HazbinHotel《地狱客栈（2024）》第一季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

地狱客栈第一季第五集夏莉Charlie?周一去死为什么不起作用呢Don'tunderstandwhyit'snotworking.好吧想一想夏莉好好想一想好如果我.ThinkCharlie,think.Think,think,think,think,think,think.每天上午都做信任背摔我们就能.Trustfalls,everysinglemorning,wecoulddo.哎呀-快想Yikes.夏莉宝贝你还好吗快想夏莉Charlie7.Sweetie,You,uh.Yougood?-C'mon,c,mon,c,mon,Charlie!不不好我不好Nope,no!Notreally!Haha!我整夜没睡想弄清楚为什么客栈没起作用I'vebeenupallnighttryingtofigureoutwhythehotelisn,tworking.我们做了信任背摔分享了自己的感受We'vedonetrustfalls.We'vetriedsharingourfeelings.在天使到来之前我们只有几个月时间rWeonlyhaveacouplemonthsleftbeforetheangelscome.但照这个速度或许是时候.Andatthisrate.-Maybeit'stime.不去找No.-toask.别说-.你♥爸♥帮忙Don'tsayit.yourdad.我知道你不想但我们需要一切能把握的优势Charlie,Iknowyoudon,twantto,butweneedeveryadvantagewecanget.当初就是他任由大灭绝发生的Helettheexterminationhappentobeginwith.他们就开了一个会然后说“来吧把所有人都杀了吧”Theyjusthadameetingandsaid,"Goaheadandkilleveryone!"等等这就是办法Wait.That'sit.把所有人都杀了不是Killeveryone?-No.他可以安排我跟天堂开会HecouldgetmeameetingwithHeaven.我们不是已经尝试过了吗Didn,twealreadytrythat?没错但上次是跟亚当谈Well,yeah,withAdam,他是个混♥蛋♥hewasanasshole.但天堂并不由他掌管我们可以去找负责那个的人谈Butheisn,tinchargeofallofHeaven.Wecouldgotothetop!总会有一个愿意倾听的天使There'ssuretobesomeangelswhowilllisten.联♥系♥人清单爸爸What'stheholdup?怎么还不打你跟你♥爸♥关系很僵Yougotdaddyissues?不是只是我们从来都不亲No,wejusthaveneverbeenclose.他跟妈妈分手后就从没真正想见过我AfterheandMomsplit,heneverreallywantedtoseeme.有时他会给我打电♥话♥但只有当他感到无聊时Hecalls.sometimes,butonlyifhe'sbored或需要我做什么事时才打orlike,needsmetodosomething.就是关系僵Daddyissues.我很想见见这个掌管地狱的大鸡♥巴♥Well,dliketomeetthebigdickincharge.终极坏小子Theultimatebadboy.我敢打赌他很可怕Ibethe'sscary.就是这样That'sit.差不多了Almostthere!现在呈现Nowpresenting.神奇魔幻的后空翻橡皮鸭themagic-tasticalbackflippingrubberduck!而且会喷火Thatspitsfire!先别急着鼓掌拜托好吧谢谢谢谢大家Holdtheapplause!Please,okay.Oh,thankyou,thankyou.老天我在骗谁呢这玩意儿差劲极了OhGod,whoamIkidding,thissucks!女儿来电女儿女儿打电♥话♥来了Daughter?Daughtercalling,daughter,daughtercalling!你你好夏莉Hello,Charlie.嘿小夏夏H-Hey,heyyy,CharChar.不不行这叫法不好No!No,that'snotgood.这是多年来她第一次给你打电♥话♥Oh,thisisthefirsttimeshe'scalledyouinyears.必须很完美Thishastobeperfect嘿小贱♥人♥Hey,bitch!嗨爸爸Hi,Dad.嘿你好吗这这些天你在哪儿呢Hey!Howareyou?Wh-wh-whereareyouthesedays?爸爸你知道我在哪儿我告诉过你的YouknowwhereIam,Dad.vetoldyoubefore.是吗Youhave?是哦那个要知道.我Ohyeah,uh?Well,youknowIum,uh.五个月前你打电♥话♥给我时我告诉过你你当时没在听吗Itoldyouwhenyoucalledmefivemonthsago.Ordidyounotlisten?不不是的No,no,no,no.我只是太忙了给忘了Just,youknow,justforgot,vejustbeenreallybusy!你知道的在忙重要的事Yaknowwithum.importantthings.好吧我在经营一家帮罪人改过自新的客栈Well,mactuallyrunningahoteltorehabilitatesinners.或许你见过我们的广♥告♥Maybeyousawourcommercial.遗憾的是我错过了Oh.sadlyImissedit.我最近没怎么看电视Heheh,youknowIhaven'tbeenwatchingmuchTVlately.电视会扰乱思维Scramblesthebrain.不过嘿一家客栈多来劲But,hey,ahotel!Fun!听着爸爸我有一个.有点大的请求1.isten,Dad,vegot.kindofabigask.好的没问题Yeah,ofcourse.只要是我能办到的都行尽管说Anythinginmypowerisyoursfortheasking.Youjustnameit.我想跟天堂谈谈IneedtospeaktoHeaven.天堂的负责人那个高于亚当高于所有人的人Well,whoever'sinchargeupthere,aboveAdam,aboveanybody.我得跟那个人谈Ineedtogotothetop.哦不行Ohno!绝对不行Nooooo,不行夏莉不行no,no,no,no,Charlieno,no,no,就是.不行that's,uh.No.爸爸你看我很少向你提要求从没提过1.ook,Dad.Idon'taskyouformuch.Ineverhave,但这件事.对我来说真的很重要butthis,thisisreallyimportanttome.这是我做过的最重要的事我需要你It'sthemostimportantthingveeverdone.And.Ineedyou.我需要你帮我Ineedyourhelp.夏莉我恐怕帮不了Idon'tknow,Charlie.求你了你就过来看看我经营的客栈Please,justcomeseewhatmtryingtodo.你就会明向为什么这是一个非常好的主意You'llseewhyit,sareallygoodidea.如果我能跟天堂谈谈他们就一定会赞同AndHeavenisboundtoagreeifIgetthechancetotalktothem.求你了爸爸Please,Dad.等等Wait.你在邀请我过去You'reinvitingmeover?当然没问题Absolutely!我一小时后就到Hoh!llbethereinanhour!我女儿想见我Mydaughterwantstoseeme!抑郁症看你还敢猖狂Takethatdepression!好吧他到之前我们有一个小时的时间Well,wehaveanhouruntilhegetshere.好了各位路西法♥正♥在过来的路上Okay,people,Luciferisonhisway.我们要把这地方弄得漂漂亮亮Sowearegoingtogetthisplacepresentable,给他留下个特好的印象andweareallgoingtomakeanamazingimpression!欢迎光淫爹地好了各位关键时刻到了Okayeveryone,it,sshowtime!夏莉Chaaaarlie!嘿爸.能见到你我真高兴Hey,Da-Oh,it,ssogoodtoseeyou.Haha!见到你我也很高兴爸爸It'sgoodtoseeyou,too,Dad.欢迎光临地狱客栈Welcome!TotheHazbinHotel!你好啊琪琪Oh,hewwo,Keekee!拉兹达兹Razzle,Dazzle!看看你们一点都没长还是这么袖珍Oh,lookhowmuchyouhaven'tgrown!Stillfunsized.你们有没有照顾好我女儿啊Youtakingcareofmylittlegirl?最好有Youbetterbe.哇这地方看起来确实Wow,thisplacesurelooks,uh.是的Yeah.这地方很有特色It,sgotalotofcharacter.那是什么玩意儿Oh,whatintheunholyHellisthat?!只是我们做的一些翻新Justsomeoftherenovationswehaddone.能增添一点色彩你不觉得吗Addsabitofcolor,don'tyouthink?你是哪位Andyouare?我叫阿♥拉♥斯托很高兴认识你AlastorlPleasuretobemeetingyou,sir.真是荣幸Quiteapleasure!久仰大名终于能见到本人真不错It'snicetofinallyputafacetothename.现实生活中的你要矮很多Youaremuchshorterinreallife.这人是谁你是行李员吗Whoisthis?Who'sthisnow?Areyouthebellhop?不我是客栈的掌柜Haha!No!Iamthehostofthehotel.你或许曾通过我的广播听说过我Youmighthaveheardofmefrommyradiobroadcast.没有Nope!估计这就是为什么夏莉会用“客栈”这种过时的叫法吧1guessthat'swhyCharliecalleditthe,Hazbin'Hotel!Hahaha.其实那是我的主意Itwasactuallymyidea.好吧这主意不咋的Well,it'snotveryclever!你去死吧-好了行了Haha,fuckyou.Okay!Okay.总之Anyway.爸爸看看这漂亮的客厅大家可以在这里互相熟悉Dad,lookatthislovelyparlor,wherepeoplecangettoknoweachother分享秘密故事和亲密的情感andsharesecretsandstoriesandintimatefeelings!要不是阿♥拉♥斯托我们不可能把这里弄得这么漂亮WithoutAlastor,wewouldn'thavebeenabletoprettyitupthismuch!夏莉有一个非常独特的愿景Charliehasaveryuniquevision.我很乐意满足她的奇怪要求Iamhappytofulfillherbizarrerequests.谢谢你阿♥拉&hearts撕托Oh,thankyou,Alastor.她是位很了不起的年轻女上Quiteanimpressiveyounglady.我们都很为她感到骄傲We'reallveryproudofher.夏莉亲爱的给我介绍一下你其他的朋友吧Charlie,dear,whydon'tyouintroducemetoyourotherfriends?好的没问题Oh,yes,ofcourse.这是维姬她是我的女朋友ThisisVaggie.She'smygirlfriend!我的天啊你喜欢女孩Ohhomygolly!Youlikegirls?你我也是我们两个真是像Sodo1,wehavesomuchincommon!把手给我玛姬Puter,there,Maggie!她真漂亮-很高兴认识你陛下She'ssopretty.Uh,lovelytomeetyou,uh,sir!这两位是我们的住客潘修斯爵士和安吉尔德斯特AndthisisSirPentiousandAngelDust,ourguests!陛下您好YourMajesty!你好小个子国王Heya,shortking.赫斯克是我们的调酒师妮芙蒂是我们的清洁人员Huskisourbartender,andNifftyisourhousekeeper!很高兴认识你Nicetomeetyou.你好我负责清理Hello.Iclean.好了Hahaha,alrightthen.看来你需要地狱老大?Lookslikeyoucouldusesomehelpfromthebigboss亲自出马帮你一下ofHellhimself?看看点评网对我的好评?CheckoutDaddy,sglowingreviewsonYelp?五颗星超级棒完美无瑕?'FiveStars''Flawless!''Greaterthangreat!'?用上五芒星啊?Oh,withapunchofapentagram?再加一点魔法?Iwapbapboomalakazam?通常我要收取待宰的羔羊?Usually,Ichargeasacrificiallamb?但我给你亲属价?Butyougetthefamilyrate!?谢谢画爸?Thanks,Dad?如今有了厨师就无需服务员?Whoneedsabusboynowthatyou'vegotthechef?米其林品尝菜肴任你免费点?Michelintastingmenufreealacarte?因为我是裁判我会操控比赛?I'llrigthegameforyoubecausemtheref?香槟喷泉鱼子酱山这还只是开胃菜?Champagnefountains,caviarmountains,that'sjustastart!?谁从第一天就在这里?Who'sbeenheresincedayone?对你的忠诚修女都不能比?Who'sbeenfaithfulasanun?用怀旧的俏皮话逗你开心你的执行制♥作♥经理?Makesyouchucklewithanold-timeypun?Yourexecutiveproducer?这倒是真的?That,strue!?我是你的帮手负责日常打理?myourguy,yourday-to-day?是你的密友忠诚的客栈经理?Yourchum,yoursteadfasthotelier?记得吗我今天疏通了这里?RememberwhenIfixedthatclogtoday?我被卡住了谢谢你先生-哦你?Iwasstuck,thankyou,sir!?Ohyou!?能建立这种纽带我觉得荣幸?mtrulyhonoredthatwe,vebuiltsuchabond?真希望我有个你这样的孩子?Aawww?You'relikethechildthatIwishthatIhad?什么Uh,what?你对我来说比亲闺女还亲?IcareforyoujustlikeadaughterIspawned?等一下Holdonnow!有意思的是你几平都能把我当成你父亲?It'salittlefunny,youcouldalmostcallme?Dad?人们说如果你在寻求帮助?Theysaywhenyou'relookingforassistance?责任领导力压力明智的做法是走阻力最小的路?It'ssmarttopickthepathofleastresistance?也有人说当困难让你徘徊?Otherssaythatinyourneedyhour?纯天使的力量最值得依赖?There,snosubstituteforpureangelicpower!?而这人恰好是你的血脉?Whojusthappenstoalsobeyourblood?很遗憾仃时亲生父母不合格?Sadlytherearetimesabirthparentisadud?人们说自己选的家人更适合?Theysaythefamilyyouchooseisbetter?一群失败者?Whatabunchoflosers!?不许再唱我的歌♥你的歌♥是我起的头?Canyoubuttoutofmysong?Yoursong?Istartedthis?现在我在唱我会把它唱完你这俗气的.?msingingit,I'llfinishit!?-?Ohyoutackypieceof.?是我没错是我?It'sme!Yes,it'sme!?我知道你们都在等我?Iknowyouwereallwaitingforme?我来了真来劲?mhere?Whatagas?花了点时间但我终于出现?Tookawhilebutmpresentatlast!?是我就是我?It'sme?米姆兹?Mimzzzyyyyyyy?谁Who?你刚才没听到我说的吗Didn'tyoujusthearme?大家发什么呆啊Whyiseverybodygawkin'?是因为我太漂亮了吗Isit,cuzmadorable?米姆兹Mimzy!阿♥拉♥斯托宝贝娃娃脸见到你我真高兴Alastooorr,sweetie,doll-face!Sogoodtoseeyou.你好吗挺好真不错Howyoubeen?Good?Good.听着我正好在附近1.isten,Iwasintheneighborhood.听说你住在这豪华的逾遢工厂里1heardyouwerestayingatthisritzyslobfactory,就想着看在往日的情面上该过来打个招呼andIfigureddstopby,sayhi!Foroldtimessake.那是当然亲爱的谁来都欢迎Ofcourse,sweetheart!Everyoneiswelcomehere.真不错这么说你们认识Oh,hownice!Soyoutwoknoweachother?没错我们是老朋友了Oh,yeah.Wegowayback,生前在同一个社交圈里活动raninthesamecircleswhenwewerealive.我以前在一家夜♥总♥会♥里表演这家伙经常光顾那里Youknow,thisoneusedtofrequenttheclubwhereIusedtoperform.他是唯一一个能像水手一样大口喝威士忌He,stheonlyoneIknewwhocouldpoundwhiskeylikeasailor然后在舞池里跟上我的人thenkeepupwithmeonthedancefloor.这姑娘很有天赋Oh,quiteatalent,thisgal.你们该看看她鼎盛时期的样子Ho,ho,youshouldhaveseenherinherheyday.嘿说话注意点高大阴暗的诡异家伙Hey,watchittall,darkandcreepy.我现在依然在巅峰时期mstillinmyprime!我的老天Oh,ohmystars!那是路西法吗IsthatLucifer?让开Moveit!陛下幸会了Pleasedtomeetcha,YourHighness.阿♥拉♥斯托这里有重要人物你怎么也不提醒我一下Alastor,yougottawarnagirlwhenshe,sinmixedcompany.很高兴认识你Charmed,msure.尽管我很想叙旧但夏莉和我还没介绍完客栈呢Asmuchasdlovetocatchup,CharlieandIhaveatourtocontinue.我相信夏莉一个人带我参观就行了msureCharliecanhandleshowingmearound.胡说Nonsense!客栈是我们一起创办的就该由我们一起介绍Westartedthehoteltogether,andwe'llshowitofftogether.对吧夏莉Right,Charlie?对Oh,right.要不让其他人先帮你安顿卜来Whydon'tyoulettheothershelpyousettlein,我去去就来andI'llbebackbeforeyouknowit.那么这地方哪儿可以弄到酒喝So,wherecanagirlgetadrinkaroundhere?我的天这是赫斯克吗My,my,isthatHusker?看来阿♥拉♥斯托还在让你伺候他喝酒Alastorstillhasyouslinginghoochforhim,Isee.一点没变Classic!你过得怎么样啊毛毛球Howyabeen,fur-ball?很好直到五分钟前Gooduntilfiveminutesago.别告诉我你见到我不开心Oh,don'ttellmeyou'renothappytoseeme.这可能会伤到我的感情的Youmighthurtmyfeelins.妮芙蒂你最近在忙什么小妞HeyNiffty,whatcha'beenupto,girlie?跟虫子对决Fightingbugs.那进展怎么样呢Anduh,how'sthatgoingforyou?它们正处广上风They'rewinning.但不会长久的Butnotforlong.谢了小猫咪去你的Thanks,pussycat!Oh,fuckyou.这么说你跟阿&hearts啦♥斯托算是朋友Souh,youandAlastorarelikewhat?Friends?是你说的我可没说不过我认为这么说挺恰当Well,that,syourword,notmine,butIthinkitfits.为什么这么惊讶啊Whysosurprised?只是不知道他有朋友Well,justdidn'tknowhehadanyofthose.他来这儿有一阵子了但依然是个又大又诡异的谜He'sbeenhereawhileandisstillabig,creepymystery.他是什么来头What'shisdeal?你可能已经听说过这些事了Well,youprobablyheardthestories.当年他突然出现在地狱HeappearedinHellsuddenly,并以前无古人的速度迅速引起轰动makingasplashquickerthananyonehadeverseen.起初大家想不理会他Atfirst,peoplewantedtodismisshim,但很快便开始有地狱领主失踪而且不是那些小领主butsoonoverlordsstartedgoin,missing,andnotsmallonesneither.而是重量级人物We'retalkingheavyhitters.没人知道他们出了什么事Nooneknewwhathappenedto'em直到收音机里出现了一些奇怪的广播untilthesestrangeradiobroadcastsstartedgoingout.你能听到的只有尖叫声Allyoucouldhearwasscreams.每当有地狱领主失踪Everytimeanoverlordwentmissing,就会有一个新的声音在广播中尖叫there'dbeanewvoicescreaminginthebroadcast.这时阿♥拉♥斯托对外公布了他广播恶魔的身份That'swhenAlastorrevealedhimselfastheRadioDemon,任何人要敢招惹他andanyonethatwouldmesswithhim.我们这么说吧Well,let,sjustsay他的广播里从来不缺少新的尖叫声hisbroadcastsneverlackednewvoices.这是大多数人都知道的事不过在那些表象之下.That'sthestorymostpeopleknow,butunderneathitall.他是个友善温顺的人He,satotalsweetie.放点爵士乐倒点黑麦酒他就成了一只温顺的小猫Putonsomejazzandpouracouplefingersofrye,andhebecomesakitten!别这样看着我Stopwiththelooks.他已经有段时间没那样做过了Hehasn'tdoneanyofthatinawhile.我可以再来一杯吗CanIgetanotheroneofthese?人呢Oh,whatthefuck!所以一旦我们有证据证明获得救赎是可能的事So,oncewehavetheproofthatredemptionispossible,整个客栈都会住满想去天堂的恶魔thiswholehotelwillbefullofdemonswantingtocheckoutintoHeaven.我们只是需要更多的时间来证明这一点Wejustneedalittlemoretimetoproveit小组分享还没见效果-嘿老大Thesharingcircleshaven,tbeenworkingasfastasIhoped,Ey,Boss?能跟你说句话吗CanIhaveaword.我们真的能让它起作用butmthinkingthatwithalittlebitmorerethinkingwecanreallygetitgoing.什么事Whatisit?你我都清楚米姆兹只在有所求时才会出现YouandIbothknowMimzyonlyshowsupwhensheneedssomethin,.她是个麻烦天晓得这次她又惹了哪个恶魔Thatbitchistrouble,andwhoknowswhatkindademon才会跑来找你帮忙shefuckedwithtocomerunningtoyouthistime?我能应付得了别担心赫斯克It,snothingIcan'thandle.Don'tworryHusker.哪个心智正常的家伙会来招惹我Whointheirrightmindwouldcrossme?你离开已有段时间而且没有人知道原因Imean.you'vebeengoneawhileandit,snotlikeanybodyknowswhy.他们不需要知道Theydon'tneedtoknow.别让你那毛茸茸的脑袋操心这事了Anddon'tyouworryyourfuzzyheadaboutit.虽然我的灵魂属于你但我可不是你的宠物Youmayownmysoul,butIain'tyourfuckingpet!但你是Butyouare!Haha!自己也受人牵制还敢说大话Bigtalkforsomeonewho,salsoonaleash.你说什么Aha,whatdidyousay?没什么我.Oh,fuck!NothingI,um-这话你要再敢说一遍我就撕烂你的灵瑰Ifyoueversaythatagain,Iwilltearyoursoulapart然后广播你的尖叫声andbroadcastyourscreams给其他胆敢质疑我的无礼之徒听foreveryotherdisrespectfulwretchwhodarestoquestionme.明白了很好Understood.-Lovely.聊得真愉快朋友Goodtalk,mygoodman!叙旧总是件开心事Alwaysnicetocatchup.我们差不多把安吉尔藏♥毒♥品的地方全找到了就差一点了Andwe'vealmostbeenabletofindallofAngel'sdrugstashes.Almost.所以一旦这件事解决之后进展应该会更加顺利Sooncethat'soutofthewayitshouldbemuchsmoothersailing.这点当然挺了不起Well,thatcertainlyis,uh.is-issomething.那么你觉得怎样So.Whatdoyouthink?什么怎样-客栈啊Aboutwhat?-Thehotel.是的客栈现在看上去确实好多了Ohyes,itdoes.itdoeslookmuchbetternow,doesn'tit?但我觉得这个栏杆需要修理Yaknow,butmthinkingthisrailingneedswork,只要被人一推你就会掉出去onegoodpushandyou'djustgorightovertheedge.然后就“哎哟拜拜”了Whoopie,bye-bye.什么不是我指的是我的计划爸爸What?No,no,theplan,Dad!利用客栈来帮助罪人的计划你觉得怎么样Whatdoyouthinkaboutusingthehoteltohelpsinners?好听着你想看到人性最好的一面这我很欣赏Alright,Imean,look.Ilovethatyouwanttoseethebestinpeople,但这些罪人都是罪大恶极butthesesinners.Youknow,they'rejusttheworst我我觉得你对天堂的期望有点不太实际1,1don'tknowhowmuchyoucanrealisticallyexpectfromtheminHeaven.天堂并非你想象的那样无忧无虑Hohoooboy,Heavenisnotexactlyascarefreeasyoumightthink.是的他们有各种规矩很多规矩Yeah,theyhaverules.Lotsofrules.而且他们的思想也不是很开放Andtheyaren'tveryopenmindedasyou,dhope.这些是我们的臣民爸爸我我必须尝试一下TheseareourpeopleDad,I.Ihavetotry.夏莉我们的“臣民”都是坏人Our"people",Charlie,areawful!老天赐予了他们自♥由♥意志可你看看他们用它做了什么Theygotgiftedfreewillandlookwhattheydidwithit!一切都惨不忍&hearts音Everything'sterrible!我不想让你为这样的人冒.Ijustdon'twantyoutoputyourselfonthelineforpeopleIike-老天什么情况Geez!Whatnow?!比如现在这样Well,likethat!米姆兹Mimzy,我们知道你在里面你个卑劣的姨♥子♥Weknowyou'reinthereyoulousybitch!糟糕Oh,shit.这是怎么回事What,sgoingon?我可能在放高♥利♥贷♥的人那里惹了点麻烦Imaaaaaaaybeintroublewithsomeloanshark's我问他们借了五万块钱Imayormaynothaveborrowedfiftygrandfrom-eep!你最好给我出来-我还可能偷了一辆车Youbettercomeout.AndImayhavealsostolenacar.然后把它撞到了andcrashedit.放高♥利♥贷♥的人的女友身上但那贱♥人♥是自找的intotheloanshark'sgirlfriend.Butt