The Curse《诅咒（2023）》第一季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
你跟费尔南多说过了对吧YouspoketoFernando,right?他还带着枪Hestillhasit.这让你感觉不舒服吗Hasn'titmadeyouuncomfortable?这里发生了什么Whathappenedhere?她偷r一条牛仔裤Well,shestoleapairofjeans.像这样的犯罪之举Crimeslikethis,他们并不会造成任何伤害they'renothurtinganyone.如果再有人从商店里偷东西Ifsomeonetakesanitemfromthestore,你就从我的信♥用♥卡♥上扣款这样就不算盗窃了chargemycreditcard,andthenit'snotstealing.”惊人的建筑”标记了我AmazingArchitecturetaggedme.这让我收到这些评论Nowmgettingallthesecomments,他们说我在抄袭道格艾特肯andthey'resayingmrippingoffDougAitken.谁在平呢他是艺术家而你不是Whocares?Heanartist,andyou'renot.我的房♥子是一种艺术Myhomesareart你为什么要这样做Whydidyoudothat?我今天来是邀请你做我们的节目Icameheretodaytoaskyoutobeaconsultant做顾问forthisshow.你们付我两万的工资吗Andthisisfor$20,000?我不想强迫你做任何事Idon'twanttoforceyouintoanything.我看见你房♥子外面有个篮筐-我们去玩吧Isawyouhaveahoopoutside.-Let'splay.我想我应该有空吧Yeah,Iguessmfree.我会去给你拿来的好吗mgonnagogetit,okay?我被诅咒了否则没有任何方式来解释Iwascursed.There,snootherwaytoexplainwhathappened我妻子的遭遇withmywife.顺便说一下谢谢你从不邀请我Thankyou,bytheway,forneverinvitingme,去参加你们的安息日完成一次都没有notevenonce,foryourShabbatdinner.记住我是犹太人Remember,mJewish.当你说你目睹这件事的时候Whenyousaidthatyouwitnessedthis,我没想过你会是其中的一分子Ididn'trealizethatyouwerepartofit.我是想让他带走她Iwastryingtogethimtoremoveher.如果不是我逼你你不会做任何好事Youwouldn'tdoanythinggoodifIdidn'tforceyouto.你们的关系还好吗-你们会没事的吧Youguysarestrong,right?-You'regonnasurvive.对吗Right?下一个问题Nextquestion.同样的故事我听了快三次了veheardthesamestorylike,threefuckingtimes.你们老是这样“哦我们结束了”Y'allaregonnago,"Oh,we'redone.*'”他只是比较贱”你猜怎么着"He'sbeingmean."Andthenguesswhat?你们还是会复合的Y'allaregonnagetbacktogether.然后你们其中一个又会和别人睡到一起Andthenoneofyouisgonnasleepwithsomeoneelse,你们又会再分一次手andyou'regonnabreakupagain.你为什么就不能接受这点呢Whydon'tyoujustacceptthat?因为我已经做过了No,becauseIalreadydid.我已经和凯尔西睡过了IalreadysleptwithKelsey.我上了约翰1fuckedJohn.不是吧没错No.-Yeah,Idid.不他跟我说你还没有No,hetoldmeyoudidn't.各位各位各位因为他是你的朋友Guys,guys,guys.-Becausehe,syourfriend.不他不会骗我的No,hedoesn'tlietome.不约翰不会骗我NoJohndoesn'tlietome.就是这个地方吗-对Thistheplace?-Yeah.我哥哥几天前来过这里Mybrotherwashereacoupledaysago.你确定这样没事吗-我确定没事的Andyou'resureaboutthis?-Yes,I'msure.Positive.怎么你现在要打退堂鼓了吗What,areyougonnachickenoutnow?你一小时前可是害怕得要死娘们唧唧的Don'tactlikeyouweren'tscaredanhourago,pussy.说真的-他们不会把我们怎么样的Forreal,though.-Theywon'tdoanything.我哥哥拿了三条牛仔裤然后在网上卖♥♥掉Mybrothertookthreepairsandsoldthemonline.这是合法的-好吧那我们走吧It'slegit.-WelLlet'sdothis,then.也许我们应该一个接着一个进去-无所谓Maybewegoinwaves?-Itdoesn'tmatter.我们直接进去就好了1.et'sjustgoin.像是一种推销广&hearts浩♥之类的吗1.ikeapromotionorsomething?我不知道-闭嘴1don'tknow.-Shutup.好家伙Damn.这地方太变♥态♥了Thisplaceissick.欢迎光临Welcomein.你好吗What'sup.你是印度人吗AreyouIndian?我是本地人Native,butyeah.你今晚有什么安排Whatareyoudoingtonight?和我室友一起吃晚餐Havingdinnerwithmyroommate.哦我能来吗Oh,canIcome?你读几年级Whatgradeareyouin?你这样问好吗"Soyoucanjustdothat?对我才不在乎呢Yeah.Idon'tgiveashit.这是一种推销广&hearts浩♥之类的吗Isitlikeapromoorsomething?店主把这些都记在她的账上Thelandlordisputtingitallonhercreditcard.我想她很有钱吧She'srich,Iguess.我希望我是有钱人IwishIwasrich.我也一样Me,too.你不是吗You'renot?我没钱但我父母有钱Notme.Myparentsare,though.那条项链真不错-谢谢That'saprettynicechain.-Thankyou.你拿了什么东西了吗Doyoutakeanyforyourself?没有Notyet.我也许会叫我妹妹Iwasmaybegonnaaskmysister或者其他人替我拿一条orsomeonetogetoneforme,但这蛮奇怪的因为我在这工作butit'skindofweird,becauseIworkhere.有道理你穿多大的码Makessense.Whatsizeareyou?我很胖的mprettythick.是啊我就对胖女孩来电Hell,yeah.Imesswiththickgirls.那也许能行那是多少条That'llworkout.Howmanyisthat?五条Uh,five.这样吧不如你给我你的号♥码Saywhat,givemeyournumber,因为我真的想和你们吃晚餐becausemforrealaboutdinner.好吧我和我朋友和她父母一起住Well,Ilivewithmyfriendandherparents,所以你不能来吃晚餐soyoucan,tcometodinner.但我会给你我的号♥码ButI'llgiveyoumynumber.也许我们可以去克利夫酒吧MaybewecoulddoCliffs?我会去的dbedown.话说你到底想不想要这些牛仔裤Imean,doyouwantthesejeansornot?我不知道Idon'tknow.我只是想再见到你Ijustwanttoseeyou,too.我也是Me,too.等一下那里有多少条牛仔裤Wait,howmanyjeansarethose?六条好的Six?-Okay.费尔南多嗨Fernando,hi.嗨出了什么事吗Hi,iseverythingokay?我以为你们是来解决问题的Ithoughtyouguyswereheretocleanshitup.我们是的Weare.我们是的不好意思Weare.msorry-你指的是什么Whatisthisreferringto?小偷Thethieves.偷牛仔裤的那些人Thewholejeansshit好吧费尔南多Okay,Fernando,不如你进来我们可以把一切都解释清楚whydon'tyoujustcomeinandwecanexplainallofthat?就我们三个我不管Justthethreeofus.-1don,tneedthis.你们想给我惹麻烦还是怎么的Youguysaretryingtogetmeintroubleorsomething.不不拜托了进来吧我们可以把话说开No,no.Please,please,justcomeinandwecantalk.就你一个就他一个就他一个Justyou.Justhim.Justhim.求你了费尔南多拜托Please,Fernando.Please.求你了好的谢谢谢谢Please?Okay,great.Thankyou,thankyou.Okay.嘿莉莉Hey,Lily.Lily,hi.可以请你先收拾我们的卧室吗Couldyoustartwithourbedroomfirst,please?好了费尔南多Okay,Fernando.现在的情况就在于缓和局势Thissituationwasallaboutde-escalation,我看得出来这失控了andIcanseenowthatthathasgottenoutofhand.这件事需要停下来Anditneedstobestopped.我们非常感谢你的照顾Andwearesogratefulforyourstewardship.但带着枪出现在我们门前Butshowingupatourhousewithguns,真的是我们尝试解决问题的方式吗isthatreallythewaythatwewanttohandleproblems?这有成效不是吗Itworks,doesn'tit?没有Itdoesn't这是不合适的It'sinappropriate.别他妈的告诉我们什么是不合适Don'ttellmewhatthefuckisinappropriate.嘿-听着闭嘴给我听好Hey!-Listen.Shutupandlisten.伙计Buddy.我想怎么解决那堆破事是我的事mgonnahandlemybusinesshoweverthefuckIwanttohandlethatshit.你给我辞职好吗-不然怎样Quitit,okay?-Orwhat?不然怎样-不然会有你好果子吃的Orwhat?-There'sgonnabeconsequences.把你的手从枪那里拿开-我不怕什么好果子Takeyourhandfromyourgun.-1ain'tafraidofconsequences.我受够了这些混混mtiredofthesefuckinggangbangers,小偷来偷东西thievescomingtosteal.你们知道那是什么吗Youknowwhatthefuckthatis?那是癌症你们带来的这种风气That'scancer,andyouguysbroughtthatshit.这只是小偷小摸费尔南多It,sapettymisdemeanor,Fernando.这对谁都没有损害这会损害谁呢It'shurtingnoone.Whoisithurting?我能用你们的洗手间吗CanIuseyourbathroom?不能不能No.-No.你为什么和这些人鬼混在一起费尔南多Whyareyouwiththesemen,Fernando?这些人吗这些人他妈的是我的兄弟Thesemen?Thesemenaremyfuckingbrothers.嘿你可以用我们的洗手间好吗Hey,youcanuseourbathroom,okay?我都准备替你挨枪子了Iwasreadytotakeabulletforyou.你在说什么玩意Whatareyoutalkingabout?他们根本不会对我们怎么样Theyweren'tgonnafuckingdoanything.小点声小点声-他们是一群胆小鬼Shh!Shh!-They'recowards.那些牛仔裤一共花了我们多少钱Howmuchhavewebeenchargedtotalforthosejeans?大概一万四Roughly$14,000-ish.我知道我知道这太多了Iknow,Iknowthatit,stoomu-我知道我们需要停止这种行为Iknowthatweneedtoputastoptoit.我明白我只是对人们有更高的期望Iunderstand.Ijustexpectedmorefrompeople.你知道吗Youknow?也许这一切冥冥中自有原因Maybethisisallhappeningforareason.你这是什么意思Whatdoesthatmean?我不知道-你知道吗1don'tknow.-Youknowwhat?我觉得我们应该让道奇IthinkweshouldjusttellDougietoshoot在商店里拍好他需要的东西whateverheneedstoshootinthestores,我们就可以重新开始收租了andthenwejust-Westartingchargingthemrent.我们就要这么做That'swhatwe'lldo.如果我们收他们租金他们就不干了Ifwechargethemrent,they'regonnaleave.他们会关门大吉的他们没有顾客.They'llshutdown.They'renothavingCustomers-我们需要播出这档节目Weneedtogetthisshowontheair.我们需要让这档节目播出Weneedtogetthisshowontheair,然后事情会自然而然地好转好吗andthenit'llgroworganicallyfromthere,okay?但费尔南多怎么办我们承诺过给他一份工作ButwhataboutFernando?Imean,wepromisedhimajob.天啊我现在管不了这么多了Oh,myGod,mnotthinkingaboutthatrightnow.但他妈妈还有其他一切事情Buthismomandeverything.他妈妈Hismom?哦小亚亚Oh,Ashy.哦你真贴心Oh,you'resosweet.哦哇哦Oh,wow.很高兴认识你这是谁啊Nicetomeetyou.Who'sthis?这是哪位啊Who,sthis?你太关心他人啦Youcareaboutpeoplesomuch.你真是一个天使You'resuchanangel.很好Good!你最好辞职先生You'dbetterquitit,mister!否则会有你好果子吃的There'llbeconsequences!Oh!嘿今天我的部分你拍完了吗Hey,you'regoodwithmefortheday?对对你不需要别的了吧Yeah,yeah.-Youdon'tneedanything?不用了你最好还是走开吧No,no,it'sprobablybetteryou'regoneanyway.我会对亚瑟火力全开所以.mgonnagoprettyhard,so.你今晚和我去送相机对吗You'resendingacamerawithmetonight,though?给卡拉的吗是的没错-好Oh,forCara?yeah,sure.-Allright.你确定你不想谈这个吗You'resureyoudon,twanttocometothat?对还是算了Yeah,mgood.好吧Okay.好的祝你好运-谢谢Allright,goodluck.-Allright,thankyou.再见Seeyou.亚瑟嘿真不错别让他看起来太好看了Ash-man!Hey,that'sgood.Don'tmakehimlooktoogood.知道吗Alright?相片在哪Where'sthatphoto?哦-多谢Oh.-Thankyou.你感觉怎么样Howareyoufeeling?很好-是吗Good.-Yeah?好了我们有很多东西要谈Allright,wegotalottocover,所以我希望你准备好了soIhopeyou'reready.这将会是一场马拉松It,sgonnabealittlemarathon.这样可以吗一很好Isthatgood?-That,sgreat.我很兴奋Yeah.Somexcited.好了让我们理一下框架Allright!Solet,scleartheframe.来吧-各就各位1.et'sdoit.-Let'srolleverything.是这样的我一直在翻看录像So,vebeenlookingthroughthefootage,就是我们把剪辑拼到一起youknow,aswe,reputtingacuttogether.你和惠特你们是天作之合And,uh,youandWhitare,like,theperfectcouple.童话般的浪漫Fairy-taleromance,youknow?你能感受到这非常动人Youjustfeelit.It'sreally-It'sreallybeautiful.我得问一下.AndIgottoask.你最喜欢惠特尼什么WhatdoyoulovemostaboutWhitney?我该从哪说起呢毕竟Well,wheredoIevenstart?Imean.她很善良She's.kind.体贴入微聪慧过人Thoughtful.Intelligent.她是我遇见过的最无私的人She'sthemostselflesspersonveevermet呃Uh.她所做的一切都如此的justeverythingshedoesisso.真实而纯净trueandpure.就好像她联♥通♥着整个宇宙It'slikeshehasaconnectionwiththeuniverseorsomething.呃Uh.她什么都知道shejustknows.我感觉我很幸运AndIfeellucky能站在她的阴影之下tostandinhershadow.所以你会说她是一个比你更好的人So,wouldyousayshe'sabetterpersonthanyou?是的Yeah.绝对的Yeah,definitely.你能把那作为一个句子复述给我听吗Couldyousaythatbacktomeasasentence?她是一个比我更好的人She'sabetterpersonthanme.“她“是谁Who's"she"?惠特尼是一个比我更好的人Whitneyisabetterpersonthanme.非常好很不错That'sgreat.That'sgreat.呃Um.那么so.比方说let'ssay.没有她你的生活会是什么样whatwouldyourlifebelikewithouther?翻天覆地疯了一样Youknow,upside-down,likecrazy.整个世界都疯了Crazyworld,youknow?在平行宇宙里如果她离开了你Alternateuniverse,ifsheleftyouorsomething.那我会一无所有dhavenothing.那么亚瑟So,um,Asher.我们不如讲讲房♥子里的扬声器吧Whydon'twetalkaboutthespeakersinthehouses.好吗Right?我可以叫做“亚瑟特辑”"TheAsherSpecial,"Iliketocallit.对我是说Yeah.Imean,um.它们是无边框的Well,they,rebezel-less,所以它们和天花板和地板完全齐平sothey'recompletelyflushwiththeceilingsorthefloors.你可以把它们涂上油漆And,um,youcanpaintoverthemand,youknow,那丝毫不会影响它们的音质thatdoesn'taffectthesoundwhatsoever.我们说的是好音质对吧Yeah.We'retalkinggoodsound,right?你完全沉浸在声音中You'refullysubmergedinsound,yeah.我喜欢我喜欢这栋房♥子Ilovethat.mlikingthishouse.这样的扬声器有多少个Howmanyspeakersarewetalking?十一个11.再加上一个低音炮Plusasubwoofer.十一个什么11what?这栋房♥子里有十一个扬声器Thereare11speakers,加上一个低音炮plusasubwooferinthishouse.说得更自豪些Sayitmoreproud.这栋房♥子里有十一个扬声器Thereare11speakers,再加上一个低音炮plusasubwooferinthishouse.这些民兵分子带着枪出现在我的门前Thismilitiacomestomydoorwithguns.枪吗-是的Guns?-Yes.喔-为什么呢Whoa.-Andwhy?因为我在社区里表现出的激进主义Becauseofmyactivisminthecommunity.那也太蛮不讲理了Thatissocrazy.他们的青椒卖♥♥完了这倒是头一次They'reoutofgreenchili.That'safirst.等会你现在在哪里Wait,whereareyourightnow?呃我在科奇尼塔格兰德餐馆Uh,I'mat,uh,CochinitaGrande.我离你就两条街的距离mliterallytwoblocksfromyou.我到你那去我喜欢那个地方lljustcomeby.IIovethatplace.我饿死了mstarving.好的我和一个朋友在一起Okay.mwithafriend.太好了Great.好的一会儿见Okay,seeyouinasec.好一会儿见Okay,seeyouinasec.一会儿见那是她吗Seeyouinasec?Wasthather?是的Mm-hmm.我很高兴见她mexcitedtomeether.也许她也会给我找一份工作Maybeshe'llwanttopayme,too,因为我也有一些智慧forsomeofmywisdom,你不觉得吗别这样don'tyouthink?-Stop.当猫头鹰发出最后一声呜咽Whentheowldoeshislasthoo-hoo当奶牛发出最后一声峰叫andthecowdoeshislastmoo-moo,那是鸽子最后一次嘎嘎叫that,swhenadovedoeshislastquack-quack.她到这的时候别发出那种声音Donotdothatvoicewhenshe,shere.她也要和我们一起吃午饭吗Isshegonnahavelunchwithus,too?我以为就我们两个Ithoughtitwasjustgonnabethetwoofus.她很快就走的对她好一点-好吧It'llbequick.Benice.-Allrigh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