Mr.&Mrs.Smith《史密斯夫妇（2024）》第一季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

所以你们俩共事？So,youtwoworktogether?约翰觉得John'sundertheimpression简你快乐吗？我们的老板喜欢我thatourbossfavorsme.我很快乐约翰是个很棒的搭档很好我们看到你在进步Well,hedoes.确实如此他想让你换掉我Hewantedyoutoreplaceme.我力挽狂澜让你很不爽吗？Soyou'remadthatIsavedtheday?我不爽的是你独占功劳mmadthatyoutakeallthecrediteverytime.别那么说Stopsayingthat!我没抢功-我要去洗个澡Itake-Ididn'ttakethecredit.Youknow,mgonnatakeashower.还有什么是你们想法不一致的？Whereelseareyoufeelingmisaligned?关于孩子Kidstuff.经历过这样的一天之后John,youwanttobringkidsintothislife你希望孩子过这样的生活吗？afteradaylikewehadtoday?你自己也说过你不会是一个好妈妈Yousaidityourself.Youwouldn'tbeagoodmom.所以少在这儿跟我说那些话Sodon'tcomehereandtalkthatshittome.那考虑下分开干不同的项目怎么样？Whataboutworkingon.separateprojects?那可能会比较好Thatcouldbegood.-Mm-hmm.我要出去了Goingout.史密斯夫妇穿着鞋？还是脱掉？Shoeson,off?随你喜欢Uh,it'swhat-whateveryouprefer.要给你拿点喝的吗？Uh,canIgetyousomethingtodrink?茶？咖啡？果汁？Tea?Coffee?Juice?好的当然了好的Yeah.Sure.Good.-Okay.要哪一个？Uh,wh-wh-whichone?什么？What?茶、咖啡、果汁？茶就好Tea,coffee-Oh,teaisgood.好的Sure.这里很漂亮Placeisbeautiful.111射谢Um,thanks.Thankyou.我不确定你要不要加蜂蜜或者Iwasn'tsureifyouwanted,um,honeyor.坐下Sitdown.坐下Sit.Down.不坐到沙发上去No,onthecouch.沙发Couch.拿着杯子Holdthecups.好的Okay.我要问你一些问题mgonnaaskyousomequestions.我希望你诚实地回答AndIwantyoutoanswerthemhonestly.好的-好吧Allright.-Okay.你跟我丈夫约会有多久了？Howlonghaveyoubeenseeingmyhusband?我们不是约会We'renotseeingeachother.我们Wemet,uh.是一个月前认识的我amonthago.I.在一家酒吧遇见了他然后邀请他来了这.methimatabarandIinvitedhimhere.你为什么想要把他带回家？Whatmadeyouwanttotakehimhome?这个嘛我一开始并没有Well,I-Ididn'tUh,notatfirst.他喷了太多古龙水HeWas,hewaswearing,uh,toomuchcologne.但他很热情但不太自来熟Buthewaswarmandnottooforward.而且他很风趣Andhewasfunny他自己也知道但不是愚蠢的那种in-inawaythatwasself-aware,notgoofy.你们做了什么？Whatdidyouguysdo?我们看了一部电影We,uh,we-wewatchedamovie.不别吞下去你得把鼻涕携出来No,don'tswallowit,you-youhaveto.ex-expelthemucus,bringitout.什么？-听着这有纸巾What?Look,there-therearetissues-Oops!对不起-没关系msorry,mjust-It,sfine.我只是被-别管它了mjustabitfreakedoutby.-Leaveit.这些吓到了.allthis.把手放在膝盖上Keepyourhandsonyourlap.好的Okay.电影所以Movies.Sothat's.你们一起看了电影that,swhatyouguysdotogether,youwatchmovies?是的有时Yeah.Sometimes.-Mm-hmm.或者我们喝酒抽烟Uh,orwe-wedrinkand.smoke,talk.聊天我们只是一起随便放松一下We-wejusthangout.好的你们Didyouguys,uh.你们做♥爱♥了吗？Didyouguyshavesex?没有No.没有No.好吧你对约翰了解多少？Okay.Um.WhatdoyouknowaboutJohn?这个问题有点模糊That'sa.That'skindofa-avaguequestion.你知道约翰是干什么的吗？DoyouknowwhatJohndoesforwork?知道Yes.你知道约翰真正的工作是什么吗？DoyouknowwhatJohnreallydoesforwork?是的我知道Yes.Ido.是什么？Whatisthat?他是间谍He's,uh,he'saspy.你也知道我的存在吗？Andyouknewaboutme?知道Yes.好极了关于我他都告诉你什么了？Great.Whathashetoldyouaboutme?你们共事很熟悉Uh,thatyou.workcloselytogether,um.你很聪明Thatyou'resmart.真的很聪明Reallysmart.也很漂亮Andpretty.你一开始不是他喜欢的类型Thatyouweren'treallyhistypeatfirst.从个性方面来说Personality-wise.真的吗？Really?为什么？Howso?你人很善良但并不友善Youcanbekind,butyou'renotfriendly.有时候你对你的猫比对人更好Sometimesyou'renicertoyourcatthanyouaretopeople.还有什么？-拜托Whatelse?-Comeon,我该怎么做才能-他妈的还有什么？whatdoIhavetodoto-Whatthefuckelse?他说Uh,hesaysthat.那样太难以承受了.it'stoomuch.一起工作一起生活Workingandlivingtogether.你们的生活Andthatyour-yourlives很快就变得令人窒息becameveryenmeshedveryquickly.比如他后悔给你介绍了瑜伽1.ike,heregretsintroducingyoutoyoga因为他怀念自己一个人做瑜伽becausehemissesdoingitalone.他说你控制欲强Hesaysthatyou'recontrolling.怎么控制欲强了？Controllinghow?你让他觉得自己像个孩子Youmakehimfeellikealittleboy.即使是在床上Eveninbed.他说Hesaysthat.你不允许他自己去探索你喜欢什么youdon'tlethimdiscoverwhatyoulikeonhisown.这难道不是好事吗？Isn'tthatagoodthing,though?你是在征求我的意见吗？不我Uh,are-areyouaskingmyopinion?No,该死!约翰masking-Fuck.John.约翰怎么想？他认为这是好事吗？WhatdoesJohnthink?Doeshethinkthat'sagoodthing?我认为约翰IthinkthatJohn.很希望能有机会解决问题就是这样wouldlovethechancetofigurethingsout,that'sall.所以他不开心Sohe'sunhappy.他确实说Hedoessay.他想知道你们是否合得来thathewonderswhetherornotyouguysarecompatible.但他也说门也想和你不相容地在一起Buthealsosayshewantstobewithyou,incompatibly.那个他说了很多Hesaysthatalot.他有吗？他有Hedoes?-Hedoes.Ijust.这太他妈烦人了因为他认为It'ssofuckingannoying.Becausehethinks.他总说我比他聪明Imean,he'llalwayssay,like.I'msmarterthanhim,还有他总是装傻andthatheplaysfuckingdumballthetime即便是在他比我知道得多的时候whenheknowsbetter,youknow?他应该更清楚.Heshouldknowbetter.-Yeah.是的但他只是用这点Butjust-heusesit作为借口asanexcuse.是啊我Yeah,1,uh.我理解I-I.Igetthat.-这样.It,s,um.你这样很酷That'scoolofyoutojustbesohon-只是要说清楚我们不是在联络感情Justtobeclear,we'renotbonding.你现在正用枪指着我Youhaveagunonme.我知道好的Iknow.-Okay.是约翰That'sJohn.什么？-是约翰What?-That'sJohn.你想让我做什么？Whatwouldyoulikemetodo?把那个捡起来P-Pickthatshitup.如果你告诉他我来过Ifyoutellhimmhere,我就他妈的杀了你I1fuckingkillyou.好吗？Okay?嘿-嘿Hey.-Hey.你好吗？你怎么样？What,sup?-Howyoudoing?我很好mgood.-Oh.怎么了？What'sgoingon?这里味道真好Smellsgoodinhere.真的吗？Really?-是的Yeah.你关于腰果的说法是对的You,uh.youwererightaboutcashews.它们确实是长在树上的Theygrowontrees.是的Yeah.你以为它们是哪来的？Wheredidyouthinktheycamefrom?我不知道我原以为它们.Idon'tknow.Ithoughtthey,um.我以为它们跟花生一样是长在地里的thoughttheygrewinthegroundlikepeanuts.你囤货了Oh,youstockedup.太好了Awesome.过来Comehere.过来Comehere.为什么？Why?过来不要Comehere.No.来嘛-你过来Comeon.Youcomehere.那我过去-很好Iamcominghere.我们都朝对方走Yougottomeetmeinthemiddle.快来Comeon.过来-好的Comehere.-Thankyou.Okay.很不错-是的That'ssweet.-Yeah.谁做的？Whomadethat?这件上衣吗？-你做的吗？Uh,thetop?Uh.Didyoumakethat?不不是No,no.No.看起来真的不错-谢谢Itlooksreallygood.-Thankyou.我真的很喜欢-谢谢IreallylikeitYeah.很不错-非常棒Nice.-That'sgreat谢谢Thankyou.我们要看那个.Shouldwewatchthat,um.?是的当然-因为上次我睡着了Oh,yeah,sure.-Yeah,'causeIfellasleep.我没看完而且我还没看过这个AndIdidn'tgettofinishit,andIhave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