Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公时尚叔公弗朗索瓦来吃饭了Francois!Timefordinner!一分钟就来老妈Downinaminute,mother.太漂亮了Cestmagnifique!我的秋季时装系列完成了Myfallfashionlineiscomplete.总有一天我会成为知名时装设计师Someday,Iwillbeafamousfashiondesigner.对吧狗狗Eh,boy?狗狗你觉得怎么样So,boy,whatdoyouthink?我要怎么成为时装设计师呢HowamIevergoingtobeafashiondesigner没人喜欢我的品味ifnoonelikesmytaste?日安Bonjourmorning.天才叔公公Unclegrandpapa!所以现在这才是法国吗So,thisisFrance,huh?比我想象中要大不少AlotbiggerthanIthoughtit'dbe.请问有什么问题弗朗索瓦So,whatseemstobetheproblem,francois?我想成为全世界最棒的时装设计师Iwanttobetheworld,sgreatestfashiondesigner.但是没人喜欢我的品味Butnobodylikesmytaste.我喜欢你的品味Ilikeyourtaste.真的吗Youdo?假No.但我认识一个人ButIknowIguy他会觉得你的品味妙出全世界who'llthinkyourtasteisoutofthisworld.真的吗上哪能找到人家Really?Wheredowefindthisguy?得出去这个世界上车Outofthisworld.Hopin.提米你先前有坐过太空直升机吗So,Timmy,youeverbeeninaspacehelicopterbefore?没No.很好我也没Good,neitherhaveI.出发了1.et'sgo!太空按钮最好抓紧这辆车特别刺♥激♥Betterholdon.Thisisbaby'sgotalotofkick.太神了Cestincroyable!我都不知道会有这么个地方Ineverknewsuchaplacecouldexist.确实弗朗索瓦Indeed,francois.这是一个神奇和谐的世界Thisisaworldofwonderandharmony.拉里你好Hey,Larry,what'sup?天啊Oh,heavens.不是放射性太阳耀斑Ifitisn'taradioactivesolarflare就是讨厌的地磁暴it'saconfoundedgeomagneticstorm一直在乱搞我的纤毛that'sdoinganumberonmycilia.无脊椎动物又能怎么办What,saninvertebratetodo?这混乱星球连件像样的衣服都找不到Ican'tevenfindadecentoutfitonthisunrulyplanet.天才叔公什么风把你吹来银河了UncleGrandpa,whatbringsyoutothisneckofthegalaxy?跟你说我要你见见我朋友1.isten,Iwantyoutomeetafriendofmine.感觉不是什么好事Ireallydon'tthinkthisisagoodidea.没那回事Nonsense.拉里品味可好了1.arry,sgotgreattaste.等着瞧You'llsee.拉里这位是弗朗索瓦1.arry,thisisfrancois.一定要来看看他的时装设计You'vegottocheckouthisfashiondesigns.那就别傻站在那里Well,don,tjuststandtherelikeabumponanasteroid.快让我大开眼界Dazzleme,kid.好是你要的Okay,butyouaskedforit.这件叫做“如芒在背”Icallthispiece"thornymalaise."漂亮Fabulous.好可怕Somacabre!你想怎久叫都行小子Youcallitwhateveryouwant,kid.这玩意简直就是时装天堂Isayit'salittlesliceofcoutureheaven.你说得对Youwereright.还真有人Iguesssomepeople-或者说外星人确实品味不错oraliensactuallydohavegoodtaste.太好吃了Absolutelydelicious.就说会有人喜欢你的衣服Itoldyouthere,dbesomeonewholikedyouclothes.太糟糕了Cestterrible!跟我希望的不是一回事ThiswasnotwhatIwashopingfor!他喜欢我衣服理应要拿来打扮Iwantedhimtolikemyclothesforthelooks而不是当宵夜notforalate-nightsnack.能走了吗Canwepleaseleave?完完全全侮辱人Thisiscompletelyhumiliating.可你明明就想要有人ButIthoughtyouwantedsomebody能欣赏你的品味toappreciateyourtaste.他喜欢你的衣服你不就想要那样吗Helikesyourclothes.Isn'tthatwhatyouwanted?我想回家Iwanttogohome!对不起亲爱的Iamsorry,darlings.你是我拥有过的最佳大厨You'rethebestchefIeverhad!我绝不让你走mneverlettingyougo.放我们出去1.etusfree!你会遭报应的Youcannotgetawaywiththis!我肯定抓对人了IbelieveIjustdid.欢迎光临你的新家时装奴仆Welcometoyournewhome,fashionlackey.是不是很棒弗朗索瓦Isn'tthisgreat,francois?你想当时装设计师的梦想Yourdreamofbeingafashiondesigner终于实现了hasfinallycometrue.这跟我想象中的不一样Thisisn'texactlywhatIwasimaging.不想追求我的兴趣了Somuchforpursuingmyinterests.好了别浪费时间了Allright,enoughlollygagging.我下一件衣服做好没Doyouhavemynextoutfit?现在在做最后工作mjustputtingthefinishingtouches.赶紧没看出来我在挨饿吗Well,hurryupalready.Can'tyouseemstarving?对啊弗朗索瓦Yeah,francois.让客人干等着可不好It,snotgoodtomakeyourcustomerswait.抱歉拉里Sorry,Larry.弗朗索瓦才刚进入时装界Francoisisstillanewbietothefashiongame.火焰图案的连体衣Aflame-printonesie.听说这季火焰特别火Ihearflamesarereallyhotthisseason.我就爱加料的美食Iloveamealwithspice.别光坐那里积太空灰Well,don'tjustsittheregatheringspacedust!再给我做一件Makemeanother!抱歉Sorry.布好像都没有了Itlookslikeverunalloutoffabric.好消息弗朗索瓦Goodnews,francois.我发现了不少布料Ifoundawholebunchoffabric很显然是有人想藏进这个浅坑里thatsomeoneapparentlytriedtohideinsidethisshallowditch.不知道是谁干的Iwonderwhowoulddosuchathing.快看现在回去工作Voil.Nowgetbacktowork!真是好险啊Thatwasacloseone.不怕神对手就怕坑队友Withfriendslikeyou,whoneedstheenemies?再来Another!再来Another!再来Another!再来Another!加倍努力加倍努力加倍努力Workharder!Workharder!Workharder!一辈子Forever!这不就是人生吗弗朗索瓦Isn'tthisthelife,francois?你高档时装设计师的梦想成真了Yougettoliveyourdreamofbeingahigh-endfashiondesigner我就只能四处闲逛帮不上忙andIgettoloungearounddoingabsolutelynothingtohelp.等不及要跟我家里朋友们说rIcan'twaittotellmyfriendsbackhome.话说我们什么时候回去Say,whenarewegoingbackhomeanyway?你就不懂吗Don'tyougetit?我们-辈子困在这了Wearetrappeddownhereforever!我们再也见不到朋友跟家人了Wearenevergoingtoseeourfriendsorfamilyagain!一辈子你怎么不早说Forever?Whydidn'tyousaysomething?快放我走Getmeoutofhere!谁来救救我Somebodyhelpme!至少半小时以内都不会有谁进去Nobodygointhereforatleasthalfanhour.怎么你干嘛不干活了Whatthe?Whyaren'tyouworking?别偷懒r快给我做衣服Stoplazingaroundandmakemeanoutfit.看不出来我已经45秒没吃东西r吗Can'tyouseeIhaven'teateninthelast45seconds?现在我要转身数到十Now,mgonnaturnaroundandcountto10等我转过身必须得做一件衣服出来andwhenIturnback,therebetterbeanoutfitready.One,two,three.你放心我带我们走的Don'tworry.llgetusoutofhere我想想1.et'ssee.什么东西能轻松推进剧情Whatconvenientplotdevice还能把我们救出这团乱couldsaveusfromthismess?不好意思天才叔公Pardonme,UncleGrandpa.提醒你现在是午餐休息时间Justareminderit'stimeforyourlunchbreak.好谢谢天才叔公Allright,thanks,UncleGrandpa.可不能少吃It'snevergoodtoskimpon一天当中第二重要的一餐thesecond-mostimportantmealoftheday,youknow.肚包请你帮个忙BellyBag,ifyou'dkindlydothehonors.好Okay.好交出来死臭虫Allright,handitover,youslugs.这什么黑暗料理Whatisthisslop?恶心我要的是衣服不是那种垃圾Disgusting!Iwantclothes,notthatgarbage.天啊那可是我的沙丁鱼Aw,man,thatwaswasmysardine还有软奶酪三明治andcottagecheesesandwich.快给我做点像样的东西吃Nowmakemesomethingdecent不然我就让你永远睡不了觉beforeImakeyouwishyounevergotoutofbed!我得拿法兰绒内♥裤♥漱11Ineedtowashmymouthoutwithflannelbriefs.他是不喜欢食物的味道吗So,hedoesn'tlikethetasteoffood,huh?有了Thatisit!肚包能给多少食物就给多少快BellyBag,givemeasmuchfoodasyoucan-quickly!就听你的Ifyousayso!你要全吃了吗You'regonnaeatallthat?不对天才叔公公NoUncleGrandpa-pa这是我们离开这座臭星球的车票thisisourticketoffthisstinkingplanet.好了我衣服在哪Allright,where,smyoutfit?拉里1.arry!我们要找的外星人来了Justthealienwe'relookingfor.弗朗索瓦给你缝了件衣服Francoisstitchedsomethingupforyou包你永生难忘thatyou'llneverforget.一听就让我流口水Soundsmouthwatering!你说得没错Yougotthatright.弗朗索瓦Oh,francois.上晚餐Dinner,s,ilvousplait.样7好不好吃呢Howdoesthiswhetyourappetite?什么东西Whatisthat?弗朗索瓦穿的是Francoisiswearing下一季的第一款时装thefirstinanewlinefortheupcomingseason.最有品味的时装设计师才能穿的毛衣Asweaterforthefashionistawithonlythehighesttaste.用餐愉快Bonappetit.那不是衣服Thosearen'tclothes!你说得对确实不是You'reright,they'renot.我们地球都管这叫“食物”It,swhatweontheplanetearthcall"food".说到这个请你享用这件Speakingofwhich,feastyourwateryeyesonthis.我得马上去洗个澡Ineedtotakeashowerstat.快住手Pleasestop!要不加大赌注放牛排好了Maybeweshouldraisethesteaks.我看够了拜托别弄了veseenenough.Please,nomore!可才刚刚开始呢Butwearejustgettingstarted.我知道我刚要成功开卷Iknow.monaroll.来啊拉里你肯定想吃Comeon,Larry.Youknowyouwantsome,Larry.我再也受不了了Ican'ttakeitanymore!好都够了Okay,that,sit.你们确实成功了Youreallydiditthistime.逼我得拿出鸵鸟羽毛Youmademetakeout.Theostrichfeather!滚出我的星球粗俗的野兽Getoffmyplanet,youvulgarbrutes!看吧弗朗索瓦最后皆大欢喜了Yousee,francois,everythingworkedoutintheend.但大家还是讨厌我的品味Buteveryonestillhatesmytaste.我没戏唱了Iamhopeless.我的天啊Sacreblue!这衣服是用食物做的It'sclothingmadeoutoffood!好一个全新时尚潮流Whatagreatnewfashiontrend!他们喜欢我的品味They.likemytaste?所以这都在你的计划之内吗So,thiswasyourplanallalong?带我去外星球任人羞辱Totakemetoanalienplanettobehumiliated好让我发现我的隐藏天赋soIdiscovermyhiddentalent.对没错有啥不行Yeah.Sure,whynot.你要吃吗Yougonnaeatthat?展现一下你的本领Nowshowthemwhatyougotkid.天才叔公公他们爱我UncleGrandpa-pa,theyloveme!天才叔公公UncleGrandpa-pa?我在这的活儿干完了Myworkhereisdone.向我保证你们绝对不会忘记Justpromisemeyou'llneverforget本集天才叔公公传递的重要信息theimportantmessageintoday'sepisodeofUncleGrandpa-pa.那条信息就是Andthatmessageis-感觉如何So,whatdoyouthink?行吧Okay.禁止停车去海滩Beach,y'all!我就在你身后Rightbehindyou!等一下天才叔公Waitasecond,UncleGrandpa.你为什么穿着太空衣Whyareyoudressedinthatspacesuit?我们可是在海滩We'reatthebeach.不是要去月球吗Aren'twegoingtothemoon?天才叔公海滩小剧场第二次拍摄UncleGrandpabeachshort,taketwo.去海滩Beachy'all!我就在你身后Rightbehindyou!天才叔公你在干什么UncleGrandpa,whatareyoudoing?我又以为我们是要去月球1thoughtweweregoingtothemoonagain.天才叔公海滩小剧场第三次拍摄UncleGrandpabeachshort,takethree.现在这样才像话Nowthat'smorelikeit.确实1know,right?禁止滑板没人可以禁止披萨史蒂夫玩滑板NobodytellsPizzaStevehecan,tskateboard.不等一下No!Waitaminute!海滩巡逻队不能这么对待披萨史蒂夫Youcan'tdothistoPizzaSteve!等等不要Wait!No!不Noooo!可怜的披萨史蒂夫PoorPizzaSteve.是啊海滩监狱又冷又黑Yeah,beachjailisacold,darkplace.你们想坐哪So,wheredoyouguyswanttosit?靠近水边的地方Somewhereclosetothewater.这里如何Howaboutthisspot?不行再近点Nah.Closer.这呢Here?近点Closer.太近了Tooclose.冰淇淋Icecream.冰淇蝇Flyscream.海滩监狱可怜的巨型写实风飞行老虎Poorgiantrealisticflyingtiger.是啊Yeah.禁止停车可怜的魔法露营车PoormagicR.V.是啊Yeah.格斯先生穿拖鞋现在播出的是格斯先生穿拖鞋Andnowitstimefor"flipflopswithMr.Gus.穿拖鞋生活更美好1.ifeisbetterinflipflops.确实格斯先生Itsureis,Mr.Gus.格斯先生穿拖鞋你正在收看的是格斯先生穿拖鞋You'vebeenwatching"flipflopswithMr.Gus."真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.