Murder Is Easy《杀人不难（2023）》第一季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
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在他们订婚了Nowthey'reenqaqed.多浪漫Soromantic.来吧萝丝Come,Rose.我将一个典型的英国村庄的日常异教♥徒♥习俗mcomparingevervdaypaganpractices与尼日利亚的异教♥徒♥习俗进行比较inatypicalEnglishvillaqetothoseinNiqeria.你们听见吗异教♥徒♥习俗Youhearthat?"Paqanpractices!"在威奇伍德汉伯比牧师InWvchwood,ReverendHumbleby!这又不是中世纪勋爵大人Thisisn'ttheMiddleAqes,myLord.教会将越来越有前瞻性TheChurchisincreasinglyforwardthinking.那么费茨威廉So,Fitzwilliam,你靠写书能养家糊口吗d-doyoumakeadecentlivingbook-writing?并不需要怎么说NeverhadtofindoutWelbhow'sthat?我父亲的村庄十分富庶Mvfather'svillageisveryfortunate.有2000平方英里的耕地还有2,000squaremilesofarablelandand,er,不少小泥屋mudhuts.还有原油Oh.andoil.很快你就会发现还是要靠自己You'llberunningyourselvesbeforeyouknowit.费茨威廉我是做水泥生意的Well,Fitzwilliam.Imincement,它将现代世界粘合到一起whichholdsthemodernworldtogether我父亲是村里的鞋匠Myfatherwasthevillaqecobbler.但我之所以能走到今天是靠ButIjustpulledmyselfupby.战时的暴利吗Aspotofwartimeprofiteering?我自己的努力mybootstraps.辛勤的工作和上帝的恩典righteoushardworkandtheqraceofGod.我正在写的这章Thechaptermworkingonnow?涉及到人们对暴♥力♥死亡的民间信仰Well,itconcernspopularbeliefsaroundviolentdeath,比如坠亡或者意外fallsoraccjdents.许多文化都认为当生命被突然中止时Manyculturesbelieyewhenalifeiscutshort它的灵魂会继续存在jt,sspiritliveson,不安地在人间游走restlesslywalkingtheearth.天这也大吓人了GoodnesslHowterrifving.可不是Quiteright没人想看见哈里卡特这种人No-onewantsthelikesofHarrvCarter不安的游走吧restlesslywalkingaround卡特先生太可怕了MrCarterwasratheraterror.那个醉汉居然在我自己的庄园里跟我大吵了一架Thatdrunkviolentlyaccostedmeonmyownestate!是不是布里奇特Didn'theBridget?Hmm?汤米皮尔斯也是AndasforTommvPierce!粗鲁的家伙Oh,impertinentdevil却有着天使般的声音Voiceofananqel.从医学角度来看这家伙Inmvmedicalopinion,theladwasunbalanced很多方面都不大正常inmorewaysthanone你在庭审上怎么没提起这么有趣的细节托马斯医生Youdidn'tmentionthatinterestingdetailattheinquest,DrThomas.真让人难过最近死了这么多人Sad.Manydeathsrecently.是啊现在又是平克顿小姐Yes,andnowMissPinkerton!什么What?死了吗Dead?怎么死的How?被车撞的Struckdown.昨天在伦敦YesterdavinLondon.什么这种意外应该通知我才对啊What?1should'vebeennotifiedofanvaccjdent.这是流程死了你确定吗It,sprotocol.Dead?Areyoyabsolutelycertain?对啊费茨威廉先生你怎么知道的YesMrFitzwilliam,howcouldvoupossiblvknowthis?女人被车撞倒Womanstruckdownbycar.文汇报晚间版报道的ItwasinTheStandard,lateeditjon.报纸没送到这来吗Theydon'tdeliverithere?可怜的拉维尼亚Poor,dearLavinia.又一起悲剧事故Anothertragicaccident.太可惜了Suchashame.不好意思我没太明白msorrv,Istilldon'tquiteunderstand.是什么让你注意到Whatwasitthatdrewyourattentiontothedeath一个陌生人的死亡呢ofaperfectStranqer?我凑巧看到了她的家庭住址Ihappenedtonoticeheraddress.威奇伍德Wvchwood.多巧啊Suchacoincidence.还真巧Such.他们怎么知道她的身份的Howdidtheyidentifyher?应该是她的名字刻在了雨伞上吧Hernamewasengravedonherumbrella,Ibelieve平克顿小姐有什么亲人吗MissPinkertonleftnorelatives?只有阿尔杰农琼斯OnlvAlqernonJones.她的猫Hercat.可怜的老平克顿PooroldPinkerton,看不到我的惠特菲尔德新城了notlivingtoseemvWhitfieldNewTown!按照天意我们谁都看不到Noneofusshall,providencewilling.先生们Gentlemen.别谈公事了Nobusinesstalknow.如果让我放开手脚Ifdhadmywav,惠特菲尔德新城现在就已经建成了WhitfieldNewTownwouldbefullverectedbynow.水泥灯塔照亮我们通往光明未来的道路Thecementbeaconlightingourwaytoabrighterfuture!如果不是有些人坚决反对我的话Ifsomepeopleweren'tdeadsetaqainstme.谁的光明未来Abrighterfutureforwhom?肯定不是阿什伯顿的老百姓CertainlynotthepeopleofAsheBottom.你坐在自己的宅邸里Yousithereinyourmansion,描绘着自己精心设计的计划drawinqupyourelaborateplans而不是建一些像样的老百姓负担得起的房♥子insteadOfbuildinqsomedecent,affordablehomes!这是个新城Thisisanewtown,会传颂我的名字carryingmyname.没人在乎你的名字No-oneqivesafigforyourname!别激动啊牧师老伙计-还有你医生Steadyon,Vicaroldchap.Andyou,Doctor.你在理事会里又做过什么事Whatexactlydoyouontheboard?除了奉承勋爵大人的白日梦Apartfromtoadvtohislordship'spipedream?我上次理事会就说过了而且作为你们的牧师Isaidatthelastboardmeeting,andasyourpriest,这纯粹就是虚荣i
