HazbinHotel《地狱客栈（2024）》第一季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
地狱客栈第一季第七集那久你的翅膀在哪里So,like,whereareyourwings?妮芙蒂我没有Niffty,Idon'thave-你有没有想过她对自己没翅膀这一点很敏感Didyoueverthinkmaybeshe,ssensitiveaboutherlackofwings,就像她没胸这事一样justlikeherlackoftits?是哦你的胸呢Yeah.Whereareyourtits?还有其他问题吗Anyotherquestions?我有一个为什么每次夏莉跟天堂谈完话Igotone.HowcomeeverytimeCharlietalkstoHeaven我们的麻烦就更大Wegetindeeperanddeepershit?这不是她的错只是那些天使都It,snotherfault.Angelsarejust-是骗子很难缠1.iars?-.difficult但夏莉在尽她最大努力ButCharlie'stryingherbest.是哦到目前为止她最大的努力的效果还真不错Yeah,well,herbestisturningoutrealwellsofar.对了无畏领袖小姐去哪儿了Andwhereismissfearlessleaderanyway?不是该执行另一个“注定失败”的计划了吗Isn'titabouttimeforanother,doomed-to-fai,plan?她在楼上She'supstairs.我相信她正在想办法呢Comingupwithsomething,msure,在我们的房♥间inourroom.独自一个人Alone.夏莉你看上去一团糟Oh,Charlie,youlookanabsolutemess.走开阿♥拉♥斯托Ugh,goaway,Alastor.哎哟哟跟整个天堂对抗Now,now,isthatanywaytoact让你所爱的每个人都遭殃之后你就这种表现afterpickingafightwithallofHeavenandanddoomingeveryoneyoulove?我心里已经够烦了不想听你这种残酷的玩笑混♥蛋♥1haveenoughonmymindwithouthearingyoursadisticideaofajoke,asshole.谁在开玩笑Who,sjoking?楼下有一群人在等着听Youhaveacaptiveaudiencedownstairswaitingtohear你接下来有什么鼓舞人心的计划呢whatkindOfinspiringperformanceyouhaveplannednext.我做不到Ugh,Ican,t.我严重辜负了大家的期望怎么还有脸面对他们HowcanIfacethemafterfailingthemallsohard?他们来这里是为了获得拯救而我给他们的只有更多的痛苦TheycameheretobesavedandallIgavethemwasmorepain.我跟地狱里最残酷的领主一样差劲mjustasbadasthecruelestOverlordinHell.或许更糟Andmaybeworse.至少他们不会到处给人不切实际的希望Atleasttheydon'tgoaroundgivingfalsehope.好吧真没想到Well,Ineverexpected你会表现出如此悲惨的自我厌恶toseesuchamiserabledisplayofself-loathingfromyou.你去死吧阿♥拉♥斯托Oh,fuckyou,Alastor.你只会一脸微笑地站在那里看着我们挣扎失败Allyoudoisstandthere,smilingwhileyouwatchusstruggleandfail.真不知道你怎么能如此享受看着别人这么痛苦1don'tknowhowyoucanenjoyallthissufferingsomuch.虽然你看到了一张笑脸Justbecauseyouseeasmile,但你并不知道笑脸背后是什么don'tthinkyouknowwhat'sgoingonunderneath.亲爱的微笑是一种很有价值的工具Asmileisavaluabletool,mydear.它能激励你的朋友让你的敌人捉摸不透Itinspiresyourfriends,keepsyourenemiesguessing,并确保无论你遇到什么困难andensuresthatnomatterwhatcomesyourway,掌握控制权的人是你you'retheoneincontrol.但我没有Butmnot.我根本什么都没掌控mthefarthestthingfromincontrol.我最信任的人多年来一直在骗我Theperson1trustmosthasbeenlyingtomeforyears.天堂不肯考虑我的计划Heavenrefusestolisten.就算他们肯我也无法证明这客栈能起作用Eveniftheydid,Ican'tprovethehotelworks.亚当有一支无敌的驱魔大军守在我们门口等着进攻AdamhasaninvincibleexorcistArmypointedrightatmydoorstep而我对这一切都无能为力andthere'snothingIcandoaboutanyofit.我知道一件你不知道的事Iknowsomethingyoudon'tknow.那些高大可怕的天使并不像看上去那样坚不可摧Thosebig,scaryangelsarenotquiteasindestructibleastheyseem.你在说什么Whatareyoutalkingabout?你跟你那支异类小分队Justthatyouandyourlittlebandofmisfits打败天使军团的可能性或许比你想象的要大mightstandmoreofachancethanyouthink.怎么打败要我做什么都行How?lldoanything.什么都行吗Anything?那我们来做个交易吧Then.let'smakeadeal.你你想要我的灵魂You.Youwantmysoul?你的灵魂Yoursoul?当然不是Heavens,no.我只需要你都个小小的忙AllIneedfromyouisoneittybittyfavor.朋友之间帮个忙总可以吧What'safavorbetweenfriends?我不会替你去伤害任何人的Iwon'thurtanyoneforyou.谁让你伤人了Who,sasking!帮一个忙时间我来定而且不涉及伤害任何人Onefavor,atatimeofmychoosing,hereyouharmnoone.作为交换我把我知道的事告诉你Inreturn,ItellyouwhatIknow.成交吗Dowehaveadeal?成交Deal.不不好No.No!来得正是时候Rightoncue!你做了什么放开她Whatdidyoudo?Lethergo!维姬别Vaggie,Stop!什么What?不夏莉千万告诉我你没那么做No,Charlie,pleasetellmeyoudidn't-我跟阿♥拉♥斯托做了笔交易ImadeadealwithAlastor.夏莉-别紧张Charlie.Oh,calmdown.她的灵魂依然属于她Shestillownshersoul.他告诉了我一件事可以挽救客栈但我们需要找人帮忙Hegavemeinfothatcansavethehotel,butwe,regoingtoneedhelp.我们可以打败天使而卡米拉是关键Theangelscanbedefeated,andCarmillaisthekey.什么卡米拉卡敏What?CarmillaCarmine?上一次大灭绝时她杀死了一个驱魔天使Shekilledanexorcistinthelastextermination.她知道怎样对天使造成伤害Sheknowshowtheycanbeharmed.但我我都不知道这是可能的But.I-Ididn,tevenknowthatwaspossible.就算你知道你会告诉我吗Ifyoudid,wouldyouhavetoldme?夏莉我.Charlie,I-我需要你去找她说服她教我们怎么做Ineedyoutogotoher,convincehertoteachus.如果她肯的话我们或许还有机会Ifshecan,wemighthaveachance.只凭我们七个人Withjustthesevenofus?不我们我们也需要人手No,we,re-ugh,we'regoingtoneednumberstoo.我知道谁能帮上忙AndIknowjustwhocanhelp.只要夏莉能保持她一贯迷人的风范就行AslongasCharliecanbehernormal,charmingself.你之前说微笑有多强大来着What'sthatyousaidaboutsmiles?好姑娘Goodgirl.夏莉我们能谈谈这事吗Charlie,canwetalkaboutthis-我们可以回头再谈眼下我们有事要做Wecantalklater.Rightnow,wehaveajobtodo.你一起吗Youwithus?阿♥拉&hearts撕托和夏莉刚刚离开了So,uh,AlastorandCharliejustleft感觉像是在逃避责任liketheywererunnin'awayfromtheirresponsibilities.我们应该惊慌吗不用Shouldwebealarmed?No.我们有个计划但需要我们跟天使对决Wehaveaplan,butitincludesdefendingourselvesagainsttheangels.你嗑药了吧Areyoufuckinghigh?天使并非不死之身Theycanbekilled没错那个带刀的女士卡米罗卡法就杀死了一个Yeah.Thatknifelady,CamaroCarflght,killedone!等等你知道这事-是啊Wait.Youknewaboutthis?Oh,yeah.几个月前我跟我们老大说过这事ItoldBossaboutitmonthsago.他什么-怎么了Hewhat?What?它们一直都会说些疯话Theysayinsaneshitallthetime.我怎么知道那居然是真的HowwasIsupposedtoknowthisonewastrue?银行账户是影子政♥府♥设的骗局Bankaccountsareascamcreatedbytheshadowgovernment.看到没See!现在的重点是我们籽有一场硬仗要打What'simportantnowisthatwe'regonnahaveafightonourhands.听着这家客栈即将成为地狱中最危险的地方1.ook,thishotel'sabouttobecomethemostdangerousplaceinHell,我们.我不能再确保你们的安全andweI.can,tguaranteeyoursafetyanymore.我还是相信夏莉的梦想能够实现IstillbelieveinCharlie'sdream.我知道这地方会起作用但你们当初来不是为了跟天使对决的Iknowthisplacecanwork.butnoneofyousignedupforthis.我要去学习如何反击等我回来的时候mgoingtogolearnhowwecanfightback.ButwhenIcomehome.如果你们已经走了我会理解的Wellllunderstand,ifnoneofyouarehere.这可真是尴尬-好的Well,thisisawkward.,Kay!食人小镇三年啊三年来我一直跟她生活在一起Threeyears.Threeyearsvebeensharingmylifewithher.什么事我都告诉她AndItellhereverything.我的希望我的梦想我的不安全感我丢人的习惯Myhopes,mydreams,myinsecurities,myembarrassinghabits.包括我喜欢哪款体香剂WhatfuckingdeodorantIlike.她竟然对我隐瞒这么重大的事Andshekeepssomethinglikethisfromme.她为什么要瞒着我她觉得我不会接受她Whywouldshelieforsolong?DoesshethinkIwouldn'taccepther?我像是那种不善理解Whataboutme,ME,saysununderstanding.不善误解不善错.misunderstanding?Disunder-等等我们这是在哪儿-食人小镇Wait,w-wherearewe?CannibalTown!我有个朋友你该认识一下There'safriendofmineIthinkyoushouldmeet.食人小镇的朋友InCannibalTown?不过这里出奇的和谐Butit,s-It's.surprisinglynicehere.可不是Isn'tit,though?这都归功于一个非常特别的人Andit'sallthankstoaveryspecialsomeone.谁没想过要把自己的第一任丈夫吃掉呢Well,whohasn'tthoughtabouteatingtheirfirsthusband?要不是因为我的第一任很难吃我肯定会吃了他Icertainlywouldhaveifhedidn'ttastesobad!罗希购物中心要不这样你把那又老又高又黑又没有胳膊的家伙带来我这里Itellyouwhat.Youbringold,tall,darkandarmlesstome,我会立马把他调♥教♥好好吗亲爱的andllstraightenthemrightout,okaysweetie?好这是我的名片Nowhere,smycardand-我的老天是我眼花了吗Ohmystars.Domyeyesdeceiveme?阿♥拉♥斯托阿♥拉&hearts撕托你最近去哪儿了Alastor?Alastor!Wherehaveyoubeen?没了你生气勃勃的身影Thesehallsreallylostsomeoftheirsparkle这大厅都失去了光彩withoutyourlivelypresenceand你带来的这位是谁呀Who'sthisyoubroughtwithyou?拜托阿♥拉&hearts撕托她对你来说也太年轻了Comenow,AlastoShe,smuchtooyoungforyou.我是开玩笑的我知道你是无性恋者Oh,mjustkidding.Iknowyou,reanaceinthehole.我是什么不过你的礼数哪儿去了先生Awhatnow?-ButwhereareyourmannersMister?给我们介绍一下吧Introduceus,whydon'tyou?对夏莉这位是罗希地狱这一头最亲切最讨人喜欢Ah,yes,Charlie.ThisisRosie.Themostdarling,delightful,anddangerousOverlord也是最危险的领主thissideofthepentagram.还是这么会说话Oh,alwayssuchacharmer.罗希我很荣幸地向你介绍And,Rosie,It'smypleasuretointroduceyou夏莉晨星公主toPrincessCharlieMorningstar,路西法的女儿地狱王座的继承人daughterofLuciferandheirtothethroneofHell.你好吗Howdoyoudo?哟真是皇家级别的惊喜啊快进来吧Well,well,isn'tthisaregalsurprise?Comein,comein.要吃点什么吗CanIofferyousomethingtoeat?我记得在这里放了一条腿msureIhavealegaroundhereorsomething.我真是没脑子像你这样苗条Oh,whatamIthinking?Smallthing,likeyou.多半很注意自己的身材You'reprobablywatchingyourfigure.要不改成好吃的小指怎么样Howaboutsomenicepinkyfingersinstead?不不用了但谢谢你的慷慨Ummmm,no,no.Thankyou,though.看看你多有礼貌啊阿♥拉♥斯托你可以跟她学学Oh,lookatyou,sopolite!Alastor,youcouldlearnathingortwo.好了坐吧Well,sitdown.Sitdown.告诉罗希阿姨我能为你做些什么TellAuntieRosiewhatshecandoforyou.阿♥拉♥斯托我有一个熟人他有八块领土Youknow,Alastor,1gotaprimoconnectonaguy却没足够的手下打理withabouteightblocksOfterritoryandnotenoughgoonstorunit.是做交易的最佳对象我的朋友Primepickingsforadealtobemade,myfriend.谢谢你的好意但我们来这里是为了别的事Iappreciatetheoffer,butwe,rehereonbusinessofanotherkind.那就快说吧Well,don'tkeepmeinsuspense.我可是个大忙人maverybusywoman.好吧你也知道.Well,asyouknow,再过一个月就到大灭绝的日子了theexterminationiscomingearly.It,11behereinamonth.他们.会先来我的客栈杀我的朋友们我Andthey'recomingformyhotelandmyfriendsfirst.andI,I,I,I,I-我们需要你的帮助Weneedyourhelp.至少请你们食人族帮忙抵挡攻击Well,yourcannibals'helpatleast,tofendofftheattack.哇你找人帮忙还真不会从小忙开始Wow!Whenyouaskafavor,youdon'tstartsmall,是吗殿下doyou,YourHighness?行了别担心我没说我不帮Oh,now,don'tfret.Ididn'tsayIwouldn'thelp,但我估计你们的计划里不光只有一群手无寸铁的食人族吧but1assumethere'smoretothisplanthanabunchofunarmedcannibals.跟他们对决时你们的人绝不会孤立Oh,yourpeoplewillbefarfromhelplesswhenwe'redonewiththem.而且说到底他们都能有机会饱餐一顿Andbytheend,theywillbeabletoeattheirfill!如果是那样的话没问题Well,inthatcase,sure.有何不可真的Whynot?-Really?我能说什么呢Y头我很欣赏你的勇气WhatcanIsay?Ilikeyourmoxie,girl.而且阿♥拉♥斯托从没亏待过我AndoldAlastorhasneverdonemewrongbefore.谢谢谢谢你太谢谢rOh,thankyou.Thankyou.Thankyou.卡敏我们需要谈谈Carmine!Carmine,weneedtospeak.我知道你在大灭绝那天做了什么1knowwhatyoudidonexterminationday.我可以进去跟你谈也可以在这外面大声说出来Wecantalkaboutitinside,orIcanyellaboutitouthere.选择开门就对了Fuckin'rightyouopenthatdoor.有人吗Hello?你有两分钟时间说服我为什么不该杀你灭口Youhave2minutestoconvincemenottosilenceyouforgood.卡敏小姐我来这里MissCarmine,mhereonappointmentfromtheprincess是代表公主招募你在大灭绝那天一起保卫地狱的toenlistyouraidinthedefenseofHellfromtheangelicextermination.我们知道你杀死了一个天使我们需要知道怎么杀Weknowanangelfellatyourhandsandweneedtoknowhow.不行，不行是什么意思No!-Whatdoyoumean,no?地狱公主少拿公主压我TheprincessofHell-Meansnothingtome.你得给出更好的理由才行Youhavetodobetterthanthat.还有90秒90seconds.如果你把知道的告诉我们我们就不会无助地看着Withyourknowledge,wewouldn'thavetohelplesslystandbywhile-显然无助的人不是我ClearlyIamnotthehelplessonehere.80秒80seconds.那为什么呢为什么不用这种能力去战斗呢Well,thenwhy?Whywouldn'tyouusewhatyouknowtofight?为了避免Toavoid你和你的小朋友现在面临的问题theveryproblemyouandyourlittlefriendsarefacingrightnow.我不想引灭顶之灾进我家门危及我的家人Iwillnotinvitedestructionintomyhouse,onmypeople.你以为我们想这样吗Youthinkweaskedforthis?夏莉所做的只是尝试改善现状AllCharliehaseverdoneistrytomakethingsbettertohelpherpeoplewho,帮助她的臣民让你知道一下也包括你的家人newsflash,includeyourpeopletoo.那她的尝试结果如何呢Andhowexactlyhasthatworkedoutforher?45秒45seconds.我们没选择战斗可如今战火烧到了跟前Wedidn'tpickthefight,butit'sherenow.而且灭了我们之后还会继续燃烧Andtheyaren'tgoingtostopwithus.你没看到他们首领的表情Youdidn'tseethelookontheirleader'sface.没了我们的阻拦他们来杀你们其他人只是早晚的事Withusoutoftheway,it'sonlyamatteroftimebeforetheycome不把整个地狱全部消灭他们是不会罢休的fortherestofyou.Theywon'tstopuntilallofHelliswipedout,所以你可以选择这一次跟我们一起作战soyoucanhelpusmakeastandheretogether,或者下一次独自作战oryoucanstandalonetomorrow.你觉得到时候你的胜算会有多大Andwhatdoyouthinkyourchanceswillbethen?时间到You'reoutoftime.天使的攻击迅速恶毒而且毫不留情Angelsattackquickly,viciously,andwithoutmercy.你的防守得更强才行You'llneedtodefendbetterthanthat食人族的男女老少到广场集♥合♥CannibalsandCannibettes,assembleinthesquare.好了亲爱的要知道为了我的客户我什么都愿意做Now,darling,youknowIwoulddoanything,anythingformyclients,但我无法命令整个食人小镇跟随其他人去打仗butIcan'texactlycommandallofCannibalTowntofollowsomeoneelseintobattle.别误解我的意思他们喜欢居♥杀♥和流血Now,don'tgetmewrong,theylovecarnageandbloodshed,但要让这群人帮你你必须赢得他们的支持才行buttogetthisgroupintoline,yougottowin'emover.大家静一静我们要开个重要会议Settlein!Settlein!Importantmeeting.但我该如何ButhowdoI-凭你的生气魅力还有你那吸引人的勇气Withsparkle!Razzmatazzandthatohsoappealingmoxieofyours.应该不是问题Shouldn'tbeaproblem.激励别人一向都是你最拿手的事It,snotlikeyou'veeverfailedtoinspirebefore.好提醒你一下这帮人很团结Now,fairwarning.Thisgroupstickstogether.所以要想说服他们中的任何一个人就得说服他们所有人Soinordertoconvinceanyofthem,you'llneedtoconvinceallofthem.而且有一个人尤其重要Andthere'soneinparticular苏珊她有点像个Uuuugh,Susan.-Susan,who'sabitofan.uh-脾气暴躁的老贱♥货♥-没错Orneryoldbitch?-That!她是根硬骨头但若羸得她的支持剩下的就好办多了She'stough,butwinheroverandtherestwillbeeasyaspie.准备好了吗-算是吧Ready?-1guess.各位今晚我们有一位非常特别Everyonewehaveaveryspecial,非常尊贵的客人veryroyalguestthisevening!请大家用沾满鲜血的双手鼓掌欢迎夏莉公主PleaseputyourbloodyhandstogetherforPrincessCharlie!把话筒还给罗希Booooo!BringRosieback!这就是苏珊正是Susan?Susan.抱歉Sorry.好我叫夏莉Uh,okay,uh,myname'sCharlie,and.我们在经营一家客栈-滚下台去Well,1runthishotelwithmypart.-Getoffthestage我和我的伴.另一个人-贵族嫉♥子♥youbluebloodbitch!-.wellsomeoneand.等等让我重新来过Wait,letmestartover.天使要来了-我们不关心什么客栈Wedon'tgiveashitaboutsomehotel.所以我们需要帮助趁我还没吃掉你的眼睛快离开AngelsarecomingtokillusallandWeneedhelpdefendingourrealm,leavebeforeIeatthosebigasseyesofyours.如果你们肯帮忙我们就有滚卜台去So-we,uh.weneedyourhelp-Boo!Getoff表演才能哪儿去了巧妙的技巧哪儿去了Withyourassistance,wecanmakeastandfor-Where,stheshowmanship?-I.Ihaveadream.真是庸人一个Where,sallthefinesse?Fuckinmediocre!-andI你去死吧老贱♥货♥FuckYou!Youoldbitch!好吧我们休息一下稍后回来Okay!we'llbebackafterabriefintermission.可恶Fuck!拜托你这是要干吗Comeon,whatisthis?你想让我教你怎么打败天使Youwantmetoteachyouhowtobeatangels?这就是在教你That'swhatmdoing.把我打得屁滚尿流也算教我不习惯留着长发打架Bybeatingtheshitoutofme?mnotusedtofightingwithlonghair.我在向你展示你自己打斗风格中的缺陷Byshowingyoutheflawsinyourownfightingstyle.你还有你那些姐妹Yoursandallyoursisters1.等等你知道我是驱魔天使怎么会Wait.youknowmanexorcist?How?你的一只眼睛是个巨大的“X”而且手里挥舞着天使之矛YouhaveagiantXoveryoureyeandwieldanangelicspear.猜起来并不难It,snotrocketscience.在你发现我的事之前你知道天使能被伤害吗Beforeyoufoundoutaboutme,didyouknowangelscouldbeharmed?不知道No.这一点从你的打斗中就能看得出来Thatshowsinhowyoufight.你每次挥舞长矛胸前就门户大开Youleaveyourselfopenwitheveryswing.你打斗时就像不担心自己会受伤样这就是你要利用的地方Youfightlikesomeoneunafraidofharm,andthisiswhatyou'lltakeadvantageof.天使不用盾牌几平不♥穿♥铠甲Angelswieldnoshields,littlearmor出招轻率毫不考虑后果andfightwithrecklessabandon.攻他们这里这里还有这里Strikethemhere,here,andhere.用什么攻你的什么秘密武器吗Withwhat?Somesecretweaponofyours?傻Y头你不至于这么笨吧Stupidgirl,areyoureallysodense你没意识到自己手里就抓着答案youdon'trealizeyou'reholdingtheanswer?天使的武器这么简单Angelicweapons?It,sthatsimple?怎么没其他人想到这一点呢Howhasnooneelsefiguredthisout?天使之钢并不常见Angelicsteelisn'tcommon,而有天使之钢的人又不会去试它能否伤害驱魔天使andthosewhohaveitaren,texactlyrushingofftotestitagainstexorcists.但上一次大灭绝时我和女儿们被逼入了绝境WhenmydaughtersandIwerecorneredinthatlastextermination我试图拖住他们好让女儿们逃跑Itriedtobuytimeformygirlstoflee,andwell.如果自己不配有天使的武器就称不上天使武器的军♥火♥商youdon'tbecomeanangelicarmsdealerwithoutarmingyourselffirst.我发现你被憎恶奴役?Iseeyou'redrivenbyyourdetestation每一招都充满了敌意?Youreverystepisstokedwithanimus?你需要不同类型的动力?Youneedadifferenttypeofmotivation?否则你无法应付这个问题?Orthere'snowaythatyoucanhandlethis?我知道你渴望复仇维姬?Iknowyou'rethirstin'forvengeanceVaggie?你是为报复而出击?You'reoutforblood?但只有为爱而战才是你的契机?Butyou'llonlystandachanceifyou'reoutforlove?为爱而战?Outforlove?为了爱?Love?想想你在乎的人?Thinkofwhoyoucareabout?保护他们为爱而战?Protectthemandbeout?Forlove?为了爱?Love?只要你是在为爱而战你会不惜赤手搏斗?You'regonnafightwithoutgloveslongas?You,reoutforlove?想想谁是你活下去的理由?Fuelyourselfwiththefearoflosin,?让害怕失去的恐惧填满心头?Thatsomebodywho'syourreasontolive?把这个当作动力你就会不由自主地选择?Harnessyourheartandyoucan'thelp
