大学英语口语情景对话.docx
大学英语口语情景对话And now,the onion news Americas finest news source. Armed gunman shoots to top of banking world 场景一： 匪徒:Nobody move，unless you want your head blown off. You 负责人：Please Please，dont shoot me. Ill give you however much you want. 匪徒：Whoa，whoa! You think I want money?You think thats what this is about?A big, angry yellow man comes walking in waving a gunAnd you assume hes robbing the place? I aint looking for no goddamn handout.Im looking for a motherfucking job! 负责人：Excuse me. 匪徒：You heard me. A motherfucking job.Dont you see, if you give me money, thatll just help me in the short term. But a job, thatll help me develop valuable job skills and experience.Its like teaching a man how to fish.So quit stalling, get your bitch ass back thereAnd give me a 40 hour week position, With vacation pay and benefits. And dont make me ask twice. Back that ass up. 场景二： 匪徒：Lets go, lets go. I can help the next person in line. You in that apricot sweater suit,you're your bitch ass on over here now. How can I help you today? 女士：Id like to deposit this check, please, into my savings account. And then I need to withdraw 匪徒：Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just shut the fuck up for a minute. 对负责人讲：What you fuck do in? You call in the cops? 负责人：No！ 匪徒：If thats the goddamned cops 负责人：No, no! I swear. I was just on with an account holder. I was advising him 匪徒：Im gonna kill you! 匪徒：Who the fucks this? You a cop? Well, what I recommend is that you keep at least 500 in your checkingTo just avoid the minimum balance feeAnd put the rest in our money market , which will earn you an additional 2% interest. Right. You have a nice day, sir, my pleasure. Oh，sorry. My bad. 负责人：Thats OK, honest mistake. 经理：Armed gunman, Ive been watching you. And I just say, Im impressed. Howd you like to be our new customer services supervisor? 匪徒：Itd be my motherfucking honor. 场景三： 匪徒乙：Everybody down, now! Get the fuck down, everybody! Give me all the money! Hurry up! Hurry the fuck up! What you doing? You playing back there. Load the bag up with money and nobody else fucking move. You hurry up! Hurry the fuck up! Load the bag up, load the bag! 匪徒甲：You sicken me! Asking for a handout. Instead of raising yourself up out of your situation through hard work. Why dont you get a job like the rest of us?
