Mr.&Mrs.Smith《史密斯夫妇（2024）》第一季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
你炸了我的小屋Youblewupmycottage.你没先跟我商量就买♥♥了一栋房♥子Youboughtahousewithouttalkingaboutittomefirst.你不能那样任意妄为这次没失败是我们运气好Youcan'tgoroguelikethat.We,reluckywedidn'tgetanotherfail.好的Okay.约翰经历过这样的一天之后你希望孩子过这样的生活吗？John,youwanttobringkidsintothislifeafteradaylikewehadtoday?那家庭呢？Whataboutfamily?What.我没想到你那么单纯Ididn,tthinkyouwerethatSimpleminded,like,thattraditional.别说我傻-我力挽狂澜让你很不爽吗？Don'tcallmestupidjust'cause.Soyou'remadthatIsavedtheday?我不爽的是你独占功劳mmadthatyoutakeallthecredit.一开始我们之间有约定要赚到一定金额的钱Wemadethispactthatwewouldmakeacertainamountofmoneyandthen然后一旦实现了我们就会分道扬德we'dpartways.是啊你们俩可以Yeah,like,youtwocanjust.分手并退出youknow,breakupandquit,like.你能想象公♥司♥会不会那公开明呢？CanyouimagineiftheCompanywasthatopen-minded?你想换掉你的约翰吗？你们好-嗨Hey.-Hi.这里很漂亮-是啊Thisplaceisbeautiful.-Yeah.你在这里工作真是太好了-谢谢It'ssonicethatyouworkfromhere.-Thankyou.谢谢我们终于搬出城了Thankyou.Wefinallymovedoutofthecity.而且这是我梦想中的小家Thisismylittledreamhome.-不过这里非常棒-谢谢我只是.Well,it'sgorgeous.-Yeah.-Thankyou.Ijust.我在这里感觉很真实Ifeelverypresenthere.真的很棒-非常棒It,sreallynice.It'sawesome.是啊是啊Yeah.-Yeah.所以So.你们怎么会想到来治疗呢？.whatbringsyoutotherapy?史密斯夫妇我想最近我和简Ithink.lately,meandJanehave.在某些事情上有分歧h-havenotbeenalignedon,just,somethings.是的我认为约翰Mm-hmm.-Yeah.Ithink,um.IthinkJohn'sundertheimpression觉得我们的老板偏爱我thatourbossfavorsme.但是-不过确实如此Well,he-hedoes.-But.我的意思是他的确偏爱Imean,h-hedoesfavor.-Well.他真的没有Hedoesn'treallyfa.I.Imean,他想让你换掉我well,he-hewantedyoutoreplaceme.他问你是否换掉我Heaskedyouif.toreplaceme.-TowhichI-Isaid,我说绝对不行"Absolutelynot/'youknow?我说约翰是个很棒的搭档这一点是事实Isaid,"Johnisagreatpartner,"whichistrue,um.而且没错我还说了要晋升也要跟他一起晋升and,yeah,Ijust,I.IsaidIdon'twanttomoveupunlessmwithhim.所以你们俩共事？Soyoutwoworktogether?是的-是的Yes.那你们俩是什么工作的？Andwhatisitthatyoutwodo?我们是计算利欧件工程师We,re.-We,recomputer,uh,softwareengineers.-Softwareengineers.那么还有什么事让你们觉得有分歧？So,whereelseareyoufeelingmisaligned?关于要孩子的事onkidstuff.要孩子的事？-是的Kidstuff.-Yeah.这可是件大事-没错That'saverybigsubject.Yeah.那我们就来谈谈孩子1.et'stalkaboutkids.好的Yeah.-Okay.你想Doyou.我想要孩子Um,I-Iw.1wanttohavethem.可她不想Mm-hmm.-.andshedoesn't.是的Hmm.Hmm.-Yeah.你对要孩子有什么顾虑简？Whatareyoureservationsaboutchildren,Jane?我只是觉得由于我们的工作性质If.I.Ijustfeellike,inthelineofworkthatwedo,感觉那么做是不负责任的itdoesn'treallyfeelresponsible.软件工程师吗？Assoftwareengineers?是的我认为这行压力很大-是的Yeah.Ithinkthey'rejustthe.-Yeah.It'sstressful,youknow?-Youknow,这一行节奏很快工作强度高it'sjustafast-movingbusiness.-It'shigh-intensity.而且强度高high-intensity.我都不知道软件工程师的工作原来这么紧张Ihadnoideasoftwareengineeringwassointense.是的压力很大-有这种可能Yeah,there,salotof.,pressure.-Itcanbe.所以一起工作一起生活So,workingtogether,livingtogether.-Mm.那是怎么样的？Howisthat?难以应付-挺好的Ifsgood.-It'stricky.难以应付？Tricky?没关系这会有这种情况所以我们现在才会坐在这里It'sokay.Thisis,thisis.thishappens.It,swhywe'rehere.能问一下有多难以应付吗？Well,canIaskhowit'stricky?或者你觉得是怎么个难以应付法Orin-inwhatwaydoesitfeel.Tricky?-.trickytoyou?为什么-好吧Why?-Well.好吧这是其中一件事就是我觉得在某些情况下.it'soneofthosethingswhereIfeellikeherdefaultis.她的控制欲很强.tobecontrolling.一定要掌控局势Hmm.-Controllingofthesituation.这真的很有趣That'sreallyinteresting.我不同意我认为Idon'tagree.1think,uh,这公说有点不公平thatfeelsalittleunfair.我只是说一下我的感受Ijust,that'showIfeel.可我觉得这么说不公平AndIfeellikethat'sunfairtosay.你可以举个例子吗？Canyougivemeanexample?可以Yeah,uh.给我和简一个具体的情境ContextualizeitforbothJaneandmyself?好的比如我他）那次在那个周末Yeah,uh.Youknow,like,thethingwedidtheotherw.theweekend.多少？Howmany?三个.似乎只有一个有武器Three.Onlyonethatseemstobearmed.穿黄衣服的那个Thedudeintheyellow.我希望这次由我来打头阵Iwanttotaketheleadonthisone.你想打头阵？Youwanttotaketheleadonthis?你觉得你能应付吗？Areyousureyoucanhandleit?是的Yeah.我得在嗨嗨面前好好表现GottoshowmystuffforHihi.如果我遇到任何问题你会听到我说IfIhaveanyproblems,you'llhearmeandI'llsay,“我得去下洗手间”"Ihavetousethebathroom."这是个糟糕的主意要是你真得去洗手间呢？That'sahorribleidea.Whatifyouactuallyhavetousethebathroom?我不会需要上厕所的Iwon,tactuallyhavetousethebathroom.这次行动用时最多半小时It,sahalf-hourjob,tops.那跟工作有关Wasthiswork-related,还是那些人只是你的朋友约翰？orwerethesejustfriendsofyours,John?那些人是客户Theywereclients我们想要thatweweretryingto,youknow,我们想要跟他们达成一笔交易weweretryingtocloseadealwiththem.是的是的Orc.yeah,court.-Yeah.那你们签下来了吗？Anddidyousignthem?JWhooptyJJBitch,moutside,it,samovie,huhJJBluecheese,IswearmaddictedtobluecheeseJJIgotsticktothispaperlikeloose-leafhuhJJBitch,m'boutmychickenlike.-Yeah.你叫什么名字来着是约翰吗？What,dyousayyournameagainwas?对约翰John?-Yeah,John.我不知道利夫在纽约有表亲Ididn,tknowLifhadanycousinsinNewYork.他平常不会提起家人吗？Hedon'ttalkaboutfamily?不会Nah.没错哈利夫就那样Yeah,that,sKhalif.叫牌Call.别吃那些老兄放了好久了Don'teatthose,man.They're,like,ayearold,bro.但是椒盐饼和花生酱可是绝配Peanutbutterinapretzelis,like,theperfectcombo.奇怪的是这个居然不是主食零食Shit,it'sweirdit'snotmoreofastaplesnack.他们品牌做得不好Theydon'tgotgoodbranding.要知道品牌意味着一切Youknow,brandingiseverything.同意甚至连条子也是Iwasjusttalkingtomymainsaboutcops.他们品牌推广做得很好Now,theygotgoodbranding.Youknow,that'swhat.甚至米歇尔奥巴马都说evenMichelleObama,shewaslike,“我希望总统有一个推广预算”"Iwishthepresidencyhadapromobudget."因为给公众的公♥关♥形象是坡重要的Becauseopticsareeverything.人们对待你的方式就是他们对你的看法Thewaypeoplecometoyouisthewaypeopleseeyou,youknow?-Mm.警♥察♥的形象推广就很好黑人需要更好的形象推广Andcopshavereallygoodbranding.Blackpeopleneedbetterbranding.就是警方的宣传真的做得很好他们不会经常犯错Shithatcopaganda,man,isreal.Andtheydon'tslipupalot.而且就算犯错了他们也很快就会让人忘记那些错误Andwhentheydoslip,theymakeyouforgetaboutthatshitfastasfuck.没错Mm-hmm.第二天他们就会在犯罪现场跳抖音上的那些舞HavethemdoingthemlittleTikTokdancesnextdayatthecrimesceneandshit.-Iknow,yeah.不他们坐在那里就像.Theybesittingtherelike.我说的就是这个兄弟That'swhatmsaying,nigga.进度太慢了That'swhatmsaying.-Hewastakingforever.不只是我一个人做得很好让你不爽No,youjustdon'tlikethatIwasdoingitwellwithoutyou.那才是问题所在That.-That'swhat.That'stheproblem.你觉得那让简很困扰？Oh,andyoufeelthatthisbothersJane?这是事实Iknowitdoes.Imean.如果实话实说ifwe,rebeinghonest,我跟黑人很投缘IwasbondingwithBlackpeople.哦我的天啊-而且那是Oh,myGod.-.anditwassomething她做不到的thatshecan'tdoaswell.所以某种程度上我有她永远无法拥有的优势这让她很不爽SoIhadaccessinawaythatshewillneverhave,anditbotheredher.你和那些人在一起Youwereintherewiththeseguys,theywerejusttalking只是在谈论不同类型的女孩aboutdifferentkindsofgirlsandw-wh.还有顺从的女孩我是说-不submissivegirls,1mean.-No.你们投缘是建立在性别歧视上的Whatyouwerebondingoverwasbeingsexist就是这样That'swhatitwas.-Howso?这从何讲起？再多说说不Say-saymoreaboutthat.我们当时在聊米娅No,weweretalkingaboutMya.你知道我以前迷恋谁吗？YouknowwhoIwasobsessedwithbackintheday?米娅-是01、02年吗？Mya.'01,'02?哦我记得米娅吗？妈的IrememberMya.0h,shit.我以前会在周三下午四点时赶紧回家就为了看MTV节目Iusedtorunhome,4:00,Wednesdayafternoon,MTV,justsittingthere.就坐在那儿想把西斯克挡住.trying-tryingtogetSisqooutoftheway.Justlike.搞什么啊？黑鬼"Fuck,nigga."米娅到底发生了什么事？WhatdideverhappentoMya?那正是我们当时在谈论的我们说That'sexactlywhatweweretalkingabout.Weweresaying,她嫁给r有钱人然后却心想;我不需要这样”like,Ithinkshemarried,like,richandthenwaslike,"I-Ijustdon'tneedthis,"是的然后决定一个人过andjustdecidedto,like,beonherown.-Yeah.她心想:“我要.”我们说“你还记得那首歌♥.”Shewaslike,',0h,mjustgonna."ButIjust.Wewerelike,"Oh,rememberthatsong,"like.J*ForgetaboutJv是啊Yes,Ido.Yeah,yeah.我记得我很喜欢那个视频Irememberlovingthatvideo.-Oh.太棒了是和西斯克一起唱的吗？-是的没错It,ssogood.-Yeah.WithSisqo?-Yeah.我们只是在谈论我们有多爱米娅1.ike,wewerejusttalkingabouthowmuchweloveMya.简Jane.-Mm-hmm?你的肢体语言现在表达了很多Yourbodylanguageissayingalotrightnow.这件事的难处在于What'shardaboutthisisthat我认为你身边有其他男人时你就会有点装Ithinkyouperformabitwhenyou'rearoundothermen.我没有你有No.No.-Yeah.没有-我觉得Ithink.你跟他们在一起时会装模作样甚至连笑都跟你平常不一样Youwereperformingwiththem.Youweren'tevenlaughinglikeyourself.我就是这么笑的不是Well,weweredoinga.uh,that'showIlaugh.Nope.我从没听过你那样笑Ihaveneverheardyoulaughlikethat.当我觉得某件事真的好笑时我就是那么笑的That'showIlaughwhenIthinksomething'sactuallyfunny.那才是我真正笑的样子That'smyreallaugh.怎么了？，真的好笑”What?-"Actuallyfunny."Didyouhearthat?你听到了吗？约翰John,let's.在这儿的时候我们尽量避免使用let'strytorefrainfromusingcruelorabsolutelanguage残忍♥或绝对的语言whilewe'reinhere.你们在外面可以想做什么就做什么Outsideofhere,youcandowhateveryouwant.这么说并不准确但你们懂的Notreally,butyouknow.我认为周围有其他男人时他才会那么做Ithinkit,ssomethingthathedoeswhenhe'saroundmen.也不知道那是不是跟他爸有关系Mm-hmm.-AndIdon'tknowifithassomethingtodowithhisdad或是跟你的成长方式有关考虑到你妈是如何orifit'ssomethingtodowiththewayyougrewup,withhowyourmom.-Wow.Okay.L-Listen.好吧听着我们有治疗师这里有治疗师Wehaveatherapist.Wehaveatherapisthere.让治疗师做她的工作好吗？1.etherdoherjob,okay?Youdon,t.你这样就越俎代庖r好吗？Y-You,rebeingoutofpocket,allright?那是什么意思？What-whatdoesthatevenmean?我认为约翰说“越俎代庖”IthinkwhatJohnmeansby"beingoutofpocket"意思是说你越界了isthatyouarecrossingaboundary.谢谢Thankyou.好吧他在这次谈话中Okay.Okay,fine.HewascrossingalotOfboundaries可没少越界whenhewasinthisconversation.怎么越什么界了？-越界了Whatboundaries?-You.你说r对我种族歧视的话Youwerebeingracist.Hewassayingracistthingsaboutme.我没有.Iwasnot.我爱拉丁女人但我不爱她们的家庭伙计IloveLatinawomen,butIdon'tlovetheyfamilies,man.他们干涉得太多了Imean,theyjust,theyjustbetooinvolved.这我倒是不知道Idon'tknowaboutthat.我信不过与自己家人不亲近的女人Ican'ttrustawomanwhoisn'tclosetoherfamily.我同意一个与家人不亲近的女人是不正常的Facts.Somethingwrongwithawomanwho'snotclosewithherfamily.这能让你看出她们身上的很多东西I-Ittellsyoualotaboutthem.你戴着戒指Youhavearing.-Mm.那你肯定已婚了Youmustbemarried.是的Yep.是跟拉丁裔吗？SheaLatina?其实是跟亚裔-妈呀Asian,actually.-Oh.兄弟什么？我去过东方Nigga,word?-IwentEast你去过东方你Yo,youwentEastwith.-东部国境-是的Eastoftheborder?你很幸运因为我喜欢亚裔Youaluckyman,'causeIlovemesomeAsians.他们低调保守Yeah.-Theylow-keyconservative.没错他们知道自己的角色That'sfacts.-Theyknowtheirrole.我妻子可不是那样的Mm-hmm.-Notmine.完全不是She'snotlikethatatall.她一定是菲律宾人ShemustbeFilipino.她是日本人但我从未见过她的家人所以她可能是低调的韩国人She'sJapanese,butInevermetherfamily,soshecouldbelow-keyKorean.我甚至都不能确定知道我在说什么吗？Idon'tevenknow,it,slike.我知道你不是低调的韩国人显而易见I-Iknowyou'renotlow-keyKorean.Like,that,sobvious.我不1.ike,I.-No,no,no.我明白你所属的那个族裔Idorecognizethatinyourindividualcommunities,某些交流方式是允许的certainwaysOfcommunicatingarepermissible,但我认为你们同族裔之间通过种族主义but.Ithinkbondingoverracismwithinthatcommunity通过调侃你妻子来联络加深感情并不属于那种交流方式atyourwife'sexpenseis-ishardlythewaytogoaboutthat.-This.问题不在于此好吗？our.theproblemwasn'taboutthat,okay?重点不在于我说了什么而在于她做了什么Itwasn'taboutwhatIsaid.Itwasaboutwhatshedid.看吧？这就是这个家伙的问题-老兄那很痛See?That,sthethingwiththisnigga.Nigga,ithurts.不让我“不让我说一下No,no,no,no.Letmet.No,no,no,no.Letmetalk.我一直告诉这个黑鬼别那样扭脖子Ikeeptellingthisnigga,don'tcrackyournecklikethat.去你的吧-你以后会后悔的Fuckthat.-You'regonnaregretitlater,man.这正是我想告诉他的起床后做15分钟瑜伽That'swhatmtryingtotellhim,nigga.Dosomeyoga.15minuteswhenyougetup.15分钟？这要求太高了Mm-hmm.-15minutes?That'saskingalot.-Look,来个人给这个黑鬼解释下我在说什么somebodyexplaintothisniggawhatmtalkingabout.你现在还年轻可能不需要这样1.ook,rightnow,you,reyoung.Youprobablydon'tneedtodoit.15分钟在早上似乎很长.Youknow,15minutesseemslikealongtimeinthemorning.我经历过事儿但继续说Imean,vebeenthroughsomeshit,butthen.保养你越注重保养身体将来受益就越多1.isten.-Maintenance.Themoreyouputintoyourbody,themoreyou'llgetoutofit.等将来老了你不会想像这样伸着脖子Youknowthoseoldfolksthatyouseewalkingdownthestreetwiththeirneckslikethat?在街上走我上台阶确实挺费劲Youdon'twanttobethat.-Y,alldolooklikey'allstruggleupthesteps.别那么做好吗？-谢谢你约翰Don'tdothat.Iappreciatethat.Thankyou,John.生命在于保养1.ifeismaintenance.我喜欢这句话Ilikethat.哟这黑鬼什么来头？Yo,whoisthisnigga?哟我真的很喜欢那句话伙计Yo,I-Ireallylikethat,man.告诉你那可是箴言mtellingyou,it'srealshit.这些家伙是认真的吗？Aretheseniggasserious?我不知道他们他妈的在说什么Ihavenoideawhatthefuckthey'retalking.JNowswingmybodyrighttoleft.不！Nah,nah,nah,nah!/YougottaseeJJTonight,baby.我他妈的饿死了拿上那个包离开这里吧Ugh,mfuckingstarving.Justgrabthebagandgetoutofthere.所以是简让那笔交易达成的？Oh,soJaneclosedit?是的用非常激进的方式Yeah.-Yeah.Very,veryaggressively.妈妈！Mom!我很抱歉Iamsosorry.这是居家办公的后果之一Thisisoneoftheconsequencesofworkingfromhome.我去告诉他我正在做治疗mjustgonnatellhimminasession.好而好的Okay.-Allright.告诉她你嫉妒了还有你差点害死我Justtellheryouwerejealousandthatyoualmostgotmekilled.全都是出于你的嫉妒心Oh,what?-Youalmostgotmekilled.我没害死你我他妈的救了你Ididn,tgetyoukilled.Ifuckingsavedyou.你没救我我不需要你的帮助Youdidn'tsaveme.Ididn'tneedyourhelp.你现在死了吗？-我现在死了吗？Oh,really?Didyoudie?Areyoudeadrightnow?AmIdeadrightnow?对你死了吗？你疯r吗？Yeah,areyou?What?Areyouinsane?你以为你是谁？上帝吗？小声点1.ike,whodoyouthinkyouare?God?-Keepyourvoicedown.我差点就死了Down.-Ialmostdied.我对此非常抱歉So.sosorryaboutthat.没事没关系他声音很可爱No.Oh,it'snoproblem.Hesoundssweet.是吧他有点没礼貌Yeah,he,sdisrespectful.对不起Um.Sorry.It,sokay.请原谅我-不要这么说Forgiveme.-No.没关系的It'sallright.对不起没事Sorry.It'sokay.对Yeah.那么约翰So,John,你觉得除了“控制欲强”这个词doyouthinkwecancomeupwithawordotherthan"controlling"能想到另一个词来解释为什么简当时要出手干预吗？toexplainwhy)anemighthaveintervened?我觉得简出手干预可能是因为她.Ifeellike.maybeJaneintervenedpossiblybecauseshe's.她可能s-shecanbe.焦虑anxious.那你想让简那样焦虑吗？AnddoyouwantJanetofeelthatanxious?不想No.我希望她可以让我帮她减少焦虑Iwanthertoletmehelpherbelessanxious.那你觉得自己能让约翰做更多吗？AnddoyouthinkyoucanletJohndothatmore?是的-这很好Yeah.-That'sgreat太好了That'ssogreat干得好约翰Nicework,John.我愿意.Ido.I.我不知道只是想到我还是会不爽Idon'tknow,Ijusthavetrouble,still,withtheideaof-of.比如我如何做到那一点在不牺牲.1.ike,howdoIdothatwithoutmakingsacrificestothepartsof.在不牺牲部分自我的情况下？Youknow,withoutsacrificingpartsofmyselfthatmakememe.要知道Youknow,当初我在哥斯达黎加托尔图格罗的丛林里的时候whenIwasspendingsometimeinthejunglesofTortuguero,CostaRica,一只罕见的鬃毛吼猴a,uh,raremantledhowler,theAlouattapalliata,直勾勾地盯着我的眼睛staredatmedirectlyinmyeyes.起初我盯着它Andatfirst,Iheldhisstare.直到我意识到.untilIrealized,如果我不顾它的警告它就会从我脸上剜下一大块肉ifIdidn'theedhiswarning,hewasreadytotakeachunkoutofmyface.于是我就移开了视线SoIavertedmygaze,因为有时我们必须倾听大自然的声音becausesometimeswejusthavetolistentonature.你们明白我的意思吗？YouknowwhatImean?明白Yeah.-Mm.今天的治疗就到这里了Weareoutoftime.但进展很棒对吗？Oh.-ButthishasbeengreatOkay?-Yeah.是啊-那下周同一时间见？So,sametimenextweek?Um.-Yeah,wecan.好的我们可以我想我们可以I-Ithinkwecandothat.好的那太好了非常感谢Okay,great.-Thankyousomuch.谢谢-不客气Thankyou.-You'resowelcome.付款码门边的便签纸上有Noproblem.-TheVenmo,uh,codeisonastickynoterightbythedoor.好的好极了好的Okay.Okay,great.你有-我带手♥机♥了Youhave.Ihavethephone.你可以把那个拍下来.Youcantakeapictureofit,there.我儿子.已经弄好了就在那儿Mysonis.It'sa.it'sbeendone,it'soutthere.好的非常感谢Okay.-Okay.Thankyousomuch.谢谢Thankyou.你觉得她讲的那个猴子的故事是什公意思？Whatdoyouthinkshemeantbythemonkeystory?我不知道Idon'tknow.我在想那个完全搞不懂Iwasthinkingaboutthat.Iwasverylost.我不知道眼神该看向哪Ididn'tknowwheretolook.Idon,t.那个猴子是我吗？-还是是我？Wasthemonkeyme?-Orwasthemonkeyme,Ithought.Wasshe,是像种族主义者常说的“别跟我有眼神交流”wasthata,like,aracist,like,"Don'tmakeeyecontactwithme."地板很漂亮医生Beautifulfloors,Doc.谢谢你的关注约翰Thankyoufornoticing,John.这些地板说出来你们可能不信其实是我小时候住的房♥子的地板Thewoodonthefloor,uh,believeitornot,actuallycamefrommychildhoodhome.好多年前空运
