Regular Show《日常工作（2010）》第一季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

整人电♥话♥王超爆笑喂Hello?你好我是倪土水Yes,thisisImeSher.你是谁？ImeSherwho?我好高兴我不是你老妈啦msuregladIain,tJoeMamma.恭喜你刚被整人电♥话&hearts汪恶整了YoujustgotprankedbytheMasterPrankCaller.整人电♥话♥王真是网路上最好笑的东西啦TheMasterPrankCalleristhefunniestthingontheinternet.对吧鸟哥Right,Mordecai?是啊他的确是满好笑的Yeah,Iguesshe'sprettyfunny.但是你知道什么会比看整人电♥话♥王更好笑吗？Butyouknowwhat'sevenfunnierthanwatchingprankphonecalls?喂Hello.喂棒棒伯吗？Hello,Pops?人家是Yes?等一下打付费电♥话♥来的是Pleaseholdforacollectcallfrom.你老妈JoeMamma.一喂一喂洛畸Hello?-Hey,Skips.你是不是有个儿子叫做你老妈？youhaveasonnamedJoeMamma?你说什么Excuseme?一喂一班森Hello.-Hey,Benson,你有没有你老妈的书啊doyougotanybooksbyJoeMamma?你是谁啊Whoisthis?不管你是谁Whoeverthisiscomingfrom.我会追你追到天涯海角Iwilltrackyoudown一一定追到你一阿天他还在碎碎念耶andIwillfindyou,andifit.-Dude,he'sstillonthephone.-他还在念-跑远点He,sstillonthephone?一不要被我追到一他还在碎碎念哦He,sstillonthephone.鸟哥我们是整人电♥话♥王Mordecai.We'rethebestprankcallersever,aren'twe?是啊是第二名Yeah,secondbest.你刚才没在听吗？What?Didyounothearwhatwejustdid?我们超爆笑Wewerehilarious.是没错Yeah,wewere.但是我们不是第一名Butwe'renotnumberone除非我们这么做untilwedothis.你打给谁？Whoyoucalling?整人电♥话♥王TheMasterPrankCaller.我崇拜你Holycrud.挂电♥话♥这样整人很好玩是吗？Hangupthatphone.Youthinkyourlittlepranksarefunny?很好玩吗？Youthinkthey'refunny?看我来整你们有多好玩Whatdoyouguysthinkofmyprank?喂你说什么？Ring-ring.Hello,what'sthat?禁止阿天跟鸟哥使用家里的电♥话♥吗？MordecaiandRigbyarebannedfromusingthehousephone?好的Okay.有胆再打整人电♥话♥看看啊Goodluckmakingyourprankcallsnow!阿天去跟棒棒伯借电♥话♥Dude,let'sgousePop'sphone.棒棒伯电♥话♥借打一下Pops,canweborrowyourphone?-Pops,canweborrowyourphone?可是人家还在等你老妈的电♥话♥耶IwouldbutmholdingtotalkwithJoeMamma.你们可以用我床底下的电♥话♥Butyou,rewelcometousethephonesundermybed.酷这是什么电♥话♥Cool.Whatkindarethey?八零年代白金钢80,scellphones.酷Cool.谢T棒棒伯Thanks,Pops.小朋友小心一点哦Oh,andboys.Dobecareful.它可能会害你们长脑瘤Ithinktheymightcausebraintumors.好了快点来恶整整人电♥话♥王吧Allright.Nowlet'spranktheMasterPrankCaller.好啊我要打了Okay,hereIgo.一喂一喂是我外送披萨小弟Hello.-Yeah,thisispizzadeliveryguy.我手上有你订的五十份披萨哦Ihavefiftypizzasherethatyouordered.不错哦送过来吧Soundsgreat.Bring'emover.你订了五十份披萨？Youorderedfiftypizzas?对啊跟辣鸡翅Yeah,andhotwings.快送来Getherequick,okay?你妈都快饿扁了Yourmomis,like,totallystarving.好的我要挂了Yeah.Okay.Igottago.好换我来整他1.etmetakeacrackatit.一喂一我是哗啦Hello.-Hi,thisisStan.哪个哗啦？Stanwho?哗啦Stan.霹霹雳啪啦Stanmansan?你名叫哗啦霹雳啪啦YournameisStanStanmansan?对对啊Uh.Yep.好恭喜你这是我听过最h♥痴♥的假名了Well,congrats.That,sthestupidestfakenameveeverheard.你的超弱假声音哪里去了？Andwhathappenedtoyourunfunnyfakevoice?我哪知道Idon'tknow.给我听好不要再打来了Nowlistenup,stopcallinghere不然你们会后悔ormgonnamakeyousorry.他好厉害Thisguy,sgood.不知道耶这样做好像不太好Idon'tknow,maybeweshouldn'tdothis.你要认输？What?Yougivin'up?鸟哥我们可以整到他的Dude.Wecanprankthisguy.你想要当他的手下败将Doyouwannabethisguy'sson,还是要当第一名啊ordoyouwannabenumberone?拼了1.et'sdoit.-喂整人电♥话♥王我是一玩过了Hello,MasterPrankCaller?Thisis.-Didit.一喂同学我是那个一听过rYeah,buddy,it,sJoeMa.-Heardit.一喂是啊一你们再没创意一点嘛Yeah,hello?-Yougotanythingoriginal?鸟哥你的招很废Yeah,hello?Dude,thatwastheworsttryyet.看我怎么修理这个废物Timetoputanendtothisjunkfest.看来你也跟这个废物差不多1.ookslikethejunkfestjustgotanewmember.好意思说我你的五十份披萨好不到哪里去Yeah,right,likeyourfiftypizzasthingwaswaybetter.你说是就是哗啦霹雳啪啦Whatever,StanManistan.Man.想得美我知道是你打来的Nicetry,dude,Iknowit,syou.不是我啊Notme,dude.喂Hello?你是送披萨的？还是哗啦霹雳啪啦？IsthisthepizzaguyorStanStanmansan?一都是一我警告过你们不要再打了Both?-1warnedyoutoleavemealone.现在我就要整爆你们NowI'mgonnaprankyousohard整到你们屁滚尿流you'rebothgonnapoop-a-duke.八零年代打来The1980,scalled.要回他们的白金钢theywanttheircellphonesback.这里是什么地方？Wherearewe?阿天我们回到青黏公园了吗？Dude,Ithinkwe'rebackatthepark.一是这样吗？一什么意思？Arewe?-Whatdoyoumean?鸟哥所有的树都好小Dude,allthetreesaresmall.你看那一张长椅有够新Andlookatthatparkbench.It,ssonew-looking.我跟你说这里超诡异的mtellin,ya,somethingweird'sgoingon.看棒棒伯我们去问他1.ook,there'sPops,let'sgoaskhim.棒棒伯Pops.Hey,Pops.你可以跟阿天说一切没事吗？CanyoutellRigby,here,thateverything'sfine?说什么?What,now?棒棒伯为什么看起来那么青春？WhydoesPopslooksoyoung?请问你们两位是谁啊？Nowthen,whoareyoutwogentlemen?怎公知道我是谁？Howdoyouknowmyname?是我们鸟哥跟阿天Pops,it,sus,MordecaiandRigby.可是人家这辈子都没有见过你们两位啊Butvenevermeteitherofyougentlemeninmyentirelife.一什么？一我就说吧一定有问题What?-mtellingyou,dude.somethingweird'sgoingonhere.一同学一干什么？Hey,guys.-What?你们有没有发现青黏公园怪怪的啊Younoticeanythingstrangegoingonaroundhere?他是想跟我们打屁吗？Ishegettingfreshwithus?我看他是想跟我们单挑哥儿们Yo,Ithinkhe'sallupinourthreads,homefry.那个怪人看了就想吐Thatdillweedjustbarfedmeout.打屁单挑还有那个哥儿们Fresh?Barfmeout?Homefries?这里是八零年代啦We'reinthe80's,dude.棒棒伯今年是哪一年POPs,whatyearisthis?当然是1982年啊Well,it's1982,ofcourse.你看吧See?阿天这下惨了一还用你说Dude,thisisbad.-1know,我超级不爱八零年代Idon'tevenlikethe80,sthatmuch.要回去只有一个方法了Theonlywaywe'regonnagetback.isif就是要整惨他weprankhimharderthanheprankedus.来吧1.et'sdoit.一喂一六零年代打来的他们要回Hello?-The60,scalled,theywanttheir.我不是叫你不要再打了一挂掉WhatdidIsayaboutcallingme?-Hangup.挂不掉Ican't.你们就是讲不听你们完蛋了Youcouldn'tleavemealone.Now,you'regonnapay.最好快点逃跑Weshouldgetouttahere.高尔夫球车Thecart.一喂一八零年代打来Hello?-The80'scalled.绝不放过你们Theystillwantyou.讨厌甚至不是八零年代最棒的行头Aw,man.Thesearen,teventhecoolclothesfromthe80's.同学不要再打来了1.isten,justleaveusalone,willya?你敢挂电♥话♥试试看Don'tyoueverhanguponme.阿天你一定要打电♥话♥叫人来救我们Dude.Youhavetocallsomebodytohelpusprankthisguy.一打给谁一打就对了Who?-Justcallsomebody.电♥话♥耶Telephone.喂Hello?棒棒伯快来救我们Pops.Yougottahelpus.我们卡在八零年代了We'restuckinthe80,s.你在跟谁讲聊天？Whoareyoutalkingto?就是鸟哥跟阿天啊Why,it,sMordecaiandRigby,他们卡在八零年代了they'restuckinthe1980s.是哦Oh,really?喂Hello?班森快来救我们Benson.Yougottahelpus.我们卡在1982年了We'restuckin1982.你很厉害鸟哥That'sreallysomething,Mordecai.他以为我们在整他Crud.Hethinkswe'reprankinghim.什么？给我What?Givemethat.八零年代打来要回他们的白金钢The80'scalled,theywanttheircellphonesback.现在是怎样Whatjusthappened?快帮我们整惨整人电♥话♥王WeneedyourhelptoprankTheMasterPrankCaller.-谁？为何要整他？Who?-Whydidyouprankhim?看我的厉害lltakecareofthis.一喂一酷车Hello.-Niceride.我的车更拉风ButIlikeminebetter.别管电♥话♥抓紧方向盘Forgetthephone.Holdthewheelsteady.不要接Don'tanswerit.Don'tanswer.鸟哥小心Mordecai,lookout.撞到少年棒棒伯了Dude.WejusthitPastPops.八零电子器材行现在就是未来大拍卖♥♥答录机请问有需要帮忙吗CanIhelpyouwithanything?客服中心朋友我有办法DUde,Igotanidea.青黏公园快跑去草地躲起来Quick,gettothefield.Everybodyhide.躲那里Overthere.希望会有用Man,Ihopethisworks.会的啦鸟哥只许成功Itwill,Mordecai.Ithasto.喂一我是整人电♥话♥王给我听好Hello?-ThisistheMasterPrankCallertellingyou.喂我说我是整人电♥话&hearts汪Hello?-1said,thisistheMasterPrank.抱歉我听不清楚msorry,Ican'thearyou.我说我是整人电♥话♥王Isaid,thisistheMasterPrankCaller.喂你在不在？Hello?Hello,areyouthere?我说Isaid.闹你的啦Justkidding.你被整到了废物Youjustgotpranked.Loser.不要No!上啊Now.快阿天按下开关键Now,Rigby.Hitthepowerbutton.谁是整人电&hearts话♥王啊Who,sthebestprankcallernow?不要No.整惨你了Inyourface.现在谁是整人电♥话♥王废物?Who'stheMasterPrankCallernow,youloser?朋友就是这里Guys,thisisit.回去的门快走It'sthewayback.C,mon.其中一扇门可以带我们I可到现代Oneofthesedoorsleadsusbacktothepresent.我找到了Thereitis.现代等一等Wait.你们今天表现得比我好多了Youguyswerebetterthanmetoday.可是拜托别把我留在这里Butyoucan'tleavemehere.我只是想跟你们一样玩整人电♥话♥而已AllIeverwantedtodowasmakeprankcallslikeyou.哪有什么不对呢？Wasthatsowrong?找谁？Hello?One.Two.Three.七零年代打来要回他们的椅子The70'scalled,Theywanttheirchairback.待续谢谢观赏