Mr.&Mrs.Smith《史密斯夫妇（2024）》第一季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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'sjustfine.It'sgonnaberightthisway.好的谢谢Okay,thankyou.就是这里了Hereyouare.我不喜欢这张桌子Oh.-Idon'tlovethistable.是的我们可以坐那边那张桌子吗？那是我们的最爱Yeah,canweactually.Canwehavethattableoverthere?It's,urn,it'sourfavorite.当然可以-谢谢Ofcourse.-Thankyou.谢谢谢谢Thankyou.-Thanks.你好请问要点什么？Hi.Uh,canIgetyouguysanythingtostartwith?我要咖啡再加一个羊角面包CanIjusthavecoffee,please?Andacroissant?绿茶Greentea.谢谢Thanks.她很矮She'sshort.她在照片里看着要更高一点Fromherpicture,Ithoughtshewouldbe,like,alittletaller.你看到包裹了吗？Youseethepackage?还没有Notyet.她真的很喜欢那个三明治天啊Sheisreallyintothatsandwich.MyGod.你觉得三明治就是包裹吗？Thinkthesandwichisthepackage?我不知道注意了1don't.0h,herewego.她在把手伸进包里She'sreachinginsideherbag.只是个平板电脑It'sjustatablet.你能看清屏幕上的字吗？Canyoureadit?Whatdoesitsay?独自旅行的十个好去处“独自旅行的十个好去处”"Tenplacestotravelalone."我的天啊非常抱歉Oh,myGod,msosorry.好了Hereweare.天啊-嘿Oh,man.-Hey.得换一下Oh,that,s.是的谢谢Yep.Thanks.感谢-谢谢Appreciateit.Thankyou.请慢用谢谢Enjoy.-Thanks.咖♥啡♥因♥最能让神经平复下来我说得对吗?Yeah.Nothingcalmsthenerveslikeabunchofcaffeine.AmIright?我可以.我可以问你件事吗？CanI,um.canIaskyousomething?你申请的是高风险吗？Didyou,Um,applyforhigh-risk?是的你呢？Idid.Didyou?我也是Yeah.奇怪我只是觉得It'sstrange,Ijustfeellike.对于第一次出任务我有些不同的期待Iwasexpectingsomethingdifferentforafirstmission.比如说？1.ikewhat?说不上来比如1don'tknow,likea.比如刺♥激♥就是更1.ikelasers,youknow?Alittlemorelike.就是.Orsomething.Youknow,something.我觉得他们只是让我们逐步适应1thinkthey'rejusteasingusin.这种事都是先从监视开始干起的Mm.-Youknow,it'salwayslikethisatastakeoutatfirst.是啊Yep.他们是怎么找到你的？Sohow'dtheygetyou?招募他们怎么招募你的？Recruit.H-How'dthey.how'dthey'drecruityou?是通过电了邮件Um,therewasanemail.一封电子邮件？Anemail?-Mm-hmm.就是那封电了邮件？-是的Theemail?-Yeah.“嗨嗨”Mm."Hihi."没错“嗨嗨”Yeah.,Hihi."Mm-hmm.没错Right.好吧我觉得Yeah.Ithoughtitwasweird直到最后一次面试他们才告知我们要搭档很奇怪thatthey'd,uh.theydidn'tbringupthatwe,dbepaireduntilthelastinterview.就是说啊Iknow.Iknow.但那种做法很明智Ithinkit,sprettysmart,though.为什么？Why?情侣受到的关注会比较少Youdrawlessattentionasacouple.要知道如果依附于搭档你叛逃的可能性就会相对较小Youknow,you'relesslikelytodefectifyou'rerelyingonapartner.这是克格勃的经典策略It,sanoldKGBtactic,it's.好极了Hmm.Cool.非常浪漫Veryromantic.那么.So,um.这是你第一次来纽约吗？不是ThisyourfirsttimeinNewYork?No.你以前叫什么名字？WhatwasyournamebeforeJane?反正不叫“简”Itwasn'tJane.好吧Okay.我只是想聊聊就想要Youknow,mjustmakingconversation.Justtryingto.对不起Sorry.你杀过人吗？Haveyoueverkilledanyone?好吧Okay.Um.没有其实没有No,no,not,notreally.真的吗？-真的Really?-No.你呢？Hmm.-Howaboutyou?我看上去像杀过吗？DoIlooklikeIhave?有一点点像-不我没有Alittle,yeah.No,Idon,t.你肯定有你有一双杀手之眼Yeah,yeah,youdo.Idon't.-Yougotkillereyes.“杀手之眼”是什么意思？Whatdoeskillereyesmean?掠食者的双眼要靠得更近一些Yougotpredatoreyes,like,they're,like,alittleclosertogether.什么？-猎物的双眼更靠边上What?-Preyis,like,ontheside.就是掠食者Predators,youknow?你在说什么呢？我两眼离得不近Whatareyoutalkingabout?Idon'thavecloseeyes.你两眼离得才近呢Youhavecloseeyes.所以.So.说吧Yeah?你以前来过纽约You'vebeeninNewYorkbefore.来做什么？Whatwereyoudoinghere?Like,whatwasit?是学校组织的一次旅行Itwasforaschooltrip.-Mm.我半路跑了为了能跟一个恋童癖一起吃煎饼Yeah,I,um.IditcheditsoIcouldhavepancakeswithapedophile.什么？What?可恶-你说什么？Oh,sh.-Um,whatareyousaying?她要走了走吧She'sleaving.Comeon.得走了你有现金吗？Gottogo.Doyouhavecash?是的我有现金Yeah,Igotcash.有人来接头了We'vegotcontact有可能是来送东西的Thiscouldbethedrop.他拿着什么东西吗？Ishecarryinganything?我没看到包裹Mm,Idon,tseeapackage.看起来像是私事Seemspersonal.是啊可能是她儿子Yeah,itcouldbeherson.可能是她的男朋友Itcouldbeherboyfriend.怎么了？What?我以为你在开玩笑-我没有1thoughtyouwerejoking.No.我觉得不像Idon'tseeit.那你以前是干什么的So,whatareyou,like.联邦调查局还是中情局的？ex-FBIorCIA?差不多吧Somethinglikethat.你被开了？Yougetthrownout?差不多吧Somethinglikethat.你总得告诉我点什么吧Okay,yougot,yougottogivemesomething.我又不认识你Idon'tknowyou.是的可我们现在是夫妻Yeah,butwe'remarried.我们可以休战吗？Canwehaveatruce?Just-just.就互相了解点基本信息？canwejustgooverthebasics?好吧行Okay,yeah.Yeah,yeah.-Okay.比如什么？比如.1.ikewhat?-Like,um.我可以负责倒垃圾但我不喜欢熨衣服lltakeoutthetrash,butIdon'tlikeironing.好吧Okay.我喜欢唾觉前看书Iliketoreadtogettosleep.我会一边做饭边洗碗1dothedisheswhilemcooking.服过役因为我是个好孩子Militaryboy.-Mama,sboy.嘿你最糟糕的特质是什么？Okay,what'syourworsttrait?吵架一定要吵赢Ican'tloseanargument.没门是的No.-Yeah.没门-我知道那样不好我永远都是对的No.-Iknow,itsucks.malwaysright.我知道Ugh.-Iknow.这段婚姻的开端不错非常棒Thismarriageisstartingoffon-onagreatfoot.Justgreat.是的-是的Yeah.-Yeah.如果我们失败了你觉得会怎么样？Whatdoyouthinkhappensifwefail?我们的婚姻吗？Ourmarriage?我们的任务Ourmission.我们不会失败的Wewon'tfail.我想那些钱可能就是包裹？Ithinkthatmoneymightbethepackage.有可能吗？Maybe?不知道很难说Idon'tknow,it'shardtosay.好吧Allright.好吧Allright居然被我说中了好的Wouldyoulookatthat?-Okay.没关系-我厉害吧It'sokay.-Well,well,well.我错了Iwaswrong.是吗？-是的我错了Whoa.Wereyou?Yeah,Iwaswrong.但至少我能接受这一点Butatleastmokaywithit.而且我坚持那个猜测并没有什么问题吧？AndIstandbytheassumption.There'snothingwrongwiththeassumption,okay?好的没问题当然没问题No,obviously,sure.听着我不是混♥蛋♥好吗？你不是1.oOk,I'mnotanasshole.No.-Okay?It,sjust.我只希望她能幸福Ijustwanthertobehappy.我从未见过比她更幸福的女人veneverseenahappierwoman.我不是混♥蛋♥mnotanasshole.不你完全不是她要走了No,you'renot.Atall.She'smoving.樱桃巷剧院一定就是这里了Okay.Thismustbetheplace.是的Yeah.我去干扰他们你想办法进去I'llruninterferenceandyoufindawayin.嘿你想分散他们的注意力吗？Hey,youwanttodistractthem?是的然后我给你发短♥信♥Yeah.I'lltextyou.好的Okay.我没有.你没有我的号♥码Idon'thave.-Youdon'thavemynumber.你要告诉我-或者.Youwanttogiveme.-Or.好的输入手♥机♥号♥对我们交换下Yeah,lets.-I'lljust.Putitin.-Yeah,let'sjust.我应该把话说清楚我来不是为了谈恋爱的Ishouldbeclear,mnotinthisfortheromance.只是一个耳机我想把它放进你的耳朵里It,sjustanearpiece.Iwastryingtoputitin.对不起Oh.Sorry.可以吗？可以Isthatokay?-Yeah.对不起不对不起msorry.-No,msorr.Yeah.可以吗？是我没先说清楚怪我Isthatokay?Ididn'tsayanything.-Yeah.Thatwasmyfault.不你放吧我还以为你是的我知道No,no.Goahead.Ithoughtyouwere.-Yeah,Iknow.你想让我放吗？-你放吧Youwanttodoit?-No,doit,please.好的Allright放好了好的1.ooksgood.Yeah?-Yeah.谢谢不客气Okay.Thankyou.Yeah.-Okay.Noproblem.那是-是的Oh,that,s.-Yes.好名字约翰史密斯Great."JohnSmith."走吧Okay.我想买♥♥张票Yeah,dliketogetaticket.-No,sir,先生我这里不卖♥♥票youdon'tgetticketsfromme.什么意思？-这里不是电影院Whatdoyoumean?No,thisisn'tlikeamovietheater.只有一张票Oh,there,sonlyone.妈妈你的票呢？Mom,where'syourticket?你拿走了Youtookit.妈妈你的票呢？我不认识你Idon'tknowyou.好吧Ma.Okay.你能帮我妈找一下她的票吗？Canyoujusthelpmymomfindherticket?因为我必须要进去帮我爸我妈很难搞的'CauseIhavetohelpmydadinsideandshe'sdrivingmecrazy.你现在已经很圆润了玛丽又长了七八斤秤You'reafinearmfulnow,Mary,withthoseeightpoundsyou'vegained.我现在太胖了.Oh,vegottentoofat.你能听到我吗？Canyouhearme?简？Jane?我刚刚意识到了这个计划的缺陷Ijustrealizedtheflawinthisplan.借过抱歉Excuseme.Sorry.-Uh.给我发短♥信♥Justtextme.我进来了有什么发现吗？Anything?还没有这个女人来这儿只是为了看戏吗？Thiswomanreallyjustheretowatchaplay?好吧Okay.但刚才挺刺♥激♥的是吧？Well.wasprettyexcitingbackthereforasecond,youknow?不像这出戏这么刺♥激♥Imean,notasexcitingasthisplay.听上去挺有意思的Itsoundsreallyfuninthere.所以So.你之前在咖啡馆说和恋童癖一起吃煎饼that"pancakewithapedophile"thingyousaidbackinthecafe?是真的还是在逗我玩？Wasthatreal?Orwereyoujustfuckingwithme?是真的我那时14岁发生了什么？Hmm,andwhathappened?有个万人迷邀请我和我的朋友迪娜去吃煎饼万人迷？有点扯我觉得你是在逗我BuddyLove?Idon'tknow,Ithinkyou'refuckingwithme.他当时多大？Howoldwashe?40多岁快50了感觉像是瞎编的Um,Idon'tknow,feelsmadeup.没有我们当时很饿地点是一个公共场所在公共场所不会发生什么坏事Yeah,nothingbadeverhappensinpublic.尤其是在纽约对吧？AndespeciallyinNewYork,right?所以到底发生了什么？Sowhat.whathappened?我们吃T煎饼他买♥♥的单挺好的Hmm.That'snice,1guess.然后呢？Andhow'dthedateend?我们吃完就散了他一走我们就笑得前仰后合你们等他走了才大笑挺好的That'sverysweetofyoutowaittillhewasgone.这样就不会伤害到他的感情Soyoudidn'thurthisfeelings.我们又不是怪物约翰不我没说你和迪娜是怪物No,Iwasn,tCaIlingyouandDinamonsters.我不知道这故事真假Youknow,Ican'ttellifthisstoryistrueornot,但如果是真的那我对你就非常了解了butifitis,IknoweverythingIneedtoknowaboutyou.你要是一直发短♥信♥干吗还要来？Whydidyoubothercoming?该死怎么了？Shit.-What?出什么事了？What'swrong?她要走了She'sleaving.-Shh!东西在她手上了Shehasthepackage.什久时候的事？Sincewhen?她从存衣处那儿拿的Shepickeditupatcoatcheck.是什么样的？Whatdoesitlooklike?一个棕色盒子It,sinabrownbox.好吧我们该怎么办？Okay,sowhat'stheplan?我不知道让我想想Idon'tknow.Letmethink.他们叫我们立即截取那个包裹我们要直接用抢的吗？Theytoldustointerceptthepackageimmediately.Dowejustgrabit?不我们要低调行事No,no,no.Wegottobediscreet.好吧那怎么做？Okay,thenwhat?好吧我来分散她的注意力Okay,I'lldistracther.我有个主意你只要跟住她就行了I-Igotanidea.Just.justkeepyoureyeonher.好的我看到她了她正下楼Okay,Igoteyesonher.She'sheadingdownstairs.我找不到钥匙了Yeah,Ilost.mykeys.她走进了一家手♥机♥店你在哪？She'swalkingintoacellphonestore.Whereareyou?你在做什么约翰？John,whatareyoudoing?她刚买♥♥了一部安卓手♥机♥ShejustboughtanAndroid.她在给什么人打电♥话♥She'scallingsomeonewithit.好吧她加快脚步了我们得快点了She'spickingupspeed.Wegottohurry.约翰你听到了吗？John.John,areyouwithme?你还有更多这样的盒子吗？Doyouhavemoreofthoseboxes?上面不带标志的那种？1.ike,withoutthelogo?她要走了约翰你听到了吗？She'smoving.John,canyouhearme?好吧你再等我一下Allright,justneedalittlemoretime.万一她是在联络包裹交接的事呢？Whatifshe'scoordinatingthedrop?Lik