Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公跳蚤立大功早怒看看今天有什么新闻会让我暴怒1.et'sseewhatnewsstoryisgonnasetmeofftoday!又是那条吵死人的坏狗Ifsthatnogood,noisydogagain.我还怎么对这新闻大发牢骚How'saguysupposedtogrumbleatthenews外面都吵死人了withallthatcommotion?!我受够了Thattearsit!笨跳蚤Stupidfleas.怎么不去烦别人Whydon'tyougobothersomeoneelse?跳蚤袋子Hey,fleabag!要是你一直这么叫下去Ifyoudon'tstopallthatbarkingandhowling我就打电♥话♥找动物管理局mCallinganimaIcontrol!这动物管理局就是我庭院Andbyanimalcontrol,Imean,myyard!没那个必要That'snotnecessary.我我会不叫I'll-llstopthe早安查理堡哥Goodmorning,Charlieburgers.或者用你的家乡话来说就是Orastheysayinyournativetongue-我特地上了外语网课学的Itookanentireonlinelanguagecoursejusttolearnthat.我还以为你这样的狗狗都会喜欢Ithoughtyouofanybodywouldappreciateit我很喜欢天才叔公Ido.UncleGrandpa.可要是生气鬼强森又听到狗叫声ButifangrymanJohnsonhearsanymorebarkingorhowling他就会把我埋进狗坟里he,sgonnaburymeinhisdoggraveyard.我平常声音都不会很大Yeah,mynoiselevelsusuallyaren'taproblem.可这些死跳蚤一直都害我Butthesedarnfleaskeepmakingme-明白我意思吧SeewhatImean?跳蚤是吗Fleas,huh?格斯先生从前有件跳蚤毛衣Mr.Gushadasweatermadeoffleasonce可他从来没出过这种毛病butheneverhadthisissue.你应该是说羊毛毛衣吧Ithinkyoumeanafleecesweater.Fleece（羊毛）与fleas（跳蚤）谐音对就那意思Yeah,Ijustsaidthat.现在让我看看这些跳蚤Nowletmehavealook-seeatthesefleas.有看到什么吗Youseeinganything?没跳蚤太小人眼看不到No.They'retoosmallforthehumaneye.不过我知道要怎么抓跳蚤ButIknowhowtogetthosefleas.天才叔公希望你的想到的办法不是UncleGrandpa,Ihopeyou'renotthinkingabout又要把露营车缩成跳蚤大小shrinkingthervdowntofleasizeagain.是啊上次你那样Yeah,lasttimeyoutriedthat差点就毁灭地球了wealmostdestroyedtheplanet.不会我吸取了教训No,no,Ilearnedmylessonwiththat.我要用望远镜来看清楚Iwasjustgonnausemytelescopetoseethembetter.肚包能帮个忙吗BellyBag,willyoudomethehonors?好拿去吧Sure.Hereyougo.谢谢兄弟Thanks,buddy.我的望远镜生长射线枪Mytelescopicgrowthray轻轻松松就能放大小跳蚤willenlargethosetinyfleasnoproblem.现在乖乖转身Nowbeanobedientboyandturnaround让我射你soIcanshootyou.好可那东西安全吗Okay,butisthatthingsafe?不一定Notreally.他好像没听懂我们话Ithinkhemissedthepoint.好了Therewego.我在这能看到我家Icanseemyhousefromhere.谁把我阳光给挡了Who,sblockingallmysunlight?抱歉Sorry.现在轻轻松松就可以把跳蚤抓住了Nowgettingthosefleaswillbeacinch.出发吧1.et'sgo!进入直理堡哥后腿最深最黑的丛林Herewego,intothedeepestdarkestjungleofCharlieburger'shindquarters.这么多毛不见得能找到什么东西吧Idon'tseehowwe'regonnafindanythinginallthishair.快看第一只跳蚤Oh,look.Ourfirstflea!看看能不能跟小跳蚤讲道理mgonnaseeifIcanreasonwiththelittlefella.我们想知道你能不能Wewerewondering,uh,ifyoucouldmaybe把你做的事情先放下stopdoingwhatyou'redoingthere?拜托了Prettyplease.你害我们的好朋友查理堡哥You,rekindofcausingourfriend,Charlieburgers非常不舒服agreatdealofdiscomfort.干嘛要吸人家的血Whatwithyoursuckinghisbloodandallthat走开笨蛋我在吃东西Buzzoff,bozo!meating!太没礼貌了Howrude!你给我往这边看1.ookhere,you.立刻马上赶紧滚YouneedtoVamoOSe,like,pronto.滚去去去Go!Shoo!Scat!Shoo!那样可不好Thatain'tgood.感谢输血天才叔公Thanksforthetransfusion,UncleGrandpa.没事天才叔公Noproblem,UncleGrandpa.至于你跳蚤先生Asforyou,Mr.Flea.现在要摘掉儿童手套It'stimetotakeoffthekidgloves.穿上打跳蚤猩猩手套.andputonmyflea-fightingchimpgloves.你别跑快过来Oh,no,youdon,t.Comehere.我很不愿意这样Ihatetodothis但恐怕你让我别无选择了butmafraidyouleavemenochoice.再也不见了小跳蚤HastaIaflea-sta,baby.兄弟真是太棒了Dude!That,sawesome!我来试试1.etmetry.好耶这样才叫像话Aw,yeah,son!That,swhatmtalkin''bout!跳蚤最好马上滚我要来消灭Youbetterflee,fleas!Causemabouttowreck.你们了you.它们一定以为我的披萨酱就是血Theymustthinkmypizzasauceisblood!快点披萨史蒂夫Hurryup,PizzaSteve!救命叔公我不想变成跳蚤盘中餐Helpme,UncleG!Idon'twanttobefleafood!好了Thereyougo.你们哪都别想去You'renotgoinganywhere!我的天啊跳蚤好多Holymagillacutty,thatsureisalotoffleas.请问有什么计划叔公So,what'stheplan,UncleG?要让它们吃激光锤吗Yougonnagivethematasteoftheoldlaserhammer?不要这种活还是用激光斑马比较好Nah.Ithinkforthisjob,llusethelaserzebra.吃我鼻子激光吧小怪物Eatnasallaser,youlittlemonsters!天啊Oh,my!大家快跑Everybody,run!看它们落荒而逃1.ookatthemscatter.乘胜追击格斯先生1.et'sgetthem,Mr.Gus.我们把它们打跑了Wegotthemontherun!边跑边开枪Runnin'andgunnin,!我们好像快到查理堡哥头顶了Hey,guys,we'renearingthetopofCharlieburger'shead.跳蚤都抓到了吗So,didwegetallthefleas?我的天啊好大一只I-cheemy-chee,that,sabigone!那一定是蚤后了Thatmustbethequeenflea.不好了它要下去了Oh,no.She'sgoingbackdown.就快跟丢它了We'regonnaloseher!交给我Igotthis.来稍微理个头1.et'sjusttakealittleoffthetop.开我头上是怎么了Guys,what'sgoingonupthere?放心包在我们身上Don'tworry.We'vegotit.它跑哪去了Where'dshego?在那边Theresheis.该死它好像有一屁♥股♥小跳蚤要生了Dang,itlookslikeshe,sgotabuttfullofbabies.必须从源头阻断感染Wehavetostopthisinfestationatthesource.肚包激光锤给我BeIIyBag,handmemylaserhammer.终于啊无意冒犯兄弟Finally!Nooffense,buddy.吃我热激光Eathotlaser!根本就没怎久了她Thatdidn'tevenphaseher.给披萨史蒂夫拿好放大机Here,PizzaSteve,taketheenlargerer.射我让我变大打败它NowshootmebiggersoIcanclobberher.站好了Standstill.来捏爆它Timetogosquish.等一下你屁♥股♥怎么了Waitaminute.What,supwithyourbutt?恶心Gross!什么东西Whatisthat?!我眼睛进小跳蚤了Babyfleasinmyeye!你的跳蚤问题解决了Welp,theregoesyourfleaproblem.不应该拯救城市吗Shouldn,twesavethecity?好吧Fine.披萨史蒂夫我要你把我们变得超级大PizzaSteve,Ineedyoutomakeusevenbiggerer.先把你放这lljustsetyouhere.先等一下叔公Justasec.UncleG.我得先进攻这只小害虫FirstIneedtoassaultthislittlepest.谢谢Thankyou.行我准备好了Okay,I'mready.大家靠近一点Nowgetclosetogether.说“起司堡哥”Say"cheeseburgers."起司堡哥Cheeseburgers!最好把生长枪给我以防万一You'dbettergivemethegrowgun,justincase.给你Hereyougo.谢谢Thankyou!出发吧查理堡哥1.et'sroll,Charlieburgers.你该不会要留我们在树上吧You'renotgonnaleaveusinthistree,areyou?没时间了我们得去拯救城市Notime.Wegottosavethecity.那只吸血大怪物跑那里去了Thatbloodsuckingmonsterwentinthere.它可能随处都在Shecouldbeanywhere.等一下Holdon.它往这走了She'sthisway.你找到它了Youfoundher!它好像在血库取血Itlookslikeshe'smakingawithdrawalatthebloodbank.血库干得漂亮查理堡哥Waytogo,Charlieburgers.我算是只纯血猎犬了Well,Iampartbloodhound.来包围它We'vegotherboxedin.一起变更大踩扁它1.et'sgetevenbiggerandstomphergood.永别了跳蚤妈Sayonara,mama.还挺聪明Awiseguy,huh?*A1XfSi谢谢Thankyou.看来现在我们得拯救宇宙了Isupposenowwehavetosavetheuniverse.可能就是我们应尽的正事了It,sprobablytherightthingtodo.它往哪走了狗狗它往哪走了Whichwaydidshego,boy?Whichwaydidshego?它往那边走了Shewentthatway.去捡Fetch!它不在这里Well,she'snothereanymore.肯定是往那边走了Shemusthavegonethat-a-ways.真是的查理堡哥没时间这么闹Comeon,Charlieburgers.There'snotimeforthat.抱歉天才叔公Sorry,UncleGrandpa.话说我什么时候还有机会It,sjust,whenamIevergonnagetanotherchance火星给月球做标记tomarkthemoon?它往那走了Thereshegoes!快咬它Sickher,boy!那什么东西Whattheheckwasthat?小心1.ookout!它在天王星背面朝我们扔小行星She'sthrowingasteroidsfromthedarksideofUranus.没打中Youmissed!你根本就瞄不Youcouldn'thitthebroadsideof-当我没说Itakeitback.挺准的Goodshot不好了臭气巨星Oh,no!Thegassygiant!受不了了Thattearsit.该结束了It'stimetoendthis.逮到了Gotcha!太阳公公我有好吃的要送你Oh,Mr.Sun,vegotatastysnackforyou.天才叔公求求你大发慈悲吧Please,UncleGrandpa,havemercy!我们跳蚤从来没想过要伤害别人Wefleasneverwantedtohurtanyone!我们只是饿了想找地方住Wewerejusthungryandneededaplacetolive!要是你当妈肯定能理解Surely,asamotheryourselfyouunderstand.天才叔公我有个好办法UncleGrandpa,Ihaveagreatidea.我知道可以怎么安置它了Iknowwhatwecandowithher.真是个好办法That'sagreatidea!甜蜜的耳道之家就是这样我们才有了新家兼饭票Andthat,sthestoryofhowwegotournewhome/meal-ticket.要感谢天才叔公送给我们的豪♥宅♥AndwecanallthankUncleGrandpaforourswankynewdigs.谢谢天才叔公Thankyou,UncleGrandpa!什么声音What'sthat?有谁说话了吗Didsomebodysaysomething?闭嘴我脑袋里的声音Shutup,voicesinmyhead!真是个好办法查理堡哥Thatwasagreatidea,Charlieburgers.很高兴能给跳蚤一个机会msogladwecouldjustgivefleasachance.我还以为他会赖在这Geez,1thoughthe'dneverleave.它活了它活了It'salive!It'salive!独特风味Withflavor!当你累得半死头脑一片空白Whenyou'refeelingdeadandemptyinyourhead科学怪人果汁快快喝下科学怪人果汁YoutakeadrinkofFrankensteinjuice能让你眼睛张开带你重获新生It'llopenupyoureyesandbringyoubacktolife死人快快大口畅饮科学怪人果汁Whenyou'reswiggingFrankensteinjuice停Stop!想活力满满仿佛遨游天际Feelingenergizedandsoaringthroughtheskies速来小啜一口科学怪人果汁Whenyou'resippingFrankensteinjuice科学怪人果汁如果痛苦不堪烦到想重开Ifyou'refeelingtornapartandneedabrandnewstart那就猛灌科学怪人果汁TakegulpofFrankensteinjuice其他的饮料那可不一样Causethoseotherdrinks,theyjustaren'tthesame蓝驼鹿生物汁螺栓可乐暴♥力♥饮料科学怪人果汁会让你提神醒脑Frankensteinjuicewillsendaboosttoyourbrain科学怪人果汁科学怪人果汁FrankensteinjuiceFrankensteinjuice科学怪人果汁重获新生就喝科学怪人果汁SocomealivewithFrankensteinjuice只有科学怪人才能喝OnlytobeconsumedbyFrankenstein.真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
