Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公库珀不准看冰淇淋卷饼三明治炸猪排跟大家说个事Man,youguys.我五分钟前想起有件事Ijustrealizedsomethingfiveminutesago.我们大概是全球最一级棒的人了Weareprobablythemostawesomestpeopleonthisplanet.老虎一级棒Tiger'sawesome.披萨史蒂夫一级棒PizzaSteve'sawesome.格斯先生-级棒Mr.Gusisawesome.肚包一级棒BellyBagisawesome.我一级棒mawesome.大家-级棒Everyoneisawesome!库珀一点都不棒ExceptforCooper.没错库珀That'sright,Cooper.我知道你在外面Iknowyou'reoutthere.你昨晚干的好事我都看到了AndIsawwhatyoudidlastnight.我在想要庆祝我们一级棒So,Iwasthinkingtocelebrateourawesomeness应该把我们的一级棒weshouldshowoffourawesomeness炫耀给级棒的自己看toourawesomeselves.披萨史蒂夫你应该是PizzaSteve,you,reprobably我们所有人里面最一级棒的了themostawesomeoutofallofus.要不你来个超酷一级棒特技Sowhydon'tyoudoasuper-coolawesomestunt披萨史蒂夫到那边那个一级棒特技飞跃耍耍onthatawesomestunt-jumpthingoverthere?这样才像话Nowwe,retalkin,.大家都坐好了Youbrosbettergrabagoodseat披萨史蒂夫的最强特技马上秀出来becausethisisgonnabepizzasteeeeve'sbeststuntyet.可以啊小披Goodthinking,littlep.我绝对不能Nowayinmylife错过这场巅峰好戏wouldIwanttomissapinnacleeventlikethis.而且你们这下走运了Andluckyforyouguys我可以轻轻松松圆♥满&hearts浣成llbeabletopullitoffwithease.我现在状态一生最佳minthebestshapeofmylife.好耶Yeah!我最棒mthebest!好耶Yeaaaaaah!这场死亡飞跃献给我的一级棒朋友Idedicatethisdeath-defyingjumptomyawesomepals还有在家观看的大家andeveryonewatchingfromhome.等一下Wait!只有库珀不准看EveryoneexceptforCooper!你想都别想库珀Don'teventhinkaboutit,Cooper.我的天啊老天爷Oh,mygosh!Holymoly!不会吧Noway!都不止一级棒了Thatwasbeyondawesome!没错Yeah.我就知道刚刚的特技可以Iknewthatwasgonna.让你们大受震撼.blowyouguysaway.没错Totally!格斯先生现在到你Hey,Mr.Gus,it'syourturn来给我们整点级棒的大秀了todosomethingawesomeforus.我本来还以为这集狂不下去了JustwhenIthoughtthisepisodecouldn'tgetanycrazier没想到格斯先生要跟吃人&hearts汰♥猿人♥拳♥击Mr.Gusdecidestoboxagiantman-eatinggorillaapeperson.在家的各位肯定都会爱KIthinkyouallathomearegonnabeknockedout这场千载难逢的一级棒打戏bythisawesomeonce-in-a-lifetimefight.等等Wait!你不会真以为Thoughtyouweregonna自己可以看到一级棒的打戏吗库珀seethisawesomefight,huh,Cooper?想得美Thinkagain!小心1.ookout!打他身体Hithiminthebody!往身体打打身体Bodyshot!Hitthebody!虽然不知道你怎么打败那头大猩猩的1don'tknowhowyouK.O.'dthatchumpchimp可刚刚真的好紧张butitwastight!谢谢大家其实也没什么Thanks,guys.Itwasnothing.酷Cool.说到酷Speakingofcool要不你就来给我们看看howaboutyoushowus你一直准备的缤纷虹光秀吧老虎thatrazzle-dazzlerainbowlightshowyou'vebeenworkingon,tiger?观看体验一定会闪耀光彩Thisisgonnabeoneilluminatingexperience.快开始喷射吧虎妹Hitmewithit,tigergirl.给大家展现光谱的魔力Timetoshoweveryonethemagicofthelightspectrum.没错格斯先生That'sright,Mr.Gus.等等Wait!只有库珀不准看EveryoneexceptforCooper.以为你能偷看是吧Thoughtyouweregonnasneakapeek,huh?不可能Fatchance!你太没礼貌了兄弟That'srudeofyou,dude!真是Dang!好闪好亮啊1.ookatitshimmerandshine!哇老虎Wow,tiger.你真的好出彩Youreallyoutdidyourself.上色上得我印象深刻Colormeimpressed.虽然这话我不常说但是Idon'tsaythisoften,but.所以你才是我最爱的写实风猫科动物Andthat'swhyyou'remyfavoriterealisticfeline.现在到我Andnowit,smyturn来给大家展现我的一级棒特技了toshoweveryonemyawesomestunt.只有库珀不准看EveryoneexceptforCooper.你个小混♥蛋♥Youlittlepunk!天才叔公我就不明白了UncleGrandpa,Idon'tgetit.谁是库珀为什么不让他来看WhoisCooper,andwhydoyoukeepexcludinghim这集做的一级棒大秀,fromalltheawesomestuffinthisepisode?你没眼睛Youdon'thaveeyes所以你看不到库珀先前犯的滔天大罪soyoudidn'tseetheatrocitiesCoopercommittedearlier.昨晚库珀干了件特别可怕的勾当Cooperdidsomethinglastnightthatwassohorrific恶心得我根本都不愿意说itdisgustsmetoeventalkabout.闻闻那个餐盘肚包Takeawhiffofthatdinnerplate,BellyBag.味道像是菠菜花菜萝卜甜菜Itsmellslikespinach,cauliflower,carrots,beets还有别的好吃蔬菜andotherdeliciousvegetables.没错That'sright-库珀昨晚没吃的就是这么些好吃蔬菜thesameexactdeliciousvegetablesthatCooperdidn'teatlastnight.怎么了库珀What'sthedeal,Cooper?!不吃蔬菜的人Anyonewhodoesn'teattheirvegetables不配看我们做一级棒大秀isn'tworthyofwatchingusdoawesomestuff.对Yeah!大家一起吃掉土里长出的这些美食Comeon,guys,let'sdigintothesetastytreatsgrownfromtheearth'ssoil给库珀瞧瞧他错过J，什么andshowCooperwhathe,smissing.来看一眼这个菠菜Now,getaloadofthisspinach.绿意盎然营养丰富味道鲜美Vibrantgreenandchock-fullofnutrientsandflavor.花菜Cauliflower!甜菜Beets!天啊能理解库珀的做法了Oh,man!Cooperwasright!蔬菜就是恶心Vegetablesaredisgusting!从现在起我正式判决Fromnowon,1herebydecree将全体蔬菜逐出露营车theexpulsionofallvegetablesfromthishereR.V.!赶紧滚Goodriddance!不准再回来了Anddon'teventhinkaboutcomingback!既然蔬菜都赶走了Well,nowthatthat'stakencareof谁想来吃真正的美食whowantstogogetsomerealfood?有炸鸡冰淇淋培根起司汉堡Asinfriedchicken,icecream,baconcheeseburgers油炸甜甜圈还有软糖蛋糕deep-frieddoughnuts,andfudgecake?我想Yeah!库珀你让这集变好看多了Cooper,youjustmadethisepisodeawholelotbetter.我错怪你了库珀Man,Iwaswrongaboutyou,Cooper.你对蔬菜的看法可正确了You'vegottherightideaaboutvegetables.谁还用得着那堆玩意Whoneedsthem?大家觉得我说的对吗AmIright,youguys?对Yeah.我精力充沛Ifeelrobust.谢谢库珀ThankyouCooper.那你呢巨型写实风飞行老虎Howaboutyou,giantrealisticflyingtiger?看到了没Youseethat?一致同意It,sunanimous.库珀我要把这片猪皮送给你Cooper,mgoingtodedicatethisnextporkrindtoyou.炸猪皮等等披萨史蒂夫Wait,PizzaSteve!我们欠他的可不止这些Weowehimmuchmorethanthat!库珀为我们付出了这么多AfterallCooper'sdoneforus你一定要再耍一遍飞车特技you'vegottodoyourspeedcyclestuntagain.我们欠他一份人情Weoweittohim.我们欠你一份人情库珀Weoweittoyou,Cooper.库珀好兄弟这场特技献给你Cooper,buddy,thisone'sforyou!你You.你You!加油披萨史蒂夫Go,PizzaSteve!库珀一定会爱上的Cooper,sgonnalovethis!不好了Oh,no!大家快去帮帮他Wegottohelphim,youguys!全都是为了库珀DoitforCooper!我们好像描不上Idon'tthinkwecandoit.好累Sotired.多谢你来帮忙格斯先生Thanksalotforyourhelp,Mr.Gus.你怕不是想让库珀难过吧IguessyouwantCoopertobesad.我我我只想要沙拉I-i-ijustwantasalad.看来这伙人对我们蔬菜不太友好了So,Iguesstheyain'ttoogoodforusvegetablesnow对吧兄弟们arethey,boys?不好了Oh,no!是库珀的蔬菜It,sCooper'svegetables!他们样了感觉不高兴Andtheydon'tlookhappy.库珀你觉得你比我们好吗So,Cooper,youthinkyou'rebetterthanus,huh?以为赶我们出去Youthinkyoucankickusout我们就不来报复了吗withoutgettingkickedback?那你跟你朋友都错了Well,youandyourfriendsgotanotherthinkcoming.来看看Checkitout.你突然关心起我们萝卜了是吧So,Iguessyousuddenlycareforuscarrots,huh?看到甜菜有何感想Howdoyoufeelaboutbeets?我要拿甜菜“鞭菜”你Asin"beetdown"!有谁打电花”了吗Didsomebodycallaflower?等等什么Wait.What?我不懂Idon'tgetit.不对你看我是花菜No,no,see,I'macauliflower我刚刚想表达的是sowhatIwastryingtosaywas压"南"你Squash!看吧See?那个我就听得懂了Thatone,Itotallyunderstood.要不要来喷一发Howaboutalittlespritz?!这位不然你给咱“豆”给个机会吧Hey,there,whydon'tyougive"peas"achance?感觉不算太“萝”Sounds"rad-ish"tome!完了必须想办法Oh,no!We,vegottodosomething!库珀这是你的菠菜Cooper!It'syourspinach!没错想不想来见识一下That'sright,andyouwanttoknow我这四两“菠”千斤的大招whytheycallme"spin-ach?n库珀我快撑不下去了Cooper!Ican'ttakemuchmoreofthis!要是再听到超烂谐音眼我就完蛋了Iflhearanotherterriblevegetablepun,mfinished!你必须想办法救我们Yougottodosomething!库珀你必须办法救我们"Cooper,yougottodosomething!',什么Wha?!你做到了库珀You'redoingit,Cooper!你吃蔬菜了You'reeatingyourvegetables!怎么回事What'sgoingonhere?!库珀咱只是“根”大家“辣”着玩Hey,Cooper,wewasjust"horseradishing,1around.拜托放我们一条“生”路吧Please-"lettuce"go.我还有不少谐音眼Igotamillionof'em.非常好库珀继续加油Allright,Cooper!Keepgoing!好好好好好好好Yeah!Yeah!Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah!非常好库珀Niceone,Coop!谢谢你给我留了点菜库珀Thanksforsavingmesome.Cooper.我正需要呢Ineededthat.我的天啊Boy,oh,boy!等不及要把蔬菜都吃光了Ican'twaittoeatupallmyveggies!我好激动1knowmexcited.好我要开动了Okay,mgoingin.等不及要把蔬菜都吃光了Ican'twaittoeatupallmyveggies!给我融化的奶酪Pleasepassthemeltedcheese.新鲜蔬菜最棒了对吧库珀Nothinglikefreshvegetables,right.Cooper?现在播出Andnow.格斯先生论历史时刻大家好Hello.今天我们将聚焦Today,Wewillbelookingat19世纪欧洲的一位杰出人物aprominentfigurein19thcenturyEurope他不仅闻名于其军事学识whowasnotonlyknownforhismilitaryexpertise同时还大力推进了butalsohisinfluentialprogress消灭封建时代剥削压♥迫♥的进程inextinguishingtheoppressionsofthefeudalera.拿破仑破拿巴NapoleonBonaparte拿破仑是位激昂又理想远大的科西嘉青年wasafieryyoungCorsicanwithgreatambition.但大多数人并不了解Butmanydon'trealize他在法国大革命中的地位若需实现thathispartintheFrenchrevolutionmightnothavebeenpossible离不开一个不寻常的历史时刻ifitweren'tforapeculiarmomentinhistory.太糟糕了Thisishorrible!要是我骑不上我的大马驹IfIcannotmountmygiantnag还怎么领导我的军队走向胜利howwillIbeabletoleadmyarmiestovictory?!要是能联♥系&hearts倒同伴们就好了IfonlyIcouldcontactmyassociates.他们可以帮我Theycouldhelpme.我把信鸽放哪去了Now,wheredidIputthatcarrierpigeon?不好意思先生Excuseme,monsieur.也许我可以帮上忙PerhapsIcouldbeofsomeassistance?凭你You?!凭你这么个低贱猎予Whatcouldalowlychasseurlikeyou怎么可能帮得到我possiblydotohelpmoi?可以了Thatisit!大革命就此展开1.etIerevolutionbegin!他手握缰绳Andwithhisreinsinhand最终统治了法兰西hisreignofFrancesoonbecameareality.拿破仑传格斯先生著大家记住有时要想克服困境Soremember-sometimesinordertoovercomeadversity必须出面应对挑战youhavetostepuptothechallenge.本期节目到此结束感谢收看Andthatconcludesthiseditionof.格斯先生论历史时刻真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.