰吗？HaveyouseenmyJohn?He'ssoamazing他在很多方面都很出色但写作并不在其中atsomanythings,butwritingisn'toneofthem.他会漏掉一些细节Hejustmissesabunchofthedetails.不过我不会让别人替代他Iwouldn'ttradehim,though.我很高兴公♥司♥让我和他搭档mgladthecompanymatchedmewithhim.你有没有想过他们是什么人？Doyoueverthinkaboutwhotheyare?公♥司♥Thecompany?我以前会想Iusedto.经常想Alot.尤其是刚开始的时候Especiallyinthebeginning.但我能给你点建议吗？ButcanIgiveyoualittlebitofadviceaboutthat?好啊-简给简？Oh,yeah,-)anetoJane?不要妨碍到自己的幸福Don'tgetinthewayofyourownhappiness.公&hearts洞♥会照顾你的Thecompany'sheretotakecareofyou.你只要提出来Allyouhavetodoisask.简亲爱的该吃饭了！Jane,love!Timetoeat!-Oh.我快饿死了mstarving.所以我把脚钩在笼子顶部So,Ihookmyfootontothetopofthecage.没穿内♥裤♥!Nounderwear!Nounderwear!所以你的老二晃来晃去的Soyourstuffis.alotofmovement.-Lotofmovement.就像这样.你Andjustlike,you'relike,“直升机螺旋桨!”"Gettothechopper,"like.“螺旋桨!”"Gettothechopper!,不但是听着这是个Butthen,listen,这是次很好的教训对吧？it'sa,it'sa,it'sagoodlesson,right?那就是要穿优质、干净的内♥裤♥Youalwayshavetohaveonagood,cleanpairofunderwear.是嘛Yeah?我就是这么说的因为世事难料'Causeyou,youneverknow.That'swhatIsay.-Shesaysthat她每次都这么说一直都是every-everymeeting.-Allthetime.每次开会都是-抱歉那要怪我msosorry.Thatwasmybad,baby.亲爰的是我的错Itwasn,tyourbad,no.-Itwas.那不是Itwasnot.不但我们只是要知道-不这是个很大的误解Wewere.No,itwasabigmiscommunication.No,butwewerejust,我们只是一youknow.都是我的错Itwasallmyfault.听着两位No.Listen.Guys,磨合things.需要时间takeawhiletogel.没错Yeah.尤其是在开始的时候But,like,especiallyinthebeginning.但那之后我们就和谐多了Wegotbettersincethen.没错Oh,yeah.你们搭档多久了.How.Howlongh-haveyouguys.跟他大概有五六年了吧1.ike,fiveorsixyearsago.等一下所以你们不是你们不是一起开始的？Wait,soyouguysdidn't.youdidn,tstarttogether?我♥十♥了几年后换搭档Igotrematchedafewyearsin.Oh.哇-我不得不另找一个简Oh,wow.-Ihadtofindanew)ane.哇我很幸运Wow.-Luckyme.是的真的你很幸运Yeah,really.Luckyyou.我的确很幸运1.uckyme.Yeah.-Aw.我很幸运-她更.She'smore.-Luckyme.她要更加成熟更加She'smoremature,more.是的-我们更Yeah.-We,remore,我们更合得来是的we'remorecompatible.Yeah.-That'sgreat.太好了-太好了That'sgreat.你们觉得Howareyouguys上头的命令怎么样？findingyourdirectivesfromSupe?很好吗？上头？Prettygood?-Supe?上头？主管Supervisor.我们Oh,we.-Oh.我们叫他嗨嗨WecallhimHihi.嗨嗨？嗨嗨？好可爱Hihi?-Hihi?That,scute.那是他们说的第一句.怎么会Wheredid.-rCausethatwasthefirstthing.不过是在电子邮件里说的Theysaid,the.intheemail.-Oh.“嗨嗨”-邮件开头会写“嗨嗨!”Yeah,theywerelike,"Hihi."我们的反应是“哦1.ike,wewerelike,"Oh,"这是只可爱的卡♥通♥猫”thisisa-acutecartooncat."那就像.是的挺可爱的Yeah,yeah,yeah.-Like,that's.yeah.-That'scute.嗨嗨很有意思Yeah.Itwasinteresting.-Hihi.于是就有了“嗨嗨”-对挺好的But,yeah,Hihistuck.-Yeah,they,regood.他们挺好的-是的They'regood.-Yeah.只是不容易Um,justtough.我想我们花了些时间去理解指令比如Ithinkittookawhileforusto,like,understandtheparametersofwhat.等等-没错Waiwait,wait.Yeah.什么你们俩是什么级别？What-whatlevelareyoutwo?高风险-是的高风险We'rehigh-risk.-Yeah,highrisk.你们呢？Howaboutyou?超高风险超高风险？Superhigh-risk?-Superhigh-risk?是的-哇Yeah.-Wow.我们很喜欢Welikeit.符合我们的性格是的Itfitsbothourpersonalities.