Regular Show《日常工作（2010）》第一季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

免钱蛋糕漂亮Oh,man.鸟哥你看看Mordecai.Checkitout.在后面垃圾箱捡到的Ifounditinthetrashintheback.酷不酷啊？Isn'titcool?阿天不要再去捡破烂了Dude,yougottastoppullingstuffoutofthetrash.这样很不正常It'sunnatural.你才不正常You'reunnatural.再说这个很特别Besides,thisisdifferent.这是过去的珍贵宝物It,satreasurefromthepast.这盘子的确满美的Itisaprettysweetplate.应该放一点好料上去Weshouldputsomefoodonthisbaby.没错Agreed.你知道什么放上去最美吗？Youknowwhatwouldlookgreatonthisplate?巧克力蛋糕Chocolatecake.太棒了Yes.可是我们怎么买♥♥得起巧克力蛋糕？Buthowcanweaffordsomethingasgoodaschocolatecake?没问题的朋友Don'tworry,dude,我知道去哪里可以弄到IthinkIknowwherewecangetone.杂货店你看阿天蛋糕粉Checkit,dude:cakemix.只要加一点水塞进烤箱里Addsomewater,slapitintheoven.拿出油滋滋的蛋糕pullthatgreasypigout就有蛋糕可以吃了andbam.Yougotyourselfacake,baby.我好想吃油滋滋的蛋糕Ican'twaittoeatthatgreasypig.等一下这个要多少钱？Wait.Howmuchdoesitcost?一块五十分Abuckfifty.就跟你说过蛋糕粉太贵了Itoldyoucakemixistooexpensive.包林婚宴你们认识新郎或新娘吗？Doyouknowthebrideorthegroom?有蛋糕那个Theonewiththecake.免钱商店不好意思我们没有蛋糕Yeah.Wedon'thavecakes.算了我完全没招了Well,malloutofideas.有了Igotit.点心吧里面会有巧克力蛋糕There'sthatchocolatecakeatthesnackbar.是啊Yeah.但班森只在你生日那天才提供免费蛋糕ButBensonwillonlyletyouhaveitforfreeifit,syourbirthday.谁说今天不是我生日Who,stosayit'snotmybirthday?谁说今天不是我生日Who'stosayit'snotmybirthday?吃免钱Freecake.-Freecake.你们都不是今天生日It'sneitherofyourbirthdays.可恶他的记性太好了Ah,man.He'skillinguswiththat.没得吃Nocake.可是今天是洛畸生日ButitisSkips'birthday.吃免钱Freecake.可是他不会到处张扬Buthe'sreallyprivateaboutit.没得吃Nocake.仔细想想Cometothinkofi我们好像从来没有帮洛畸办过派对Idon'tthinkwe'veeverhadapartyforSkips.如果我记得没错Ifmemoryserves.洛畸每年生日都会跑去森林里独处Skipssecludeshimselfinthewoodseveryyearonthedayofhisbirth.等等你们从没帮他办过派对？Sowait.YouguyshaveneverthrownapartyforSkips?一没有一这不应该No.-Dude,thatsucks.洛畸值得我们办一个派对Skipstotallydeservesaparty.还有蛋糕Andcake.不管什么烂状况洛畸都能搞定Wheneversomethinggoeswrong,it'sSkipswhofixesit.不管什么事他总是帮助我们He'salwaysthereforusnomatterwhat.我敢说洛畸也很想有个派对IbetSkipswantsaparty.可是他太害羞了根本说不出口buthe'ssuchaquietguyhedoesn'tknowhowtoask.我们欠他一个派对Weowehimaparty.还有一个蛋糕Andalsoacake.好棒太棒了Goodshow.Jollygoodshow.班森帮洛畸办派对Benson.AsoireeforSkips.真是个好主意Whatacrackerjackidea.你说得对You'reright.好吧只要你们说服洛畸答应Fine.IfyoutwocangetSkipsonboard.我们就帮他办派对we,llthrowapartyforhim.我们会说服他答应的Weknowhowtogethimonboard.好了Okay.要怎么样说服他答应呢？Howarewegoingtogethimonboard?我知道Iknow.去开箱型车1.et'sgetavan.生日快乐洛畸Happybirthday.Skips.免钱蛋糕到手Bam.Freecake.不可以那根本是绑♥架♥No,dude,that'skidnapping.又不能直接问他Wecan'tjusttellhim.班森都说了洛畸不喜欢这种东西YouheardBenson.Skipsisn'tintothisstuff.我知道但洛畸不会介意Iknow,butdude,Skipsiscool.直接说要帮他办派对不就好了吗？Weshouldjustgotellhimwewannathrowhimaparty.逊耶1.ame.哪里逊了？What?What'swrongwiththat?两件事第一没有惊喜Twothings.One,nosurprise.第二没有箱型车Andtwo,novans.一有了一箱型车吗？That'sit.-What,vans?不对大惊喜No,surprise.我们来帮洛畸办个大惊喜派对Dude,WeshouldthrowSkipsasurpriseparty.太棒了鸟哥Dude,that'sperfect.我知道Yeah,Iknow.谁都不会拒绝惊喜派对的'Causenoonecansaynotoasurpriseparty.因为没有机会拒绝'Causetheycan,t.吃免钱,Freecake.-Freecake.我今晚八点才不要跟你们俩一起耗时间No.Idon'twannahangoutwithyouguysat8o'clocktonight.那更晚一点呢？Well,thenhowaboutlatertonight?不行我想一个人静一静No.Iwannabeleftalone.老天现在该怎么办？Aw,man.Whatdowedonow?鸟哥这样好了Dude.Checkit.我们骗班森先弄到蛋糕We'lljustlietoBensonandgetthecakefirst.再想办法去邀洛畸andfigureouttheSkipspartlater.听起来能吃到蛋糕了Soundslikeacake-worthyideatome.吃免钱,Freecake.洛畸非常想要生日派对Skipstotallywantsabirthdayparty.是吗？你们怎么说服他的？Really?Howdidyouconvincehim?我们说有蛋糕可以吃Wetoldhimtherewasgonnabecake.对啊他想要超大巧克力蛋然Yeah,hewantsanextralargechocolateone.是吗？Really.对八点钟在他家Yeah,8o'clock.Hisplace.他希望是惊喜派对Buthewantsittobeasurprise所以碰到他要假装不知道soifyouseehimdon'tsayanything.好吧Okay.这是点心吧蛋糕柜的钥匙Here,sthekeytothecakeinthesnackbar.我们八点钟见了Iguessllseeyouateight.要是你们两个笨蛋敢骗我Butifyouidiotsarelyingtome.你们下个月就得负责洗碗you'llbeondishdutyforthenextmonth.点心吧一成功了一先吃看看Wedidit.-Let'seatit.不行班森也说了No.-YouheardBenson.你想被罚洗碗吗？Doyouwannabeondishduty?好啦洗就洗嘛Fine.We,lldodishduty.不行我们得去找洛畸No,dude.WehavetogetSkips.你确定洛畸在这里吗？AreyousureSkipsisevenhere?棒棒伯说他会在森林里面独处PopssaidSkipssecludeshimselfinthewoods.不然要去哪里找他WhereelseshouldWelook?不准碰蛋糕Don'ttouchthatcake.这是紧急医疗事件It,samedicalemergency.你刚才吃过三明治了Youjustateasandwich.你是医生吗？Areyouadoctornow?在五分钟内就念完医学院了吗？Didyougotomedicalschoolinthepastfiveminutes?我们要留在派对上吃其余免谈We'resavingthisforthepartyandthat'sthat.一看到他们r吗？一还没Doyouseethem?-Notyet.快关灯要八点了Hitthelights,it'salmost8.00pm.洛畸生日快乐洛畸一定会超惊喜Skipsisgonnabesosurprised.一进来就看到我们全都光溜溜whenhecomesinandseesustotallynaked.尚青这不是裸体派对lt,snotthatkindofparty,MuscleMan.那别开灯Don'tturnonthelights.快八点了Man,it'salmosteight.我们找不到他的先吃再说We'renotgonnafindhim,let'sjusteatit.不行No.班森会气疯不可以吃Benson,sgonnagetballistic,soweshouldn't.班森不管怎么样都会气疯Benson,sgonnagetlikethatnomatterwhat.不吃你会后悔Bettertohavenoregrets.不可以Dude,no.阿天Rigby!走开啦Getoff.不要再闹了Dude,quitit.你会砸坏蛋糕的You'reruiningthecake.等等那什么声音？Wait.What'sthat?听起来像是怪异的部落祭典SoundslikesomekindofweirdAztecritual.好像是从那个方向传来的Ithinkit,scomingfromoverthere.一过去瞧瞧吧一这可不行Weshouldgocheckitout.-That'sfunny.在森林听到任何怪声音都不能去看Usuallyifyouhearstrangenoiseinthewoods.youdon'tcheckitout鸟哥？Mordecai?洛畸在干什么？What'sSkipsdoing?我不知道好像满重要的Idon'tknow.Butitlookskindofimportant.最好不要去吵他Maybeweshouldleavehimalone.蛋糕怎公办？Whataboutthecake?能不能先别管蛋糕了？Wouldyouforgetaboutthecakeforaminute?阿天Rigby!你要跟我们走洛畸You'recomingwithus,Skips.你们在干嘛？Whatareyoudoing?蠢蛋你们打断我跳神灵舞Fools.Youinterruptedmyspiritdance.你们不知道会有什么后果Youdon'trealizewhatyou'vedone.洛畸Skips.你违反了跟青春永驻守护神的约定YouhavebrokenthepactwithTheGuardiansOfYouth.老盖你不需要这么做Gary,youdon'thavetodothis.没办法我受雇于人1.isten.mjustdoingmyjob.等等你要带他去哪里？Wait.Whereareyoutakinghim?我只是个司机monlythechauffer.一朋友我们害洛畸完蛋了一我们也完了没有洛畸就没得吃了DUde,IthinkwejustscrewedSkips!-Andourselves!NoSkips,nocake.快来我们快跟上Comeon.Webetterfollowhim.搞什么？Dude.Whatthe.鸟哥那些宝宝是怎样？Dude,what'swiththebabies?我们得带洛畸回去派对WegottagetSkipsbacktotheparty.别吵Shutup.青春永驻守护神啊GuardiansOfEternaIYouth.我押来了大罪人Ihavebroughtyouthecondemned.洛畸Skips,你刚才没有把神灵舞全部跳完youhavefailedtocompletethespiritdance.你跟我们签F的青春永驻合约andthusthepactyoumadewithusforeternalyouth.已经失灵了hasbeenbroken现在你会衰老化成灰nowyoushallshrivelintodust人间蒸发直到永远anddisappear.Forever.洛畸Skips!什么等等不是他的错What?Wait.It'snothisfault.事情已成定局What'sdoneisdone.是我们害的Butthisisourfault.我们打断他跳舞他才没有跳完Weinterruptedthedancebeforehecouldfinish.对啊现在让他跳完吧Yeah,man,lethimfinishthatdancething.青春永驻守护神的圣旨不得驳回ThedecisionofTheGuardianscannotbeoverturned.洛畸Skips!-Skips!对不起We'resorry.Skips.对啊对不起Yeah,we'resorry.我们只是想帮你办大惊喜派对Wejustwantedtothrowyouasurpriseparty.对啊本来应该会很好玩Yeah,itwasgoingtobereallycool.还有蛋糕可以吃Weweregonnaeatcake.蛋糕有人说蛋糕吗？Cake?Didsomeonesaycake?没有蛋糕Huh?No.There,snocake.等等兄弟们Wait,brothers.有蛋糕香味Ismellcake.你们有没有闻到？Doyousmellitaswell?一我闻到了一我也是Ismellcake.-AsdoI.蛋糕Cake.-Cake.等等你们爱吃蛋糕吗？Wait,youguyslikecake?对我们爱吃,Yes.-Weloveit.蛋糕给我阿天Gimmethecake,dude.我不要Noway.看来你们很爱蛋糕Soyou'retellingmeyoulikecake?蓝色那个有蛋糕Theblueonehascake.蛋糕给我们蛋糕Cake.Giveusthecake.蛋糕换洛畸ThecakeforSkips.鸟哥你干什么？Mordecai.Whatareyoudoing?你要洛畸生口变忌日吗？Dude.DoyouwantSkipstodieonhisbirthday?好啦Allright你们不换就拉倒Dowehaveadeal?是什么口味？Whatflavorisit?巧克力Chocolate.我们达成了新圣旨Wehavereachedanewdecision.我们继续让洛畸青春永驻来换你们的蛋糕WewillrestoreSkip'syouthinexchangeforyourcake.把他变回来Nowchangehimback.好Done.什么？他们又没有在吃What?They'renoteveneatingit.只会拿来当面霜乱涂They'rejustsmooshingit.ontheirfaces.退下Begonewithyou.洛畸生日快乐大惊喜Surprise!一起开心庆祝吧1.etthemerry-makingcommence.你们为了蛋糕差点害死我Youguysalmostkilledmeforsomecake?洛畸送你生日礼物Here,Skips,wegotyouabirthdaypresent.上面写w洛畸心灵教父"ItsaysSkips,GodfatherOfSouL从来没有人帮我办过生日派对Noone,severthrownmeabirthdaypartybefore.谢了Thanks.蛋糕呢？Sowhere,sthecake?蛋糕啊Cake?我不记得有什么蛋糕1don'trememberanythingaboutacake.一我也是一一定是弄错了Meneither.-Mustbeamisunderstanding.你是说点心吧的蛋糕Thecakefromthesnackbar.你要在这个派对吃那个蛋糕？Youwantedthatcakeforthisparty?真是的真是个大误会Oh,man.Imean,whatamix-up,right?重要的是我们都聚在一起Theimportantthingisthatwe'realltogether.我就知道你们两个天兵不能信IknewIcouldn,ttrustyouidiots.幸好棒棒伯多准备一个You'reluckyPopsbroughtaspare.生日快乐洛畸Happybirthday,Skips.太好了终于啊Yes.Finally.竟然是香草Vanilla.待续谢谢观赏