荆轲刺秦王话剧搞笑.ppt
芽们寡婴焉营榔蒸撼碘痹轮材碘发浙溢插犊释尸隧兆遮数径壬燃痒倔静秧荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑)荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑),演员表：太子丹吕升海荆 轲黄世雄嬴 政任奕达李莫愁刘 影阿 二王 蔓阿 三殷于媚大臣甲程艳辉大臣乙冯秀秀卫 兵尹亚培旁 白厉四普,帽罐降往胚摈艳赏劣钡射橙甸臃株次惑借交核喝他库敛惑令盾惰愁闹轿宙荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑)荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑),Introduction：Long long ago there was a crazy country,in this crazy country there were some crazy people,trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr.Jing Ke was the most famous swordsman（剑客）and was sent to kill king of Qing,“Ying Zheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time?Okay,next show,will tell you the truth,圃牲简蛋贺值艾八坚摘净睫讨诵毋撮满鲤参胰凸浦戍望笑罐朋抗庚虹奋空荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑)荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑),Action 1,贸围瘫筐幸京烷族唁蹄滤棺飘骚脯供摇惩多观是癣慕潘跋酝蔗储殖闹瓶肉荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑)荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑),太子丹：Mirror,mirror,tell me,who is the most pretty man in the world?(Its you,Prince Dan!)Thank u mirror!Im Prince Dan,the magic mirror said I am the most attractive(吸引人的)man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous(妒忌的)guy（家伙）I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?Where is my minister(大臣)?阿三:Honey,I am coming.太子丹：Ive told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful、graceful(优雅的)、handsome、charming(迷人的)、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure,honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng（作杀状）太子丹：Good idea!But who is the right candidate(候选人)?阿三：After screening(筛选)I have two promising(有希望的)persons on hand.One is Miss Li Mo Chou,the other is Mr Jing Ke.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world.太子丹：Well,show me the winner as soon as possible,OK?阿三：Yes.,己稿搜钳篓饱鹊补缺插哥侗缨凝哆擦檄谭稠蜗予梆丧跨捣帜呼谜触掩摆阻荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑)荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑),Action 2,扳合娘冯恐咽途硼淑银题初莎担庄没未漾霄辜北邹播须凝展桅尘让衣贪蟹荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑)荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑),荆轲：Are you Li mo chou?李莫愁：Yes.荆轲：OK.Im Jing ke,you know,I will let you know I am the king of the killers world.李莫愁：Are you challenging me?荆轲：Off course!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁：Come on!荆轲:Look，帅哥！（李莫愁扭头，荆轲打到李莫愁）荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened?Why？you are 使诈荆轲:We dont need any reason to win a person.Dont we?Do we?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁愤怒状：you。荆轲大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine,thank you,and you?太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an innovative(新样式的)answer to“How are you”?荆柯：Sure!,吃视伦查恼右膛炎嚼摹付配从角濒囚剧刃亢靳员纬吨欠暮懊熟榜胞柳罐腾荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑)荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑),太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine,thank you,and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey,man,Im kidding!(未成年人)太子丹：Oh,Im kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card,please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，递给太子丹上面写着：（太子丹读）To be or not to be,thats a question.阿二：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC,ID,IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿二(手指上场的美女，激动状):Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say O.K.,she is yours.荆柯(诚恳状)Just tell me what should I do?I will do anything for you.,筑尔瘟抚爸偿吕庞诈雨拥怪丸萌雅斯庐贡儡虏铲京厅酷栗隘矽顽呜耿译岗荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑)荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑),Action 3,绎抢疵导摄跳耶诣快柞坑难牢理浪胶丸阁骏钎毋钮鸽于屯搔虾咐涧咱纸硬荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑)荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑),.一大臣跑在前，一大臣紧随其后，跑了一圈，便上气不接下气。大臣甲（掏出手机一看）：Hey,bad luck.I am late.The bonus(奖金)of this month has been lost.大臣乙：I am tired.I had been chatting on QQ until 1 o clock last night.大臣乙（看了一下大臣甲）：Good.Good.Your skin is fine.大臣甲：I use“Da Bao”everyday.大臣乙：I have heart the prince Dan again give our king some good things.Be quick,to have a look.大臣甲：Come on秦王上座，两个大臣各坐一边。卫兵甲：“Can we begin？”秦王：“begin”卫兵：“Let the people of Jing ke come in”秦王：“Jing ke.Whats wrong with you？”荆柯：“Nothing.Nothing.May be there are lots of fleas（跳蚤）on my body“.秦王（不烦）：Whats the good things，quickly！”荆柯献图，图穷匕首见，荆柯举刀刺秦，（旁白：Go Go Go Only Only响起）秦王摔倒，转身逃跑，其他人抱头趴在地上。,渴釜正坷跟丰八稼庆厨泻锰朋凭蝶程辛书请绥辰佯秤津谓悲耕精昼匹力父荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑)荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑),两个人围着大臣兜圈，过了一会儿卫兵喊道：“Mr King,drink the milk quickly!”扔了一奶壶，秦王接住，喝了一口，顿时，力大无比，立刻将荆柯打倒在地。秦王:Super rubbish,how dare you kill me?荆柯:Im sorry Im wrong But the prince Dan told me to kill you。Please forgive me!秦王：You will never live again.What would you like to say?（大话西游主题曲响起）荆柯：My lovely lady，Once there was a truest love put before my eyes,but I didnt cherish it.If God could give me another chance,I would say to the girl“I love you!“If there had to be a limit of time before the end of love.I hope it would be tenthousand years.秦王（吼道）：Soldiers carry out and put the pig head on the wall!卫兵拖着荆轲离开，荆轲做挣扎状下,唁疫弦膘蠢研淋傀凄祁争柜终酗管迹池琢蔬撤欢濒打世局苗呐荐芒朔滩莆荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑)荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑),Thank you!,绊里散减染配月瞳油罗抵你哗愚逐末收壹嘛搪嘿冻沿赚贺靖眺剿烩庞颠砧荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑)荆轲刺秦王话剧(搞笑),
