Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公发明家导师请问谁能来提议一下Hey,guys,anybodygotsuggestions今天要上哪里帮助孩子onwhereIshouldhelpakidtoday?全世界各地我都能去mopentowhereverintheworld.商场如何Howaboutthemall?商场太远了Toofar.去不去意大利空手道的发源地HowaboutthebirthplaceofItaliankarate!而且这里最适合Andthebestplaceonearth来片正宗的意大利披萨togetanauthenticsliceofItalianpizza.可是披萨史蒂夫But,PizzaSteve我上周就去过加拿大了IjustwenttoCanadalastweek!披萨史蒂夫说的应该是意大利IthinkPizzaSteveisreferringtothecountryofItaly.意大利吗Italy,huh?好啊披萨史蒂夫Greatidea,PizzaSteve.是啊我知道Yeah,Iknow.有谁知道怎么过去吗Anybodyknowhowtogetthere?找到形状像大靴子的国家就行Justlookforthecountryshapedlikeagiantboot.谢谢Thanks.与此同时在意大利好再试一次Okay,letstrythisagain.一颗蛋固定在位置上Oneegg,niceandsecureinitsplace.口香糖现在轻轻往后推然后Nowllgentlypushthisbackand简易鸡蛋分离机的点了还是算了Well,somuchfortheeasyeggsplitteridea.我要怎久成为知名发明家HowamIevergonnabeafamousinventor我的发明全都很没用ifal)myinventionsareuseless?天才叔公UncleGrandpa?早安伊莎贝拉Buongiorno,Isabella.天才在工作你来干什么Whatareyoudoinghere?我来帮你应对生活中残酷的现实mheretohelpyoudealwiththeharshrealitiesoflife.算是我的职责吧It'skindofmything.叔公与合伙人有限责任公♥司♥随时来帮忙集满三枚即可免费获得圆珠笔Yougetafreeballpointpenonyourthirdstamp.很感谢你能来Iappreciatethevisit.但要是你没Butunlessyouhave能让我变成更好的发明家的发明aninventiontomakemeabetterinventor那你还是去帮别人好了maybeyoushouldjusthelpsomeoneelse.发明家是吗Inventor,huh?那要不要找位特别出名的发明家Well,whatifwegotareallyfamousinventor来帮你的忙tohelpyouout就是那位历史人物likethathistoricalguy名字还是照着某空手道神龟取的who'snamedafterthekarateturtleguy?你说的是不是意大利文艺复兴时期的AreyoutalkingaboutItalianrenaissanceman列奥纳多达芬奇1.eonardodaVinci?对给肚包一张笑脸标志Yes!HappyfacestampforBellyBag!终于啊Finally!你要怎么让达芬奇来帮我呢HowdoyouplanongettingDaVincitohelpme?他都仙逝好几百年了He,sbeendeadforhundredsofyears.简单有传送门药丸就行Easy-withtheportalpill.只要加水只要加点水Justgottoaddwater.去去就回1Iberightback.这就冷了Coldalready?!需求乃发明之母NecessityisthemotherOfinvention我这就发明带盖子的杯子sollinventthecupwithalid!你是列奥纳多达芬奇AreyouLeonardodaVinci发明了盖子的那位theinventorofthelid?对可是Yes,but跟我走一趟Yougottocomewithme.伊莎贝拉这是列奥纳多达芬奇Isabella,meetLeonardodaVinci.我的天啊真的是你Oh,mygosh!It'sreallyyou!当然是我了你哪位“Ofcourseit'sme.Now,whoareyou?我在哪我来这干什么WhereamI?WhatamIdoinghere?未来的这位伊莎贝拉Isabellafromthefuturehere想跟你一样成为伟大的意大利发明家wantstobeagreatItalianinventorlikeyou.我就想到你可以教人家一点技术SoIfiguredyoucouldteachhersometricks成为她的发明家导师maybebeherinventormentor.既然来了Well,mhere.估计是可以瞧一瞧IsupposeIcantakealook.该你表现了伊莎贝拉You'reon,Isabella.天啊Oh,my!好在这等着Okay,waitrightthere.这件发明就叫间升机ThisinventioniscalledaSmellacopter.只要转一下螺旋桨Yousimplyspinthepropeller就可以放大闻到的气味anditamplifiesanysmellstraighttoyournose.一眼极度不实用还有什么发明Seemshighlyimpractical.Whatelseyougot?这件发明叫吸尘带Thisinventioniscalledthevac-strap.薯片如果我不小心把食物残渣洒了Iflhappentobemakingamessofcrumbs我就走过去Isimplywalkforward吸尘带就会清理干净randthevac-straptakescareofthemess.不实用浪费我时间Impractical!Notworthmytime.你是不是太重了点Aren'tyoucomingoffkindofstrong?语气才不重我是发明家不是教练No!Iamaninventor,notasupportcoach!我说的是你的体臭Iwastalkingaboutyourbodyodor.味道太重了It'scomingoffkindofstrong.我还有样发明包你喜欢vegotonemoreIthinkyou'lllike!这是超级降温吸管Thisisthesupercoolerstraw.用这根吸管喝东西Whenyoudrinkfromthestraw液体就会启动风扇theliquidtriggersthefantooperate.帮你边补水边保持清凉Helpsyoustaycoolwhileyouhydrate.酷Cool!太过分了No,notcool!这就是最烂的点子Thisistheworstideayet!就不能给点专业建议吗Well,can'tyouoffersomeofyourprofessionaladvice?所以我才带你来That'skindofwhyIbroughtyouhere.好下面是建议Fine.Here'ssomeadvice-需求乃发明之母necessityisthemotherofinvention所以别发明没需求的不实用东西sostopinventingimpracticalthingsthatnobodyneeds把真正的发明工作交给我andleavetherealinventingtome-就是我先前一直在做的发明youknow,thethingIwasdoing没一会就有人把我拉进未来传送门里beforesomeoneyankedmeintoafutureportal.是吗你发明了什么好东西Oh,yeah?Whathaveyouinventedthat'ssogreat破盖子不算数besidessomedumblid?等着瞧You'llsee!其实全意大利都能瞧得见Asamatteroffact,allofItalywillsee!我要借用下这边这些工具mjustgonnaborrowthesetoolsrighthere.列奥纳多达芬奇偷了我工具吗DidLeonardodaVincijuststealmytools?对这不在计划之内Yeah.Thisdidn'tgoasplanned.他可能确实应该替我保管工具Well,maybeheshouldjustkeepthetools毕竟我的发明很差sincemyinventionsarenogood.别那么说Don'ttalklikethat!你就是伟大的发明家Ithinkyou'reagreatinventor我会证明给你看andllproveittoyou!不过期间得把你工具拿回来Butinthemeantime,weshouldgetyourtoolsback阻止达芬奇做出疯狂怪事andstopDaVincibeforehedoessomethingcrazy.来吧Comeon!好Okay!他很老所以走不了多远He'sprettyold,sohecouldn'thavegottenveryfar.不好意思你们两位嗦意大利面的Excuseme.Haveyoutwospaghettislurpers有没有看到神情疯癫的文艺复兴人士seenacrazy-lookingrenaissanceguy带着一堆工具经过withabunchoftoolsrunningbyhere?谢谢Thanks.达芬奇你在哪DaVinci,whereareyou?!达芬奇DaVinci?!你看到他了吗Doyouseehim?没不过我刚想到了No,butIjustthoughtof独一无二的拍照机会acompletelyuniqueandoriginalphotoopportunity.给Here.等下我先拉伸一下Holdon.Igottostretchfirst.行准备好了Okay,ready.谢谢去找达芬奇吧Thanks.Nowlet,sfindDaVinci.达芬奇你在这吗DaVinci,yououthere?达芬奇DaVinci?不好意思先生Excuseme,sir有在附近看到列奥纳多达芬奇没haveyouseenLeonardodaVinciaroundhere?就你Hey,you!你知不知道那只是尊雕像天才叔公Yourealizethat'sjustastatue,right,UncleGrandpa?我知道我是在跟那位毛毛虫说话Yeah,Iknow.Iwastalkingtothatcaterpillarguy.就你Hey,you!我没看到他No!Ihaven'tseenhim.别喊了Nowstopyellingalready!抱歉打扰了Sorrytobotheryou.走了继续找Comeon.Let'skeeplooking.达芬奇你在这吗DaVinci,yououthere?达芬奇达芬奇DaVinctDaVinci!你在哪达芬奇Whereareyou,DaVinci?你在哪Whereareyou?出来出来不管你在哪里Comeout,comeout,whereveryouare!达芬奇DaVinci?达芬奇DaVinci!天才叔公我们好像已经不在意大利了UncleGrandpa,Idon'tthinkwe'reinItalyanymore.我们怎么到加拿大的How,dweendupinCanada?回去吧Backwego.天啊我们找遍了全意大利Man,wesearchedallofItaly估计他已经走了butIguesshe'sgone.最好先假装他的奸笑没别的意思Weshouldassumehedidn'tmeananythingbythatevillaugh直接买♥♥新工具走人算了andjustbuysomenewtools.确实Yeah,Iguess.然后我就能回去发明ThenIcangobacktoinventing更多不实用的无用垃圾了moreuseless,impracticaljunk.说到不实用的无用垃圾Speakingofimpractical,uselessjunk快来看这只巨型大船checkoutthiscrazyoversizedboat.那船不可能穿过狭窄的运河Thatboatcan'tevenmaneuverthroughthesenarrowcanals.船上的是达芬奇吗IsthatDaVincionthatthing?没错就是我That'sright!It'sme!我搭建了全意大利最大的贡多拉船IjustbuiltItaly'slargestgondola!你为什么要搭建这么大一只船Why'dyoumakesuchabigboat明明在意大利一座桥都通不过thatcan'tevenfitunderthemanybridgesofItaly?很高兴你能发问mgladyouasked!因为我想向你展示出我另外的发明BecauseIwanttoshowyoumyotherinvention即将改变全意大利thatwillchangeallofItaly!隆重推出洪水胶囊Introducingthefloodcapsule!只要加点水Justgottoaddthewater.只要加水快来看Checkitout!怎么回事What,sgoingon?怎么会有水What,swithallthewater?!需求乃发明之母Necessityisthemotherofallinvention.现在全国都让水给淹了Andwhat,withthewholecountrybeingunderwaterandall这只巨型大船dsaythisgiant,oversizedboat就算是需求了issomewhatofanecessitynow.不信问他们Justaskallofthem!也许我不该嘲笑他MaybeIshouldn'thavetauntedhim.我工具还在你手上疯子Youstillhavemytools,youmaniac.你说得对You'reright拿去吧Hereyougo.反正你也做不出什么实用的东西Oh,well,it'snotlikeyou'dinventanythingpracticalanyways.再见Ciao!现在该怎么办天才叔公Whatarewegonnadonow,UncleGrandpa?全意大利都让水淹了都是我们的错AllofItalyisunderwater,andit'sallourfault!该开工了Timetogettowork.需要有比那更好的方式Thereneedstobeabetterwaythanthat.等一下Waitaminute!天才叔公我马上回来UncleGrandpa,I'llberightback.好去拿你能找到的最大的帕子Okay.Justgrabthebiggesthatyoucanfind.我终于有所进展了Ithinkmfinallymakingsomeprogress.伊莎贝拉你回来了Isabella,you,reback.你拿来的不是帽子That'snotahatyoubroughtwithyou.没错Nope.是我刚发明的超级洪水复原吸管It,sasuper-flood-reversalstrawIjustinvented.试试看Tryiton.不错Sweet.嘴巴张开Nowopenwide.吸尘器一开WhenIturnonthevacuum应该会用加大的吸力疯狂吸入itshouldsuckinwithamplifiedpressure.开妈妈咪啊起效了MamaMia!It'sworking!我的海风怎么了Whathappenedtomyoceanbreeze?!我的海洋和我的受害者怎么了Whathappenedtomyoceanandmyvictims?!我为什么要放那架紧急逃生滑梯WhydidIputinthatemergencyslide?不好意思Excuseme.他们肯定很喜欢打嗝Theymustreallylikeburps.他们之所以喝彩是因为They'recheeringbecause我们刚刚拯救了全国天才叔公Wejustsavedthecountry,UncleGrandpa.你们是怎么想到那玩意的Howdidyoucomeupwiththatthing?我学到了需求乃发明之母IguessIlearnedthatnecessityisthemotherofinvention.我们买♥♥两个Welltaketwo.我要买♥♥10个I'lltake10!我要买♥♥20个I'lltake20!我要买♥♥Ioo个lltake100,gabagoo.谢谢你能来帮忙天才叔公Thanksforyourhelp,UncleGrandpa.随时效劳Anytime.没事Bigdeal.我还是更好的发明家mstillthebetterinventor.你还是回到文艺复兴时期去Well,maybeyoushouldgobacktorenaissancetimes重新发明你的态度andreinventyourattitude.我们笃信叔公Ingrandpawetrust.你们想看玩偶表演吗Youguyswanttoseeapuppetshow?行Fine.很久以前Onceuponatime有位帅气的绿色蜥蜴人therewasahandsome,greenlizardman.开头不错Agoodstart.体味宛如旧运动袜.whosmelledlikeoldgymsocks以及湿纸板andwetcardboard.他是最神披萨的好朋友Hewasbestfriendswiththemostawesomesliceofpizzaever.他体味如何Whosmelledlike?体味宛如美味番茄酱Whosmelledlikedelicioustomatosauce还有可口腊肠片andsavorysalamislices.拜托Comeon!两位好朋友爱一起看电视ThetwobestfriendslovedwatchingTVtogether因为他们就是好朋友'causetheywerebestfriends.我就爱看优秀的虚构作品1doloveagoodpieceoffiction.有一天正当两位好朋友Oneday,whilethepals看着他们最爱的节目之时werewatchingtheirfavoriteshow一个神秘的玩偶剧场从天而降amysteriouspuppettheaterfellfromthesky.他们还来不及发问“什么鬼”Beforetheycouldsay"whattheflebus?"一个小小玩偶表演开场了Atiny,littlepuppetshowbegan主题是两个爱一起看电视的好兄弟abouttwobestestbuddieswholovedtowatchTVtogether因为他们是好朋友'causetheywerebestfriends.我就爱看优秀的虚构作品1doloveagoodpieceoffiction.怎么我得凑近看一眼这出闹剧Whatthe.vegottogetacloserlookatthisnonsense.等等我Waitforme.于是有一天Sooneday正当两位好朋友看电视之时whilethechumswerewatchingTV一个神秘的玩偶剧场从天而降amysteriouspuppettheaterfellfromthesky.这对好朋友还来不及发问“什么鬼”Beforethefriendscouldsay,whuzzahuh?"一个小小小玩偶表演开场Ameensy-weensylittlepuppetshowbegan主题是两个爱一起看电视的好死党abouttwoclosestchummybuddieswholovedtowatchTVtogether因为他们是好朋友'causetheywerebestfriends.我就爱看优秀的虚构作品Idoloveagoodpieceoffiction.你们好在干什么Hey,guys.Whatchadoing?我们在看你演的玩偶表演We'rewatchingthepuppetshowthatyou'reputtingon.等一下Waitaminute.如果你在那边Ifyou'reoverthere-小心是陷阱lookout!It'satrap!剧情就这么多That'sallshewrote,folks!你马上把我朋友吐出来Hey,you,spitmyfriendsoutrightnow!等着被消化期间要做什么好呢So,whatshouldwedowhilewe'rewaitingtobedigested?有了要不要看玩偶表演Iknow!Howaboutapuppetshow?真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.