Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
E13-E14早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公天才姨母回来了停车区早安Goodmornin'.叔公怎么了Hey,UncleG,what'shappenin'myman?你也知道单纯回个家Yaknow,justcominghome我今天一整天afterafulldayof都在给全世界无助的孩子们帮忙helpingthehelplesschildrenoftheworld.那今天帮了多少人天才叔公Wellhowmanytoday,UncleGrandpa?你也知道我的个性Youknowme.我不怎么爱吹牛Idon'tliketobrag如果没全帮到那就大多数都帮到了butIhelpedmost,ifnotallofthem.叔公你完全处在巅峰时期啊Man,UncleG,youareatthetopofyourgame!你让我想到披萨史蒂夫年轻的时候YouremindmeofayoungPizzaSteve.确实披萨史蒂夫ThatIdo,PizzaSteve.确实ThatIdo.现在来睡个当之无愧的美容觉Now,forsomewell-deservedbeautysleep.帅气可不是单纯从树上长出来的Thiskindofhandsomedoesn'tjustgrowontrees,youknow.大家晚安Nighty-nightfellas!我的英雄躺进去了Thereliesmyhero,man.我的也是披萨史蒂夫我的也是Mine,too,PizzaSteve.Mine,too.天才姨母AuntGrandma?!没错Indeed.先生们And,gentlemen我是带着特别动人的JL作岗位来的mherewithanattractiveoffer.你带工作岗位叔公的夙敌Anofferfromyou?UncleG,sarch-enemy?太对了Sh-yeah,right.最好是好事Thisoughttobegood.快来天才姨母工业为我工作ComeworkformeatAuntGrandmaindustries.认真的吧你一定是在开玩笑Seriously?!Youmustbejoking!谢谢你顺道过来天才姨母Thanksforstoppingby,AuntGrandma你可以给敞篷豪车调头butyoucanturnthatfancyconvertiblearound从哪来滚哪去了anddriveyourselfbackunderwhateverrockyoucamefrom.好谢谢不过不用了谢谢Yeah,thanksbutnothanks!不感兴趣Notinterested.那我们就等着瞧吧We'llhavetoseeaboutthat,won'twe?你在说什么鬼话天才姨母Whatareyoutalkin'about,AuntGrandma?我不知道啊1don'tknow.叛变怎么说Howaboutbetrayal!?谁那些人吗Who?Thoseguys?他们最垃圾了They'retheworst!实在是讨厌死了Theyallsuckeggs!格斯先生是个无聊老古板Mr.Gusisaboring,stuffy四肢发达还守旧over-muscledstick-in-the-mud!他说的一点也没错Well,he,snotwrongaboutthat!还有披萨史蒂夫净吹牛AndPizzaSteve.He'ssuchablowhard!什么What?而且他完全没证据可以证明Andhe'sgotabsolutelynothingtobackitup.他最擅长的事情就只有吹牛1mean,theonlythinghe'sreallyanygoodatisbragging.而且擅长的程度还不够Andheisn,tevenverygoodatthat!肚包就是个天大的负担BellyBagisjustaheavyburden.真想不到快收回那句话Well,Inever!Youtakethatback!跟你说句悄悄话AndJustbetweenyouandme巨型写实风飞行老虎giantrealisticflyingtiger和小奇迹可以直接人间蒸发andtinymiraclecoulddisappear我都不会注意到他们消失了and1wouldn,tevennoticetheyweregone.看够了吧So,haveweseenenough?我不敢相信Ijustcan'tbelieve.现在觉得我工作岗位怎么样了Whatdoyouthinkofmyoffernow?他们去哪了Wheredidtheygo请上车老板Hopin,boss.好先生这就投靠我了Suchthegentleman.大家系好安全带路上会比较颠簸Buckleup,everyone.Itcouldbeabumpyride.肚包今天有什么日程Ok,BellyBag,what'sontoday'sagenda?真奇怪That'sweird.今天早上太安静了Awfulquietthismorning.大家一定是出门吃早餐了Everybodymustbeoutgettingbreakfast.毕竟今天可是华夫饼周三ItiswaffleWednesday,afterall!不过还有需要我帮忙的孩子们Butthere'salsokidswhoneedmyhelp.出发Andaway!看来佩吉彼得森需要新的网球拍1.ookslikePeggyPetersenneedsanewtennisracket.别哭了小妹妹Turnoffthewater-works,younglady!我来帮忙了'Causemheretohelp!天才叔公我并不需要帮忙Oh,UncleGrandpa,Idon'tneedanyhelp!可你在哭啊Butyou'recrying.纸巾Tissue?那都是快乐的泪水天才叔公Thesearetearsofjoy,UncleGrandpa!起先我正缺网球拍现在我有了Atfirst,Ineededatennisracket,butnowIhaveone!我好像没听清楚1don'tthinkIheardyoucorrectly.天才叔公Oh,UncleGrandpa.你可真好笑You'resofunny.再见了天才叔公Seeyoulater,UncleGrandpa!我就不懂了她在名单上啊Idon'tgetit.Shewasonthelist!我也许可以解开你的疑虑PerhapsIcanclearupyourconfusion.天才姨母你来这下什么AuntGrandma!Whatareyoudoinghere?我就长话短说吧1.etmeputthisinthesimplestpossibletermsforyou-你完蛋了老头子you'refinished,oldman!这就要下班了Quittin'timealready?感觉我什么都还没做啊ItfeelslikeIhaven'tdoneanythingyet!给我住口天才叔公Comeoffit.UncleGrandpa!格斯先生Mr.Gus?我的朋友们你们跟着她在干什么Myfriends?Whatareyoudoingwithher?朋友才怪呢Friends?Asif!我们都知道你对我们真正的看法Weknowhowyoureallyfeelaboutus!我们看过视频了天才叔公Wesawthevideo,UncleGrandpa!视频什么视频Video?Whatvideo?胡说Tosh!我们是挺想留下来闲聊We'dabsolutelylovetostayandchat不过恐怕我跟我同事们butmafraidthatmycolleaguesandI得去做点更重要的事情了havemoreimportantmatterstoattendtojustnow就比如说帮助全世界的孩子们likehelpingallthechildrenintheworld!再见Ta-ta!不等等No,wait!大家别走快回来Guys!Please,comeback!等等最惨的华夫饼星期三Wait!WorstwaffleWednesdayever.汤姆斯电视你是个孩子吗需要帮助吗还是让位吧天才叔公Wellmoveover,UncleGrandpa天才姨母这里已经有个新帮手了becausethere,sanewhelperintown她就叫天才姨母andhernameisAuntGrandma.就是我That'sme.只用最强最先进的技术Usingonlythebeststate-of-the-arttechnology天才姨母工业天才姨母与天才姨母工业AuntGrandmaandAuntGrandmaindustries成为了协助儿童服务的行业龙头leadthebusinesswhenitcomestochildren-assistanceservices.别再受难rSodon'tsufferanylonger.马上让我们来帮你吧Getthehelpyoudeservetoday.太好了Awesome!马上拨♥打♥记得早上也要美美的Andremembertohaveabeautifulmorning.有什么用What'stheuse?我怎么可能会打得过人家HowcanIevencompetewiththat?没朋友没工作没人生目标Nofriends,nojob,andnopurposetomylife.帮不上忙当天才叔公还有什么意义What'sthepointofbeingunclegrandpaifIcan'thelppeople?帮手招聘是个牌子It,sasign!帮手招聘Helpwanted!不管是谁都别怕Well,havenofear,whoever'sinthere赛百趴三明治天才叔公的职责就是要帮助别人'causehelpingpeopleiswhatUncleGrandpadoes!里面好像没人Doesn'tseemtobeanyoneinhere.没关系Nomatter.我只要耐心等着需要帮忙的人就行lljustwaitpatientlytillsomeoneneedsmyhelp.需要帮忙吗CanIhelpyou?没看到你在Didn'tseeyouthere.我不需要你帮忙Idon'tneedyourhelp.我是来帮你的mheretohelpyou.贴外面的牌子写着你要帮忙Thesignoutsidesaidyouneededit而且我也特别会帮忙and,well,mprettydarngoodatgivingit要我不说的话ifIdon'tsaysomyself.有无经验Experience?有55年帮助孩子的经验55yearshelpingkids.以前有做过三明治吗Youevermadesandwichesbefore?在家一直都做Allthetimeathome!最爱的三明治肉Favoritesandwichmeat?金枪鱼肉Tunafish!你被录用了You'rehired!我爸以前常说It,slikemypopsusedtosay不能信任不爱金枪鱼肉的人"nevertrustamanwhodoesn'tlovetunafish!很高兴你能登上赛百趴三明治号♥GladtohaveyouaboardtheS.S.Subparsandwichship.你叫什么名字What'syourname,son?天才叔公UncleGrandpa.那我就叫你杰夫Well,mgonnacallyouJeff.顺便给你戴上杰夫的旧名牌AndllgiveyouJeffsoldnametagwhilematit.杰夫这名字好酷)effisacoolname.他先前表现很不好Hewasalousyemployee不过我对你感觉特别好杰夫butIgotagoodfeelingaboutyou,Jeff.有你帮忙Ithinkwithyourhelp,就能打垮别家三明治店we'llbeabletosinktheothersubs了结竞争andcrushthecompetition!来吧Comeon!我来教教你赛百趴三明治的做法1.etmeshowyoutheartofmakingasubparsandwich.仅限员工进入天才姨母工业来看看我新来的忠诚员工们吧Timetocheckinonmynewloyalemployees.大家都说给员工Theysayifyouprovidethem在工作场所提供补贴withstupidperksintheworkplace就能让他们卑躬屈膝youcangetthemtodoalmostanythingforyou.好耶这就对了Oh,yeah.That,sit.披萨史蒂夫最强太酷你受不住这才叫享受Thisbeezeapeezzee-cheeseylife!我们的格斯先生怎么样rAndhowisourMr.Gusdoing?翻到下一页罗斯柴尔德Nextpage,Rothschild.荣幸之至先生Mypleasure,sir.我的新任猫科伙伴怎么样rAndwhataboutmynewfavoritefelinecompanion?至于烦人小跟班呢Andthosepeskysidekicks?说得确实Yousaidit!天才叔公从来没给过这么好的待遇UncleGrandpanevertreatedusthiswell!给天才姨母工作最棒了WorkingforAuntGrandmaisthebest.我们错过了好多东西Wesurehavebeenmissingout.确实Yes,youhave.现在来通知大家一声Andnowtimeforaspecialannouncement.各位朋友好我是天才姨母Hello,friends,thisisAuntGrandmaspeaking.只是来确认一切都符合大家的要求Justcheckingintomakesureeverythingistoyourliking.都符合Yeah!我爱死了Iloveit!非常好Verygood.提醒一下大家Well,justareminder我们跟蒂莫西约好了下午两点见面thatwehaveanappointmentwithTimothyat2:00P.M.务必跟我一起来Dobesuretojoinme.没问题天才姨母Yougotit,AuntGrandma!很好再见Great,seeyouthen!天才叔公彻底神隐WithUncleGrandpaoutofthepicture他的手下全都被我灌了迷魂汤andhisimpressionablecrewundermyspell我很快就能变成Iwillsoonreign全世界最强孩子帮手了asthesupremekidhelperoftheworld.这是做完美赛百趴三明治的最后一步Andhereisthelaststeptomakingtheperfectsubparsandwich.这步就是平平无奇与赛百趴的分水岭Thisiswhatseparatesthemediocrefromthesubpar.听明白了吗杰夫Yougotthat,Jeff?!遵命船长Aye-aye,captain!行现在听好了Allright,nowlistenup.随时都会有一大群挨饿顾客Anysecondnow,agroupofstarvingcustomers从那扇门冲进来willburstthroughthatdoor.午餐高峰期Thelunchrush跟你以往经历过的情况完全不一样islikenothingyou'veeverexperienced.请就位Manyourstations!遵命Sir,yes,sir!稳着点稳着Steadynow.Steady.你好啊蒂莫西Hellothere,Timothy.天才姨母今天能怎么帮你呢HowcanAuntGrandmahelpyoutoday?我本来翘前轮翘得正乐呵Well,Iwasdoingsomesickwheelies突然就爆胎了而且没备胎butIgotagnarlyflatwithnosparetire.别怕年轻人Don'tworry,youngchap.我们马上就修好爆胎We'llhavethatflatfixedinasnap.对吧小子们Won'twe,boys?姨母33秒非常快33seconds,verygoodtime.谢谢天才姨母Thanks,AuntGrandma!你是最酷的天才姨母了You'retheraddestAuntGrandmaever!刚刚实在是非常顺利对吧Well,dsaythatwentverywell,wouldn'tyou?喷射机超酷莱特兄弟新鲜腌椰菜滑板风险自负我们爱天才姨母杰夫我们得谈谈你的业绩Jeffweneedtohaveatalkaboutyourperformance.我叫你们来开这次会Icalledyouintothismeetingtoday是要来讨论我们的业绩todiscussourperformance.姨母工业季报大家可以看到我们的增长率异常卓越Asyoucansee,ourrateofgrowthisexceptional.帮助儿童总体上说孩子们的满意度极高Overall,kidsatisfactionisthroughtheroof儿童满意度我们的股价飞涨andourstockvaluehasrisenconsiderably.股份一部分得归功于你们在姨母工业的贡献ThisisinparttoyourhelpatA.G.I.以及除掉了那个麻烦天才叔公butalsogettingridofthatnuisance,UncleGrandpa.要想延续这样的增长率Now,inordertoperpetuategrowth就必须帮助更多孩子们wemusthelpmorekids.多快好省地去帮助Helpthemfasterandhelpthemcheaper!可那样不会降低我们的工作质量吗Butwon'tthatcompromisethequalityofourwork?质量不重要格斯先生利润才重要It'snotaboutquality,Mr.Gus.It'saboutprofit!姨母工业不是个非营利组织吗IthoughtA.G.I.wasanon-profitorganization?谁稀罕那个Whocaresaboutthat?姨母我们钱还会有吗Auntg,arewegonnaseeanyofthatciz-ash?那当然了披萨史蒂文Ofcourse,PizzaSteven办好分内的事就有了ifyoudoyourpart.其实如果大家都办好分内的事Infact,ifyoualldoyourpart天才姨母工业就将成为AuntGrandmaindustrieswillbecome无法阻碍的助童力量anunstoppablekid-helpingforce必将统治全世界thatwillsoonruletheentireworld!现在谁想吃冰淇淋Well,now,whowantssomeicecream?好Yeah!我要再给你一次机会Somgonnagiveyouonemorechance赛百趴三明治证明你还有资格toprovethatyou'reworthy可以继续在赛百趴三明治任职ofapositionatsubparsandwiches.下面是工作内容Andhere'showit'sgonnawork.下一位进门的人Thenextpersonthatwalksthroughthatdoor要来吃拔尖赛忏趴三明治isgonnaexpectatop-notchsubparsandwich你要给他好好上菜andyouaregonnagive'emthat.要是你搞砸了那一单Ifyou,inanyway,messupthatorder那就只能开除你了mgonnahavetogiveyoutheboot.听见了没Yougotthat?是的Yes,sir.你好欢迎光临赛可趴三明治Hello,welcometosubparsandwiches.我叫杰夫需要什么服务Mynameis)eff.HowmayIhelpyou?没什么特别的Nothingspecial.一个奶酪三明治就行Justonecheesesandwich.面包随便哪种都行Doesn'tmatterwhatkindofbread奶酪随便哪种都行doesn'tmatterwhatkindofcheese.好一份奶酪三明治马上就来Right,onecheesesandwich,comingrightup!好来看看面包Okay,letsseehere.Bread.做三明治一定得有面包对吧Gottohavebreadifyou'remakingasandwich,right?现在来找奶酪Andnowforthecheese.这边有几片奶酪好了Getacoupleofsliceshere.Therewego.要确保奶酪在面包的正中心Makesurethecheeseiscenteredonthebread而且还要凸出两毫米witha2-millimeteroverhang.最后一点工作Andlastly,thefinishingtouches.把面包放在顶上然后完成Justputthebreadontoplikesoand,uh,alldones!什Wha-?!我就是个彻彻底底的大废物Man,macompletefailure碌碌无为withnothingtoshowformyself还一无所有andnothingvaluableleftinmylife只剩下桌子底下找到的这片面包exceptformaybethispieceofbreadIfoundunderthetable.这嘀嘀叫声是哪里来的Where'sthatmeowingcomingfrom?如何回收你在里面干什么小老弟Whatareyoudoinginhere,littlebuddy?怎么会被困进垃圾箱里了呢Mow'dyougettrappedinsideadumpster?抱歉我可能帮不上什么忙Sorry,mprobablynotmuchhelptoyou不过我有这个面包屑butIdohavethisbreadcrumb.去吃吧Hereyougo,pal.讨厌啦没什么的Aww,shucks,itwasnothing!话说你叫什么名字腌椰菜What'syourname,anyways?Pickles?腌椰菜好名字That'sagoodname.腌椰菜Pickles?腌椰菜是你吗Pickles,isthatyou?你居然找到腌椰菜了Ican'tbelieveyoufoundpickles!天才姨母AuntGrandma.一定要在网站上给个好评Besuretoleaveusagoodreviewonthewebsite.那只猫也叫腌椰菜吗Thatcatisnamedpickles,too?巧得都有点诡异了Soundslikeanuncannycoincidence.再见天才姨母我爱你Bye,AuntGrandma,Iloveyou!里面一定很可疑Somethingfishy'sgoingon.腌椰菜我还以为我会永远失去你Oh,pickles,IthoughtIhadlostyouforever!孩子等一下我找到腌椰菜了Hey,kid!Holdup!Ifoundpickles!你在说什么鬼话Whatareyoutalkingabout?天才姨母刚刚就给r我腌椰菜AuntGrandmajustgavemepickles.不对你看看它的牌子No,see?Checkhistag.我发誓这就是腌椰菜Thisispickles,Iswear!快走开怪老头Getawayfromme,youweirdoldman!不等等No,wait.跟你说这不是真的腌椰菜mtellingyou,thisisn'ttherealpickles!我来证明你看名牌Andmgonnaproveit.Checkthenametag.腌椰菜上面写“腌椰菜”Itsays"pickles*'.本来就写了笨蛋Ofcourseitdoes,youfool!我跟你说这不是你的猫Well,mtellingyou,thisisn'tyourkitten!等一下Waitasecond.我知道是怎么回事了IthinkIseewhat'sgoingonhere.受够rThat'sit.我要报♥警♥抓你了老头mcallingthecopsonyou,oldman!警♥察♥会逼你还我腌椰菜They'llmakeyougivepicklesback!再说最后一遍这不是腌椰菜Forthelasttime,thisisn'tpickles.我证明给你看Andmgonnaproveit腌椰菜不要Pickles!No!如我所料这不是腌椰菜It'slikeIwassaying,it'snotpickles.是机器人It,sarobot.那就表示Thenthatmustmean.腌椰菜Pickles?腌椰菜真的是你Pickles,itisyou!非常谢谢你Thankssomuch!天才姨母居然给我假的腌椰菜Ican'tbelieveAuntGrandmatriedtogivemeafakepickles.我好高兴你能过来帮我Isureamgladyoucamearoundtohelpme.你就该以此为生Youshoulddothisforaliving!谢谢孩子能帮上忙感觉太好了Thankskid,itfeelsgoodtohelpagain.至于你机器骗子猫Nowasforyou,phonycyborgcat!现在得来去找制♥造♥你的人了Ibelieveit'stimewemeetyourmaker.天才姨母工业我的气球Myballoon!天才姨母快帮帮我AuntGrandma,pleasehelpme!我的气球爆了修不好Myballoonpopped,andIcannotfixit.请进马上会有人来协助你Pleaseenterandsomeonewillassistyoushortly.好耶我是运气最好的小男孩了Oh,yippee!mtheluckiestboy!修好气球一定要找小奇迹才行Itsurewouldtakeatinymiracletofixmyballoon!有谁提到小Didsomebodysay,"tiny"-对对气球爆了yeah,yeah,balloon'sbusted.快修好谢谢Fixit.Thanks.好没问题Okay,noproblemo.天才姨母总裁出去吃饭T"Outtolunch".办法可不止一个Yeah,inmorewaysthanone.新气球就快做好了Almostdonewiththatnewballoon!我再试一次Iwilltryagain.请将手置于身份扫描器Pleaseplacehandonidentificationscanner.授权已验证Authorizationverified.我就知道帮手会派上用场Iknewthiswouldcomeinhandy.来扒天才姨母的底裤吧NowtodigupthedirtonAuntGrandma.来看看里面有什么1.et'ssee.Whatdowehavehere?窃取腌椰菜行动Operation"stealpickles"?窃取腌椰菜除掉腌椰菜"Stealpickles.Getridofpickles.给布雷特假的腌椰菜成功帮助孩子GiveBrettfakepickles?Successfullyhelpakid?!,天啊各种错误全都有了Oh,man!Nowthat'sjustallkindsofwrong!都不知道要从哪开始讲起了Idon'tevenknowwheretobegin!你可以先从提升间谍水平开始Youcanstartbynotbeingasuchaterriblespy.天才姨母AuntGrandma!你好天才叔公Hello,UncleGrandpa.见到你真是高兴Fancyseeingyouhere.我不是天才叔公我是个小男孩mnotUncleGrandpa,malittleboy!别装傻了你这傻蛋Stopplayingdumb,youdumb-dumb.员T.请注意过来集♥合♥Attentioncrew,comequickly.看来我们这边来了个入侵者Itappearswehaveanintruder!天才叔公UncleGrandpa?!居然胆大包天来这里现身Yougotalotofnerveshowingyourselfaroundhere.不对No,no!我闯入这里是要Guys,Ihadtobreakinto-破坏我们跟着姨母享有的好事Toruinthegoodthingwehavegoingwithauntg?是这样吗Isthatit?天才姨母她疯了Guys,AuntGrandma'scrazy!她做了这些机器人Shemakesthesecyborgs而且没从根本上帮到孩子们的忙andshe,snotreallyhelpingkids!骗人别听他胡说八道1.iar.Don'tlistentohisnonsense.他是想黑进姨母工业HewastryingtohackintoA.G.I.搅黄我们的生意anddestroyourbusiness!是这样吗Isthatright?手段也太下♥贱♥了That'sIOw,man.各位各位是真的Guys!Guys!Iswear!拜托Please!追上他Afterhim!快出来天才叔公Comeonout,UncleGrandpa.你可没法躲里面一辈子兄弟Youcan'thideinthereforever,bro.完了我该怎么办Oh,man,whatamIgonnado?偷税漏税外国银行账户什么Whatthe?原来是这样啊Sothat,showitis?天才叔公马上给我出来UncleGrandpa,youcomeoutrightnow!怎么这么久What'stakingsolong?他把门反锁了He'slockedthedoorfromtheinside洞太小没办法抓到他andtheholeistoosmalltograbhim.没办法就把门炸了Well,then,bustitdownifyouhaveto.好了天才叔公是你自找的Allright,UncleGrandpa,youaskedforit.好了让披萨史蒂夫来处理Allright,letPizzaStevehandlethis!这一拳是因为你对我说的坏话Thisone'sforallthebadstuffyousaidaboutme还有想给姨母搞破坏打的andtryingtosabotageauntg.谁那些人吗Who,thoseguys?他们最垃圾了They'retheworst.什么Whatthe.?跟他在视频里说的话一模一样That'sthesamestuffhewassayinginthevideo.不不不你们在说什么啊No,no,no,whatareyoutalkingabout?他讨厌你们看不出来吗他很邪恶Hehatesyouguys,can'tyousee?He'sevil.肚包就是个天大的负担负负BellyBagisjustaheavyburden-bur-bur-那不是真正的天才叔公That'snottherealUncleGrandpa.我才是真IE的天才叔公mtherealUncleGrandpa!我才是真正的天才叔公mtherealUncleGra
