三打白骨精英语剧本.docx

三打白骨精英语剧本Three times beat monsters三打白骨精 第一幕 农夫家 农夫一家吃完饭在看电视 新闻联播主题曲，朱宏强开始播新闻。 朱宏强：Welcome to CCTV news , there are four 和尚 from 东土大唐 to west to get some books , let me tell you who are they. 师徒四人出场： 朱宏强：people who rides white horse is not only prince ,he may be 唐僧. 唐 僧: hello ,I am唐 僧, have you seen a handsome heshang like me, many people think I always talk too much，actually ,they are wrong. Let me tell you a secret, I havent ate meat for 3 months. 朱宏强:Not all monkeys are thin ,some monkeys may be fat. 悟空：Hi, this is monkey, my favorite thing is to beat monsters. Hey, monster ,where to go. 朱宏强：zhu bajie may not a ugly man ,he also can be a beautiful girl. 八 戒：Hello ,every beauties ,I am bajie ，I love all of beauties and I always feel hungry. 朱宏强:Not all people who carry luggages are farmers, he may be shaseng. 沙僧：Every audience(观众), I am shaseng, I am honest. I always speak little and do much, so, to choose a husband, I am your best choice. 电视机突然坏了 老太婆： Hey , whats going on , honey you should check if there is something wrong with the TV 老头：nothing serious , it just ran out of signal. 村姑：Dady and mommy, I really like tangseng, he is very handsome , I will marry a man like him . 老头：forget it , tangseng always talk too much, I cant stand him, I prefer wukong . 老太婆：Oh no, wukong is too thin , to marry him you will become really thin, I think shasheng is better, he is honest. 村姑：thats it ,what about bajie, he is cute. 老太婆、老头：No way! 老太婆:he is too lazy . 老头：Too ugly 。 老太婆：eat too much. 老头：He is a color wolf. 白骨精：Oh, 亲，I am the most beautiful ,the most attractive and the most smart woman , my name is 白骨精, you can call me jingjing(精精)。I know you are interested in the four heshang(和尚)， now I will take you to see them, hahaha 白骨精施法拴住了一家三口 第二幕 唐僧：阿弥陀佛,do you know where we are now? 悟空: Bajie,map! 八戒: (摸出，递给悟空) 悟空拿给唐僧看 悟空: Look, boss (凑近唐僧) 唐僧: Bajie ! How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you. 八戒: Oh, boss ! Forgive me.(伸手拿回) 唐僧: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west 八戒: But 唐僧: Emitofo , nothing is color , color is nothing ! Map? 八戒: (递)Here. 沙僧：Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! 八戒：Oh I cant walk on any more!(坐) I am hungry now. 悟空: Fat Pig! 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will , I will. 悟空: You will what(凶相)? 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 悟空: Oh, my ladygaga. 唐僧:Wukong, in fact ,I am a bit hungry could you go to get some food to me ? 八戒: You see ,boss is hungry, too ! 唐僧: Baijie ! Dont forget who ate my last meal! 沙僧: But boss , if a monster comes while brother monkey is away. 唐僧: Em.It is a problem . Wukong , do you have any idea? 悟空: No problem!(安装) 沙僧: What is this ? 悟空: Electric net !I have learnt the energy of electricity from masters books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! 唐僧: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! 阿弥陀佛, knowledge is power! 悟空: Dont open the Electric net ,I will back soon , Bye!(走) 唐僧: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主 白骨精: Hm，!Hm ! Electric net , you are too childish , go and see , hahaha .(变成村姑) 村姑: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? 唐僧: Im sorry , We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. 村姑: (在一旁观看)Oh, chance, Bomb! 唐僧: Bomb . (打出) 村姑: Double King! 唐僧: Oh.I win ,lady , you are a master-hand , come in and teach me !(准备开电网门) 悟空: (回来，看见村姑)Oh,monster!(上前就打) 村姑: Help,help. 八戒: Dont worry , I will protect you . 悟空一棒打死了村姑 唐僧: (气愤)Wukong! Look what you have done! She is my teacher! 悟空: Boss, you are stupid , She is a monster! 唐僧: You mean I am stupid? Ok I will sing a song for you ! Only you 悟空: Oh, please dontI am stupid . 唐僧: 嗦噶，I will let you know , your boss is always right. 白骨精: (真身出现)Sunwukong, you are a foolish monkey, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) 老太婆: Hello , have you seen my daughter? 唐僧: Daughter? Boy or girl?(连忙挡住地尸体)No ,sorry I havent see your daughter .(陪笑，老太婆想看后面是什么，唐僧挡) 悟空: You monster, Ill beat you into hell!( 悟空追打老太婆, 老太婆躲至唐僧身后，悟空打，不想打到唐僧头，唐僧晕，悟空再打死老太婆) 沙僧：Oh , my god , monkey you have beat our boss , how dare you are! 八戒&沙僧: Are you Ok , boss?(扶唐僧) 沙僧: Look ,(伸2指) how many? 唐僧: Five.(晕乎乎地) 八戒：Oh, boss , you are fine , thanks god .啊门。 唐僧：Yeah , I am fine ! stupid monkey , once again , Ill send you to west . (更凄惨的only you) 悟空：I cant stand it ,please help me , I will die. 沙僧： Monkey knows he was wrong , please stop. 白骨精：sunwukong , tangseng is mine , I will come back soon , hahaha. (说完变成老头) 老头: Have you see my wife and daughter , they come out but not back until now , I worried about them . 唐僧:I have never seen them 悟空: monster!(打) 沙僧：Brother monkey , never do it again , if you did , boss will be very angry, the result will be serious .(师傅很生气，后果很严重) 八戒：please dont 唐僧: You,you.(险些晕，沙僧, 八戒 扶住)You have killed three lives! 悟空: No ,they are not human beings ! They are created by monster! 唐僧: Monster ? You are a real monster! Never let me see you , go away! 悟空: (悲，离去) 八戒: Boss, brother Monkey has left 唐僧: Shut up , don't mention that guy any more! (自己擦眼泪) 白骨精: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体在白骨精招手后“飘”走) 唐僧: who are You. 白骨精: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang! (抓住唐僧) I'll enjoy your meat and drink your blood ,ha , ha. (八戒、沙僧去阻斗，被击退) 悟空: (悄悄走到白骨精后，打晕白骨精，倒在唐僧怀里) 唐僧: Wukong? 八戒: Oh , Brother Monkey! 沙僧: Our hero is back! 唐僧: I,I can't understand.What happened? 悟空: Boss your IQ really needs increasing! They are all monsters. 唐僧: How , how did you find out? 悟空: (沉默).Monkey's intuition(直觉) 白骨精从昏迷中醒来，其实她早就爱上了唐僧，抓他只是为了和他在一起 白骨精：唐唐，I know I will die , but I must tell you the truth , I love you ! Five years ago , I saw you from the TV , I was attracted by your big eyes, cute face and your humor . Your every action , every word could make me happy or sad . I know I fell in love with you , if I can be the instrument of your happiness , I will sacrifice all my belongings ，(只要能让你幸福，我愿意付出我的一切) 唐唐，do you love me ! (说完吐了一口血) 唐僧：yes I love you ,you mustnt die , I will marry you , from now on I only love you , never cheat you , and do everything I promised to you every word I say to you is true , never make you angry , never blame you , and always trust you , I will protect you as soon as possible , whenever someone hurts you , if you are happy , I am happy too , if you are unhappy , I will make you happy , you are always the most beautiful one to me , deep inside my heart , there is only you . 说完白骨精开心的离开了 唐僧：Go！ 悟空、八戒、沙僧：where. 唐僧：west. 结束，一起谢幕。