Mr.&Mrs.Smith《史密斯夫妇（2024）》第一季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

我应该把话说清楚我来不是为了谈恋爱的Ishouldbeclear:mnotinthisfortheromance.只是一个耳机It,sjust.anearpiece.你看上去美极了Youlooknice.谢谢你也是Thankyou.Sodoyou.跟任何人都不联♥系♥吗？Nocontact.Withanyone.甚至连我妈也不联♥系♥吗？1.ikeevenmymother?如果我们失败了你觉得会怎么样？Whatdoyouthinkhappensifwefail?我们的婚姻吗？Ourmarriage?我们的任务Ourmission.什么？What?多么狼狈的一天Whatashittyday.你想吻我吗？Doyouwanttokissme?任务未完成:一次失败还剩两次失败机会“嗨嗨,Hihi.“欢迎来到意大利白云石山脉WelcometotheItalianDolemites."“入住法内斯酒店602号♥房♥间CheckintotheFanusHotel,room602.“观察你们隔壁房♥间的人并上报对方是加沃尔和帕克马丁Observeandreportonyourneighbors,GavolandParkerMartin.“对他们的电♥话&heaits;进行监听Bugboththeirphones.“对明天下午5点的一通重要电♥话♥进行录音Recordanimportantcallat5:00p.m.tomorrow.”务必完成谢谢”Donotfail.Thanks."这瓶香槟还附了一张纸条Thechampagnehasanote.上面写着“好好享受确保完成本次任务”Itsays,"Pleaseenjoy,makesuretofinishthemissionthistime."嗨嗨现在非常喜欢搞被动攻击-我知道Hihi,ssopassive-aggressivenow.-Iknow.我之前都不知道嗨嗨是女的1didn'tknowhihiwasawoman.你怎么回事？我开玩笑的Whatiswrongwithyou?-Iwasjokingand.我觉得这样很好笑-好笑吗？Why?-.Ithoughtitwasfunny.Isit?我正在适当地自我惩罚-你是应该这么做开始吧.andI'mpunishingmyself.Youshouldpunish.-Appropriately.史密斯夫妇我只是不想吃奶酪Just.didn'twanttoeatcheese.可那是他们的特色如果你不想吃奶酪Well,that,stheirspecialty.Imean,ifyoudidn'twanttoeatcheese,你应该早点说的-为什么？youshouldhavesaidsomethingearlier.Why?你点了你想要的我点了我想要的Youorderedwhatyouwanted-andIorderedwhat1wanted.你真是你就吃这东西？Youjust.Mm."You'rehavingthis.你还硬着呢是的You'restillhard.Mm-hmm.我想是我天赋异禀吧Geneticlottery,Iguess.我们能谈谈吗？谈什么？Canwetalkaboutsomething?-What?我觉得分房♥睡有点过了Ithinkthatsleepinginseparateroomsisjusta.alittleoverboard,don'tyou?你现在打鼾声音太大了Yoursnoringhasgottensobad.我只是需要能入睡Ijustneedtobeabletosleep.-Iknowit,snot.要知道我们从来都是分床睡的Youknowwe'veneversleptinthesamebed?-.aboutthesnoring.不会吧真是这样的吗？-是的Gavol?-That'snottrue.Isthattrue?-Yeah.一张床一间浴室Mm,onebed,onebathroom.你确定你不会介意吗？Yousureyou'regonnabeokay?每次做♥爱♥之后下楼的那个人可是你Imean,you'retheonethatgoesdownstairseverytimeafterwehavesex.那只是因为我了解独生子女That'sonlybecauseIknowhowonlychildrenare.独生子女怎么了？你们需要Howareonlychildren?-Youguysneed,like.我们需要什么？-你们就像猛禽WhatdoWeneed?-Youguysarelikeraptors.需要保持15米的安全距离胡说八道Whereyouneedlike15metersofspacebetween.-Socrazy.你不洗澡吗？不洗You'renothavingashower?No.我要看电视mgonnawatchTV.他们显然要睡觉了They'reclearlygonnagotobed.我们该出去去楼下喝一杯怎公样？Weshouldgoout.Maybewecouldgetadrinkdownstairs.嗨嗨的那个字条让我有点焦虑Imean,thathihinotemademefeelkindofanxious.我只是我不想失败-我们不会失败的好嘛Ijust,Idon'twanttofail.-We,renotgonnafail.我会保持警惕的我保证Okay?llbevigilant.Promise.出去转转It'sjust,youknow.Itmightbenicetogooutand.感受下这里的气氛挺好的getsomeoftheambiance,youknow?但是这里很好很舒适Butit,sniceandcozyinhere.是的但我们可以带着监视器出去转转会很棒的Yeah,butwecanbringthe,like,babymonitorwithus.Ugh.-It'llbenice.在哪都可以监视他们这次的任务只是监视和报告Wecanwatchthemfromanywhere.It'sobserveandreport.没错可我只想和你待在这里Yeah,IjusIwanttostayinherewithyou.晚安亲爱的Night,love.我们可以谈谈吗？-现在吗？Canwetalk?-Rightnow?我想要一个.Iwanttohavea.裸体时刻.anakedmoment“裸体时刻”？那是什么？-这是治疗用语"Nakedmoment."What'sthat?It,stherapy-speak.我想我们应该试试Ithinkweshouldtry睡同一张床-哪怕你会打鼾thetwoofussleepinginthesamebedtogether.1.Eventhepossibilityofyousnoring害我睡不着觉吗？isgonnakeepmeup.Okay?可我现在打鼾没那么厉害了是吗你怎么知道没那么厉害了？Well,it's,it'sgottenbetter.How,howdoyouknowit,sgottenbetter?你都睡着了！You'reasleep.她为什么对他那么刻薄？他只是想跟自己的妻子同床共枕Whyisshebeingsomeantohim?Hejustwantstosleepnexttohiswife.我不知道她听上去很疲惫Idon'tknow.Shesoundsexhausted.是的可只是想获得自己妻子的关爱真的有那么糟吗？Yeah,butisitsobadtojuslike,wanttohaveaffectionfromyourwife?那又不是世界上最糟糕的事It,snottheworstthingintheworld.我是说那可是加沃尔马丁Imean,that'sGavolMartin.她的净资产是多少来着相当于澳大利亚的国民生产总值吗？Hernetworthis,what?Like,theGDPOfAustralia?她需要睡眠这是是啊有道理Sheneedssleep.Thisis.youknow.-Yeah.That'sfair.那我安排这次旅行的意义何在Whatwasthepoint,Gavol,ofmearrangingthiswholeexperience.你觉得为什么他俩的手♥机♥都要监听？Whydoyouthinkweneedtobugbothoftheirphones?为什么不只监听她的？Whynotjusthers?我不知道我查了查这个人Idon'tknow.Okay,I-Ididsomeresearchonthisguy.他是玩冲浪的我是说他曾经是但仅此而已He,sasurfer.1mean,hewas.Butthat'sit.-Mm.明天怎么样？我把时间都给你Howabouttomorrowmallyours?我不会一整天都工作的Okay?Iwon'tworkthewholeday,但前提是我需要能够入睡好吗？butjust,inordertodothat,Ijust,1needtobeabletosleep.Okay?好的Okay?你能答应我一件事吗？-什么事？Canyoupromisemesomething?Yeah.What?我们永远不会那样？Thatwe'llneverbelikethat?哪怕进展得不顺利Evenifitallgoestoshit?像那样吗？1.ikethat?我答应你-那就说好了Hmm.Deal.Deal.怎么了？Whatwasthat?去外面杳看一下Checkoutside.Sure.安全-安全Clear.-Clear.我以为自己听到了什么动静-没事ThoughtIheardsomething.-Ifsall,it,sallgood.晚安Night.嘿亲爱的过来快点Okay,honey,comehere.Comehere.苏佳塔说今天坡道上人应该不多SirCharleshassaidtheslopesshouldbeprettyquiettoday.你带肾上腺素笔了吗？DidyoupacktheEpiPens?约翰？我在John?-Yeah.我没找到Well,mnotfindingthem.我相信餐厅那肯定有msurethey'llhaveoneattherestaurant.约翰:我在所有人起床前去健身房♥了楼下见一起吃早餐？但可能不是给小孩子用的Well,probablynotakid'sone.他们去坡道了They'reheadedtotheslopes.但是他们似乎在冷战Butdoesn'tseemlikethey'reonspeakingterms.他们分开活动最有利于我们进行窃听Ourbestbettobugthemisiftheysplitup.要是那样Iftheysplitup,我们怎么找到对方？howwegonnafindeachother?我们可以共享位置Wecouldshareourlocations.你确定要那么做吗？Yeah.Yousureyouwanttodothat?好吧我们不我的意思是Well,wedon't.Yeah,Imean.怎么了？-这可是一大步What?-Kindofabigstep.这就跟知道彼此的手♥机♥密♥码♥之类的差不多It'slikeknowingeachother'spasscodetothephoneorsomething.这是为了工作只是It,sforwork,like,djustbe.但我们不必这么做我不Wedon'thaveto,I.-No,no.Um.我们就这么做吧1.et'sdoit.Let'sdoit.好的Allright.你确定吗？-我确定Areyousure?mpositive.好的-太好了Okay.Great.设好了-设好了Done.Done.是谁?-是Whowasthat?Uh,thatwas,um.只是垃圾邮件一直都有justsomespam.Keepshappening.这是个奇怪的任务Hmm.-Thisisaweirdmission.我感觉我们像是在调杳一段失败婚姻的私♥家&hearts侦♥探♥Makesmefeellikewe,reprivateinvestigatorsforafailingmarriage.我能吃一块你的培根吗？可以啊CanIhaveapieceofyourbacon?-Yeah,yeah,yeah.是啊我知道Yeah,I,uh,Iknow.我认为那个孩子让情况变得更糟了因为他一直埋头打游戏Ithinkthechildmakesitsomuchworse,causehe'sburiedinthatgame,就像是他想离开那个家一样你知道吗？like,hewantsoutofthatfamily.Youknow?他想出去Hewantsout.像这样Right?Just.好吧我不知道还能怎么做Okay.1.don'tknowhowelsetodoit一边说话一边是的to,like,talkand.-Yeah,just.就是把一口吃完了再说话或者就像那样咀嚼talkinbetween.Or-orchew,like,like,youknow.没人会那么做-我就会1.ike.-Noonedoesthat.Ido.-You.想知道你是怎么吃东西的吗？是这样的Doyouwanttoknowhowyoueat?Thisishowyoueat好吧就像在表演击鼓独奏Okay.It'slikeadrumsolo.-SoundslikeStomp.听上去像顿足舞-没错Yeah.一直在我耳边响个不停Inmyears,allthetime.-Really?真的吗？-是的Yeah.你真刻薄You'remean.女士这是你的吗？Ma'am,isthisyours?我的天啊谢谢-不客气Oh,mygoodness,thankyou.-It'snoproblem.Noproblematall.汤姆要是这条围巾丢了怎么办？Tom,imagineifdlostmyscarf?你会伤心欲绝的Youwouldhavebeendevastated.-Oh.我知道你喜欢那条围巾Iknowyoulovethatscarf.是的-它很漂亮我都想把它拿走了Yes.-It'sabeautifulscarf.Ialmosttookit.你要小心Yougottobecareful.你从哪里买♥♥的？Wheredidyougetitfrom?是我们第二次约会时我送给她的Eh,Igotitforheronourseconddate.那是什么时候的事？Whatwasthatat?At,um.49年前-快50年了Forty-nineyearsago.-Almost50.半个世纪难以置信太美好了你们是哪里人？Halfacentury.Thatiscrazy.That'sincredible.Whereyouguysfrom?我们来自康斯坦茨德国南部WearefromKonstanz.That's,it's,eh,it'sthesouthofGermany,就在瑞士边境上justattheSwissborder.-Ah.-Oh.哇！-哇太酷了Oh,wow.-Well,that,scool.我们在说想在那里多待一段时间Wewerejusttalkingabouthowwewanttospendmoretimearoundthatarea.Isitnice?那里好吗？-是的你会喜欢的Yeah.You'dloveit.Yes,really.-It'sreally.就在湖边-不好意思It,srightagainstthelake.-Oh,Ihatetodothis,可我们得走了那个湖很大butweactuallyhavetogorightnow.It,saverybiglake.哇-是德国最大的湖It'sthebiggestlakeinGermany.-You'lllikeit.真的吗？它和科莫湖一样大吗？Oh,sure.-IsitasbigasComo?Wehavelotsofapples.Youshouldtrythem.好的是的很高兴认识你们Andwehavegoodfoodandwine.-Oh,okay.Yes.Sonicemeetingyou.也许我们会在度假村再碰到的-是的再见Maybeyouwanttocomeby?We'llseeyouagain.Bye.你该尝尝我们的酒Youshouldtryourwine.我很想尝尝你的酒-亲爱的我们走吧Honey,comeon,let'sgo.很高兴认识你们再见-非常感谢谢谢John.John.-Thankyou.llseeyou.约翰怎么了？-我讨厌度假时认识的朋友What?Ihatevacationfriends.度假的目的就是要远离朋友Thewholepointofgoingonvacationistoleaveyourfriendsbehind,不要去结交新朋友youdon'tinvitenewonesinyourlife.这也太慢了Thisistakingforever.除了滑雪还有其他办法下山吗？Isthereanotherwaydown,otherthanskiing?因为我不会'Cause,uh.Icannotdothat.你居然不会滑雪？Youdon'tknowhowtoski?不会Mm-mm.No.可你却买♥♥了所有这些滑雪装备Youboughtalltheskigear.是的因为看上去很酷Yeah,causeIlookfly.拜托别开玩笑我从不拿时尚开玩笑Pleasebejoking.Iwouldneverjokeaboutfashion.谁打来的？Whoisthat?约翰John.喂你没事吗？Hello?Areyouokay?你接连给我打了三次电♥话♥我还以为出事了呢Youcalledmethreetimesinarow.Ithoughtsomethingwaswrong.好吧可现在不行.Yeah,Wen,Ican'trightnow.你试没试过把它关掉再重新打开？Didyoutryturningitoffandthenturningiton?找到设置Go,goto,goto,settings."会要求输入密♥码♥It'sgonnaaskforapassword.GW0401!Golly.Wolly.0401exclamationpoint.不No.是0、4Zero,four,zero,one.0、感叹号♥Exclamationpoint.好吧那我就不知道了等我回去了会给售后打电♥话♥的Well,thenIdon'tknow.IwillcallthecompanywhenIgetback.是的她在Yeah,she'shere.我得挂了Igottogo.好的再见我爱你AllrightBye.Bye,Iloveyou.你多久联♥系♥她一次？Mm.-Howoftendoyoucontacther?一天几次一天几次？Afewtimesaday.Afewtimesaday?你♥他♥妈♥的是说真的吗？Areyoufuckingserious?不别笑那是No,don'tsmile,that's.好吧我-那样太危险了Okay,m.-Thatissodangerous.她总我们的事知道多少？Whatdoessheknowaboutus?-I-I,shedoesn't.她知道什么？-她不知道任何会对我们不利的事Whatdoessheknowaboutus?-Shedoesn'tknowanythingcompromising.她不知道-她用你的新名字叫你吗？Shedoesn't.Doesshecallyoubyyournewname?不但她以为No.-No.Butlisten,shedoesn't.shethinks.我经常出差她知道我结婚了就这些Itravelalotforwork,sheknowsmmarried.The.-That'sit.That,s,that,s,that'sit.就这些-我们不跟人联♥系♥是有原因的There'sareasonwedon'tkeepcontacts,John.这样.我知道I-Iknow.-Thisis,thisis.我这不是-这样不仅对我们来说很危险I-I,it,snot,it,snot.It'sdangerous,notjustforus,对你妈来说也是你太他妈自私了it'sdangerousforyourmom.It'ssofuckingselfishofyou.听着我不能抛下我妈不管好吗？1.ook,Ican'tabandonmymom.Okay?她能依靠的只有我mallshe'sgot.我爸死了她身边只有我这一个男人Okay?Mydaddied.mtheonlymaninherlife.我要照顾她我得接我妈的电♥话♥Itakecareofher.Ihavetotalktomymom.我没有选择Itwasn'tanoption.-Iunderstandthat.我只是说说这样-我知道mjustsayingthisis.-Iknow,but.我可不会像这样让我们或是这次任务受到威胁Iwouldnevercompromiseusorthisinthatway.抱歉之前没跟你说这件事I-I,msorryIdidn'ttalktoyouaboutit,但我不知道要怎么告诉你这件事好吗？对不起butIdidn'tknowhowtotalktoyouaboutit,okay?msorry.但我相信你会跟你♥爸♥说话的或多或少Butmsureyoutalktoyourdadatleastalittle.我不会-什么？1don't.Youdon'twhat?我不和我爸说话Idon'ttalktomydad.完全不说话吗？-不说Notatall?No.你接下这份工作然后就不声不响地消失了？Whenyoutookthisjob,youjustdisappearedonhim?是的Yeah.别因为这个就对我评头论足-我没有我只是Anddon'tjudgemerightnowforthat.m-mnottryingtojudgeyou,Ijust.你对我爸一无所知Youdon'tknowanythingaboutmydad.要是他猥亵过我呢？Whatifhemolestedme?是吧？Yeah.我真的很抱歉mreallysorry.对不起我不知道msorry.Ididn'tknow.没关系他没猥亵过我我只是说There'snowayIcouldhave.-It'sokay,hedidn'tmolestme,I'mjustsaying,那样thatislike.-Wait,what?等等什么？重点在于你什么都不知道Thepointisyoujustdon'tknowanything,所以不要-等等他没猥亵过你？sodon't.Waitasec.you,hedidn'tmolestyou?你Youjust.他当然没有了-说到为什么不跟他说话Ofcoursehedidn,tmolestme.Thatwasthefirstexampleofwhy你最先想到的就是这个吗？-那样不youwouldn'ttalktohim?-That'snot.don't.而且根本就没那回事？-别他妈转移话题Andit'snottrue?-Don'tdivertthefuckingpoint.好的看到他们了Okay,that'sthem.来吧必须跟住他们Comeon,we'regonnalosethem.约翰快来！John,let'sgo!快点！Comeon,let'sfuckinggo!不如我们搞一项运动登上一座美丽的山How'boutwemakeafuckingsportwhereyoutakeabeautifulmountain,然后把自己扔下去你还好吗？throwyourselfdownit?-Areyouokay?不不好我不会再滑雪了No,mnot.mnotdoingthatagain.是啊好主意约根森也许有钱人Yeah,that'sagreatidea,Jorgensen.Mayberichassholeswill以后会这么玩我就随口一说playitinthefuture.-Justsaying.如果你不想滑雪那干吗要来滑雪胜地？Whycometoaskiresortifyoudon'tevenwanttoski?我身体不舒服你们自己去滑吧mnotfeelingwell.Justskiwithoutme.嘿格拉汉姆你想要什么吗？Hey.Graham,youwantsomething?我们只有几小时来监听那些电♥话♥No,thanks.Weonlyhaveacoupleofhourstobugthosephones.你为什么要强迫他买♥♥东西？我没强迫他做任何事我只是mnottryingtoforcehimintoanything,just.行了他什么都不要我们走吧Comeon.Hedoesn'twantanything.fyf4*AL*A1谢谢-谢谢1.et'sgo.Thankyou.-Thankyou.她在给谁打电♥话♥呢？Whoissheevencalling?亿万富翁会跟谁说话？Imean,whodobillionairestalkto?也许是她妈呢Maybeshe,scallinghermom.真幽默简Nice.Nice,Jane.看看这是谁啊Oh!-Lookwho,shere.-Hey!嘿两位-嘿Hi.喜欢圣诞市场吗？喜欢我们EnjoyingtheChristmasmarket?Yes.We,uh.我们真的得走了所以.-是的我们得走了Weactuallyhavetogo,so.Yeah,wehavetoleave.听着二位在你们走之前1.isten,guys,beforeyougo,我跟丽塔发现了一家很棒的西班牙小吃店RitaandI,Wefoundalovelytapasplace.好啊我们去试试看吧-我们很乐意Yes,yes.-That.Wewouldlovethat.That,thatsoundsgreat.Let'sdoit.我之前跟汤姆说看看这对时髦的夫妇IwastellingTom,"Lookatthechiccouple."你们住酒店的哪间房♥?What,syourhotelnumber?我们住的那个漂亮的房♥间窗户超大Wearestayingatthisgorgeousroomwiththeselargewindows放眼就能看到山景.-别说了overlookthemountain.-Stoptalking.当太阳-别说了Stop,stop,stop,stop.Shut.-Andwhenthesun.闭嘴吧姨♥子♥我有枪我会开枪崩了你的Shutthefuckup.Shutthefuckup,bitch.IhaveagunandIwillshootyou.别出声Juststayquiet.目标不见Well,wejustlostourtarget.度假时认识的朋友也没了“我有枪吗？”Andourvacationfriends.Ihaveagun?一个汉堡肉要五分熟还要薯条嘿儿子汉堡来了Hey,buddy.Burger'shere.彼此互相讨厌却形影不离Fortwopeoplewhohateeachother,theysureareinseparable.你昨晚说今天一整天都不会工作Yousaidlastnightthatyouweren'tgoingtoworkthewholeday.我没说过No,Ididn't.我说的是我不会工作一整天我必须抽出一些时间工作IsaidIwasn'tgonnaworkthewholeday.Ihavetoworksomeoftheday.她不是这么说的That'snotwhatshesaid.不他显然误解了她的话No,heobviouslymisunderstoodher.你故意误解我这样你就可以生我的气You'rejustdeliberatelymisunderstandingmesoyoucanbeupsetwithme.看吧See?不你说了No.No,yousaid,“我一整天都不会工作”"Iwillnotworkthewholeday."不我说的是我不会工作一整天Isaid,"Iwillnotworkthewholeday."好吧我希望自己你Okay,Iwish,Iw.我当时把它录下来就好了这样就可以放出来证明你错了IwishIhadarecordingrightnow,soIcanplaybackhowwrongyouare.我们有录音要不要给他？Wedohavearecording.Shouldwegiveittohim?你怎么了？没怎么What,swrongwithyou?Nothing.我们刚才还很开心的Wewerehavingfun,like,aminuteago.到底怎么了？Whatisgoingon?你为什么要去健身房♥给你妈打电♥话♥?Whydidyougotothegymtocallyourmom?为什么你觉得要对我隐瞒？1.ike,whyhidethatfromme?你那样很奇怪You'rebeingweird.很疏远You'rebeingdistant而且你是在远离我这没关系andyou'repullingawayfromme,andit'sfine,你只是觉得这段感情让你难以承受Ithinkyoujustthinkthisisgettingtoointenseforyou.但对一个大部分时候想要分房♥睡的女人来说Youknow,thisiscrazycomingfromawomanwhowantedus这也太不可理喻了tohaveseparateroomsformostofourrelationship.所以我不好吧所以这就是你想要的吗？1.ook,Idon't.-So,that,swhatyouwant?我想要的？不你证明了我的观点That'swhatIwant?-That'swhatyou'reattractedto.你喜欢冷酷、疏远的简No,youprovedmypoint,youlikecool,distantJane.我没那么说我可以冷酷疏远我不在乎Ican,Icanbecoolanddistant.Ididn'tsaythat.-Idon'treallycare.我没有.我也可以有秘密Ididn't.-Icankeepsecrets,too.你这是干什么？Whatareyoudoing?好吧Okay.如果你想成为冷酷夫人那就请便SoifyouwanttobeMrs.Cool,letsbecool.我们接下来就别说话rYeah,let'sjust.nottalkfortherestofthefuckingtime.我也可以很冷酷Icanbecool,too.你在生闷气吗？你在生闷气Areyousulking?You'resulking.你还想继续这段婚姻吗？Doyouevenwanttobeinthismarriageanymore?为什么要在这个时候对我说这种话？Whywouldyousaythattomerightnow?因为我不确定