Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公还书风波小鸭子农场小鸭子给番茄浇完了水Andwhenliduckyfinishedwateringthetomatoes便叫嘎嘎hewent,"quack,quack!"小猪便叫哼哼Andthepiggywent,"oink,oink!"牛妈妈叫起了眸Andmamacowwasall,',moo!然后农场里所有动物都长生不老了Andthenalltheanimalsonthefarmlivedforever.讲完了Theend.小鸭子农场越看越好看"Liducky'sfarm"getsbettereverytime.对吧格斯先生Don'tit,Mr.Gus?天才叔公你现在应该UncleGrandpa,Ithinkit,stime去图书馆把书还回去了youreturnedthatbooktothelibrary.要还小鸭了农场Return"liducky,sfarm?!"给个合适的理由Givemeonegoodreason.你已经连续看了三百遍了Youjustreadit300timesinarow.并且社区里一定也会有不少孩子Also,msurethereareplentyofchildreninthecommunity很想看那本书里的故事whowouldlovetoreadthatstory.理由挺合适Well,that'saprettygoodreason.弹出公共图书馆还书处需要帮忙吗先生CanIhelpyou,sir?好Yeah.我要归还这本书mjustreturningthisbook.先生这本书已经逾期一周了Sir,thisbookisaweekoverdue.对那又怎么了Yeah.So,what?逾期费总共So,thelatefeeis.一毛二12cents.一毛二12cents?!一毛二12cents.我的天啊Geez,Louise.先失陪一下Excusemeforonemoment.天啊天啊天啊Oh,man,oh,man,oh,man.我得上哪去取一毛二WheretheheckamIgonnagetmyhandson12cents?会害我坐牢的They'llthrowmeinjail.要是我能穿越时空IfonlyIcouldtravelbackintime叫自己提前一周把书还回去就好了andtellmyselftoreturnthatbookaweekearlier.等等还真能Wait.Ican!有我可靠的时光机手表就行了Withmytrustytimemachinewatch.这可是我明年的圣诞礼物IgotitasagiftnextChristmas.目的地两周前Destinationtwoweeksago.两周前然后拖拉机叫Andthenthetractorwent轧轧轧轧轧',chugga,chugga,chugga,chugga,chugga!"天才叔公必须马上把书UncleGrandpa,wegottogetthatbook归还给图书馆backtothelibraryrightnow!不行我还没看完呢Noway!mnotdonewithityet.话说回来你算什么人Whodoyouthinkyouare,anyway?我是来自未来的你如果你不听我话myoufromthefuture,andifyoudon'tlistentome我们就会背负逾期费rwe'regonnahavealatefeeonourhands.谢谢提醒不过这书一周后才到期Thanks,buttheduedate'sstillawholeweekaway.好这样的话Oh,well,inthatcase就一起来看小鸭了吧weshouldread"lil,ducky"together.好Okay.两周后小鸭子越看越好看"Liducky"getsbettereverytime.我知道对吧Iknow.Right?最好现在就去归还给图书馆Well,webettergetthisthingbacktothelibrarynow.对啊我都忘了Oh,right.Iforgotaboutthat.抱歉这本书已经逾期一周了Sorry,butthisbookisaweekoverdue.逾期费总共一毛二Thelatefeeis12cents.一毛二12cents?!看吧早提醒过你会出事See?Itoldyouthiswouldhappen.天啊我早该听你话的Aw,man.Ishouldhavelistenedtoyou.我能找你借一毛二吗Yougot12centsIcanborrow?不能我是未来的你记得吗No!myoufromthefuture,remember?对Right.不过我跟你说还是可以补救Butlisten-wecanstillfixthis.我们只要穿越回到过去Allswegottodoistravelbacktothepast说服我们及时把书还回去andconvinceourselftoturninthatbookontime.天才叔公我真是个天才UncleGrandpa,magenius.谢了Thanks.我们出发吧Now,Iet,sgo!两周前谷仓附近散养的小火鸡叫Andthelibarnyardturkeygoes土鸡土鸡土鸡"turkey,turkey,turkey!,天才叔公UncleGrandpa!没时间解释了Notimetoexplain.马上把书给我Handmethatbooknow!是吗就你一个能拿我怎么办Oh,yeah?Youandwhatarmy?还有我这伙人Thisarmy.快给我们Giveittous!救命格斯先生Help,Mr.Gus!小鸭子农场要让人拿走了They'retakingaway"lil,ducky'sfarm."虽然我挺想帮忙可我在开车Iwouldhelp,butmdriving.住手Stop!好既然撕坏了就归你们了Fine!Takeit,nowthatit,sruined!至少还回去还来得及Atleastit,sstillontime.快回图书馆去吧Now,let,sgobacktothelibrary.请安静看好戏去了Igottoseethis.还书还书还书还书Return!Return!Return!Return!还书Retuuuuuuurn!我们要归还这本书We'dliketoreturnthis.两位天才叔公我们不用付逾期费rUnclegrandpas,ourlate-feeproblemissolved.恐怕这本书已经损坏了mafraidthisbookisdamaged.总共十二块That'llbe$12.十二块$12?!你们没撕坏的话就只要付一毛二了Itwouldhavebeen12centsifyouhadn'trippedit.你一开始就应该准时把书还回去的Well,maybeyoushouldhaveturneditinontimeinthefirstplace.对Yeah!你算什么人Whodoyouthinkyouare,huh?是吗Oh,yeah?你从来不出去倒垃圾Andyounevertakeoutthetrash!是吗Oh,yeah?你是谁Whoareyou?我是来自未来的你们任myouthreefromthefuture.等一下Holdonasec.如果你是我他也是我lfyou'remeandhe'sme那这位是谁whotheheckisthisguy?你You.好吧Okay.听我说唯一可以解决问题的办法1.isten,theonlywaywecansolvethisproblem就是穿越回去阻止自己isifwegobackintimeandstopourselves一开始把书借出去fromevercheckingthatbookoutinthefirstplace.好Okay.三周前公共图书馆小鸭子农场小鸭子农场"Liducky'sfarm."我要借这本书msogonnacheckthisoneout不行你休想Oh,no,youain't!童书区抓住他Gethim!天才叔公分头行动Unclegrandpas,split!把书交出来Handoverthatbook!小说给我那本书Givemethatbook!不要No!抱歉Sorry.青少年吸血鬼小说同人文给我们那本书Giveusthatbook!秃头特♥供♥书不要No!小鸭71.iducky!你在哪小鸭子Whereareyou,lil,ducky?激光束不错激光束Oh,cool.Laserbeams.不好了激光束Oh,no!Laserbeams!把书交出来Giveusthebook!防卫术不对Nope.该死Dang.小鸭子Liducky.还好我们戴头盔了Goodthingwe,rewearinghelmets.不对不对Nope.Nope.可怕摩托事故不对Nope.你在这啊Thereyouare.我想借出这本dliketocheckoutthisb-你先别急Notsofast.还给我Giveitback!不要No!相信我千万别借出那本书Justtrustme.Don'tcheckoutthatbook.没人可以命令我Nobodytellsmewhattodo.我更不可以.especiallyme.我想借这本书dliketocheckthisout.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!其他几位天才叔公说得对Theotherunclegrandpaswereright我可以证明andIcanproveit这是来自未来的视频Thisisvideofromthefuture内容是你把书借出去showingwhathappenswhenyoucheckoutthatbook没及时还的后果anddon'treturnitontime.这本书逾期一周了Thisbookisaweekoverdue.逾期费是一毛二Thelatefeeis12cents.一毛二12cents!谢谢你们警告我Thanksforwarningme,guys.这卜.我知道这本书要放到Iknowexactlywherethatbookbelongs.垃圾堆里Inthetrash.还书籍这卜.我们都达成了一项共识Well,there'sonethingwecanallagreeon.绝对不要再进那家图书馆Weareneversettingfootinthatlibrary.Everagain.说的没错天才叔公Youcansaythatagain,UncleGrandpa.再说一遍这下我们都达成了一项共识Well,there,sonethingwecanallagreeon.绝对不要再进那家图书馆Weareneversettingfootinthatlibrary,everagain!你们好Hey,y'all.我要去图书馆借书m-aheadovertothelibrarytocheckoutabook.你们要一起来吗Youguyswanttocome?好Okay!有人提到小奇迹了吗Didsomebodysay,"tinymiracle"?没有Nope.没什么事Nah,we'regood.售罄本周六晚上在市政大舞台ThisSaturdaynight,atthecivicarena即将上演万众瞩目的it'stheoutrageouscomedyspecial爆笑喜剧特别节目theworldhasbeenwaitingfor.大家好Hey,y'all.智人都怎么一回事Whattheheckisgoingonwithhomosapiens?这里是格斯先生直播秀It'sMr.Guslive!格斯先生直播秀恐龙统治地球的时代生活属实不易Whendinosaursrantheplanet,wehadrealproblems摔进焦油坑fallingintarpits冰箱尺寸的蚊子mosquitoesthesizeofrefrigerators在喷发的火山前边打架fightingeachotherinfrontofexplodingvolcanoes.现在智人们到处跑Nowyougothomosapiensrunningaround刷他们的破手♥机♥flippingtheirdangflip-phones.马文你收到我短♥信♥了吗Hey,Marvin,didyougetmytextmessage?很好笑因为特真实It'sfunny'causeit,strue!翼龙在哪Wheremy'dactylsat?这场爆笑卖♥♥座秀绝对不容错过It'stheoutrageous,sold-outshowyouwon'twanttomiss.格斯先生直播秀我就说小妹AndIwasall,"dang,girl!我自从白垩纪就没看过这种发型了Ihaven'tseenahairstylelikethatsincethecretaceousperiod."无意冒犯Nooffense.就是那小妹长得Imean,thisgirlwaslike"格斯先生Mr.Gus!格斯先生Mr.Gus!格斯先生格斯先生Mr.Gus!Mr.Gus!我要上厕所Igottogopotty.天才叔公夜间秀现在好莱怪碗现场直播Andnow,livefromthehollyweirdbowl这里是天才叔公夜间秀it,saneveningwithUncleGrandpa.格斯先生我们厕纸用光了Mr.Gus!We'realloutoftoiletpaper!真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
