决战紫禁之巅.docx

决战紫禁之巅决战紫禁之巅 The Duel between two Swordsmen SCENE 1 ：西门吹雪与叶孤城 演员表：西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 king 旁白 旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow . Birds are dancing in the cold . A man is walking along the street ,step by step . Wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . 西门吹雪与叶孤城相遇 西门吹雪:Oh ,I am sorry to knock you ! 叶孤城: Ha ha, Never mind . 西门吹雪: Excuse me， who are you on earth? could you tell me your name? 叶孤城: Ha ha, I wont change my name! no matter what happens. Im the most famous-叶孤城. Who are you? 西门吹雪:I am 西门吹雪. 叶孤城 惊讶:Ar, 西门吹雪? 西门吹雪:Yes, what is wrong? 叶孤城:I heard that you are the best swordsman? 西门吹雪:Great, you know me ! 叶孤城 抱腿：Please, please Dont kill me! let me go! 西门吹雪: No, I must kill you ! 叶孤城: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me! 西门吹雪: Noway! Because we are fighting now! you know? 叶孤城 突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! 西门吹雪: Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) 西门吹雪抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. how do you know that? 喝完牛奶Thanks, 叶孤城: Do you still want to kill me? 西门吹雪: Sure, must! milk is milk. 叶孤城(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!? 西门吹雪: Im sure I wont! 叶孤城:Really?!3-2-1! 西门吹雪 捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach ! 叶孤城 大笑：HaHaSB 西门吹雪可怜状: Son of a bitch!三鹿！ 叶孤城 掏出纸屑吹:This is genuine snow! 花满楼:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation! 叶孤城:Who are you? 花满楼:Hua-man-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue? 叶孤城：Yes, he was beaten by me and fled away 花满楼 惊讶:Now you are the best swordsman in the world! 叶孤城:You are right! 花满楼:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join us? 叶孤城:Yes,Its very good. 花满楼:Ok, follow me, Lets go to see my king! 叶孤城:Ok,Lets go! SCENE 2：无间道 花满楼:My dearest ! let me introduce Yegucheng to you! this is Yegucheng. King:sit down plese, yegucheng. 花满楼走到Y前，婚礼进行曲起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids? 叶孤城: Yes,Ido. King: Huamanlou, come here .let me put the ring on your finger! 西门吹雪(看到戒子)： this ring should be mine! King:But who are you? Why should it belong to you? 叶孤城 急切: king! Dear king!I must go now,my mother is looking for me! 西门吹雪冷酷:yegucheng! Come here!Do not make excuses! 叶孤城 抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me! 西门吹雪:Forgive you? Why? 叶孤城: Once there was a chance before me, I lost it. If the god give me an other chance, Ill tell you,I love you,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is a thousand years! King:Oh,god!You are gay？ 西门吹雪:gay？you said I am a gay？fuck you！ King: Ill kill you for you saying dirty word to me! 西门吹雪:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You-kill-me?come on！ 花满楼：King，let me have a try! 旁白：After a fierce battle between the two men，both sides lose 叶孤城:Ha，you are both dead men。Now I will kill you ,my king King:Why? 叶孤城:It is my plan,Now no one can stop me.And after I kill you ,I will be the king . (Y抓住K) King:yamedei(日语，不要啊)，someone helps me。 King 边跑边求救，Y在后面追赶，当他们经过H旁边时，H忽然起身抓住了Y 叶孤城:Why are you OK now ,you should be badly hurt. 花满楼:It is my plan too. 叶孤城:You are not huamanlou.Who are you? 花满楼:I am 陆小凤. 叶孤城:Oh,I should have thought of you . Now what are you going to do with me? K:Bitch!It is my turn to kill you. 叶孤城: 给我个机会吧？ King：怎么给你机会？ 叶孤城：我以前没的选择，现在我想做一个好人。 King：好，跟法官说，看他让不让你做好人。 叶孤城：那就让我死。 King：对不起，我是警察。 叶孤城：谁知道？ King：OK，I can give you a chance. 西门吹雪，Please come here ,it is the duel (决斗)between you and Y 叶孤城:I want to show something to you 西门吹雪;Where is it 叶孤城:On my body 叶孤城 脱衣服，显示苍井空图片 西门吹雪：nani，苍井空。 叶孤城：上当了，看招，天外飞仙 西门吹雪：我爸是李刚 叶孤城：好剑法，我叶孤城英明一世，没想到 (吐血而亡)（此时响起音乐再见，警察 剧终