Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公邪恶墨镜春假兄弟Dude!春假Springbreak!可乐放假之王太棒了That'sawesome!好耶春假Yes,springbreak!好耶Yeah!春假Springbreak!春假Springbreak!肚包准备好放春假了没Yo,BellyBag,youreadyforspringbreakorwhat,dawg?我等不及要去晒日光浴Ican'twaittoworkonmytan防晒系数100到海边见海滩美包了andmeetsomebeautifulbeachbagsbythesea!清凉时光春假Springbreak!要看我的壮得要命腹肌吗格斯先生Wanttocheckoutmysickabs,Mr.Gus?哪来的腹肌Whatabs?就这么个腹肌Theseabs,baby.看了确实挺要命Yeah,that,ssick,allright.披萨史蒂夫Pizz-owSteve!准备好要去海滩大玩特玩了吗Readytochillatthebeachorwhat,playa?你也知道叔公Youknowit,UncleG.我也都参加了Ialreadyenrolledmyself海滩之王大赛了inthe"kingofthebeach"competition,too.先把我得墨:镜调好Justgottogetmyshadegameonpointfirst.怎么戴比较酷Whatdoyouthinklookscooler-向右偏还是戴低一点angledtotherightormoreofaloweredtilt?感觉我有几分垂头丧气'Causemsortoffeelingthedroopysliplook.我都喜欢披萨史蒂夫Ilikethemall,PizzaSteve.谁在乎呢Whocares.准备好了春假Getready,springbreak海滩之王要来了'causeherecomesthekingofthebeach!抱歉披萨史蒂夫Sorry,PizzaSteve.我忘说了Iforgottomention-我装了个玻璃滑动门Iinstalledaslidingglassdoor把苍蝇跟我的好吃海滩肉隔开tokeepallthefliesoffmydeliciousbeachmeat.无所谓Whatever.刚说到哪了Anyway,wherewasI?啊对派对Oh,right-par-tay!怎么眼前的色泽不一致Whyisthereaninconsistencyinmytint?不会吧Oh,no!这可是我最后一副酷哥墨镜了Theseweremylastpairofcool-dudeshades!墨镜开裂就赢不了海滩之王大赛了Ican'twinthe"kingofthebeach"competitionwithacrackinmysunglasses!知道吗Youknowwhat?我好像还有一副1thinkIhaveanextrapair酷哥墨镜放在手套柜里ofcool-dudeshadesintheglovecompartment.真的吗好Really?Yes!千万别拿有诅咒的那副Justmakesurenottograbthepairthat'scursed.披萨史蒂夫永远万事顺利EverythingalwaysworksoutforPizzaSteve.是谁上前来Whostepsforward?披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve?寻求眼镜之人Thosewhoseektoshieldtheireyes须从目视乐趣与窥探真理之间二选一mustchoosefromperceptionsOfpleasureorvisionsoftruth.务必慎重选择选错绝对有悔意Thechoicemustbewise,foryoumayregret.好好好别押韵了怪人Okay,okay,sparemetherhymes,weirdo.那副酷的拿给我Givemethatcoolonerightthere.邪恶墨镜Wickedshades!春假Springbreak!我爱派对1lovetoparty.好耶Yeah!大家觉得我样子酷不酷DoIlookascoolasIfeel?你最酷了披萨史蒂夫You'rejustthecoolest,PizzaSteve!你上哪弄到的Wheredidyougetthose?我说你上哪弄到的Isaid,wheredidyougetthose?恶魔Demon!披萨史蒂夫怎么回事PizzaSteve,whateveristhematter?没事吧兄弟Youokay,buddy?我没事Yeah,mfine.我得检杳一下某些东西Ijustneedtochecksomething.我的天啊那是披萨史蒂夫吗Oh,mygosh!IsthatPizzaSteve?我的天啊真是披萨史蒂夫Oh,mygosh,itisPizzaSteve!是新墨镜吗Arethosenewglasses?好酷一副They'recool.所以说你能在上面签名吗Souh,anyway,couldyousignthis?披萨熟了杳克弗兰克尔斯友情献唱写上是给蒙斯特罗的MakeitouttoMonstro.不不不不不邪恶邪恶邪恶No,no,no,no,no.EViLevil,evil.不行这墨镜绝对带诅咒Bad!Definitelycursedglasses.原来只是片普普通通的说话披萨It'sjustsomeordinarytalkingsliceofpizza.恶心我没人爱去吃虫子好了Gross.GuessI'lljustgoeatworms.大家快来看Yo,checkitout,everyone"一片普通的无聊披萨aregularsliceofboringpizza.大家别怕是我披萨史蒂夫Hey,everyone,don'tworryit'sme-PizzaSteve.卖♥♥墨镜Sunglasses-a.只卖♥♥给海滩最酷的酷哥Onlyfbr-athecoolest-abeachguys-a.卖♥♥墨镜Sun-glasses-a.不好意思请来一副最好的墨镜Excuseme,onepairofyourfinestshades,please.什么玩意What'sthis-a?我不卖♥♥给无聊的小披萨Idon'tserveaboring-apieceofpizzapie!懂了吗给我滚Capiche-a?Runalong.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve-a.真对不起m-asosorry-a.给一块钱卖♥♥你我这最好的墨镜Here-a,Igive-ayoumyfinestsunglassforonlyadollar!你样子现在更吓人了Youwereactuallyscarierbefore.我拿钱包找下钱Justletmegetadollarfrommywallet.快走开虫子Getaway,wormyworms!必须逃离这场噩梦Ihavetoescapethisnightmare.躲进露营车里等闹完再出来mjustgonnahideinthervtillit'sallover.披萨史蒂夫Hey,PizzaSteve大庭广众之下紧张很正常it'sokaytobenervousinsocialsituations.我有时候也会紧张Igetnervoussometimes,too.我很理解你现在的心境NowIknowwhatyou'rethinking-很多人都不容易相信自己会紧张manypeoplewouldfindthathardtobelieve我向来都是派对的核心人物becausemalwaysthelifeoftheparty.要不我就跟你一起在露营车里Sohow'saboutIjoinyouintherv跟你来局电玩好吗foraniceroundofvideogames?不行Noway!快走开大怪物Getawayfromme,youfreak.我没人爰去吃虫子好了Guessllgoeatworms.潮水池就是这么耍的Andthat'showwetidepool.为什么Why?!这不是海滩之王吗Well,ifitisn'tthe"kingofthebeach!"听见了吧Youheardme.海滩之王大赛现在开始了It'stimeforthe"kingofthebeach"competition,ofcourse.我没那能力参加No,no,Ican't!披萨史蒂夫Oh,PizzaSteve你不知怎的又谦虚又害怕you'resohumbleandscared,forsomereason.海滩之王时间到了女士们先生们It,stime,ladiesandgentleman年度海滩之王大赛E式开赛forourannual"kingofthebeach"competition.一起为我们出色的参赛者们欢呼吧1.et'shearitforourawesomecontestants.我认识披萨史蒂夫我该怎么办WhatamIgonnado?!要是摘掉墨镜我就会丢脸IfItakeofftheseglasses,llbehumiliated.我吃不吃披萨史蒂夫可要是戴着But,ifIkeepthemon我就会输掉大赛然后再丢脸I'lllosethecompetitionandbehumiliated.我的天啊天啊天啊Oh,gollygollygosh.怎么办等等有了WhatdoI-wait,that'sit!我有办法了Iknowwhatvegottodo.没错特别明显Oh,yeah,it'ssoobvious.史蒂夫先生Hey,Mr.Steve,sir?能跟你同台竞技真是莫大的荣幸It,sarealhonortobecompetingwithyou.你休想活捉我来自地狱的妖精You'llnevertakemealive,yougoblinsfromheck!女士们先生们Oh,yo,ladiesandgents.披萨史蒂夫抢先开始堆沙堡了PizzaSteveisgettingaheadstartonhissandcastle堆沙堡sandcastlebuilding是本次比赛第一项也是最后一项赛程beingthefirstandonlystageofthiscompetition.别人绝对没法在里面找到我Theywon'tbeabletogetmeinhere.看来其他参赛者碰上了瓶颈Itlooksliketheothercontestantsarehavingtrouble.快看那披萨挖的Yo,lookatthatlittlepizzago.他充满决心Heisdetermined,y'all.我的天啊Oh,my,yo.已经过了很久赢家应该已经出炉了It'stakenalongtimebutIthinkwemayhaveawinner,yo.没必要看其他参赛者的成果了Noneedtolookattheothercontestant'swork.入口这里好像有扇小门Seemslikethere'salittledoorhere,yo.各位观众我要进去了mgoingin,folks.我在爬一个特别长的隧♥道♥mcrawlingdownquitealongtunnel.实在非常酷Thisisverycool,yo.我要向大家描述Ishalltrytodescribetoy'all披萨史蒂夫的沙堡有多精工细作theintricacyandthecraftsmanshipofPizzaSteve'scastle.你终于上钩了Soyou'vetakenthebait.继续爬爱爬小鬼Keepcrawlingalong,youlittlecreeper.看你最后会有什么下场Seewhereyouendup.主持人深感惭愧Thisannounceristrulyhumbled沙堡的落成尤为震撼bythededicationondisplaydownhere.披萨史蒂夫是位大艺术家PizzaSteveisanartistandaninspiration.我哭了Crying,yo.我会继续爬这个小隧♥道♥llcontinuedownthissmalltunnel.越来越挤了It,sgettingmadtight,yo.而且还喘不过气Alsogettinghardtobreathe.等等我好像看到开口了Wait,Ithink1seeanopening.披萨史蒂夫Yo,PizzaSteve.我好像卡住了Ithinkmstuck,yo.你在Whatareyou-恶魔Demon!我爱派对Ilovetoparty!海滩之王Kingofthebeach!海滩之王Kingofthebeach!所以披萨史蒂夫你春假过得开心吗So,PizzaSteve,didyouhaveagoodtimeatspringbreak?你要知道叔公Youknow,UncleG我太酷了春假我过不来IthinkImightbetoocoolforspringbreak.现在的小孩子可把持不住我的超酷气质Thesekidstodaycan'thandlemycool.拜托Please!跟你们说我看到妖精了mtellingyou,Isawgoblins,yo.等等它们在那边Wait,theretheyare.别让它们靠近我Keepthemawayfromme!妖精快退后野兽Goblin!Stayback,beasts!好一个怪人Whataweirdo.免费舞蹈课的传♥单♥Aflyerforonefreedancelesson.我爱跳舞免费的不去白不去Ilovedancing-especiallywhenit,sfree.马上出发ButIbetterhurry天黑之前一定要学到跳舞ifIwanttolearnhowtodancebytheendoftheday.披萨史蒂夫Hey,PizzaSteve要跟我一起去上免费舞蹈课吗wanttogetafreedancelessonwithme?好条件是我来开车Sure,butonlyifi'mdriving.上车Hopin.好Allright!看看这车有什么特色1.et'sseewhatthisbaby,sgot.披萨史蒂夫小心地精PizzaSteve,lookoutforthosegnomes!抱歉地精Sorry,gnomes.嗨巨型写实风飞行老虎Hi,giantrealisticflyingtiger.嗨格斯先生Hi,Mr.Gus.我跟披萨史蒂夫要去上免费舞蹈课PizzaSteveandIaregonnagetfreedancelessons.要一起来吗Caretojoin?我很想去天才叔公WishIcould,UncleGrandpa不过我得跟个美味汉堡约场重要的会butvegotaveryimportantdatewithadelicioushamburger.好祝你们幸福,Okay,youguyshaveagoodone.彩虹好滑Rainbowsareslippery.不知道去舞室是不是要这么走Notsureifthisisthewaytothedancestudio.马拉松长跑应该就快到了Ithinkwe'realmostthere.舞厅关关门了It,sclosed!可我想上免费舞蹈课ButIwantedafreedancelesson.我看下传♥单♥1.etmeseethatflyerforasec.上面写的不是“免费舞蹈课”Thisdoesn'tsay,"onefreedancelesson."传♥单♥写的是"免费蘸酱Thishereflyersays,"onefreeranchdressing.沙拉专用”Foryoursalad."你是说我们白跑一趟Youmeantotellmewewentthroughallthat就因为我把传♥单&hearts潘错了just'causeImisreadaflyer?对Yep.看来我学到了宝贵的教训IguessIlearnedavaluablelesson.什么教训What,sthat?成功须认字Inordertosucceed,youmustlearnhowtoread.伟大叔公成功须认字天才叔公真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.