AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第二季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeComeon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJaketheDogAndFinntheHuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#Thefunwillneverend#效忠国王求你们快救救我Saveme,FinnandJake.求你们快救救我Saveme,FinnandJake.正在救了啦Weare.求你们快救救我Saveme,FinnandJake.她干吗一直重复这句话？Whydoesshekeepsayingthat?可能是被关到发疯了1thinkshestraumatized,dude.别担心公主Dontworry,princess,我们会救你出去的weregonnagetyououtofhere.什么声音？Whatwasthat?亲爱的你还好吗？Darling,areyouallright?我好像听到IthoughtIhearda.我知道怎么回事了Iseewhathappened.她跟我分手了Shebrokeupwithme!你真是大错特错小姐Itsyourmistake,missy!冰霸王才不在乎Thisicekingsgonnabefine!她为什么离开我？Whydidsheleave?我在监牢里放了很多小玩意儿Iputsomuchcoolstuffinherlittleprison.好了老小了振作点Comeon,oldboy,keepittogether.搞不好她会打给我Maybeshecalledme!拜托Please.没有新留言Nonewmessages?这是她平常上厕所的地方Thisiswheresheusedtodoherbusiness.这张脸我看都看烦了Imsotiredoflookingatthisface.还不错Notbad.接着再做些健美运动Andnowforsomehealthyexercise.我已经走出情伤了Imforgettingaboutthatsillyoldbreak-upalready!好了来飞吧Allright,letsfly!大傻瓜没胡子就飞不起来Youfool!Youcantflywithoutyourbeard.我要一辈子单身了Imgoingtobealoneforever.你好Hi!美丽的公主Beautifulprincess.不好意思突然跟你搭话Excusemeforapproachingyou,sir.你好有亲和力Youjustseemsoapproachable.怪了通常我的脸会把人吓跑Thatsfunny,usuallymylooksputpeopleoff.有人付钱请你来吗？Issomeonepayingyoutodothis?我想多了解你Tellmeaboutyourself.说实话没什么好谈的Theresnotmuchtotell,really.我在当国王Imaniceking.好国王？Aniceking?不是你听错了No,dear,youmisheardme.我不是好国王Imnotaniceking,Ima.我是Ima.超级好国王Areallyniceking.而且我单身AndImsingle!我的天啊Oh,mygosh!你猜怎样？黏轴公主在公园Yeah,guesswhat?SlimePrincessisinthepark.她正在跟新好国王说话Andshes,like,talkingtoanewniceking.他单身没有结婚Andhesliketotallysingle.还有不要说出去Bythewaydonttellanybody!一来了个新国王一等不及认识他了Theresanewkingintown.-1can'twaittomeethim.我跟你说好帅He,ssohandsome,mtellingyou.-出现了一个新国王一超有型的There'sanewking.-He'ssobeautiful.我就说别烦他们了AndIwaslike,Leavethemalone!他说有本事就来啊Andhewaslike,Makeme!我就说好AndIwaslike,Okay!然后他惨叫我的头"Andthenhewaslike,Argh!Myhead!老皮你在干吗？Dude,whatareyoudoing?我在搜寻信♥号♥♥Imjusttryingtogetasignal.好像哇赛秘境的每个人都在打电♥话♥ItslikeeveryoneinOooisontheirphonesorsomething.讨厌Aw,man.一你们两个一有看到新Haveyouguysseenthenew好国王吗？NiceKing?一好国王？一对Niceking?-Yeah,他单身hessingle.他是我们的Andhesours.赶快给我们闪开Nowgetoutofourway!讨厌这卜.要把这只青蛙赶出它的新家Man,nowwegottakickthatfrogoutofhisnewhome.不用给它住好了Nah,lethimkeepit.如果来了个人很好的新国王Hey,iftheresanewkingandhesnice.我们应该去效劳一下weshouldofferourservices.用探险活宝的方式FinnandJakestyle.好国王看过来NiceKing,Iookieoverhere.公主们我待会儿再跟你们单独见面1.adies!Illhavetimetomeetyouindividuallylater.拜托不要再扭了Pleasejuststopsquirming.但是这好像在坐牢Butthislookslikeaprison.坐牢？别开玩笑了Pris.Dontberidiculous.这是等候室别再扭了Itsawaitingroom.Stopsquirming.好国王NiceKing!-NiceKing!阿宝跟老皮你们休想活捉我FinnandJake!Youllnevertakemealive!你是好国王对吧？YouretheNiceKing,right?对我怎么老是忘记Oh,yeah.Ikeepforgettingthat.那么我们想为您效劳Well.wewillhonorandserveyou!一效劳？对当你的好骑士Serveme?-Yeah.WewanttobeyourNiceKnights.听起来不错Soundsnice.以我的善良之杖我任命你们为Withmyrodofniceness,Idubtheetwo好骑上myNiceKnights.我们是骑士了Yay!Wereknights!漂亮Nice.你要好骑士去对付谁？WhodoyouwantustoNiceKnightsagainst?好国王我爱你NiceKing,Iloveyou!我说过我爱歌♥剧吗？DidItellyouIliketheopera?但你不爱的话我也不爱Butifyoudont,Ihateit!一好国王一够了NiceKing!-Please!我想跟我的好骑士说说话ImtryingtotellmyNiceKnightssomething!过来Comehere.好国王现在的主要敌人ThemainenemytotheNiceKingrightnow.就是他混乱的爱情生活isthedisorganizationofhislovelife.这什么意思？Well,whatdoyoumean?现在就连丑女也混在里面了Theuglyonesareallmixedupwiththeotherones!我要你去把她们分类一下Ineedyoutocatalogthemorsomething.可是我们的专长是打怪Butwepunchmonsters.等我选好了新娘你们就能去打怪了AfterIchoosemybride,thenyoucangopunchthemonsters.管理你的仰慕者？Managingadmirers?我们试试看Wellgiveitatry.我们问点简单的1.etsmoveontosomethingeasier.你喜欢鼓吗？Doyoulikedrums?我应该喜欢吗？AmIsupposedto?她在闪避问题Shesdodgingthequestion.你喜欢会魔法的男人吗？Areyoufondofmenwithmagicalabilities?我现在很紧张Imreallynervousrightnow.我只想认识好国王Ijustreallywanttomeetaniceking.你可以回等候室了公主Youcangobacktothewaitingroomnow,maam!我搞砸了对不对？Iscreweditup,didntI?我们做得不错IthinkWedidagoodjob.我觉得让公主哭不太好Idontfeelgoodmakingaprincesscry.这不是骑士该做的事Thisisnothowknightsaresupposedtoact.阿宝骑士就是要效忠国王的Finn,knightsareloyaltotheirking.我不确定耶Imstillnotsure.好效忠国王就对了1.oyaltytotheking!那准没错Cantarguewiththat!好骑士乌龟公主要离开了Hey,NiceKnights!TurtlePrincessisabouttowalkoutthatdoor.我跟她说我很喜欢她Itoldherthat1likeheralot.但我其实不太喜欢她butIreallydontlikeherallthatmuch.你们可以帮我说吗？Couldyouguysbreakitoffforme?好国王现在并不想找女朋友TheNiceKingisnotlookingforarelationshiprightnow.你快闪人吧Getoutofhere!他还没准备好定下来Hesjustnotreadyforarelationship!好一切搞定Allright!Wedidit,dude!我觉得很过意不去Ifeelterrible.我要跟好国王谈一谈IneedtotalktotheNiceKingaboutthis.好你们继续绕圈圈Yes!Keepwalkinginacircle.好国王可以跟你谈一下吗？NiceKing,mayIspeakwithyouforamoment?公主们我有事要跟骑上谈一谈Princesses,Imustspeaktomyknightinprivate.你们回笼子里去吧Goon,backintoyourcage.再见好国王Bye,NiceKing.-Bye,NiceKing.什么事啊？Whatsup,knight?我不喜欢这样对待公主Idontliketreatingprincessesthisway.我不想再这样做了Idontwanna.Idontwanttodothisanymore.你的忠诚动摇了？Yourloyaltyisinquestion?不是这样Itsnotthat.我只是觉得应该要好好对待公主Itsjustprincessesaresupposedtobetreatedwithniceness.你是在暗示我不是一个好国王吗？AreyouimplyingthatImnottheNiceKing?你有毛病啊？Whatswrongwithyou?我来了Hey,Imhere!阿宝快赶她走Finn,getridofher.什么？我才不要What?No,man!她又吵身材又超肿Shestooloudandlumpy.我喜欢不肿的公主Ilikesmoothprincesses.不肿Smooth.我也可以不肿Icanbesmooth.阿宝把我的肿块打掉一什么？Finn,punchoutmylumps.-What?他想怎样我就变怎样Icanbewhateverhewants!我可以改变Icanchange!我不能打公主Icantpunchaprincess!阿宝快打她Finn,justpunchher!让我看看她不肿是什么样1.etmeseewhatshelookslikesmooth.对打我Yes!Hitme!对不起肿泡泡公主Imsorry,LumpySpacePrincess.我下不了手Ijustcantpunchyou.真的假的？Areyouserious?算了我自己来Fine,Illdoitmyself.一公主不要一等一下好骑士Princess,no!-Waitaminute,NiceKnight.看她能做到什么地步1.etsseewhatshecando.怎久样美丽吗？There,howsthat?Better?不行我不喜欢她No.Idontlikeher.这都是你的错阿宝Thisisallyourfault,Finn!国王对不起我真的做不下去了King,Imsorry.Ijustcantdothisanymore.殴打公主让人心碎Punchingprincesses,breakinghearts.似乎一点都不好Itdoesntseemniceatall.你给我小心点好骑上Youreonthinice,NiceKnight!一糟糕了一什么高？Thejigisup.-Whatjig?我现在想跳舞跳很高Myjigisup!Uphigh!这是高山舞Itsahighlandjig.我要给你一个新任务AndIhaveanewassignmentforyou.跟骑士有关的任务Onewithmoreknight-relatedstuff.非常重要Veryimportant.太棒了是什么？Awesome!Whatisit?可恶的冰霸王偷了我的刮胡刀TheIceKingstolemyrazor.你偷偷进入充满陷阱的冰堡去帮我拿Sneakintohistrap-filledicecastleandretrieveit.千万别看柜子里洗衣袋后面的鞋盒Anddontlookthroughtheshoebox.thathekeepsbehindthelaundrybaginthecloset.一什么？一叫你去就去What?-Thosearemyorders!好出这种任务才对Yes!Finallysomethingknight-like!准备好了冰露王来战斗吧Getready,IceKing!Forbattle!-Getready,IceKing!Forbattle!一旦有了刮胡刀AndonceIhavemyrazor.我就可以选一队老婆军队Icanselectmyelitearmyofwives统治这个世界andtakeovertheworld!老皮看看这些毛发Jake.Lookatallthishair.冰霸王把背毛剃光光了吗？DidtheIceKingshavehisbackorsomething?好国王的刮胡刀TheNiceKingsrazor!老皮你看看Jake,look,checkthisout.别紧张是我Relax,dude,itsjustme.你看起来好像冰霸王YoulookjustliketheIceKing.我也是AndsodoI!这些胡须会让大家都像冰霸王ThesewhiskerswouldmakeanyonelookliketheIceKing.对好国王也是Yeah!EventheNiceKing.好国王就是冰霸王TheNiceKingistheIceKing!那些公主看上这张脸哪一点？Whatdothoseprincessesseeinthisface?希望能继续下去IhopeIcankeepthisgoing.还有好多公主要见Somanyprincessestomeet.胡须Whiskers!现在不能够长胡须Icantbegrowingwhiskersnow!我还没挑到想娶的老婆IhaventpickedwhoIwanttomarryme!好国王NiceKing!找到被偷的刮胡刀了吗？Didyouretrievemystolenrazor?是的还有这个Yeah,andalsothis!我的胡子我是说那是什么？Mybeard!Imean.whatisthat?他还在装傻Heknowswhatitis.去修理他1.etsgethim,Jake!等等我们不会让你们打好国王Stop!WerenotgonnaletyoubeatuptheNiceKing.他不是好国王他是冰霸王HesnottheNiceKingjhestheIceKing!我们才不相信你Wedontbelieveyou!天啊这些女人想结婚想疯了Man,theseladiesreallywannagetmarried.老皮我们不能打公主Jake,wecantbeatupprincesses!别紧张躲到耳朵盾牌后面Relax,dude.Justgetbehindmyearshield.等等我飞不起来Wait.Icantfly.我来帮你1.etmehelpyou!不要等等No,wait!去飞吧你这骗子Nowfly,youliar!公主们1.adies.我再处理掉就好了Icanshaveitoffagain.等你们变胖了我可以再长回来Whenyougetfat,Illgrowitback!真是千钧一发Now,thatswhatIcallacloseshave.待续谢谢观赏