Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
这集好好闻Thisepisodesmellsgreat.天才叔公云端救援天才叔公为什么不直接坐露营车UncleGrandpa,whydidn'twejusttaketherv?也不骑巨型写实风飞行老虎出任务Orridegiantrealisticflyingtigerforthis?情况特别急没时间多想了Intimeslikethis,there'snotimeforthinking.直接无脑行动Justmindlessaction.快你来握方向盘Quick!Takethewheel!那是车把Thesearehandlebars!又要开始了HereWegoagain.太浪费了Whatawaste.好像我们四周围了一圈Seemtobesurroundedby.鸭7Ducks!我刚好有东西可以对付你们Well,1gotjustthethingforyou.狗狗火箭炮Adogbazooka!好耶Oh,yeah!非常好Prettygoo-不好意思先生Excuseme,sir?能不能请你停一下你的太空车Couldyoustopyourspacewagon,please?情况这么急没时间思考了Intimeslikethis,notimeforthinking!危险仅用于应对外星人劫持只能炸鼻子了Onlyexplodingnoses.我们就快到云端巫师的云端城♥堡♥了We'renearlyatthecloudwizard'scloudcastle!更像云中小屋才对Morelikeacloudhut.希望现在救回小吉米还不算太晚Hopewe'renottoolatetosavelittleJimmy.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!谁我吗Who?Me?快救我出去Getmeouttahere!别扭了让我屁♥股♥坐舒服点Stopwiggling.Gottogetmybuttcomfy.好我们必须得进这座云中屋Okay,we'vegottogetinsidethiscloudhouse让云端巫师起身不坐小吉米的头andgetthatcloudwizardofflittleJimmy'shead这样才能把头安回原来的位置sowecanputitbackwhereitbelongs.可是要怎么办Buthow?情况这么急Intimeslikethis根本没时间思there'snotimeforthink-看来必须得思考了Iguesswehavetothinkofsomething.快啊天才叔公Comeon,UncleGrandpa.起司球形泡芙不知道我为什么不早点想到Don'tknowwhyIdidn,tthinkof拿个小孩的脑袋修椅子fixingmychairwithaboy'sheadsooner.这才叫生活Thisisliving.谁在外面Who,sthere?是It's,um,um,-送快递的是送快递的it's,uh,thedeliveryperson!我没订东西啊Well,Ididn'torderanything.快滚Goaway!可我有件重要包裹But.Ihaveanimportantpackage.什么东西Whatisit?是It's,uh.即兴发挥Improvise!不知道那是什么意思1don'tknowwhatthatmeans.不对等下No!Wait.别念出来"Donotreadoutloud.那些是提示Thesearesuggestions."你怕是糊涂了我绝对不开门Youseemtobeconfused!Iwillnotanswerthedoor.我最爱的节目Myfavoriteprogram有多少颗蛋开播了"howmanyeggs!?"Ison.有多少颗蛋没放完我屁♥股♥就绝不挪开这呆头Andthisrumpuswillremainonthischumpusuntilitisover.看来得另外找角度入手了Iguessweneedtoapproachthisfromadifferentangle.快了Nearly.好Yes.一起变云吧1.et'sbeclouds.这样才舒服Now,thisiscomfort.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!我要用这根挠痒手指lljustusethishereticklefinger挠云端巫师的屁♥股♥toticklethecloudwizard'srumpus逼他冲去厕所forcinghimtorushtothebathroom往痒处抹止痒膏toapplyticklecreamtotheaffectedarea.止痒膏等他走了Andwhilehe'sgone我们就一起逃走吉米we'llmakeourgetawaywithyou,Jimmy.好计划Greatplan.好要来了Okay,heregoes.花生酱别Stop.快去厕所啊Comeon,gotothebathroom!还好我GoodthingI都会往胡子里存一根止痒膏alwayskeepatubeofticklecreaminmybeard.止痒膏不然我就OtherwiseImighthave只能起身去厕所了hadtogetupandgointothebathroom不少人都把止痒膏放厕所wheremostpeoplekeeptheirticklecream.好耶舒服多了Ooh,yeah!Thafsbetter.舒服多了That'sbetter.好好好一定能另外想出办法Okay,okay,okay.Icanthinkofsomethingelse.我就只要想象力AllIneedismyimagination.你就只要炸鸡Allyouneedischicken!拿炸鸡塞你超饿流口水大嘴巴里Chickeninyourbig,hungry,wetmouth!肮脏大个儿炸鸡我是肮脏大个儿乔mbignastyJoe这是我的肮脏大个儿炸鸡桶andthisismybignasty'stastybucketo,chicken!用真鸡炸在真厨房♥做Madefromrealchickeninmyrealkitchen!货真价实It'sdefinitelyreal!不错我现在就想吃那个Yep,that'swhatdliketoeatrightnow.用我嘴啃用我牙咬把它变成营养Eatitwithmymouthandteethandturnitintonutrients.很好我有办法了Byjove,Ithinkvegotit好香的味道Somethingsmellsquitedelightful.炸鸡桶够不到Can'treach.他中计了Ithinkhe'sfallingforit.他得站起来才够得到我们He'llhavetogetuptoreachus.然后我们就跳出去复原吉米的头Thenwe'lljumpoutandmakegoodwithjimbo'shead.好Yeah!求你快点站起来吧Sweetrelease,pleasegetup!我的云胳膊太短了Cursemycloudarms!先等一下Hangonatoot.我可是云端巫师macloudwizard.怪模怪样的美味炸鸡Delicious,weird-lookingchicken.等下等下等下Waiwait,wait!请你别吃我们云端巫师先生Pleasedon'teatus,Mr.Cloudwizard,sir.我们其实不是炸鸡Wearen'tactuallychickens.我们只是想救助小吉米WewerejusttryingtohelpyoungJimmy.是这样吗Isthatso?要救吉米的话我就不吃你们了Well,then,maybeIwon'teatyouifyouwanttohelpJimmy.你们要救助就去救助吧Youcanhelphimallright.助他当我椅子Helphimbemychair!吉米我实在很抱歉Jimmy,I'msosorryaboutthis.我们完蛋了We'reinquitethepickle.先别早早气馁1.et'snotgiveuphopeyet,fellas.他看的节目就快放完了HisTVshow'sgottoendsoon.希望大家都能喜欢蛋Wehopeyoulikeeggs这场节目七千年内不会停becausethisshowwon'tendforanother7,000years.好吧Oh,well.你们有没有什么好笑的敲门笑话Youguysknowanygoodknock-knockjokes?天才叔公我们不能放弃UncleGrandpa,wecan'tgiveup.我不能这么过日子I-Ican'tlivelikethis!是谁在敲门Who,sthere?就不能帮大家脱困吗Can'tyougetusoutofthissituation?恐怕我已经尽力了小吉米mafraidvedoneallIcan,youngJimmy.后面只能靠你了It'suptoyounow.可要怎么办Buthow?天啊我发福了Boy,amIgettingfat.你一定要专心致志You'vegottoconcentrate.专心致志Concentrate?1620年Mn1620.五月花号♥Themayflower.于普利茅斯石登陆1.andedatPlymouthrock!你做到了吉米You'redoingit,Jimmy!继续加油Keepgoing.1842年In1842墨西哥将军圣塔安娜MexicangeneralSantaAnna为他截断的腿举♥行♥精心策划的国葬hadanelaboratestatefuneralforhisamputatedleg!好有趣的冷知识吉米Boy,thatwasaveryinterestingfact,Jimmy.格罗弗克利夫兰总统的胡须PresidentGroverCleveland'smustache是用毛毡跟马蹄屑做的wasmadeoffeltandshreddedhorsehooves.好你能行的好Yeah,youcandoit!Yeah!干得漂亮吉米Waytogo,Jimmy!住手马上住手Stopthat!Stopthatrightnow!你们把我家当都要败光了You'repoofingallmystuff!安德鲁约翰逊总统当过专业裁缝PresidentAndrewJohnsonwasatrainedtailor就算当上总统也自己做西装andalwaysmadehisownsuits,evenaspresident.太有趣了That'sprettyinteresting.伍德罗威尔逊的肖像WoodrowWilson'sface印在十万美元纸币正面isonthe$100,000bill.希望你今天学到了教训小吉米Ihopeyoulearnedyourlessontoday,littleJimmy.千万别让头靠近云端Remembertokeepyourheadoutoftheclouds.平克顿老师的历史考试期间更不能了EspeciallyduringoneofMrs.Pinkerton'shistorytests.你作答完了吗吉米Areyoudonewithyourtestalready,Jimmy?好了平克顿老师Isuream,MissPinkerton.通过Acceptable.好Yes!谢谢天才叔公Thanks,UncleGrandpa!爱尝鲜的熊好好与热狗人爱尝鲜的熊好好"Newexperienceswithbearynice."就是我That'sme!与热狗人".andhotdogperson."就是我That'sme.健身房♥的健身房♥我们第一次去健身Ourbearyfirsttimeworkingout.准备好强身健体了没热狗人Areyoureadytogetripped,hotdogperson?新客3天免费试健身不好吧熊好好强身健体一听就疼Idon'tknow,beary.Gettingrippedsoundspainful.学着我做就一定会喜欢You'lldoasIdo,andyou'lllikeit.笨蛋热狗人Sillyhotdogperson.这是我的健身区Thisismyworkoutzone.你的健身区在那边Yourworkoutzoneisoverthere.全自动疼痛健身机5000提米小提米能帮帮我朋友吗1.ittleTimmy,couldyouhelpoutmyfriend?汗流;夹背吧Getyoursweaton!感受身体在燃烧Feeltheburn!动起来宝贝Shakeit,baby!练出肌肉Getstacked!差不多了That'senough.电动燃脂机怎么会有这个机器Whydoesthismachineexist?健身过后放松最棒了Nothinglikerelaxingafterworkingout.热狗人你健身尝鲜得如何啊So,hotdogperson,howwasyourbearyfirstworkout?太棒了Awesome!真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
