Regular Show《日常工作（2010）》第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
毁灭大魔王大家注意今天要办一场生日派对Allright,listenup.We,vegotthisbirthdaypartytoday会非常忙solotstodo.Lotstodo.尚青看到鬼负责接送表演嘉宾Muscleman,HiFiveGhost.you'reinchargeofpickingupthespecialentertainment.好的Yes!-Yes!洛畸负责架设弹跳城♥堡♥Skips,yousetupthebouncycastle.我看看我要去接小朋友1.et'ssee,mpickingupthekids,so.鸟哥跟阿天你们排椅子MordecaiandRigby,yousetupthechairs.那我呢？Whataboutme?你们有邀请我参加自己的生日派对吧Surelyminvitedtomyownbirthdayparty?你的生日是上周记得吗？Yourbirthdaywaslastweek,remember?今天换小朋友了It,sakid'spartytoday.我还有汽球喔Istillhaveballoons.我们也准备了Wegotitcovered,Pops.好吧Isee.为什么我们每次都分到烂工作？Dude,howcomewealwaysgetstuckwiththelamejobs?老是要排椅子Settin'upthechairs?无聊1.ame!我不相信你们可以做好重要的工作Ican'ttrustyouguyswithsomethingactuallyimportant.你们老是出错You'realwaysslackingoff.你说我们爱出错？Youcallin'usslackers?他骂你骂Didhe?Didyou?他骂我们出错王He,scallin'usslackers.我们绝对可以排好椅子1.ook,dude,wecantotallysetupallthosechairs.保证不会出错withoutslackingoff.很好去排啊Good,doitthen.一好啊一没错Wewill.-Yeah.然后下次你就会叫其他人去排椅子了andthennexttimeyou'llgetsomeoneelsetosetupthechairs?好Fine.下一次不用排椅子Notsettin,upthechairsnexttime!快去排椅子啦Justsetupthechairs.我们排的椅子会厉害到班森的糖果都掉出来Benson'sgonnadrophisgumballs.whenheseeshowgoodwesetupthesechairs.他会这样.糟了我的糖果He'sgonnabealllike,"Ohno,mygumballs"!没错我们超会排椅子Yeah!Weruleatsettingupthechairs.一张One.一张One!天啊真讨厌Yeah,dude,thissucks.是啊平常我一*定会罢♥工♥Iagree,dude,andnormallydbeall"letsquit".可是我们要证明给班森看我们有多会排椅子butWehavetoprovetoBensonwecansetupthesechairs.好啦Allright.当主管多好啊Mustbenicetobetheboss.班森每天什么事情都不用做Bensonneverhastodochores.生日快乐Happybirthday,Ji.好好开车啦你这个废物Justdrivethebus,yougreasyslopjockey!做什么啊老兄？WhattheH,dude?拜托你认真一点好吗？Canwepleasejustfocus?听你这样讲我就好累Whenyousaythat.itmakesmetired.阿天Dude.你好像班森喔YousoundlikeBenson.你听好阿天Dude.Listen.这次好好做以后就不必再排烂椅子了Ifwepoundthroughthis.we,llneverhavetodothislamechairstuffagain.下次可能换我们去接送Nexttimeitcouldbeuspickingup.表演嘉宾Thespecialentertainment.汽车旅馆我们是来接你们的Weareheretopickyouup.稍等一下Justasecond.什么人啊？Hey,who,satthedoor?好亮Oh,it'sbright.你知道谁喜欢这种表演嘉宾吗？Youknowwholikesspecialentertainmentlikethat?我老妈Mymom!能借五块钱吗？CouldIborrowfivebucks?卅七卅八37. 38.卅八呢？38.一阿天一排完了鸟哥Rigby!-That'sallthechairs,dude.椅子应该有五十张才对There'ssupposedtobe50.那是班森的问题That'sBenson'sproblem.错那是我们的问题Nodude,that,sourproblem.快点我们得找其它椅子Comeon.We'vegottafindtherest.好啦来去找你的笨椅子Fine.Let'sfindyourstupidchairs.门打不开我们去玩啦Itwon'topen.Let'sgetouttahere.你转过门把了吗？Youtrytheactualdoorknob?真的会被你气死You'rekillingme!锁住了It,slocked,我们去玩啦let,sdosomethingelse.拜托阿天认真一点Comeon,dude,takethisseriously.真的锁住了Itislocked.我们一定要拿到椅子才行Wegottagetthosechairs.看到椅子了没有？Youseethechairs?比椅子更棒Evenbetter.什么意思Whadayamea.这里是怀旧天堂It,slikeold-schoolheaven!是啊都是经典游戏台Yeah,lookatthesethings."毛线球柠檬汁拍卖♥♥帽"BallofYarn.LemonadeStand.HatsforSale.来拍手蜡烛工厂快餐兄mClapLikeThis.CandleMaker.DeliDude.瞪眼大赛”StaringContest.怎么会都在这里？Whyaretheseevenhere?谁在乎开打了Whocares?Let,splay!不行阿天No,dude.Dude,no.你还要班森骂我们出错王吗？YouwantBensontothinkwe'reslackersforever?你是想要变成无聊鬼吗？Idon'tknow.Doyouwannabeboringforever?别这样阿天Notcool,dude.我不管我要休息了Whatever.mtakin,mybreak.阿天你连打都不会打Dude,you'renotevendoingitright.这只是在乱按而已You'rejustmashingthebuttons.你管我回去工作啦Whatever.Whydon,tyougobacktowork?那我也要休息了Iknow,how'boutItakemybreaktoo?你赢了你只是运气好Man,thatwasjustluck.开始连胜十场Teninarow!我们回去排椅子吧Allright,let'sfinishthosechairs.等一下试试看那台怎么样？Wait,man,whataboutthatone?机台故障老师没有教你认字吗？Didn'ttheyteachyouhowtoread?机台故障了Outoforder.这一台超厉害Thislooksawesome.毁灭大魔王又有什么用它坏了Yeah,whatever.It'sbroken.说不定是因为大家一直玩Probably'causepeoplecouldn'tstopplayingit.因为它太好玩了'causeit,ssoawesome.你才念到小三怎么可能会修得好它Howyougonnafixthatwithyourthirdgradeeducation?你不要吵乖乖听班森的话就好Hey,whydon'tyougoaskBensontotellyouwhattodo?阿天你让开Moveover,Rigby.看在各方神明的份上Inthenameofallthatisholy.千万不要把红线跟蓝线接起来"don'tconnecttheredwiretothebluewire.这样不好吧1don'tthinkweshoulddothis.快点Comeon.刚刚是怎样？Dude,whatjusthappened?我不知道1don'tknow.它绝非善类Thatcan,tbegood.我倒觉得满酷的Idon'tknow,hecouldbecool.完了我们死定了Ohman,we,resodead.也许不会有人发现Maybenoonewillnotice.谁把毁灭火魔王放出来了？WhounleashedtheDestroyerofWorlds?好戏登场了Goodshow!最好快去找洛畸WebettergofindSkips.洛畸你好Skips,dude.你们又闯了什么祸？Whatdidyouguysdo?什么？没有啊What?Nothing.你们没看我写的纸条吗？Youignoredmynote,didn'tyou?什么纸条？Anote?Whatnote?乐谱之类的吗？Youmeanlikeamusicalnote?蠢蛋毁灭大魔王会宰了我们Youfools!DestroyerofWorldswillkillusall!我有办法但是需要时间Ihaveanidea,butIneedtime.去引开他Distractit!等等什么？怎么引开他？Wait,what?Distractithow?滚开Getouttahere!完蛋Uh-oh.我们到了We'rehere.是表演嘉宾It'sthespecialentertainment!小朋友Hey,kids.欢迎观赏表演嘉宾的演出getreadyforourveryspecialentertainment.我们死定了We'rescrewed.上车Getin.爬上去等我喊声再按开始键Climbuptop,butdon'tpressstartuntilIsay.洛畸你真好Skips,mygoodman.我的汽球飞走了Ilostmyballoons.你开车Takethewheel.今天肯定是我生日Hup.Itmustbemybirthday.听好了Okay,everyone,数到三按下开始键pressyourstartbuttonsonthree.One.Two.Three!游戏开始我跟鸟哥操控双手MordecaiandIgotthearms.阿天你操控脚Rigby,yougotthelegs.为什么？操控脚很无聊Aw,what?Legs?Legssuck!比排椅子还烂Man,thisisworsethanthechairs.阿天不要乱乱按Dude.Quitmashin,thebuttons.他的脚步会乱掉You'remessin'upthelegs.闭嘴啦Shutup!快开车棒棒伯Drive,Pops,drive!真好玩Thisissomuchfun!洛畸Skips!棒棒伯停车洛畸掉了Pops,stop!WelostSkips!洛畸Skips!其它的椅子Theextrachairs!你去宰掉毁灭大魔王Dude,youkillTheDestroyerofWorlds.我去拿椅子mgonnagogetthechairs.不要拿了太危险rIt'stoodangerous,justleave'em!我不管我不是出错王1don'tcare!We'renotslackers!鸟哥Mordecai!乱按竟然有效Thebuttonmashing,sworking!解决掉他朋友FinishhimOffdude!你的乱按真厉害Thatwassomeprettysweetbuttonmashing.我就说吧ItoldyouIgotskills.你们You!班森你先不要生气Hey,Benson.Beforeyoufreakout,我们已经排好椅子了wetotallysetupthosechairs.这个生日派对超好玩Thisbirthdayparty'shot!我们很棒吧？Sowe'recool,right?白♥痴♥Youidiots!我再也不会把重要工作交给你们That'sthelasttimeIentrustyouwithsomethingimportant.别想再排椅子1.ikethechairs!下一次不用排椅子了Notsettin,upthechairsnexttime!快点把公园打扫干净Butyouaregonnacleanupthismess.就从那堆表演嘉宾开始扫andyoucanstartbysweepin'upthespecialentertainment.一好没问题一交给我们Yeah,noproblem.-Wegotit.你放心Don'tworryaboutus.我们先去摸鱼吧We'regonnatakeabreakfirstright?好啊Yeah.谢谢观赏
