Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公遗失影子世界然后在1972年Andthenin1972德古拉忘了把棉绒从烘干机里取出来Draculaforgottotakelintoutofthedryer.于是现在Andthatiswhy现烤热披萨youcannowgetfresh,hotpizza都能在25分钟以内送货上门deliveredtoyourdoorin25minutesorless.没错天才叔公Sure,UncleGrandpa.对啊好一听就很真Yeah.Okay.Soundsreal.披萨到rPizza'shere!我去拿llgetit!快来看大格Checkthisout,bigg.影子狗Shadowdog!我试试看1.etmetry.早安Goodmorning.披萨披萨叔公有个披萨Pizza,pizza,grandpa'sgotapizza!不住手住手No!Stop!Stop!你什么毛病叔公What'sgottenintoyou,UncleG?我们只是在做手影玩We'rejustmakingshadowpuppets.你们难道不知道玩手影Don'tyouknowthatplayingwithshadows会引来暗影恶魔吗canattracttheshadowdemon?你确定你又没胡说八道了Yousurethisisn'tanotheroneofyourtalltales?是真的Iswear!绝对不能让暗影恶魔Youdonotwanttheshadowdemon掳走你们的影子totakeawayyourshadow.如果你们的影子消失了Ifyourshadowdisappears你们也会消失youdisappear!我的腿就是这么没的That'showIlostmylegs.你的腿还在天才叔公You'renotmissingyourlegs,UncleGrandpa.你们不明白必须要住手Youdon'tunderstand!Youhavetostop!好好我们不玩了Okay,okay!Westopped!别急Relax.格斯先生听见叔公的话了吧Mr.Gus,youheardUncleG别玩手影了兄弟quittheshadowgame,bro.我没在玩That'snotme.暗影恶魔Shadowdemon.快跑Run!别让他掳走你的影子Don'tlethimgetyourshadow!暗影先生乖NiceMr.Shadow.退后不不不不不不不Standback!No,no,no,no,no,no,no!刚才真是好险啊Man,thatwasacloseone.我的天啊你的头Oh,mygosh!Yourhead!还有你的胳膊Andyourarms!看来确实有暗影恶魔天才叔公Youwererightaboutthatshadowthing,UncleGrandpa.就这样rThat'sit.披萨史蒂夫举重的口子结束了PizzaSteve'sweightliftingdaysareover.我完蛋了mfinished.暗影紧急情况到来了Thisisashadowemergency.不好意思MC哈默先生Excuseme,Mr.Mchammer.我需要你帮帮我们mgonnaneedyourhelp.哈默出马Hammertime!锤子使用锤子击碎玻璃谢谢Thanks.我们要去暗影世界We,regoingtotheshadowworld拿回你们的影子碎片togetyourshadowpiecesback.这是遗失影子世界Thisisthelandofthelostshadows暗影恶魔偷来的东西都到这来了everythingtheshadowdemonhaseverstolengoeshere.等等什么Wait,what?怎么回事What'sgoingon?只要找到你们缺失的影子部位Oncewefindyourmissingshadowparts你们就可以恢复原状了youguyswillbebacktoyourgoodoldselves.我一直在找这个呢Iwaswonderingwherethiswent!那个坏暗影恶魔偷了格拉迪斯的身体ThatnastyshadowdemonstoleGladis'body.还给你格拉迪斯Hereyougo,Gladis.飞吧Befree!谁想来收集影子呢Now,whowantstocollectsomeshadows?来看看1.et'sseehere.好天才叔公现在要干什么Okay,UncleGrandpa.Sowhatdowedonow?交给我来格斯先生Justleaveittothis,Mr.Gus.我很快就能找到你遗失的影子llfindyourmissingshadowslickety-split.还能难到哪去呢Imean,howhardcoulditbe?不是不是Nope.Nope.不对不是不是不是Nah.Nope.Nope.Nope.不对不是不是错Nah.Nope.Nope.No.找到了Gotit!这是你掉的头格斯先生Here'stherestofyourhead,Mr.Gus.感觉如何So,whatdoyouthink?不好Notgood.快看这边披萨史蒂夫1.ookhere,PizzaSteve!我找到你胳膊了Ifoundyourarms!不对No.真是的Aw,man.大家别怕我绝对不会放弃Don'tworry,guys.Ipromisenottogiveup.那这个呢Howaboutthis?好Yes!再试一次Tryagain.你真酷我爱你生日快乐不对No!下一个Next.不对No.不对No!不对No!其实还挺可爱的Well,actually,theseareprettysweet.你疯了吗Youcrazy?不不不不不彳、No!No,no,no,no,no!No!不对等等你找到了天才叔公No.Wait,youdidit.UncleGrandpa!我又能看见东西了非常谢谢你Icansee!Thankyousomuch!谢谢你Thankyou!你样子挺帅的格斯先生Youlookgreat,Mr.Gus!不错快看看自己什么样Nicework.Checkyourselfout.是吗好吧Yeah?Okay.好耶太帅了Aw,yeah.Lookinggood.怎么Whatthe-天才叔公你觉得这像是我的头吗UncleGrandpa,doesthislooklikemyheadtoyou?是吗Yes?这是鱼头快换回来It,sadangfishhead!Changeitback!我的天啊Geewhiz.已经尽力帮恐龙解围了Imean,youtrytohelpadinosaurout.压根不可能Thisisimpossible.我没还能不能要回身体来Areweevergonnagetourbodiesback?非常抱歉msorry,guys.我应该不是很能Iguessmnotdoingaverygoodjob找回你们的影子findingyourshadows.没关系天才叔公Ifsokay,UncleGrandpa.我们都知道你尽力了Weknowyou'redoingyourbest.不对你打一开始就是对的No.Youwererightthefirsttime.你就是低能You'redoingahorriblejob.谢谢大家Thanks,guys!你们挺会说好话让我好受点了Youalwaysknowwhattosaytomakemefeelbetter.要是找到了暗影恶魔Youknow,Ibetifwefindtheshadowdemon找回你们影子的可能性就更大了we,llhaveabetterchanceoffindingyourshadows.而且有样迹象表明Andsomethingtellsme他就在这座山的山顶上he,satthetopofthismountain.是吗为什么这么说Oh,yeah?Whatmakesyousaythat?差不多就是能感应山来这种东西Youjustsortofdevelopasenseforthisstuff.放心迟早你也能感应Don'tworry.You'llgetitsomeday.暗影恶魔往这走格斯先生Mr.Gus.怎么了天才叔公Whatisit,UncleGrandpa?比我想的还要难ThisisharderthanIthought.都不知道能不能登顶Idon'tknowifwe,regoingtomakeit.要是没法登顶Ifwedon'tmakeit我想要你们两个知道我爱你们IwantyoutobothknowIloveyou.我也爱你天才叔公Iloveyou,too,UncleGrandpa.对不起我老是那么暴躁msorrymalwayssogrumpy.有时候我就是不太会自我表达Ijustdon'tknowhowtoexpressmyselfsometimes.我也对不起msorry,too.你们就是一点都不知道Youguyswillneverreallyknow我到底有多超神justhowawesomeIreallyam.我不想不知道不想Idon'twanttonotknow.Idon,t格斯先生Mr.Gus!怎么了天才叔公Whatisit,UncleGrandpa?你能不能直接走那部扶梯Wouldyouratherusetheescalator?什么扶梯Whatescalator?就在那边It'srightoverthere.真是的Comeon,man!我先前被困在扶梯上面过Igotstuckononeoftheseonce.大家都知道Weknow.我们到了We'rehere!格斯先生格斯先生快看这个Mr.Gus,Mr.Gus!Lookatthis.开什么玩笑我大半个头都没了Areyouserious?Halfmyheadismissing!因为头就在这里That's'causeit'srighthere.披萨史蒂夫的胳膊也在这里AndPizzaSteve'sarms,too.太棒了That'sgreat!快拿上赶紧走吧1.et'sgetthemandgetoutofhere.明白了格斯先生要潜行Igotyou,Mr.Gus.Sneaky,sneaky.他就会说等等怎么回事He'llbealllike,"wait,what'shappening?*'等等怎么回事Wait,what'shappening?格斯Gus!他要捏爆我He'sgonnaputthesqueezeonme.不要Oh,no!没事吧叔公Howyoudoing,UncleG?好了现在应该Allright,Ithinkit'stime要让我大显身手了forthebigdogstocomeoutandplay.就这公干1.et'sdothis.准备好看我耍花脚Getreadyforsomefancyfootwork.倒要来快看这位暗影1.et'sseehowshadowfacehere有多喜欢缠上likestanglingwith.小兔子Thebunny.就当是你没打败他Itakeityoudidn'tbeathim.才不是我制♥服♥他了Nah,man.Igothim.刚刚超神Itwasawesome.好了我也来试试看Allright.Imightaswellgiveitatry.你给我过来Comehere,you-我们唯一的机会是齐心协力打败他Ouronlychanceistoworktogethertostophim.可是要怎么办Buthowcanwedothat?我们的身体部位都还没接回来Wedon'tevenhaveourbodypartsbackyet.这话不对我们团队合作绝对能行No.Iwon'thearit!Wecandoitwithteamwork!要记住“团队合作“没铲我”字Remember-there'sno"i,'in"teamwork."格斯先生Mr.Gus.“团队合作"真没有“我”字吗Thereisn,tan"i"in"teamwork,"isthere?对天才叔公里面没有No,UncleGrandpa.Thereisn,t.行好Okay,good.你们还会被我的话打动吗AreyoustillmotivatedbywhatIsaid就算我不知道“团队合作”怎么写eventhoughIcan'tspell"teamwork"?会的Sure.好行Okay,good.太好了那就开始吧Oh,yeah!Let,sdothis.使出团队合作Withteamwork!团我合作好来解决掉他Allright,let'sfinishhimoff.锤F出马It'shammertime.大家团队合作不错Hey,guys,niceteamwork.我信任你们对吧格拉迪斯Ibelieveinyou!Right,Gladis?好耶Yeah!不Nooooo!头给你格斯先生Here'syourhead,Mr.Gus.天啊我又完整了Oh,boy!mwholeagain!谢谢天才叔公Thanks,UncleGrandpa.还有你的胳膊披萨史蒂夫Andyourarms,PizzaSteve.干得漂亮叔公Goodjob,UncleG!我的腿也回来了AndIgotmylegsback.格斯先生你收到我短♥信♥了吗Mr.Gus,didyougetmytext?没No.我再发一遍1.etmesenditagain.那现在呢Howaboutnow?你没事吧天才叔公Youokay.UncleGrandpa?我现在急需喝杯咖啡Isurecoulduseacoffeerightaboutnow.我知道有家不错的咖啡店Iknowagreatcoffeejoint.那边咖啡煮得很慢Theyslow-brewitthere不过多等会儿还是值得butit'stotallyworththewait.出发吧1.et'sgo!小费请来一杯慢煮咖啡Oneslowbrew,please.零钱不用找了Keepthechange.一杯慢煮咖啡Oneslowbrew.你们就不用等我了Youguysdon'thavetowaitforme.露营车上再见llmeetyoubackattherv.好Okay.已经一阵子了Thisistakingawhile.格斯先生说这咖啡煮得慢Well,Mr.Gusdidsayitwasslow-brewed.也许应该多等一会儿MaybeIshouldwaitalittlelonger.停业莓好好酸奶全新手♥机♥盛大复业不好意思Sorrytobotheryou我先前点了一杯小份咖啡butIorderedasmallcoffeeawhileago.什么时候点的Whenwasthat?大概四百年前吧About,uh,400yearsago.咖啡好不好喝天才叔公Howdoyoulikethatcoffee,UncleGrandpa?等得很值得Itwastotallyworththewait.真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
